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Chapter 170 Grandma Arrives
Chapter 170 Grandma Arrives
Lanruo Temple, the main hall.
Sitting in the hall, Xia Wuji looked left and right, always feeling that someone was spying on him, but he never found out why.
He speculated secretly in his heart that this was the site of Lanruo Temple, and maybe the tree demon grandma would "monitor" here, and when someone entered Lanruo Temple, he would send a beautiful female ghost to seduce him.
Speaking of which, this dryad grandma also doesn't know how to run a business.
There are so many beautiful female ghosts under her command, any one of them is more beautiful than the top oiran of the brothel.Get a sustainable nightclub if you're smart.Only take a small part of yang energy, but don't kill people, at most it will make people seriously ill.
Xia Wuji can assure you that this Lanruo Temple is guaranteed to be full every day, and he is not afraid that no one will come.
Especially old-fashioned critics like Xiahou Swordsman.
Although the yin qi inhaled in a single time is less, it is better than sustainable development, which is endless.
And if it doesn't hurt people's lives, there won't be a hero like Yan Chixia who is anxious and righteous to kill demons and demons.
By the way, it also solved the physical needs of the generation in Guobei County, and greatly reduced the number of sexual crimes.
But now that the dryad's grandma is exhausted and fishing, one person who lives in Lanruo Temple comes and one dies.
Now it's all right, Lanruo Temple is completely deserted, and there is not much yang energy in the account for a day.
Yan Chixia is also eyeing her like a tiger, ready to pick up her big sword at any time, and mess with grandma.
This dryad grandma is really not good.
Of course, this has nothing to do with me.The current priority is to invite Yan Chixia out of the mountain.Worst of all, get some magical secrets about cultivation from him.
Martial arts are declining in this world, and ascetics are the mainstream.
Although his force value is high, he is not afraid of so-called demons and ghosts in a head-to-head confrontation, but some sorcery can make him weak.
For example, right now, he obviously feels that there are eyes spying on him, but he is at a loss, unable to block it or track down its source.
"Well, I'm a little hungry. Let's wait a little longer. If Yan Chixia doesn't come back later, I'll go find some food first." Xia Wuji rubbed his belly, thoughtfully.
There is some food in [The Only (Space)], but he is tired of eating after traveling these days, so he plans to change his taste.
……
In the other courtyard two or three miles away from Lanruo Temple, a group of female ghosts were discussed and arranged in order.All of them showed joyful faces, shouting one by one as good sisters and good sisters, loving each other as a family, completely unable to imagine the tragic scene of the previous torment.
"Sisters, let's go."
"Hee hee, hurry up, people can't wait."
When they were about to float away, suddenly a gust of wind swept over the sky, and there was a strange and terrifying voice from far to near: "Where are you going? Also, why is this yard in such a mess? I told you You are not allowed to fight in private, have you ignored grandma's words!"
The first half of the sentence was still a rough and harsh male voice, but the second half of the sentence turned into a feminine and sharp female voice, with several changes and alternations, which made people shudder.
Especially in the last sentence, the male and female voices were intertwined, almost screaming, and all the female ghosts trembled and almost collapsed to the ground.
At the same time as the words sounded, a figure entered the other courtyard.
This man was tall and burly, with the face of a middle-aged man.
But she was wearing an extremely gorgeous dress, which was dragged on the ground, her face was covered with rouge and powder, and her rings were ringing.The combination of these people can only be described in four words - a big guy in women's clothing, so terrifying!
It's just that this tycoon in women's clothing doesn't make people feel beautiful or disgusting, but instead gives people a kind of eerie feeling.Just looking at it gives goosebumps all over your body.
"Meet grandma!"
A group of female ghosts quickly knelt on the ground, with panic in their voices.
That's right, this big guy in women's clothing is the tree demon's grandma.She has a thousand years of cultivation, vicious and vicious, and her methods are terrifying, and behind her is the peerless old demon Heishan as a backer.
And these female ghosts are just her tools.
Except for Nie Xiaoqian, who is going to marry the Black Mountain old demon, the rest of the female ghosts, if they don't go their way, may make their souls fly away.That's why these female ghosts fear her so much.
"What happened just now?" Grandma asked again.
All the female ghosts trembled and did not dare to speak out.Nie Xiaoqian bit her cherry lips slightly, and said softly: "Grandma misunderstood, the sisters are just joking."
"Yeah." Grandma's expression stern, she opened her thick palm, and her demonic aura condensed into a cane, which slammed onto Xiaoqian's delicate body with a "snap" sound: "Bitch, how dare you lie to grandma?"
clap clap clap!
After whipping the whip several times in a row, Nie Xiaoqian cried out in pain, and puffs of ghost smoke rose from her tender body.
"Hmph, anyone who dares to lie to grandma will be punished." The tree demon grandma pointed at the cane with a gloomy expression, "Xiaoqing, tell me."
