Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 259 I Live in the Gobi, My Old Wang!
Chapter 259 I Live in the Gobi, My Old Wang!
"Master, have you ever seen it? My daughter's country is united as one, just for you to stay!
Think about it, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and saving so many people from the sea of suffering, presumably the master will become a Buddha in a short time!Do you say so? "
"puff!."
Zhou Shangshu saluted deeply, but Ye Xiuwen vomited blood on the spot.He thought to himself: Yes, after marrying so many women, it won't take long for me to become a Buddha.
Fifty thousand women like wolves and tigers, how can people bear it?
If there are 360 five days in a year, if these people are divided equally, there will be at least more than 100 per day!
"puff!."
Thinking of satisfying more than 100 women a day, Ye Xiuwen's liver trembled, not to mention his chrysanthemum trembled.
As the saying goes, a gentleman loves his wife, and he must take it in a proper way. If it is Xiao Zhongling, Zhu Ning, or even Li Yishuang, Princess Seiya, these people, he can consider them. If he considers them, then this daughter country is undoubtedly It is a scourge, absolutely must not stay.
"Namo Amitabha, Lord Zhou, is right. To convert 5 people is enough to make a poor monk become a Buddha,"
"Then master?" Zhou Shangshu's eyes lit up, he still pretended to be Ye Xiuwen, and he agreed!
"Eh? Benefactor Zhou, please listen to the poor monk's words. The poor monk saves all living beings, not to become a Buddha for himself, but for all living beings. If one of the living beings suffers, it will be the suffering of the poor monk. If one of the living beings does evil, then the poor monk will suffer." It is the crime of a poor monk, Namo Amitabha!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +200 in aggressiveness."
After Ye Xiuwen uttered the Buddha's name, his compulsion rose again, and at this moment, everyone present was in awe.
"Master, you really are a master? Originally, I was tempted by power, beauty, and money, but the master declined. I still want to be a master. It's just that I don't like small countries like you, but now it's not at all!"
"Your Majesty's words are very true, and the subject even thinks that His Majesty can't keep the Grand Master because he is not beautiful enough.
But at this moment, how short-sighted is Chen?The ambition of the master is like a swan, how can I wait for a bird to see half of it! "
"That's right! Master saves all sentient beings and has immeasurable merit. It's a sin for me to underestimate Master!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."
Ye Xiuwen's compulsion caused another critical attack, but he thought that it was time to say goodbye again. He had to hurry up and rush to the Valley of the Wicked to find his little bride.
"Cao Mengru, Cao Mengru, tsk tsk!."
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and was about to take the wind to go back, but he didn't want Yinhe to come forward, and thanked him: "Brother Engong, I didn't expect you to leave so soon, so I don't even have a chance to repay my kindness?"
"Oh, you are really long-winded, you have a daughter-in-law, don't you care about other people?"
But seeing Yinhe was about to go up and talk, Ye Xiuwen thought: You kid is here to make things difficult for me, if I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know what it means.
"Brother Yinhe, in fact, the two of us are not so polite. My sister-in-law and I have a very close friendship. Her affairs are my affairs. Do you think I can ignore it?
And in the future, if you encounter this kind of thing again, don't be too weak, just fight it!Are you looking for me? "
Ye Xiuwen patted his chest, Yinhe actually believed it.
"Brother Engong, what you said is very true, but I don't know, where do you live?"
"This is easy to handle. I have a catchphrase that you will remember as soon as you hear it:
The north wind is blowing, the autumn wind is cool, who's beautiful wife keeps an empty house?
If there is difficulty, I will help, move like a tiger, and stay still like a wolf.
Seven feet tall, long as a stick, eighteen centimeters, a man!
Now, I am famous, I live in the Gobi, I am Lao Wang! .”
"puff!."
After listening to this popular jingle, Yinhe not only vomited blood, but his entire face turned green.
Dire green, miserable green, from the top of the head to the tip of the toes, just like Avatar.
"Hahaha! Brother Yinhe, just kidding, Mrs. Sister-in-law and I are innocent!"
"You dead candle, you can run fast, otherwise my mother will tear your mouth apart!"
After the last roar, Ye Xiuwen had already flown away, but gold inlaid with jade, jumping around and cursing.
