Heavens Unlimited Play
Chapter 223 My name is Ah Fu, Black Tiger Ah Fu
Chapter 223 My name is Ah Fu, Black Tiger Ah Fu
San Francisco, U.S.
A beautiful park.
A man sat on a bench in the shade.
The man was wearing a forest blue vest with black wristbands on his hands.
Tall, with hill-like muscles supporting the vest, with fiery red long hair and beard.Black eyes, sharp eyes, not angry but powerful, as if he might violently beat someone at any time.
In front of the red-haired strong man, there is a blue screen that no one else can see except him.
【Host; Xia Wuji】
[Plane: The Adventures of Jackie Chan]
[Current Status: Martial Daoist, Mercenary]
[Wish mission [-]: Wealth is overwhelming]
[Wish task 0: Fight the invincible hand in the world, defeat the powerful existence 100/[-]]
【Source: 32202】
【Spirit and soul fusion: 6】
【thing:……】
Xia Wuji looked at the panel with a slight expression of thought.
He stayed in Qingfeng Xiaoju for less than half a month before descending again.
This time, he became Ah Fu in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the man with the most skills in history, a martial arts expert with endless gossip.
Ah Fu is very strong, but at the beginning of his appearance, he beat Jackie Chan with his head in his arms and ran around.
It's a pity that he still lost to the protagonist's aura and gradually became a walk-on.
Ah Fu's two wishes are very simple.
wealth and power.
This can be seen in the original work.
On the one hand, he follows the Mafia for money and recognizes Wa Long as the boss; on the other hand, he does whatever it takes to become stronger.
Speaking of which, the water in this world is very deep.
Eight demons, black wizards, ghost corps, upright mages, vampires...
And Ah Fu is just a weak and pitiful muscular man.
Fortunately, he is now a hooker.
Can become infinitely stronger, and know the plot of the plot.
"So where is the money going to come from?"
Xia Wuji rubbed his chin to think.
[Wish mission [-]: monstrous wealth], in simple terms, it is to make money.
He frowned, thinking carefully.
One by one options are exhausted.
Finance, stocks and the like are not his strong point, or he knows nothing about it.
It is easy to make money, but it is a bit troublesome to make big money without causing trouble.
By the way, Xia Wuji's eyes suddenly brightened.
He thought of the Holy Master, the villain throughout the plot, and the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
According to rumors, in ancient times, eight demons once ruled the seven continents and oceans of the earth, each of which had its own territory and dominated the world.
Later, eight undead gods appeared, using Qi magic, and drove the eight demons into a different dimension space completely isolated from the human world, called "Demon Hell".
Unwilling to be imprisoned, the demons worked together to send out the sixth-ranked "flame demon" Lord, hoping that it would open the gate of hell from the world and release the demons.
Unexpectedly, the Holy Lord betrayed the devil, established a dynasty, and dominated by himself.
Due to the tyranny of the Holy Lord, the public resentment boiled over, and the "Saint Seiya" Lopez even petrified the body of the Holy Lord and the super powerful mana in his body, turning the divine power into twelve spells, scattered all over the world.
Today, the stone sculpture of the Holy Lord should still hang in the office of the Mafia.
The Lord is a dragon, with the greedy nature of a dragon, and loves treasures.Therefore, he ruled the world twice and buried many unknown treasures.
Among them, the most famous is naturally the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
The reason why Valon and his black hands worked for the Holy Master was precisely because of this treasure.
If you can get this treasure, you may be able to complete the task.
But Holy Master is greedy and stingy, he is so stingy.
In the process of confronting Jackie Chan and other protagonists, the Mafia continued to consume financial resources, and finally was dragged down alive, and the boss Walon went to work as a bus driver.
During this period, the Holy Lord did not give aid rewards.
I want the horse to run, but I don't want the horse to eat grass.
Every time they hang each other with the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
A real capitalist.
"You can't just waste the idea of the Holy Master, a sheep." Xia Wuji was thinking, after all, the Holy Master is very stingy, and maybe he can still play with the ideas of seven other demons.
There are also vampires, mirror gods and so on that appeared in the original play.
These evil creatures have existed in the world for an unknown number of years, and they must have some savings.
Even if the plan to rob the demons is not successful, at worst, after the second mission is completed, go to the big rob special to grab one, and after the robbing is over, just return to the main world directly.
After thinking about it carefully, this task is actually not difficult to complete.
Then there is the second task.
[Wish task 0: Fight the invincible hand in the world, defeat the powerful existence 100/[-]]
This mission is very similar to Huoyun Cthulhu's mission at the beginning, anyway, it is to find powerful existences, just beat them one by one.