"It's like this, grandma..." Xiaoqing's delicate body trembled, even Xiaoqian, who was favored by Master Heishan, was twitching like this, how dare she hide it, and immediately told everything.
"A group of stupid women have already turned into ghosts, and they care so much about their bodies, they should all be beaten!"
Grandma's eyes sharpened, and the last two words "should be hit" were spoken by a mixture of male and female voices, with a sinister air.As soon as the words were finished, the rattan whip condensed with evil energy in his hand twitched again, and the woman at the scene of the beating continued to roll on the ground, crying again and again.
There is no misfortune for the female ghost.
After beating up these female ghosts, the tree demon's grandma snorted: "A bunch of worthless female ghosts, grandma wants to see what kind of handsome men they are, making you do such a shameless thing. No shame."
Said the tree demon grandma stepped forward, walked to the front of the bronze mirror, and looked over.
In the mirror, a handsome man was yawning boredly.
Grandma looked in the mirror and stayed for a while.
But she quickly came back to her senses, and said four words lightly: "It's nothing special."
All the female ghosts couldn't help admiring them.
Grandma has a thousand years of Taoism, and she is used to the vicissitudes of life.Even the change of dynasty has gone through twice, her state of mind is really not comparable to that group of female ghosts.
At the same time, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this young man couldn't impress his grandma with his peerless beauty, so he could only end up as a mummy.
"You all don't have any insight. You don't have to be ashamed to have such a conflict because of a man." Grandma snapped, but there was an imperceptible tremor in her voice: "So, in order not to let You have a rift with each other, this time, grandma decided to do it herself."
A group of female ghosts: "????"
"Okay, grandma is leaving first, and you are not allowed to leave the yard without my order." There was a hint of urgency in grandma's voice, as if a vicious dog saw a bone.
She had just walked out of the yard when there was another sudden pause, and with a flick of her sleeves, a wave of evil spirit shot out, and the mirror immediately returned to its original appearance, and remote monitoring was no longer possible.
After doing all this, grandma turned into a cloudy wind and left, leaving only a group of female ghosts looking at each other.
"Wow, woo woo woo. It's all you guys, what arguing, you brought grandma here." Xiaolu sat on the ground and started crying.
The rest of the female ghosts also looked miserable.
Yes, if everyone doesn't argue, maybe good things will happen.
Thinking of this, several female ghosts cried again.
Woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
Lanruo Temple, the main hall.
Sitting in the hall, Xia Wuji looked left and right, always feeling that someone was spying on him, but he never found out why.
He speculated secretly in his heart that this was the site of Lanruo Temple, and maybe the tree demon grandma would "monitor" here, and when someone entered Lanruo Temple, he would send a beautiful female ghost to seduce him.
Speaking of which, this dryad grandma also doesn't know how to run a business.
There are so many beautiful female ghosts under her command, any one of them is more beautiful than the top oiran of the brothel.Get a sustainable nightclub if you're smart.Only take a small part of yang energy, but don't kill people, at most it will make people seriously ill.
Xia Wuji can assure you that this Lanruo Temple is guaranteed to be full every day, and he is not afraid that no one will come.
Especially old-fashioned critics like Xiahou Swordsman.
Although the yin qi inhaled in a single time is less, it is better than sustainable development, which is endless.
And if it doesn't hurt people's lives, there won't be a hero like Yan Chixia who is anxious and righteous to kill demons and demons.
By the way, it also solved the physical needs of the generation in Guobei County, and greatly reduced the number of sexual crimes.
But now that the dryad's grandma is exhausted and fishing, one person who lives in Lanruo Temple comes and one dies.
Now it's all right, Lanruo Temple is completely deserted, and there is not much yang energy in the account for a day.
Yan Chixia is also eyeing her like a tiger, ready to pick up her big sword at any time, and mess with grandma.
This dryad grandma is really not good.
Of course, this has nothing to do with me.The current priority is to invite Yan Chixia out of the mountain.Worst of all, get some magical secrets about cultivation from him.
Martial arts are declining in this world, and ascetics are the mainstream.
Although his force value is high, he is not afraid of so-called demons and ghosts in a head-to-head confrontation, but some sorcery can make him weak.
For example, right now, he obviously feels that there are eyes spying on him, but he is at a loss, unable to block it or track down its source.
"Well, I'm a little hungry. Let's wait a little longer. If Yan Chixia doesn't come back later, I'll go find some food first." Xia Wuji rubbed his belly, thoughtfully.
There is some food in [The Only (Space)], but he is tired of eating after traveling these days, so he plans to change his taste.
……
In the other courtyard two or three miles away from Lanruo Temple, a group of female ghosts were discussed and arranged in order.All of them showed joyful faces, shouting one by one as good sisters and good sisters, loving each other as a family, completely unable to imagine the tragic scene of the previous torment.
