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Chapter 346 Daddy Shit Shovel Officer is online! [one more]

In the early morning, the sky was just getting brighter.

The Savage Valley had a cold wind blowing all night, and the ground was covered with white snow.

Aww... Aww...

At this moment, in the cave at investigation site No. 1, Cerebellar Axe immediately made an wailing sound after waking up.

The scientific expedition team was woken up, thinking that the little guy was hungry, so they cooked a bowl of biscuits, but in the end, Liu Yue didn't eat Cerebellar Axe when he was feeding.

"Oh……"

Chen Ya got out of the tent, yawned, saw Cerebellar Ax not eating, and howled wildly, so he said:

"It's probably trying to defecate."

excretion?

Everyone was taken aback, Professor Liu nodded and said:

"It should be that tiger cubs do not defecate on their own. In the wild, the mother tiger uses her tongue to lick the cub's buttocks and stimulate the cub to defecate."

Hearing this, Liu Yue worried:

"What should I do?"

Professor Liu said helplessly:

"I have no choice but to use artificial help. Usually, the animal care workers will use their fingers to stroke... stimulate the cub's butt."

with fingers?
Everyone was dumbfounded. The so-called butt was obviously a chrysanthemum, and Professor Liu's words were completely correct. Tiger cubs really can't defecate on their own and must be helped by a tigress.

For tigers raised in captivity, if the cub loses its mother, animal care workers are needed to provide manual assistance to allow the cerebellar axe to excrete.

Chen Ya smiled, looked at Liu Yue involuntarily and said:
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and use your fingers to help Cerebellar Axe excrete!"

Liu Yue glared, and what happened next was very interesting. A group of people surrounded Cerebellar Axe, frantically serving the little guy to defecate, while Chen Ya stood aside, watching with great interest.

However, Liu Yue asked the glasses girl to hold the Cerebellar Axe, then squatted down, and opened her mouth... No!It was reaching out and stroking the little guy's ass.

Aw... Aw...

Cerebellar Ax screamed, opened a pair of golden eyes, twisted his buttocks from side to side, and did not excrete, which made Liu Yue's expression embarrassing.

Especially when Chen Ya was still snickering, which made Liu Yue annoyed:
"Look at what?"

"Who cares to watch it!"

The corner of Chen Ya's mouth twitched, he didn't want to pay any more attention, and then he started to cook a pot of breakfast, then walked to the entrance of the cave, greeted the sentry tiger, and climbed down the centipede ladder.

At this moment, it was still snowing heavily outside the cave, Chen Ya shivered, and said involuntarily:
"It's colder than yesterday."

Immediately afterwards, Chen Ya walked to the side of the snow, squatted down, and began to fling. At the same time, he was a little curious, why didn't he see the husky wolf?

That guy, stop eating shit?
After 5 minutes, Chen Ya finished the tuba and wiped his butt with roll paper. Fortunately, he got a backpack of roll paper after he sniped Shanpao last time, so he can use it as he pleases.

At this time, today's live broadcast was about to start. Chen Ya turned on his phone, logged into the Panda APP, and the drone parked in the cave quickly flew out.

When the live broadcast room opened, countless netizens poured into the room one after another, and then various bullet screens appeared.

"Small Wind Clash: Grab the Dragon Chair, the first barrage on the sixth day!"

"Where is it aaa: the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird is saying early morning, why are you carrying a small schoolbag?"

"It's always an unknown error: good morning anchor, what's the plan for today?"

"Brother Jingjing: Go to the central snow mountain! Brother Ya said it last night."

……

Seeing the barrage, Chen Ya nodded with a smile and said:
"After breakfast, we will set off to explore the snow-capped mountains in the center."

After speaking, Chen Ya returned to the cave under the camera of the drone, and then saw Liu Yue and the glasses girl, still working hard.

Aw... Aw...

Cerebellar Ax twisted his butt, feeling the chrysanthemum was very uncomfortable, while Liu Yue, who was squatting on the ground, was stroking with his fingers all the time, but this little guy just didn't defecate.

This made Liu Yue frown and said:
"Why don't you come out?"

