Shaolin Bajue

Chapter 400 Ugly
The laughing old man panicked, shook his hands, and said: "It's bad, it's bad, I'm going to hit someone, I didn't expect you two boys to fly, my god, I'm old, I can't beat you... "A headlong onion, the head and the feet are loaded down.

His speed wasn't very fast either, but he happened to escape the flying claws of the two of them.

When the two saw each other, they turned their claws into palms and slapped on the tree. There was a loud "boom", and the big tree shook suddenly, and immediately dropped many dead branches and dozens of fallen leaves.The passers-by kept dodging, and the two of them jumped, flipped in the air, and landed on the ground.

People were worried that the laughing old man would fall to his head, and some people couldn't help but yelled.Unexpectedly, when the laughing old man's head fell to the ground, his body was like a dragonfly upside down, as if he had stood still, and a pair of eyes rolled around, indicating that he was fine.

Everyone clapped their hands and applauded him when they saw his good skills and strange posture.

When Zhang Long and Zhao Hu saw it, their faces were furious, and they rushed to the left and right to catch and laugh at the old man.

Zhang Long moved "Tiger down the mountain", clapped his palms, and the wind was like thunder, hitting the laughing old man's waist.Zhao Hu slammed his left fist and suddenly attacked the Laughing Old Man's buttocks.

Seeing that these two moves were about to hit the old man laughing, they suddenly heard a strange laugh from the old man laughing. Everyone saw a blur in front of their eyes, but before they could see what was going on, there was a "click", Zhang Long, Zhao Hu's pants around his waist The bag snapped and the trousers fell straight down, revealing a basket of white underpants.

Their hearts turned cold, their faces flushed, and they pulled up their trousers and retreated quickly, for fear that they would laugh at the old man and break their underpants, and the ugliness would be out of the house.

Zhang Long said in horror: "God... what kind of kung fu did you use, you... are not human, you are..."

The laughing old man was still standing upside down, his eyeballs rolled around, and he said with a strange laugh: "What am I not a human being?" When the young man in Jinyi saw his face changed, he shouted: "They are all a bunch of idiots! Even an old guy can deal with it!" No, what else do I want you to do? Get out of the way, and see how I come to get him!" Saying this, he parted the hem of his gown to his waist, and strode up, seeing how he walked, his martial arts were quite Not bad.

The young man in brocade clothes galloped up to one zhang in front of old man Xiao, suddenly got his feet off the ground, and struck towards old man's thigh with both palms, his movements were so fast that he didn't let the horse run, and he arrived in the blink of an eye.

Hearing a "bang", a figure flew out, the person flipped eight somersaults in the air, and fell to the ground, but it was a young man in brocade clothes.

The young man in brocade clothes had a serious expression on his face, he gritted his teeth, and said in a vicious voice: "Okay! I didn't expect you, an old guy, to be very skilled. Since you are serious, don't blame me for being rude to you!"

He moved his hands back, took out an iron chain, and turned it in his hands with a "huhu", flicked it, shook his hand, the iron chain whistled, brought a gust of wind, and wrapped it around the laughing old man's waist.

The old man smiled and said: "Is the thing in your hand also an iron chain?"

The young man in brocade sneered, "You can tell if it's an iron chain or not!"

The old man laughed and said, "Okay!"

As soon as the iron chain was wrapped around, the laughing old man didn't hide or dodge, and was immediately entangled.Seeing the old artisan, his face changed, and the other artisans and the young girl couldn't help but cried out in worry, "Be careful!", but the ugly-faced man half-closed his eyes, turning a blind eye.

Fang Jianming laughed, and said: "Now there are these bullying guys!"

As soon as the words fell, the figure of the laughing old man suddenly flew up through the air, flying higher and higher, and still spinning towards the sky.These few strokes were as fast as lightning, the young man in brocade clothes just realized something was wrong, he was dragged into the air, he felt the sky and the earth spinning, he couldn't tell which was the sky and which was the earth.

After an unknown amount of time, the young man in brocade clothes felt a pain in his buttocks and hit the hard ground, and couldn't help but let out a scream.

After the laughing old man flew into the air, he suddenly fell down three feet away. When his feet touched the ground, it happened to be the moment when the young man in brocade clothes kissed the ground.

The laughing old man held two pieces of iron chains on his body, laughed loudly, threw one of the iron chains, and hit the other two thugs who were rushing over to the ground. Like tofu, it was immediately pulled into countless pieces, and he said with a smile: "What kind of iron chain is this? It is clearly something for children to play with. You are not too young, why do you still like to play with this thing?"

Everyone was stunned, the sharp-faced man was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, thinking that this iron chain once smashed a big rock, but was easily torn off by the laughing old man. If the laughing old man pulled his neck like that, he would Ten heads were not enough to see, so he ran away in a hurry to fetch rescuers.

The laughing old man turned his head and saw that his feet hit the ground like a gust of wind, falling behind the sharp-faced man, and said with a smile, "What? Where are you going?"

The words were still in my ears, the sharp-faced man turned his head and slapped his palm, who knew that with a slap of the palm, there would be someone laughing at the old man there.Someone behind his head smiled and said, "I'm here, don't you see?"