There are too many incredible existences in this world, and there is no need to worry about not getting 100 of them.
But the only thing I was worried about was that it was the same as Huoyun Cthulhu back then.
The last few places have very high requirements. If it is not extremely powerful, it will be useless for ordinary masters to fight more.
Xia Wuji went through the plot of the anime in his mind.
With his current memory, the memories of the past are like ordinary books, as long as he wants, he can read them at any time without missing a word.
After reminiscing about the original story line, Xia Wuji saw that it was getting late, so he planned to find a hotel to stay.
This Ah Fu has no fixed address and wanders around, looking for opportunities to become stronger and make money.
He stood up and walked into a slightly secluded street.
On this street, there are two black men squatting, reading a newspaper.
One of them put down the newspaper, stood up, looked at Xia Wuji, showing a mouthful of shiny teeth: "Sir, are you Chinese?"
Xia Wuji nodded and said, "Not bad."
"My brother and I like "Chinese Kung Fu" the most, and our idol is Bruce Lee."
As he said that, the black brother smiled even more enthusiastically. He also performed Bruce Lee's signature moves and screamed "Ah Da": "Looking at Mr.'s head and muscles, you can tell that Mr. has also practiced kung fu."
Xia Wuji said: "Well, I have eyesight, I am indeed a master of martial arts."
"Dude, it's our brother's luck to meet you. In fact, we have always had a question. I wonder if sir can answer it?"
Another black man stood up, also smiling, only with slightly yellower teeth.
Xia Wuji said: "Tell me about it."
"Now the level of science and technology is getting more and more advanced, and thermal weapons are getting more and more powerful. It doesn't matter for long distances, but in short distances, is it the gun or the kung fu?"
Each of the two black men took out a pistol, pointed it at Xia Wuji, and said with a smile: "Sir, you know Chinese Kung Fu, why don't you come and tell us about it."
A black man said again: "Of course, this question does not seem to be easy to answer. Just give us your money, sir, and we will tell you the answer. By the way, we only need cash."
Xia Wuji "..."
After co-authoring and breaking up for a long time, it was just to rob.
Well, it's very American.
Free America, shootouts every day.
"Hey, sir, don't say no cash, we saw you withdraw money."
Another black man said, and looked at Xia Wuji curiously: "But you must be a magician, such a thick stack of cash, you don't know where to put it in a blink of an eye."
Xia Wuji did go to withdraw the money, after all, he couldn't play without money in the United States.
That guy Afu doesn't have the habit of saving money either. He spends a lot on weekdays, but he only has about [-] in cash. Because Xia Wuji is wearing a vest and only has a shallow bag, so he puts the cash conveniently [Only (storage space)] up.
Xia Wuji couldn't help shaking his head and said, "You guys are really observing carefully."
In the United States, robbery is very common, not surprising.Ordinary people, especially ethnic Chinese, pack tens of dollars in cash when they go out, and hand it over immediately if they are robbed.So as not to be beaten so that people die.
"Of course." The black man with very white teeth said: "Success is reserved for those who are prepared. Our brothers are like that."
"Okay, brother, hand over the cash. It's very remote here, there are no cameras, and there are no patrols. You don't want us to use violence." Another black man said.
"Cash is fine, I can answer that question for you just now."
"Ok?"
"One tiger kills two sheep!!" Xia Wuji moved like lightning, struck out with both fists, and instantly knocked the two black men into the air.
"Elephant kick!"
"The giant axe chops down the tree!"
"Dragon Claw."
"Smashing Melon Punch!"
Only loud shouts and screams accompanied by punches and kicks could be heard one after another.
As the two blacks said, the place is remote and there are no patrols. Occasionally, one or two passers-by see it and leave in a hurry.
"Alfred beat up the black person."
After a while, Xia Wuji finished his work, clenched his fists again, and said seriously: "Beyond seven steps, the punch is fast. Within seven steps, the punch is fast and fierce. Boys, do you know the answer?"
The two blacks were beaten with bruises and swollen faces, and several bones were broken. Covering their dark circles, they stammered, "You're right, you're right."
"Okay, now you can hand over the cash." Xia Wuji said.
"Sir... are you robbing? Robbing is wrong."
"Rooting and breaking the law is only suitable for social scum like us. But sir, you are a civilized and polite Chinese, and you are still a kung fu master. How can you rob money?"
The two black men said quickly.
If the robbery is unsuccessful, it’s fine to suffer a severe beating, but now you have to pay the money, and you will be laughed at by your peers if you say it.
