Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 130 The man is big!

Chapter 130 The man is big!
"Here comes the food! One roasted whole lamb, one plate of steamed buns, two catties of knives!"

"I didn't ask for the 'burning knife'!" Ye Xiuwen was taken aback.

"Gift from the proprietress, I got you!"

The waiter who served the food ran down, while the happy proprietress walked in.

"How about guest officer, have a drink or two with my proprietress?"

He sat down with gold inlaid jade, staring straight at the baby in Ye Xiuwen's arms.And Ye Xiuwen was also looking at the proprietress, to see what kind of trick this woman was going to play.

"System, give me a scan, is there any problem here?"

"Ding dong! The system is scanning, please wait for the host!"

"Ding dong! The system prompts that there is no problem with the food and drink, but compared to this world, the alcohol content of burning knives exceeds the standard by double!"

"How many degrees is one time?"

"38 degree!"

"Hey, is this called wine? What the hell is plain water!"

Ye Xiuwen laughed, because Lao Baigan at [-] degrees, he can make two bottles, what is this burning knife?That is Baishui!
"Oh my lady boss, Xiaosheng is too strong to drink?"

When Ye Xiuwen heard this, he wanted to laugh.

"It's okay, let's use a small cup, I'll drink two, you have one, how about that?"

The gold inlaid jade was actually cheated, how could Ye Xiuwen not accompany him, he thought: If you want to get me drunk and touch my treasure, then it's up to the two of us, who touches the other.

"Let me take a sip first, cough! Cough! Why is this wine so spicy?"

Ye Xiuwen took a sip and pretended to spit it out.

"Hey, look at this young man, he came from the capital, and he doesn't know the rules of my Northwest!"

"Then northwest, what kind of rules are there?"

Ye Xiuwen made a gesture and cut a piece of mutton, stuffed it into his mouth to press the wine.

"In our Northwest, there is often such a saying: drink the strongest wine, the most wild dog,"

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen took another mouthful of steamed buns, and he spit them out. He never expected that such a classic sentence would come from the Northwest.

"Yes, for the words of the proprietress, I drank it!"

Ye Xiuwen pinched his nose and downed a glass, but the gold inlaid jade was unambiguous, he directly poured two glasses and drank it down.

"Good drinker, the heroine of the female school, let's go one more time!"

This time it was Ye Xiuwen who poured the wine, picked up the cup and drank it all in one gulp.

"Happy, I haven't drank like this for a long time, cheers!"

Jin Xiangyu drank like drinking water, exactly like Ye Xiuwen.After drinking a few glasses of wine, the two actually made a big bowl!

"Dry!"

"Dry!."

The two were pushing glasses and changing glasses in the house, but the swordsmen downstairs were not calm anymore, and some even climbed up to the second floor and shouted down: "It's a fight for wine! Two people, actually in the house Fighting for wine!"

"What? Fighting wine? Here, who can beat the proprietress? Back then, we were sixteen people drinking with the proprietress alone, and we were all drunk!"

"That's right, who can drink as much as the proprietress? That little boy is courting death!"

"No, no, it's the little boy who drinks one bowl, and the proprietress drinks two bowls."

"Bring the wine!."

In less than a quarter of an hour, the two jars of spirits were burned with a knife, and they were swept away. The proprietress asked someone to bring the wine, and two people carried four jars of wine upstairs!
"Hahaha! This guest officer lied to me, you have a capacity for drinking."

After drinking up the two jars of wine, Jin Xiangyu realized that Ye Xiuwen was cheating.

"Hehe, when you're away from home, who doesn't care more?" Ye Xiuwen asked back.

"Okay, let's drink to your honesty today!"

"Then I also drink to the proprietress's honesty."

"My honesty?" Jin Xiangyu smacked her lips and asked back.

"Yes! At least there is no sweat medicine in this wine, hahaha!."

"Okay, cheers for my honesty!"

The two of them raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp, while the gold inlaid jade grabbed Ye Xiuwen's shoulder and said, "Guest officer, do you know why I didn't put sweat medicine in this wine?"

"Why?" Ye Xiuwen asked back.

"Hahaha! After taking the medicine, you won't be able to hold a candle,"

"Hahaha! So that's the case?"

Ye Xiuwen also patted the table and laughed, clinking glasses with Jin Xiangyu.

"Hasn't fallen yet? This kid has two tricks?"

Wolverine stroked the only three remaining hairs, almost bowed down in admiration.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

"Wucao, is this okay? I have to drink too much?"

Ye Xiuwen glanced back, it turned out that the door was not closed tightly, Wolverine's big bald head was watching there!
"Little guest officer, don't pay attention to them, these people are all men without kind."

"A man without seeds? How do you say that?"

Ye Xiuwen wasn't drunk at all, he seemed more sober than the proprietress.

"Hey, little guest officer, are you interested? Let's have another drink, my sister will tell you."

"cheers!"

Ye Xiuwen clinked his cup, drank it all in one gulp, and showed the empty cup to the gold inlaid jade, and the gold inlaid jade raised his head, drank it all in one gulp, and said, "Oh, it's not that stinky man who lives with me. One night, I'm here, alone in the vacant room,
You said, why are you men so fickle?How come you put on your pants and just renege on it? .”

Gold inlaid with jade, holding a pipa halfway with a lot of resentment, it looks like a hurt person.

"Sister? You're making a mistake. It's not that men are too fickle, but that there are too many things in this world?" Ye Xiuwen even moved the stool together!

"What's the matter?" Gold inlaid with jade, pouring himself a drink.

"Think about it? What do parents say about educating children when they were young?
You are a boy, you have to stand upright and do a great job!

And what about girls?They will say: A woman who has no talent is a virtue, a woman only needs to be a husband and a child!

Look, how unfair this is, the man is big! .”

"Excuse!" Jin Xiangyu didn't believe it.

"Eh? How is this an excuse? Think about it, men and women have different starting points, and their future lifestyles are also completely different!

Let's talk about men first, go to private schools, and stick to words, then needless to say, to be a scholar, you have to take the exam for ten or eight years?Is this pear big?

But is this not the end?And what about those who passed the exam and didn't get a scholar? "

"Huh? You have to take the exam to be a scholar until you die. Are you men sick?"

"Why is it that we men are sick? Is it because the starting point is different, do we all have a good future?
What is a good future?That's a high degree?Only with a high degree can you find a good job? "

"Yes! That's right!" Jin Xiangyu responded.

"Don't worry about being right. Listen to me. After the exam, you are a scholar, and then you are a Jinshi, a role model, a candidate, or even a champion. How long does it take? After you come out, you will be a little old man!
At this point, the pressure of study is relieved, but it's not over yet?A little old man in his thirties, or in his forties, carrying a bag to find a job, isn't that big?

But this, is it not over yet?I have to buy a house, save money, get married and have children, the 60-year-old man finally found a 60-year-old aunt, and looking back at the woman?They're all grandmas!

Just say, our men are so big, what reason do you have to blame men? "

"puff!."

Jin Xiangyu vomited blood and fell on his back!
(End of this chapter)

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