The sharp-faced man suddenly flipped his running posture, turned a somersault, hit his back hard on the ground, and cried out in pain: "Oh, my mother, it hurts me to death...haha..." The pain The sound turned into laughter, rolled a few times on the ground, stood up staggeringly, danced and laughed continuously, everyone was amazed to see him, and said that he had hit his head.

With his hands behind his back, the laughing old man walked up to the brocade-clothed young man with a smile on his face, squatted down, and said, "You are Wang Zhen's godson, right? Go back and tell Wang Zhen to stop framing Zhongliang, and if you do more unrighteous things, you will kill yourself. "

The young man in brocade clothes got up, his face was ashen, and said: "Okay...you...you are..."

The laughing old man stared at him, causing the young man in brocade clothes to fall over in fright, and his buttocks hurt even more.

The old man smiled and said: "I don't need to tell you who I am, old man? Look at my face, the gold-lettered signboard, who else in the world looks like this? Remember you, next time I see you misbehaving in the capital, I'll use your head as an iron chain..." His hands were about to split.

The young man in brocade clothes said with a mournful face: "Don't dare, don't dare, I won't dare again next time!"

The laughing old man shouted: "Get out!"

Supported by the two thugs who tied their trouser belts, the young man in brocade clothes fled desperately. The other two thugs got up from the ground, picked up the man with a sharp face who laughed endlessly, and ran away. What did he think of? Turning his head, he looked at the laughing old man in fear.

The old man smiled and said: "This kind of person is the most annoying, let him laugh for a while, after half a cup of tea, he will be fine, go back and tell him, if he is a tiger again next time, I will make him laugh until he breaks his heart!"

The two thugs helped the sharp-faced man to leave quickly, and they were about to disappear. I didn't know who they met. The three of them turned backwards at the same time as if they were playing tricks. They spun around in the air and fell to the ground. , the sharp-faced man jumped up, laughing like a lunatic.

The two thugs got up, bowed their heads and begged for mercy to someone who didn't know, and helped the sharp-faced man walk away in desperation.

Everyone looked at it strangely, only to see a high-spirited old man striding straight up the street.

When Fang Jianming saw this person, his face was pleasantly surprised, and he said to himself: "Why is it him? Oh, I want to meet his old man. We haven't seen each other for a long time since the last time we met, but..."

At this time, the buskers came up and thanked the laughing old man repeatedly.The laughing old man shook his hands again and again, and said with a smile: "It's just in time for the meeting, just in time for the meeting."

The ugly-faced man also came over, stared at the smiling old man, and suddenly lowered his head and clasped his fists.

The old man laughed and said, "Young man, we meet again!"

The ugly man said: "That day on the stone wall, thank you senior for helping me, today you are old and..."

Suddenly, there were loud footsteps from the other side of the street, and someone shouted in panic: "The officers and soldiers are coming, the officers and soldiers are coming..."

The complexion of the old performer changed, and he said: "Senior, if you have anything to say, let's go to the front and talk." He ordered a few big men to quickly pick up the belongings of the performer, and rushed to the other side of the street, laughing at the old man and squeezed Fang Jianming and others He squeezed his eyes, revealed an inscrutable smile, and followed.

Zhuo Ling stomped his feet and said coquettishly: "Uncle Xiao didn't say hello when he saw us, so he just left for these people. Doesn't he know us?"

Zhuo Hong said with a smile: "Sister, Uncle Xiao has always acted strangely. I think he must have his reasons for doing so. Let's catch up and see!"

The four of them performed lightness kung fu, as if the soles of their feet were blown by wind, they chased after them.

Just after walking not far away, there was the sound of footsteps chasing behind him, Fang Jianming was surprised, the person who heard the sound of footsteps was not under them with Qinggong, when he looked back, he didn't see who it was, only heard a "haha" Laughing loudly, a figure leaped into the air like a goshawk, rushed towards them, and shouted loudly: "Master, you made it easy for me to find, and finally let me meet you!"

The visitor came very quickly, and he arrived as soon as he said it. Fang Jianming heard it, his face was full of joy, and was about to speak, when Zhu Hongshou's voice said coldly: "Who are you? Dare to chase us, go!"

With a backhand strike, a strong wind swept towards the person.

The visitor called softly "Hey!", hurriedly paused, slapped his left palm, and the palm wind returned.The two palm winds met, and there was a loud "boom", Zhu Hong's thin figure shook, and the visitor let out a long laugh, and the figure turned around and landed beside Fang Jianming, shouting: "Good work, girl, You are so young, you have such deep inner strength, I admire, admire!"

Zhu Hongshou snorted coldly: "Are you still coming?"

When the visitor heard this, he looked very high-spirited and laughed wildly: "Come! Of course I want to come, I..."

Fang Jianming pulled someone over and said, "Senior Li, you are all of us, so don't compare yourself, we still have something to do!" The person who came was Wu Kuang.

Wu Kuang's face darkened, and said: "Master, you call me that, but you look down on me?"

Fang Jianming panicked: "Where is it, the last time we competed in martial arts, it was just to learn from each other. Senior Li, don't..."

Wu Kuang said: "Master, don't say anything. You are born in the world, you must keep your word. Since I lost to you, I will be your slave!"

"Good! You keep your word, Senior Li, I really admire you, little girl!" Zhuo Ling praised.

Fang Jianming smiled bitterly: "Sister Zhuo Ling, if you hadn't been troublesome last time, you wouldn't have let..."

(End of this chapter)