Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 261 One shock, two meatballs!

"Are you yelling at me? Damn you, are you getting fatter? Why don't you bow your head and admit your mistake?." Ye Xiuwen frowned.

"Nimma? There are many ways to die. Why did you choose to be eaten by monsters and commit suicide?"

At this moment, Xiaohu, Xiao Yu, the middle-aged man 'Chen Wang', and Henry Zhang who just woke up all agreed that Ye Xiuwen died in a hurry.

The person was floating in the air, only less than three meters away from the golden python.

As long as the monster opens its mouth, it's like Ye Xiuwen will be sucked into the mouth, isn't it rushing to die?

And this guy, he was still talking nonsense, cursing the golden python and big snake there, he was afraid that he would not die!

"Roar!"

Sure enough, the golden python was enraged by Ye Xiuwen, and it roared angrily. The muscles of its whole body tensed up, intending to swallow Ye Xiuwen in one blow.

"Huh? You still dare to be fierce with me? Did you not listen to what I said, or didn't you understand?"

Ye Xiuwen was also angry, and he rolled up his sleeves coolly, this was going to start a hand-to-hand fight with the golden python.

"Little brother, don't you want it? You are still young, and even if you die, why don't you save Henry Zhang with a useful body?"

Chen Wang was honest and honest, he couldn't bear Ye Xiuwen's death like this, and he reminded him.

"Hey, if you ask me to save you, I'll save you. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me? I don't know how to save people."

Ye Xiuwen turned around and reasoned. Was he looking at that golden python earlier?This meeting turned out to be Chen Wang who provoked him.

"Eh? You, why are you like this? You're going to die anyway, why don't you save my brother, it's a great merit for you, and we can burn some paper money for you in the future, so that you don't become a frozen ghost, or Hungry ghost,"

Xiao Yu looked very angry, obviously Brother Chen Wang had good intentions, you are going to die anyway, why not save someone, and then be eaten by a big snake, wouldn't that kill two birds with one stone?
But she never expected that the other party should meet and reject her kindness, so she was furious.

"Eh? I mean you are a woman? You are not tall, your breasts are not big, and you look so complacent. Why do you speak so viciously?
Who said I was going to die?I'm hungry, looking for something to eat! "

Ye Xiuwen was also very angry, originally he wanted a hero to save the beauty!I didn't want to meet such a savage woman.

"Drink? Do you dare to say that I am not tall and my chest is not big? I am still tall, and I still compromise? Where did I compromise? How am I not big?"

The girl was so angry that she flew towards Ye Xiuwen, she was about to fight.

"What? Say you're still not convinced, are you old? Come out and show me?" Ye Xiuwen didn't believe it at all.

"Huh? When it's bright, it's bright."

"Sister Xiao Yu, don't!" Xiaohu screamed.

"Sister Xiao Yu?" Chen Wang covered his eyes.

"Sister!" Henry Zhang couldn't bear to look directly.

But it was too late to say anything now, Xiao Yu was so angry that he really pulled out his chest.

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen saw everything at the moment, it was white and tender, as if milk would come out when pinched.

"Oh, it's the first time in Pindao's life that he saw a girl as bold as you. My wish is enough. I'm so happy that I'm dying!"

Ye Xiuwen opened his arms and fell freely. It was at this moment that Xiao Yu realized that he had been fooled. She screamed in fright and hurriedly tidied up her clothes.

"You bloody scum, how dare you lie to me and ask you to look good!"

Xiao Yu drew his long sword from behind his back, intending to strike Ye Xiuwen.But she didn't expect that at this moment, a golden light and shadow reflected against the afterglow of the setting sun, so that she couldn't open her eyes at all.

"Ah? Golden python snake?"

The golden python flew past Xiao Yu, but did not attack her, but went straight to Ye Xiuwen.

Because it's this guy who doesn't give him face so much. Not only did he scold him when he came, but he also dared to quarrel with others when he was facing the enemy. It cannot be eaten.

"Roar!"

"It's over!"

The golden python roared, but Xiao Yu and the others thought that Ye Xiuwen was finished, that there was no way to save him from death, and there would not even be a corpse left.

But... But at this time, perhaps no one thought that when everyone agreed that Ye Xiuwen's body was about to disappear.But a bolt of lightning fell out of thin air, and it directly struck the head of the golden python!
"Ow!"

The golden boa snake let out a scream, and the whole body was frozen, and it just died.

"Fog grass!"

Xiao Yu was stupid, and at this time, not only was she stupid, but none of the people present were still sober.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

"Ding Dong,"

"Eh? I've been pretending to be tough for a long time, and it's only 50 points?"

Ye Xiuwen felt that pretending to be aggressive today was a failure. After doing so many things, it was just an extra 200 points of forcing.

"How to eat?"

Ye Xiuwen took out his gourmet recipes, but if he cooks another home-cooked dish, he can become a second-level gourmet.

The first course is 'tofu mixed with shallots', the second course is 'fire-breathing golden grilled wings', the third course is 'super-rotary roasted leg of lamb', and the fourth course is 'deep-fried, grilled, stinky tofu'.

So what about this next dish?He is going to study, research, should he eat it by burning it or cooking it?

"Oh, brother, are you really good? What kind of kung fu did you use just now? Can you teach me?"

A child dressed in animal skin and with thick limbs fell down, it was the little tiger.

Xiaohu is only about 16 years old, with black hair like wormwood. I don't know why this guy is dressed like this.

"teach you?"

Ye Xiuwen glanced at Xiaohu, then shook his head, because this thunder and lightning technique is not martial arts, it was brought out by him in the 'Legendary World', how can it be taught to others?

"Master, please be respected by your disciples,"

But seeing Ye Xiuwen shaking his head, Xiaohu was quite honest, so he kowtowed and bowed. He was planning to make this matter a reality.

"Xiao Hu, get up quickly, what are you begging him for? We still have to go to the Valley of the Evil to learn from a master? The master there is not much better than him? Do you want to learn any kung fu?"

Xiao Yu fell between the two of them, and immediately lifted Xiaohu up.

"Thank you brother for saving my life! Dare to ask brother's name, I will never forget it!"

Henry Zhang also walked over at this moment. Although he suffered a little injury, he was fine.

"Eh? You don't have to thank me. In fact, it's all thanks to your sister. If he hadn't used the human-meat-bomb-bomb on me, I probably wouldn't have rescued you, hehe!"

Ye Xiuwen smiled slyly, but as a result, that 'Xiao Yu' face turned blue in an instant!

(End of this chapter)