Needless to say, how to explain the gold inlaid jade afterwards, but Ye Xiuwen, with the help of Zhang Jiao's attire, wanted to fly directly across the desert.
This outfit was worth buying, not only got back the capital, but also made a lot of money, with an extra of more than 3000 points.
It's not too much, and it's not too little, anyway, it's just so-so!
"Huh? Super mysterious gift package?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw the system prompt, there was another super mysterious gift package, which was given by the system when he killed the Witch Emperor.
The 'task of eradicating evil and promoting good' has not yet been completed, as if there are still some.
"Haha, the realm level has also increased, and the gas change period is 31/32. Isn't this going to break through the fighting period?"
Ye Xiuwen was happy when he thought about the fighting period, because at that time, the vitality in his body could form an aura.
Moreover, the vitality will also transform into a 'vital spirit liquid'.
"Okay, okay, before I won the Valley of the Wicked, I was promoted to the martial arts stage, how awesome is that? Seeing my little bride, let her be surprised, and activate the aura, so that she can't rush, what? Hurry up, hahaha!
Eh?What about one more thing? .”
Ye Xiuwen remembered that small metal box again, which fell from the Witch Emperor.
When I opened it, it turned out to be a secret book.
The cheat book looks very dilapidated, only the words 'Shape-Transfer-Shadow Great-Fa' can be seen on the cover that has been shattered into pieces!
"Yo, yo, this hang, isn't this the martial art used by the Witch Emperor? Ignore any physical attack, I have to see it!"
Picking up the cheat book, Ye Xiuwen learned it straight away, Nima spent another 4000 points to beat him, and I felt so sorry for him.
So don't ask, this is another heaven-level martial skill, if you want to cultivate it to perfection, Ye Xiuwen needs it, and you need to spend another [-] points to force it!
"Nima?"
Ye Xiuwen was really in pain, but he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he still learned such an amazing martial skill, and he would ignore the witch ghost in the future and attack him physically!
"Forcing, there are less than [-], I have to pretend to be aggressive again, where should I go?"
"Help! Help!."
What the hell, give it a chance!
(End of this chapter)
"Master, have you ever seen it? My daughter's country is united as one, just for you to stay!
Think about it, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and saving so many people from the sea of suffering, presumably the master will become a Buddha in a short time!Do you say so? "
"puff!."
Zhou Shangshu saluted deeply, but Ye Xiuwen vomited blood on the spot.He thought to himself: Yes, after marrying so many women, it won't take long for me to become a Buddha.
Fifty thousand women like wolves and tigers, how can people bear it?
If there are 360 five days in a year, if these people are divided equally, there will be at least more than 100 per day!
"puff!."
Thinking of satisfying more than 100 women a day, Ye Xiuwen's liver trembled, not to mention his chrysanthemum trembled.
As the saying goes, a gentleman loves his wife, and he must take it in a proper way. If it is Xiao Zhongling, Zhu Ning, or even Li Yishuang, Princess Seiya, these people, he can consider them. If he considers them, then this daughter country is undoubtedly It is a scourge, absolutely must not stay.
"Namo Amitabha, Lord Zhou, is right. To convert 5 people is enough to make a poor monk become a Buddha,"
"Then master?" Zhou Shangshu's eyes lit up, he still pretended to be Ye Xiuwen, and he agreed!
"Eh? Benefactor Zhou, please listen to the poor monk's words. The poor monk saves all living beings, not to become a Buddha for himself, but for all living beings. If one of the living beings suffers, it will be the suffering of the poor monk. If one of the living beings does evil, then the poor monk will suffer." It is the crime of a poor monk, Namo Amitabha!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +200 in aggressiveness."
After Ye Xiuwen uttered the Buddha's name, his compulsion rose again, and at this moment, everyone present was in awe.
"Master, you really are a master? Originally, I was tempted by power, beauty, and money, but the master declined. I still want to be a master. It's just that I don't like small countries like you, but now it's not at all!"
"Your Majesty's words are very true, and the subject even thinks that His Majesty can't keep the Grand Master because he is not beautiful enough.