"No, no, you asked me questions, and I told you the answers. In this respect, I am your teacher, shouldn't you pay tuition?"
Looking at Xia Wuji's sandbag-sized fist, the two black men looked at each other, then reluctantly took out their wallets and took out the only cash they had left.
"Seeing that you two are so obedient, I'll give you a way to make money with less investment, high returns, and zero risk." Xia Wuji took the money and asked, "You have your own bank cards, right?"
The two black men nodded.
"Go buy a bottle of Kaiser, smear your bank card a few times, maybe you can spit out the money."
"..." The two black men were silent for a moment, and one of them said, "Sir, although you are very powerful, I still want to say that you can't make money by applying Selu to your bank card, but maybe you can apply it here." Then, patted his buttocks.
"No, no, that's your method is wrong. I am from the mysterious east, not only can martial arts, but also spells. As long as you tap the bank card three times to the left, three times to the right, and three times to the left and right, you will have cash Come out." Xia Wuji said seriously.
"Sir, you can hit me, but you can't insult our IQ, you can try it yourself."
The black man took out a bottle of corkscrew as he spoke, who knows why he had it, and stretched out his hand: "It's not that I don't believe you, I just want to open my eyes."
Xia Wuji took out his bank card, tapped three times to the left, three times to the right, left, right, right, and down the mountain. With a bang, there was an extra stack of cash in his hand.
The two black men stared in disbelief: "This is unscientific..."
"But it's magical." Xia Wuji waved his hand, picked up the newspaper they were reading from the ground, and walked away: "I wish the two brothers get married soon and have a precious son soon."
Seeing Xia Wuji's leaving back, the two black men were stunned for a moment, and then quickly painted the bank card with Kaiserlu.Unfortunately, after working for a long time, there was no result.
"Damn, why can't we."
"Maybe our method is wrong."
"No, that guy is a magician, a very powerful magician. He hid the money before and then conjuring it out."
"It makes sense, so what should we do now?"
"Call the police!!"
"Hey, I want to call the police. We were robbed half an hour ago. The robbed is an oriental magician. He not only knows Chinese Kung Fu, but also magic. He can use Kaiserol to withdraw money from the bank card. Yes, you didn't Misunderstood, use Kaiselu to withdraw money from the bank card, not from the ass."
……
(End of this chapter)
San Francisco, U.S.
A beautiful park.
A man sat on a bench in the shade.
The man was wearing a forest blue vest with black wristbands on his hands.
Tall, with hill-like muscles supporting the vest, with fiery red long hair and beard.Black eyes, sharp eyes, not angry but powerful, as if he might violently beat someone at any time.
In front of the red-haired strong man, there is a blue screen that no one else can see except him.
【Host; Xia Wuji】
[Plane: The Adventures of Jackie Chan]
[Current Status: Martial Daoist, Mercenary]
[Wish mission [-]: Wealth is overwhelming]
[Wish task 0: Fight the invincible hand in the world, defeat the powerful existence 100/[-]]
【Source: 32202】
【Spirit and soul fusion: 6】
【thing:……】
Xia Wuji looked at the panel with a slight expression of thought.
He stayed in Qingfeng Xiaoju for less than half a month before descending again.
This time, he became Ah Fu in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the man with the most skills in history, a martial arts expert with endless gossip.
Ah Fu is very strong, but at the beginning of his appearance, he beat Jackie Chan with his head in his arms and ran around.
It's a pity that he still lost to the protagonist's aura and gradually became a walk-on.
Ah Fu's two wishes are very simple.
wealth and power.
This can be seen in the original work.
On the one hand, he follows the Mafia for money and recognizes Wa Long as the boss; on the other hand, he does whatever it takes to become stronger.
Speaking of which, the water in this world is very deep.
Eight demons, black wizards, ghost corps, upright mages, vampires...
And Ah Fu is just a weak and pitiful muscular man.
Fortunately, he is now a hooker.
Can become infinitely stronger, and know the plot of the plot.
"So where is the money going to come from?"
Xia Wuji rubbed his chin to think.
[Wish mission [-]: monstrous wealth], in simple terms, it is to make money.
He frowned, thinking carefully.
One by one options are exhausted.
Finance, stocks and the like are not his strong point, or he knows nothing about it.
It is easy to make money, but it is a bit troublesome to make big money without causing trouble.
By the way, Xia Wuji's eyes suddenly brightened.
He thought of the Holy Master, the villain throughout the plot, and the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
According to rumors, in ancient times, eight demons once ruled the seven continents and oceans of the earth, each of which had its own territory and dominated the world.