"Sisters, let's go."
"Hee hee, hurry up, people can't wait."
When they were about to float away, suddenly a gust of wind swept over the sky, and there was a strange and terrifying voice from far to near: "Where are you going? Also, why is this yard in such a mess? I told you You are not allowed to fight in private, have you ignored grandma's words!"
The first half of the sentence was still a rough and harsh male voice, but the second half of the sentence turned into a feminine and sharp female voice, with several changes and alternations, which made people shudder.
Especially in the last sentence, the male and female voices were intertwined, almost screaming, and all the female ghosts trembled and almost collapsed to the ground.
At the same time as the words sounded, a figure entered the other courtyard.
This man was tall and burly, with the face of a middle-aged man.
But she was wearing an extremely gorgeous dress, which was dragged on the ground, her face was covered with rouge and powder, and her rings were ringing.The combination of these people can only be described in four words - a big guy in women's clothing, so terrifying!
It's just that this tycoon in women's clothing doesn't make people feel beautiful or disgusting, but instead gives people a kind of eerie feeling.Just looking at it gives goosebumps all over your body.
"Meet grandma!"
A group of female ghosts quickly knelt on the ground, with panic in their voices.
That's right, this big guy in women's clothing is the tree demon's grandma.She has a thousand years of cultivation, vicious and vicious, and her methods are terrifying, and behind her is the peerless old demon Heishan as a backer.
And these female ghosts are just her tools.
Except for Nie Xiaoqian, who is going to marry the Black Mountain old demon, the rest of the female ghosts, if they don't go their way, may make their souls fly away.That's why these female ghosts fear her so much.
"What happened just now?" Grandma asked again.
All the female ghosts trembled and did not dare to speak out.Nie Xiaoqian bit her cherry lips slightly, and said softly: "Grandma misunderstood, the sisters are just joking."
"Yeah." Grandma's expression stern, she opened her thick palm, and her demonic aura condensed into a cane, which slammed onto Xiaoqian's delicate body with a "snap" sound: "Bitch, how dare you lie to grandma?"
clap clap clap!
After whipping the whip several times in a row, Nie Xiaoqian cried out in pain, and puffs of ghost smoke rose from her tender body.
"Hmph, anyone who dares to lie to grandma will be punished." The tree demon grandma pointed at the cane with a gloomy expression, "Xiaoqing, tell me."
"It's like this, grandma..." Xiaoqing's delicate body trembled, even Xiaoqian, who was favored by Master Heishan, was twitching like this, how dare she hide it, and immediately told everything.
"A group of stupid women have already turned into ghosts, and they care so much about their bodies, they should all be beaten!"
Grandma's eyes sharpened, and the last two words "should be hit" were spoken by a mixture of male and female voices, with a sinister air.As soon as the words were finished, the rattan whip condensed with evil energy in his hand twitched again, and the woman at the scene of the beating continued to roll on the ground, crying again and again.
There is no misfortune for the female ghost.
After beating up these female ghosts, the tree demon's grandma snorted: "A bunch of worthless female ghosts, grandma wants to see what kind of handsome men they are, making you do such a shameless thing. No shame."
Said the tree demon grandma stepped forward, walked to the front of the bronze mirror, and looked over.
In the mirror, a handsome man was yawning boredly.
Grandma looked in the mirror and stayed for a while.
But she quickly came back to her senses, and said four words lightly: "It's nothing special."
All the female ghosts couldn't help admiring them.
Grandma has a thousand years of Taoism, and she is used to the vicissitudes of life.Even the change of dynasty has gone through twice, her state of mind is really not comparable to that group of female ghosts.
At the same time, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this young man couldn't impress his grandma with his peerless beauty, so he could only end up as a mummy.
"You all don't have any insight. You don't have to be ashamed to have such a conflict because of a man." Grandma snapped, but there was an imperceptible tremor in her voice: "So, in order not to let You have a rift with each other, this time, grandma decided to do it herself."
A group of female ghosts: "????"
"Okay, grandma is leaving first, and you are not allowed to leave the yard without my order." There was a hint of urgency in grandma's voice, as if a vicious dog saw a bone.
She had just walked out of the yard when there was another sudden pause, and with a flick of her sleeves, a wave of evil spirit shot out, and the mirror immediately returned to its original appearance, and remote monitoring was no longer possible.
After doing all this, grandma turned into a cloudy wind and left, leaving only a group of female ghosts looking at each other.
"Wow, woo woo woo. It's all you guys, what arguing, you brought grandma here." Xiaolu sat on the ground and started crying.
The rest of the female ghosts also looked miserable.
Yes, if everyone doesn't argue, maybe good things will happen.
Thinking of this, several female ghosts cried again.
Woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
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