But at this moment, how short-sighted is Chen?The ambition of the master is like a swan, how can I wait for a bird to see half of it! "
"That's right! Master saves all sentient beings and has immeasurable merit. It's a sin for me to underestimate Master!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +200 force."
Ye Xiuwen's compulsion caused another critical attack, but he thought that it was time to say goodbye again. He had to hurry up and rush to the Valley of the Wicked to find his little bride.
"Cao Mengru, Cao Mengru, tsk tsk!."
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and was about to take the wind to go back, but he didn't want Yinhe to come forward, and thanked him: "Brother Engong, I didn't expect you to leave so soon, so I don't even have a chance to repay my kindness?"
"Oh, you are really long-winded, you have a daughter-in-law, don't you care about other people?"
But seeing Yinhe was about to go up and talk, Ye Xiuwen thought: You kid is here to make things difficult for me, if I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know what it means.
"Brother Yinhe, in fact, the two of us are not so polite. My sister-in-law and I have a very close friendship. Her affairs are my affairs. Do you think I can ignore it?
And in the future, if you encounter this kind of thing again, don't be too weak, just fight it!Are you looking for me? "
Ye Xiuwen patted his chest, Yinhe actually believed it.
"Brother Engong, what you said is very true, but I don't know, where do you live?"
"This is easy to handle. I have a catchphrase that you will remember as soon as you hear it:
The north wind is blowing, the autumn wind is cool, who's beautiful wife keeps an empty house?
If there is difficulty, I will help, move like a tiger, and stay still like a wolf.
Seven feet tall, long as a stick, eighteen centimeters, a man!
Now, I am famous, I live in the Gobi, I am Lao Wang! .”
"puff!."
After listening to this popular jingle, Yinhe not only vomited blood, but his entire face turned green.
Dire green, miserable green, from the top of the head to the tip of the toes, just like Avatar.
"Hahaha! Brother Yinhe, just kidding, Mrs. Sister-in-law and I are innocent!"
"You dead candle, you can run fast, otherwise my mother will tear your mouth apart!"
After the last roar, Ye Xiuwen had already flown away, but gold inlaid with jade, jumping around and cursing.
Needless to say, how to explain the gold inlaid jade afterwards, but Ye Xiuwen, with the help of Zhang Jiao's attire, wanted to fly directly across the desert.
This outfit was worth buying, not only got back the capital, but also made a lot of money, with an extra of more than 3000 points.
It's not too much, and it's not too little, anyway, it's just so-so!
"Huh? Super mysterious gift package?"
When Ye Xiuwen saw the system prompt, there was another super mysterious gift package, which was given by the system when he killed the Witch Emperor.
The 'task of eradicating evil and promoting good' has not yet been completed, as if there are still some.
"Haha, the realm level has also increased, and the gas change period is 31/32. Isn't this going to break through the fighting period?"
Ye Xiuwen was happy when he thought about the fighting period, because at that time, the vitality in his body could form an aura.
Moreover, the vitality will also transform into a 'vital spirit liquid'.
"Okay, okay, before I won the Valley of the Wicked, I was promoted to the martial arts stage, how awesome is that? Seeing my little bride, let her be surprised, and activate the aura, so that she can't rush, what? Hurry up, hahaha!
Eh?What about one more thing? .”
Ye Xiuwen remembered that small metal box again, which fell from the Witch Emperor.
When I opened it, it turned out to be a secret book.
The cheat book looks very dilapidated, only the words 'Shape-Transfer-Shadow Great-Fa' can be seen on the cover that has been shattered into pieces!
"Yo, yo, this hang, isn't this the martial art used by the Witch Emperor? Ignore any physical attack, I have to see it!"
Picking up the cheat book, Ye Xiuwen learned it straight away, Nima spent another 4000 points to beat him, and I felt so sorry for him.
So don't ask, this is another heaven-level martial skill, if you want to cultivate it to perfection, Ye Xiuwen needs it, and you need to spend another [-] points to force it!
"Nima?"
Ye Xiuwen was really in pain, but he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he still learned such an amazing martial skill, and he would ignore the witch ghost in the future and attack him physically!
"Forcing, there are less than [-], I have to pretend to be aggressive again, where should I go?"
"Help! Help!."
What the hell, give it a chance!
(End of this chapter)
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