The big rivers and lakes that attack
Chapter 240? There is a thing called fooling
Chapter 240 There's a Thing Called Fudge
Jiang Wan asked again: "Could it be that with the strength of the boss's current seventh-rank, he hasn't practiced to great success yet?"
Li Dao looked serious, and shook his head slowly: "This skill is extremely profound, how can it be so simple and easy to practice, the set of skills I taught you a few days ago that can heal your own pain is a derivative of this skill , do you think it is powerful?"
"Oh~" Jiang Wan nodded, then remembered something, and said, "No, boss, didn't you tell me that it was an upgraded version of my Jiang family's 'good fortune'? Why is it now a 'boy' again?" Is there a derivative version of Gong'?"
"It can be said." Li Dao slapped his thigh and said: "This is the power of this skill. It forcibly accommodates your Jiang family's 'good luck' and improves it to make it even better."
"Therefore, this is an upgraded version of your Jiang family's 'good luck' and a derivative version of your 'children's skill'. I mean, do you understand?"
Jiang Wan nodded, and murmured: "I see, it's really strange. How can there be such a strange technique in the world that can't break the body? Why have I never heard of this method?"
Seeing her like this, Li Dao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "That's because you are ignorant, the world is so big, there are so many wonders, you don't know it's normal."
"The reason why this skill is so strange is because it originally came from Buddhism. I heard that it was written by the Lord Buddha himself. Buddhism, as you know, to be a monk must abide by the rules and precepts."
"The original intention of the Lord Buddha is to encourage the monks to keep their hearts and precepts, and not to be greedy for sex. Desire to heaven, Lord Buddha, an old man, is as wise as the sea, tsk tsk."
My old man is really as wise as the sea, to come up with such a set of words?What a fucking genius, tsk tsk... Lord Buddha, thank you, I will burn incense for you - as long as the incense is not too expensive.
Hearing this, Jiang Wan suddenly realized, and frowned, "No wonder when I was in Qixia Town, I heard that boss, you once had a relationship with a monk in white..."
Ding!
At this point, Jiang Wan couldn't help but widen her eyes, looked at Li Dao, and exclaimed: "Is this true? Boss, you said that you can't get close to women, but you didn't say that you can't have sex with monks...you...you, Could it be... After all, what you practice is Buddhism..."
Li Dao: "..."
Damn, rumors about Juansha Town must not be spread in Middle-earth. If that is the case, I will not be safe at the end of the day, and must be killed in the cradle!
"Hey! An ignorant woman, how dare you act like this!"
Li Dao said angrily: "Do you understand the karma of the mouth? You are insulting the Lord Buddha by saying this. This work was written by the Lord Buddha himself. How can it be as unbearable and disrespectful as you think?" , aren't you afraid of retribution?"
Seeing that the boss was angry, Jiang Wan immediately covered her mouth. Although the Lord Buddha is just a legend, I have heard of it and never seen it, but the power of Buddhism is extremely huge. Even if the Lord Buddha is a legend, even if you don’t believe in Buddhism, you should Be in awe.
Seeing that she knew her mistake, Li Dao nodded in satisfaction, pondered for a moment, and planned to continue to make up the lie, so as to avoid any unnecessary changes.
Hey~ He's had enough of the big mouths of the guys. Jiang Wan herself doesn't believe in Buddhism, so such intimidation probably won't scare her.
What if one day she said to others, "Our boss's exercises come from Buddhism..." and then gossip about "the past in Juansha Town", the speaker has no intentions, but the listener has intentions, wouldn't it be Worse?
Li Dao nodded, and said: "It's good to know that you are wrong. People, you should have a sense of awe in everything you say. Don't talk about some things. Do you know that there are gods standing three feet above your head?"
"Also, I haven't finished my sentence, so don't interrupt me. The origin of this skill is not only written by the Lord Buddha. After the Lord Buddha wrote it, he also showed it to the Taoist priest."
"Dao Zun felt that this skill was not perfect, too harsh, and naturally deviated from Taoism's inaction, so he made some modifications to make it more natural, weakened the rigidity of Buddhism, and added Taoism's Congxin."
"Later, this skill has been passed down for several times, and it was passed down to the world. It was obtained by my teacher. My teacher is the master of both, and then modified it based on my own cultivation and understanding, and created this supreme magic skill."
"What kind of person is my teacher? I told you in the past that I passed on the two disciples together, creating Gu Qingshan, the number one 'sword master in the middle of the mountain' in the world today, and mere incompetence. I am your boss."