Later, eight undead gods appeared, using Qi magic, and drove the eight demons into a different dimension space completely isolated from the human world, called "Demon Hell".
Unwilling to be imprisoned, the demons worked together to send out the sixth-ranked "flame demon" Lord, hoping that it would open the gate of hell from the world and release the demons.
Unexpectedly, the Holy Lord betrayed the devil, established a dynasty, and dominated by himself.
Due to the tyranny of the Holy Lord, the public resentment boiled over, and the "Saint Seiya" Lopez even petrified the body of the Holy Lord and the super powerful mana in his body, turning the divine power into twelve spells, scattered all over the world.
Today, the stone sculpture of the Holy Lord should still hang in the office of the Mafia.
The Lord is a dragon, with the greedy nature of a dragon, and loves treasures.Therefore, he ruled the world twice and buried many unknown treasures.
Among them, the most famous is naturally the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
The reason why Valon and his black hands worked for the Holy Master was precisely because of this treasure.
If you can get this treasure, you may be able to complete the task.
But Holy Master is greedy and stingy, he is so stingy.
In the process of confronting Jackie Chan and other protagonists, the Mafia continued to consume financial resources, and finally was dragged down alive, and the boss Walon went to work as a bus driver.
During this period, the Holy Lord did not give aid rewards.
I want the horse to run, but I don't want the horse to eat grass.
Every time they hang each other with the lost treasure of the Golden Rooster King.
A real capitalist.
"You can't just waste the idea of the Holy Master, a sheep." Xia Wuji was thinking, after all, the Holy Master is very stingy, and maybe he can still play with the ideas of seven other demons.
There are also vampires, mirror gods and so on that appeared in the original play.
These evil creatures have existed in the world for an unknown number of years, and they must have some savings.
Even if the plan to rob the demons is not successful, at worst, after the second mission is completed, go to the big rob special to grab one, and after the robbing is over, just return to the main world directly.
After thinking about it carefully, this task is actually not difficult to complete.
Then there is the second task.
[Wish task 0: Fight the invincible hand in the world, defeat the powerful existence 100/[-]]
This mission is very similar to Huoyun Cthulhu's mission at the beginning, anyway, it is to find powerful existences, just beat them one by one.
There are too many incredible existences in this world, and there is no need to worry about not getting 100 of them.
But the only thing I was worried about was that it was the same as Huoyun Cthulhu back then.
The last few places have very high requirements. If it is not extremely powerful, it will be useless for ordinary masters to fight more.
Xia Wuji went through the plot of the anime in his mind.
With his current memory, the memories of the past are like ordinary books, as long as he wants, he can read them at any time without missing a word.
After reminiscing about the original story line, Xia Wuji saw that it was getting late, so he planned to find a hotel to stay.
This Ah Fu has no fixed address and wanders around, looking for opportunities to become stronger and make money.
He stood up and walked into a slightly secluded street.
On this street, there are two black men squatting, reading a newspaper.
One of them put down the newspaper, stood up, looked at Xia Wuji, showing a mouthful of shiny teeth: "Sir, are you Chinese?"
Xia Wuji nodded and said, "Not bad."
"My brother and I like "Chinese Kung Fu" the most, and our idol is Bruce Lee."
As he said that, the black brother smiled even more enthusiastically. He also performed Bruce Lee's signature moves and screamed "Ah Da": "Looking at Mr.'s head and muscles, you can tell that Mr. has also practiced kung fu."
Xia Wuji said: "Well, I have eyesight, I am indeed a master of martial arts."
"Dude, it's our brother's luck to meet you. In fact, we have always had a question. I wonder if sir can answer it?"
Another black man stood up, also smiling, only with slightly yellower teeth.
Xia Wuji said: "Tell me about it."
"Now the level of science and technology is getting more and more advanced, and thermal weapons are getting more and more powerful. It doesn't matter for long distances, but in short distances, is it the gun or the kung fu?"
Each of the two black men took out a pistol, pointed it at Xia Wuji, and said with a smile: "Sir, you know Chinese Kung Fu, why don't you come and tell us about it."
A black man said again: "Of course, this question does not seem to be easy to answer. Just give us your money, sir, and we will tell you the answer. By the way, we only need cash."
Xia Wuji "..."
After co-authoring and breaking up for a long time, it was just to rob.
Well, it's very American.
Free America, shootouts every day.
"Hey, sir, don't say no cash, we saw you withdraw money."