The netizens in the live broadcast room were immediately stunned, what are they doing?Touch the little tiger's butt?Seeing this, Chen Ya shook his head and said:

"They are helping the Cerebellar Axe excrete, but it seems that the method is very poor!"

Poor technique?

Liu Yue looked at Chen Ya angrily, stared and said:
"You can, you come!"

"Exactly! Talking while standing up, without back pain."

The glasses girl also nodded and said, the two of them really didn't expect that the work of an animal care worker is so difficult, no matter how much they stimulate the Cerebellar Axe, they still can't see poop.

Seeing this, Chen Ya couldn't help but rolled up his sleeves, and said:

"I'll do it, I'll do it! I'll show you what a shit-shoveling officer is!"

Shit shovel officer?
Everyone showed curiosity, while Chen Ya stepped forward, looked at Liu Yue and said:

"You are holding the Cerebellar Axe."

Hearing this, Liu Yue took Cerebellar Ax from the hand of the glasses girl. She wanted to see if this guy was talking nonsense. Immediately afterwards, a man and a woman started Cerebellar Axe's pissing work.

Seeing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately became excited.

In fact, human beings are the same as animals. When babies excrete, they also need adults to pee, such as shhhhhhhh, you know!

But the Cerebellar Ax needs artificial help to stimulate the chrysanthemum to achieve the purpose of excretion.

However, Liu Yue was holding the Cerebellar Axe, while Chen Ya made a very handsome move. He knelt down on one knee, grabbed the tail of the Cerebellar Axe with his right hand, and gently lifted it upwards to avoid covering his buttocks.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Ya raised his left hand and stretched out an index finger.

Golden finger!
Chen Ya's index finger touched Cerebellar Axe's butt, which was the chrysanthemum, and immediately began to fondle it.

Under the shooting of the drone, Chen Ya's fingers sometimes draw circles left and right, and sometimes vibrate back and forth. The superb skills are simply eye-opening.

Aw... Aw...

Within a few seconds, the screaming Cerebellar Ax immediately dripped golden urine.

As soon as the expert makes a move, you will know if there is any!

Liu Yue's eyes widened, and everyone at the scene showed a look of shock, and the netizens in the live broadcast room all shouted awesome, but the more exciting things are yet to come.

I saw that when Cerebellar Ax finished urinating, Chen Ya stopped his left hand, then pointed to the ground, and said:
"Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law, come out!"

puff! ~
With an order, the Cerebellar Ax chrysanthemum loosened, and then pulled out a small cucumber, which was obviously poop.

This scene immediately caused the barrage in the live broadcast room to fly!
"Liu Yehua: (Shocked) That's amazing, my Brother Ya! This technique of peeing is simply 666!"

"Favorite Your Highness Princess: I feel that the anchor can be a baby daddy!"

"Brother Ai Dong: That's right, serving Cerebellar Axe is much more difficult than serving children."

"Traveling in a plane: Dad Shit Shovel Officer is online!"

……

Seeing the barrage, Chen Ya smiled, then stood up, looked at Liu Yue proudly and said:
"How about it?"

"you are awesome!"

Liu Yue had to be convinced, and then said with a smile:

"From now on, the excretion work of Cerebellar Axe will be handed over to you!"

I'm so...

Chen Ya was speechless. Seeing this, everyone burst into laughter, and then began to eat breakfast. At the same time, they also looked forward to the helicopter sent by the police tomorrow.

Half an hour later, Chen Ya ate his breakfast and began to pack his things. At the same time, he said:

"Liu Yue and I will go to the Central Snow Mountain and we will be back at noon. Everyone stay in the cave and don't leave."

Originally, Chen Ya didn't want to take Liu Yue with him, but considering that the mission of 'Shen Nong Baicao Collection' still needed this girl's professional knowledge, he could only bring Liu Yue with him.

Everyone had no opinion on Chen Ya's going out, but after telling Xiao Zhou and Huzi to guard the cave, Chen Ya picked up the iron and wood bow and basket, looked at the excited Liu Yue and said:
"Go, let's take you to pretend!"

……

[PS: I can't bear it anymore, Lao Sha will go to bed first, and I will make up for it at three o'clock tomorrow]

(End of this chapter)