It is also the Lord Buddha, the Daoist, and Gu Qingshan's younger brother who endorsed it. Isn't such a high-level sect enough to scare you?Just ask if you are afraid!
So, as a buddy, you have to know yourself well, and you must never harass your boss in the middle of the night again in the future.
Li Dao was very satisfied with his intimidation, didn't he see that Jiang Wan was too scared to speak for a long time?The effect is indeed remarkable.
However, if these words were heard by the "lowly master" Gu Qingshan, he would probably kill himself without saying a word, because it somewhat belittled that old ghost Wei Wuya.
According to Li Dao's understanding from Wei Wuya's mouth in Xiangwangjian, this old ghost should at least exist at the same level as the Buddha Lord and Daoist Venerable.
And Gu Qingshan admired him so much, it could even be said that he respected Jiangshan Sword Master so much.
Thinking about the situation where I just mentioned the name 'Wei Wuya' at the beginning, and was rubbed on the ground by him, it would be strange if he didn't kill himself cleanly.
Even if he is the true inheritor of the sword master's mantle, the nominal "master" of Jianyu at this time, he will not hesitate to send himself on the road.
Jiangshan Sword Master, Sword Domain, Heaven and Earth Wuya——Wei Wuya, Wei Wuya, what did you and those senior brothers and sisters do that made you end up in this situation?
What happened after you swung that sword towards the sky in the "Illusion of Sword Field"?And where is the real sword domain?
Why do people never hear of this place when I ask about it?Haven't even heard of you, the 'Jiangshan Sword Master'?
And what are those 'gods' that can emit light?
Wei Wuya, my dear teacher, I really don't want to participate in these things, and I don't like the feeling of being manipulated by others, but maybe it's your unwillingness in the sky, which affects some things, right?
It always gets me into some troubles, Gu Qingshan may be the proof, he is right with me, so can't you accept him?I just want to find the "door" to go home.
Casually thinking of these, Li Dao, who was sitting in the carriage, patted his knees with some emotion.
Jiang Wan, who had been silent all this time, thought that he was distressed because of this exercise. After thinking for a while, she suddenly said: "Boss, don't be troubled by this. Wan'er will wait for the boss to practice this exercise to perfection."
"At that time, I don't hope that the boss can accept Wan'er. Although Wan'er...is not a human being, but she has lived in such a family since she was a child, and she still understands some secrets. Wan'er is always ready."
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Wan asked again: "Could it be that with the strength of the boss's current seventh-rank, he hasn't practiced to great success yet?"
Li Dao looked serious, and shook his head slowly: "This skill is extremely profound, how can it be so simple and easy to practice, the set of skills I taught you a few days ago that can heal your own pain is a derivative of this skill , do you think it is powerful?"
"Oh~" Jiang Wan nodded, then remembered something, and said, "No, boss, didn't you tell me that it was an upgraded version of my Jiang family's 'good fortune'? Why is it now a 'boy' again?" Is there a derivative version of Gong'?"
"It can be said." Li Dao slapped his thigh and said: "This is the power of this skill. It forcibly accommodates your Jiang family's 'good luck' and improves it to make it even better."
"Therefore, this is an upgraded version of your Jiang family's 'good luck' and a derivative version of your 'children's skill'. I mean, do you understand?"
Jiang Wan nodded, and murmured: "I see, it's really strange. How can there be such a strange technique in the world that can't break the body? Why have I never heard of this method?"
Seeing her like this, Li Dao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "That's because you are ignorant, the world is so big, there are so many wonders, you don't know it's normal."
"The reason why this skill is so strange is because it originally came from Buddhism. I heard that it was written by the Lord Buddha himself. Buddhism, as you know, to be a monk must abide by the rules and precepts."
"The original intention of the Lord Buddha is to encourage the monks to keep their hearts and precepts, and not to be greedy for sex. Desire to heaven, Lord Buddha, an old man, is as wise as the sea, tsk tsk."
My old man is really as wise as the sea, to come up with such a set of words?What a fucking genius, tsk tsk... Lord Buddha, thank you, I will burn incense for you - as long as the incense is not too expensive.
Hearing this, Jiang Wan suddenly realized, and frowned, "No wonder when I was in Qixia Town, I heard that boss, you once had a relationship with a monk in white..."
Ding!
At this point, Jiang Wan couldn't help but widen her eyes, looked at Li Dao, and exclaimed: "Is this true? Boss, you said that you can't get close to women, but you didn't say that you can't have sex with monks...you...you, Could it be... After all, what you practice is Buddhism..."
Li Dao: "..."
