Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 282 Oh shit, are you talking about this with me?The system will exchange one for me, come nursery rhyme!
"Nimma? Is this a fairy peach?"

Xue Zhen stared, and one by one, the female disciples from the Valley of the Wicked, while covering their mouths with a smile, took out the peaches and put them on a plate.

In each plate, there were five fairy peaches, and a total of more than 60 plates were scooped up, covering ten tables!
"puff!"

Seeing so many fairy peaches, Xue Zhen vomited blood and fell out.

Heart Road: Nima?I've seen prodigals before, but I haven't. You are such a prodigal, what the hell are three hundred fairy peaches?Is it all cooked by you?
Do you know how much it is?Is this a full three million taels of silver?

"Oh, what did I say, Brother Diao? You are really a prodigal. Since you have found so many fairy peaches, why do you have to cook them all?"

Duan Jiude's old tears also swirled in his eye sockets.

"Eat it? It's called chicken stew with mushrooms, Nana! Duan, come and try it too. It's delicious. It's slightly sour in the mouth and full of chicken broth!"

"No, the old man can't afford it, I'd better hang on brother, enjoy it yourself!"

Duan Jiude was afraid that Ye Xiuwen would cheat him, and ask him for money after eating. Who can afford this thing, 1 taels a mouthful?

"I declare that you are unqualified! Coax out of the Valley of the Wicked!."

Xue Zhen got up from the ground, his chest still heaving together, completely irritated by Ye Xiuwen.

"This?" Duan Jiude looked distressed, and Chen Wang and the others knew that this year was for nothing, and they had to wait until next year to try their luck again.

"Eh? Isn't that right? Even though I said I was your father just now, you can't do it for your own sake, can you?"

Ye Xiuwen erupted in vain, Duan Jiude suddenly felt that there was a turning point, he was really afraid that Ye Xiuwen would keep silent, this matter would be difficult.

"Hey? I mean you? It's no good for you to take advantage of the older generation. Your grandpa and grandma are seven or eight years old,"

Xue Zhen was so angry that he even hopped his feet and composed all the nursery rhymes.

"Oh shit, are you talking about this with me? The system will exchange it for me. Here are the nursery rhymes. How dare you use the nursery rhymes to play tricks on me?"

"Ding dong!"

When the system prompt sounded, Ye Xiuwen was immediately lifted up like a little prince in a nursery rhyme.

"Bananas, apples, big pears, I gave them to my aunt after I finished eating, my aunt said I was naughty, and I said you-mom with a big belly!"

Ye Xiuwen came right away and threw Xue Zhen on his back in anger, but at this moment, everyone burst out laughing.

"Hehe, you said Big Brother Diao, what is this singing? It's a good nursery rhyme, but he sang it like this?" Xiao Yu covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing.

"It's ruined, it's ruined, our post-80s childhood is ruined!" Chen Wang said dejectedly.

"Brother Chen, I haven't heard it yet, but I think this is the nursery rhyme for our post-00s generation?" Xiaohu felt very excited. He had never heard such a rhyming nursery rhyme.

"Bananas, apples, big pears, I gave them to my aunt after I finished eating, my aunt said I was naughty, and I said you-mom with a big belly!
It's amazing, this nursery rhyme is like flowing clouds and flowing water," Xiaohu learned while gesticulating.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully pretended to be aggressive, and you have gained +100 force, +1 charisma."

Xiaohu praised it greatly, and finally Ye Xiuwen's compulsion came.And even Ye Xiuwen didn't expect that his charisma value would actually increase a bit.

Then what is Ye Xiuwen waiting for?He wants to conquer everyone in front of him with his nursery rhymes!

"Nai Nai, why don't you sing? My head is rusted, I can't remember it, right?
You won't, did you say earlier?But you said it, I may not tell you! "

"You?" Xue Zhen was so angry that he lost his voice for a while.

"What are you? Little Piqiu, Banana Pear, Ma Linghua 21, [-], [-], I think you are a big-stupid-pussy,"

"puff!."

Xue Zhen was so angry that he spat out blood, and fell out again.

"The tricycle runs fast, and there is a young lady sitting on it. It costs [-] cents, and you give me one piece. You say Xue Zhen, is it strange?"

"puff!."

Xue Zhen spat out another mouthful of blood, his eyes rolled up, and he was about to die.

"A three-year-old child wears floral shoes and goes to school with a twist?,"

"Stop, stop, brother, don't say anything, you can't kill without nodding your head, so just go around my senior brother once!"

Ying Wan'er really couldn't stand it anymore, if she chanted a few more words in front of her, she might really be going to see the King of Hades.

"Okay, okay, for the sake of this sister, I will forgive him this time, then I can pass the test, right?"

"no!"

Just when Ye Xiuwen said that he was going to pass the test, Xue Zhen flipped over like a carp.

"Why not? I already found the fairy peach you want?" Ye Xiuwen asked with a playful smile.

"Nonsense, you are all cooked,."

"Yes, but in the task, it didn't say that it must not be cooked?"

"This?." Xue Zhen was at a loss for words again.

"That's right, Mr. Xue? In this task, it's true that you can't complete the task with boiled fairy peaches. Besides, Mr. Diao, after finding so many, it should be regarded as the completion of the task!"

"Yes, yes, it's done, it's done!"

As soon as Duan Jiude opened his mouth, the rest of the people naturally responded.

"Brother, after all, this place is the Valley of the Wicked, we can't take advantage of it, why don't we just let him pass, and then?"

At the end, Ying Wan'er's voice was extremely low, but an inexplicable sinister smile appeared on Xue Zhen's face.

"Okay, then I'll let you pass. What about the four behind you? Where's your fairy peach?"

Xue Zhenzhizhu is not weak, but seeing five people coming together, and talking and laughing, it must be the same way.

So if you can't mess with you, I can't help them?
"Hey, there are so many fairy peaches, isn't it enough? Did the five of us pass the level together?"

"No, you picked these celestial peaches by yourself, and they were all cooked. If you pass the test alone, it is already an extrajudicial favor. If these four want to pass the test, take out the celestial peaches, otherwise you will be driven out of the valley! "

Xue Zhen said all the right things, stretched out his hand, and there were four fresh 'Xiantao' in his hand.

"Little brat? Pass the test?"

"Pfft! You are paralyzed, why do you have so many fairy peaches, could it be that the fairy peach valley has a big harvest?"

At this moment, Xue Zhen was completely pissed off by Ye Xiuwen.

But I didn't want to, and at this moment, there was a roar all over the mountains and plains: "Where is the hanging bomb? Let the hanging bomb come out, I will chop him up! Chop him!"

(End of this chapter)