Another black man said, and looked at Xia Wuji curiously: "But you must be a magician, such a thick stack of cash, you don't know where to put it in a blink of an eye."
Xia Wuji did go to withdraw the money, after all, he couldn't play without money in the United States.
That guy Afu doesn't have the habit of saving money either. He spends a lot on weekdays, but he only has about [-] in cash. Because Xia Wuji is wearing a vest and only has a shallow bag, so he puts the cash conveniently [Only (storage space)] up.
Xia Wuji couldn't help shaking his head and said, "You guys are really observing carefully."
In the United States, robbery is very common, not surprising.Ordinary people, especially ethnic Chinese, pack tens of dollars in cash when they go out, and hand it over immediately if they are robbed.So as not to be beaten so that people die.
"Of course." The black man with very white teeth said: "Success is reserved for those who are prepared. Our brothers are like that."
"Okay, brother, hand over the cash. It's very remote here, there are no cameras, and there are no patrols. You don't want us to use violence." Another black man said.
"Cash is fine, I can answer that question for you just now."
"Ok?"
"One tiger kills two sheep!!" Xia Wuji moved like lightning, struck out with both fists, and instantly knocked the two black men into the air.
"Elephant kick!"
"The giant axe chops down the tree!"
"Dragon Claw."
"Smashing Melon Punch!"
Only loud shouts and screams accompanied by punches and kicks could be heard one after another.
As the two blacks said, the place is remote and there are no patrols. Occasionally, one or two passers-by see it and leave in a hurry.
"Alfred beat up the black person."
After a while, Xia Wuji finished his work, clenched his fists again, and said seriously: "Beyond seven steps, the punch is fast. Within seven steps, the punch is fast and fierce. Boys, do you know the answer?"
The two blacks were beaten with bruises and swollen faces, and several bones were broken. Covering their dark circles, they stammered, "You're right, you're right."
"Okay, now you can hand over the cash." Xia Wuji said.
"Sir... are you robbing? Robbing is wrong."
"Rooting and breaking the law is only suitable for social scum like us. But sir, you are a civilized and polite Chinese, and you are still a kung fu master. How can you rob money?"
The two black men said quickly.
If the robbery is unsuccessful, it’s fine to suffer a severe beating, but now you have to pay the money, and you will be laughed at by your peers if you say it.
"No, no, you asked me questions, and I told you the answers. In this respect, I am your teacher, shouldn't you pay tuition?"
Looking at Xia Wuji's sandbag-sized fist, the two black men looked at each other, then reluctantly took out their wallets and took out the only cash they had left.
"Seeing that you two are so obedient, I'll give you a way to make money with less investment, high returns, and zero risk." Xia Wuji took the money and asked, "You have your own bank cards, right?"
The two black men nodded.
"Go buy a bottle of Kaiser, smear your bank card a few times, maybe you can spit out the money."
"..." The two black men were silent for a moment, and one of them said, "Sir, although you are very powerful, I still want to say that you can't make money by applying Selu to your bank card, but maybe you can apply it here." Then, patted his buttocks.
"No, no, that's your method is wrong. I am from the mysterious east, not only can martial arts, but also spells. As long as you tap the bank card three times to the left, three times to the right, and three times to the left and right, you will have cash Come out." Xia Wuji said seriously.
"Sir, you can hit me, but you can't insult our IQ, you can try it yourself."
The black man took out a bottle of corkscrew as he spoke, who knows why he had it, and stretched out his hand: "It's not that I don't believe you, I just want to open my eyes."
Xia Wuji took out his bank card, tapped three times to the left, three times to the right, left, right, right, and down the mountain. With a bang, there was an extra stack of cash in his hand.
The two black men stared in disbelief: "This is unscientific..."
"But it's magical." Xia Wuji waved his hand, picked up the newspaper they were reading from the ground, and walked away: "I wish the two brothers get married soon and have a precious son soon."
Seeing Xia Wuji's leaving back, the two black men were stunned for a moment, and then quickly painted the bank card with Kaiserlu.Unfortunately, after working for a long time, there was no result.
"Damn, why can't we."
"Maybe our method is wrong."
"No, that guy is a magician, a very powerful magician. He hid the money before and then conjuring it out."
"It makes sense, so what should we do now?"
"Call the police!!"
"Hey, I want to call the police. We were robbed half an hour ago. The robbed is an oriental magician. He not only knows Chinese Kung Fu, but also magic. He can use Kaiserol to withdraw money from the bank card. Yes, you didn't Misunderstood, use Kaiselu to withdraw money from the bank card, not from the ass."
……
(End of this chapter)
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