Damn, rumors about Juansha Town must not be spread in Middle-earth. If that is the case, I will not be safe at the end of the day, and must be killed in the cradle!
"Hey! An ignorant woman, how dare you act like this!"
Li Dao said angrily: "Do you understand the karma of the mouth? You are insulting the Lord Buddha by saying this. This work was written by the Lord Buddha himself. How can it be as unbearable and disrespectful as you think?" , aren't you afraid of retribution?"
Seeing that the boss was angry, Jiang Wan immediately covered her mouth. Although the Lord Buddha is just a legend, I have heard of it and never seen it, but the power of Buddhism is extremely huge. Even if the Lord Buddha is a legend, even if you don’t believe in Buddhism, you should Be in awe.
Seeing that she knew her mistake, Li Dao nodded in satisfaction, pondered for a moment, and planned to continue to make up the lie, so as to avoid any unnecessary changes.
Hey~ He's had enough of the big mouths of the guys. Jiang Wan herself doesn't believe in Buddhism, so such intimidation probably won't scare her.
What if one day she said to others, "Our boss's exercises come from Buddhism..." and then gossip about "the past in Juansha Town", the speaker has no intentions, but the listener has intentions, wouldn't it be Worse?
Li Dao nodded, and said: "It's good to know that you are wrong. People, you should have a sense of awe in everything you say. Don't talk about some things. Do you know that there are gods standing three feet above your head?"
"Also, I haven't finished my sentence, so don't interrupt me. The origin of this skill is not only written by the Lord Buddha. After the Lord Buddha wrote it, he also showed it to the Taoist priest."
"Dao Zun felt that this skill was not perfect, too harsh, and naturally deviated from Taoism's inaction, so he made some modifications to make it more natural, weakened the rigidity of Buddhism, and added Taoism's Congxin."
"Later, this skill has been passed down for several times, and it was passed down to the world. It was obtained by my teacher. My teacher is the master of both, and then modified it based on my own cultivation and understanding, and created this supreme magic skill."
"What kind of person is my teacher? I told you in the past that I passed on the two disciples together, creating Gu Qingshan, the number one 'sword master in the middle of the mountain' in the world today, and mere incompetence. I am your boss."
It is also the Lord Buddha, the Daoist, and Gu Qingshan's younger brother who endorsed it. Isn't such a high-level sect enough to scare you?Just ask if you are afraid!
So, as a buddy, you have to know yourself well, and you must never harass your boss in the middle of the night again in the future.
Li Dao was very satisfied with his intimidation, didn't he see that Jiang Wan was too scared to speak for a long time?The effect is indeed remarkable.
However, if these words were heard by the "lowly master" Gu Qingshan, he would probably kill himself without saying a word, because it somewhat belittled that old ghost Wei Wuya.
According to Li Dao's understanding from Wei Wuya's mouth in Xiangwangjian, this old ghost should at least exist at the same level as the Buddha Lord and Daoist Venerable.
And Gu Qingshan admired him so much, it could even be said that he respected Jiangshan Sword Master so much.
Thinking about the situation where I just mentioned the name 'Wei Wuya' at the beginning, and was rubbed on the ground by him, it would be strange if he didn't kill himself cleanly.
Even if he is the true inheritor of the sword master's mantle, the nominal "master" of Jianyu at this time, he will not hesitate to send himself on the road.
Jiangshan Sword Master, Sword Domain, Heaven and Earth Wuya——Wei Wuya, Wei Wuya, what did you and those senior brothers and sisters do that made you end up in this situation?
What happened after you swung that sword towards the sky in the "Illusion of Sword Field"?And where is the real sword domain?
Why do people never hear of this place when I ask about it?Haven't even heard of you, the 'Jiangshan Sword Master'?
And what are those 'gods' that can emit light?
Wei Wuya, my dear teacher, I really don't want to participate in these things, and I don't like the feeling of being manipulated by others, but maybe it's your unwillingness in the sky, which affects some things, right?
It always gets me into some troubles, Gu Qingshan may be the proof, he is right with me, so can't you accept him?I just want to find the "door" to go home.
Casually thinking of these, Li Dao, who was sitting in the carriage, patted his knees with some emotion.
Jiang Wan, who had been silent all this time, thought that he was distressed because of this exercise. After thinking for a while, she suddenly said: "Boss, don't be troubled by this. Wan'er will wait for the boss to practice this exercise to perfection."
"At that time, I don't hope that the boss can accept Wan'er. Although Wan'er...is not a human being, but she has lived in such a family since she was a child, and she still understands some secrets. Wan'er is always ready."
(End of this chapter)
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