Shaolin Bajue

Chapter 1070 Practicing Kungfu and Bringing Meat
In the haze, Fang Jianming only felt that his soul seemed to fly out of the sky, floating and floating, between the false and the real, his feet finally became solid, and he came to a deep valley.

This was a place he often came to, but this time when he entered from a dream, he found that the scene in front of him became very strange.The mysterious valley is still the mysterious valley, but the woods are gone, the river is gone, the monsters are gone, and all the good things seem to fly away.As far as the eye can see, there is a thick sandy soil that reaches the bottom of the valley.

"Swish..."

Walking on the soft sand, Fang Jianming suddenly had an illusion that he was not in the mysterious valley, but walking on the great desert.In the past, it only took him a stick of incense to reach the bottom of the valley, but now, he feels that he has walked for more than an hour, but it seems that he is still far away from the bottom of the valley.

He couldn't help shouting: "Uncle Mumu, where are you?" The sound echoed, shaking the sand and earth, which showed the power of his shout.

However, after waiting for a long time, not only did the wooden man not show up, he didn't even answer a word.

"Hey, could it be that Uncle Mumu is gone?" Fang Jianming murmured.

"Who said I'm leaving?" A voice suddenly rang in Fang Jianming's ear, and Fang Jianming was startled because it came so abruptly.

Fang Jianming calmed down, smiled wryly, and said, "Since you are still here, why are you ignoring me?"

The voice of the wooden man sounded: "I didn't ignore you, I was just woken up by you. I wanted to have a good sleep, but I was awakened by your voice like howling ghosts and wolves. What's the point of yelling? "

Fang Jianming couldn't laugh or cry, he didn't know if he was really sleeping or pretending to be confused, and asked, "Didn't you notice?"

The wooden man said: "What did you find?"

Fang Jianming said: "Are you in the cave?"

The wooden man said: "Nonsense, where else can I be besides the cave?"

Fang Jianming smiled and said, "Come out and have a look."

The wooden man said: "Look at what? Isn't it just changed."

Fang Jianming said in amazement: "So you already know, why are you not surprised at all?"

The wooden man said: "What's so strange, your dream will naturally change as your sleep skills improve."

Fang Jianming was stunned for a moment, then suddenly he was overjoyed, jumped up, and said excitedly: "Could it be that my Great Sleeping Skill has broken through the third floor and entered the fourth floor?"

The wooden man snorted and said, "Don't be complacent, the road ahead is still full of hardships, and you will have to suffer from it in the future."

Fang Jianming suddenly seemed to be poured with cold water, and said in astonishment: "What?"

Wooden man said: "Since the Great Sleeping Magic is the most extraordinary skill in the world, it will not be so easy to cultivate successfully. Based on your current skills, it is only superficial. Let me tell you, from now on, every time you come After coming here, you have to drill under the sand to practice, and you can't break out of the sand until you hear the sound of birds."

Fang Jianming was stunned for a moment, and said: "Why do you want to do this?" Looking around, he said: "Let's not talk about birds, I can't even see a bug, when will I hear the birds?"

"Who says there are no birds, isn't I just an old man?" Following the words, a small bird flew out of the cave at the bottom of the valley, made a few gestures that it thought were superb, and flew over Fang Jianming.

Fang Jianming was both surprised and happy, and said, "You...how did you appear in my dream?"

The little bird that came was Liao Fengliu, and he said in an old-fashioned way: "My old man can appear wherever he wants, and no one can block my footsteps."

Fang Jianming smiled "hehe", sat down on the sandy ground, looked up at the little bird, and said, "Since you are so powerful, why haven't I seen you in my dream before?"

The little bird coughed, and said, "Who told you not to live up to your expectations? If you have cultivated your sleep skills to this level earlier, my old man will be able to come in. Although my old man is extremely powerful, I still need your cooperation." Ah, if you don’t cooperate, my old man can’t forcefully come into your dream, right? Forcibly coming in, my old man is fine, but you won’t feel well.”

Fang Jianming looked at it with a smile, and asked, "Why is it uncomfortable?"

The little bird thought for a while, and said: "Thousands of ants are so painful that I would rather die."

Fang Jianming smiled and said, "Really?" When he said that, he winked, showing that he didn't believe what Xiaoniao said.

Seeing Xiaoniao, he knew that he had seen through his own cowhide again, so he could only say embarrassingly: "Although there is no one here, but my old man is your elder anyway, can you show me some face?"

Fang Jianming said: "Quickly tell me why you came in, or I won't even give you the last face."

The little bird sighed, and said: "Young people these days, they don't respect the elderly more and more. It's really a decline in the world. Cough cough, in fact, I was right just now. If your cultivation base doesn't improve, I will I won't enter your dream either. And the reason why I have such strength is because I was reborn once from the ashes."

"Rise from the ashes?"

"Yes. In the battle of Cihangxuan, in order to save those little girls, I forcibly exerted my divine power, which exhausted my strength and almost killed me. I wanted them to find a fire pit and put me in it before I passed out. Push, after that, they did as I said, so I was reborn from the ashes with the help of the fire." Kicking my feet, I made a sound of breaking wind, and said, "How? Is my old man stronger now than before? ?”

Fang Jianming stared at it blankly, and said, "Are you really the legendary phoenix, the fire phoenix?"

The little bird smiled "hehe" and said, "It can be said to be yes, but it can also be said to be no. It means: if you say yes, you can say yes, and if you say no, you can't." It is still laughing about its own background.

Fang Jianming jumped up suddenly, respectfully bowed to it three times, and said, "Whether you are an old man or not, I am grateful to the old man."

Xiaoniao laughed and said, "Go, go, who wants you to thank me? Don't take my old man's tears. My old man's tears are worth a lot. If you thank me now, maybe you will want to roast me later."

Fang Jianming was taken aback when he heard it, but he didn't understand what it meant at all.

"Get into the sand and practice!" Xiaoniao suddenly said in a serious tone.

Although Fang Jianming couldn't figure it out, he still acted according to its instructions. He jumped up and down three feet high, and then made a move of "fish leaping over the dragon's gate", his body swayed, and he fell down.

Hearing only a "poof", after the person landed, he got into the sand in an instant.Suddenly there was a sound of "bang", and then there was a sound of "ouch".

"What's going on?" the bird asked in surprise.

"Who put a big stone in the sand? My head is about to be smashed, and it hurts me to death." Fang Jianming's painful voice came from the ground.

The little bird wanted to laugh, but held it back with all his might, and said, "Come on slowly, don't worry, the Buddha will bless you. Start practicing now, and you won't come out until I scream, understand?"

Fang Jianming said bitterly: "Uncle Mu must be plotting against me, hmph."

The voice of the wooden man floated over, saying: "You are wronged, this is your dream, do I dare to do anything? Don't wrong a good person, you will be struck by lightning."

Fang Jianming's voice sounded: "Hmph, are you a good person? I..." Before he could finish speaking, he heard a loud "boom", and a thunderbolt pierced the air.In this way, even the little bird is stupid.

"Haha, I said earlier that I am a good person, but you don't believe me, practice hard, don't waste time." After that, there was no sound.

……

Time flies, Fang Jianming felt that he had practiced in the sand for five full hours. He thought he would hear the chirping of birds after a while, but after an hour, let alone the chirping of birds, Didn't even hear a bed bug.I was a little excited before, but now I gradually feel a soreness all over my body.Even though he was uncomfortable, he had to continue practicing.

After another hour, the soreness was felt, but it was replaced by a burst of heat, just like being in a raging fire.He gritted his teeth and held on.

Another hour passed, in a daze, the scorching heat disappeared, and suddenly fell into the ten thousand layers of ice, every hair on the body stood on end, the feeling was beyond words to describe, It froze him almost to death.

I don't know how long it took until the cold subsided and he felt better.But at that moment, he suddenly found a slight feeling coming from the soles of his feet, it was itchy at first, but after a while it turned into a needle prick, and finally turned into a hammering.

Although his body has not yet been trained to be indestructible, it is already as hard as iron, but when faced with this weird hammer-like force, his whole body is as vulnerable as if it was made of tofu.Every time the hammer strikes, it always makes him feel heartbroken, wishing he could just die.

He longed to hear the bird's cry, but the bird seemed to be trying to oppose him, so it didn't sing for a long time.

To be honest, the little bird was lying on the sand enjoying the sunbathing at this time, so there was no time to cry, and he couldn't feel his pain.Looking at its "upright and eight-pointed" appearance, it is obviously very comfortable, as if it has long since left its mission out of the blue.If Fang Jianming saw it like this, he might really be able to roast it and eat it, and he wished he could roast it three times and eat it three times.

Time flies, and after a long time, I suddenly saw the little bird turn over and fly up, and said to itself: "Oops, it's past time." He raised his head and let out a deafening cry.It yelled a dozen times in a row, but there was no movement in the sand.

"Why hasn't this kid come out yet? Could it be..." Thinking of this, the little bird quickly flew towards the place where Fang Jianming was buried, and said in his mouth, "Boy, don't die, I'm here to save you." When it fell, there was a sound of "boom", and the sand splashed in all directions. The bird couldn't dodge it in time, and it got a lot of sand on its body, which made it roll and dizzy.

With a sound of "huh", Fang Jianming rushed out of the sand in a dusty manner, and then went to the ground like a dead fish without moving.After a long time, I saw him inhaling heavily, as if he wanted to suck all the air into his stomach.

Soon, I saw a little bird flying from a distance, and said angrily as it flew: "What are you doing? My old man came to save you with good intentions, but you shocked my old man into a dizzy head. Are you unreasonable? "Fang Jianming was still breathing heavily and ignored it.

When the little bird flew over Fang Jianming, Fang Jianming stopped taking a big breath, moved his hands and feet, and then tried to get some luck. He looked at the little bird with a half-smile and asked, "Do you know that I want to eat the most now?" What?" The tone was weird, and there was a hint of questioning?
Xiaoniao suddenly felt a chill all over her body, and moved back, making a gesture of "running for her life" at any time, and said, "What are you eating? Could it be my flesh?"

"Yes, it's your meat, bring it!" Fang Jianming yelled, and he jumped up like lightning, and rushed towards the bird.Not long after, there was a scream, and the poor bird lost several beautiful feathers.

(End of this chapter)