Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 304 Brother, You Are Really Talented, You Actually Cracked!Snapped!Snapped!Made up a song?

"Yo! Yo! This puppet in the stage of hanging, the transformation of the gods, the nima system is really our caring little padded jacket?"

Ye Xiuwen was worried that the level of Dao Bing was too low for him to pretend, so the system sent a puppet, which was Fan Ye's version.

However, what exactly is this puppet is actually a mechanism puppet.

Sun Erniang, one of the Four Great Evil Men, has such a thing in her arms, which looks like a doll.

Throwing this thing out, it is connected with a silk thread, and it can send out thousands of steel needles, making the enemy defenseless.

But that was a low-level puppet, not Ye Xiuwen, he was a puppet of a higher level, the transformation stage.

The puppet does not need to be controlled by silk threads, but can walk independently and obey the orders of the master.

Of course, this is all because Ye Xiuwen has a system, otherwise, as an ordinary person, if he has not entered the stage of transformation, he will definitely not be able to control such a high-level puppet.

"Miss? What functions do you have?"

Ye Xiuwen called out Fan Ye's puppet in fairy clothes.

"Master? I can do anything except make~love."

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen vomited blood immediately, and with a flick of his sleeve, the doll disappeared, and he was upset looking at it.

"Oh, let's go find my little bride! I smiled smugly, and smiled smugly again,"

Ye Xiuwen walked forward bouncingly, but within a mile, there were crowds of people in front of him.

This place is no worse than the wharf, and there are actually many shops built between the two mountains.

There are chariots and horses in the shop, as well as escort agencies, and some individual customers.

Ye Xiuwen didn't know where these people came from, but they didn't look like they were from the city!

People from the city looked arrogant, but those who came from other places did not dare to cause trouble, so most of them walked with their heads down and did not dare to talk too much.

"Come on! Come on! This little brother, do you want to go to 'Xiaoqingshan'? Wenyin is 1 taels, you can go there, and add another 1 taels, and there will be a carriage!"

A brawny man in bunt yelled. It seemed that he was only in the late stage of martial arts, but he grabbed Ye Xiuwen.

"Little brother, at first glance, you are a rich young man? Why don't you sit in my seat? I have a big seat here, and I won't charge you a penny!"

Another guy grabbed Ye Xiuwen, obviously not from the same family.

"Young master? Don't listen to him, we are government-run, and government-run products are authentic!"

"I spit, son? Don't listen to his nonsense. This government-run one is not only expensive, but also has a lot of overlord clauses. It's better to come to us. Not only does it cover it, but it also comes with a monthly subscription VIP. As long as you are in this month, If you come back from Xiaoqingshan, I will give you a [-]% discount, this [-]% discount is quite a lot, right?"

"Don't listen to him, you get what you pay for, you..."

"Young master, why don't you come to my slave's house? We don't charge for it."

Just when the two guys were arguing so blushingly that their necks were thick, they didn't want to make a sound, and there came a voice that could make people's bones scream.

A big beautiful girl, in her early twenties, with a snake waist, big breasts, buttocks upturned, wearing a fire-colored embroidered red robe.

With flowing clouds combed on his temples, his hair pinned sideways, his eyes could speak, just one look made Ye Xiuwen happy.

"You two stop eating! I'm going over there! It's free, and I'll give you girls away."

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen left, but the two guys immediately vomited blood, thinking: Damn the boss just doesn't know how to do business, how many women like this, stop by the door, isn't there a lot of customers?
"Little son? Do you know why my sister called you?"

The soft voice made Ye Xiuwen feel comfortable.

"Haha! There's no need to ask, my sister must see that I'm handsome!
In fact, to be honest, there was once a person who was like a sister who fell in love with me.

She said I was handsome, I stood on the top of Mount Everest and thought about it all night, "

"Little brother? Are you standing so high? What are you thinking?"

The coquettishly dressed sister actually wanted to say: You are standing so high, why didn't you fall to your death?If it wasn't for seeing you in gorgeous clothes, I wouldn't be bothered to talk to you!
Of course, this was all from that beautiful sister's heart, so Ye Xiuwen naturally didn't know.He is completely the older sister who has never met before, not only to donate for free, but also to cooperate with himself to pretend to be coercive!

"Sister, first listen to me finish blowing this bullshit..."

"Finish?" My sister was very surprised.

"No, it's the end of the speech, and when the speech is over, we can go to the grove!"

"What are you doing in the grove?" The beautiful sister pretended not to know.

"Sister, you are so stupid, picking mushrooms? It's so big and long, if you pinch it and rub it, it will grow up!"

"It's disgusting, it's really vulgar," said the beautiful sister, pretending to be shy.

"Hey, misunderstood, sister? Did I say I picked a piece of dog pee?"

"Hehehe, little boy, you are so funny!"

The pretty sister laughed, and Ye Xiuwen asked, "I don't know my sister's name?"

"My surname is 'Su', people call me 'Su Xiaomei', what about this young master?"

"Me? My name is Hang Zha Tian, ​​'Diao' is the 'Diao' of Hang Zha Tian, ​​'Zha' is the 'Zha' of Hang Zha Tian, ​​and 'Tian' is the 'Tian' of Hang Zha Tian,"

"Hehe, young master, what a good name?"

"The name is secondary. The main thing is that my sister can be happy. Look, I'm going to the grove soon!"

Ye Xiuwen looked forward, but there was a big arch ahead.

The arch is made of cast iron, and besides the cast iron arch, there are three iron gates and a tall pass.

This pass is about seventy or eighty feet high, and it is extremely strong.

"Young master, you really know how to joke. Let me introduce a few people for you. If we form a team to pass through this small green mountain, it won't cost you a penny?"

"Sister? I don't think we should form a team? It's just the two of us. Let's travel around the mountains and rivers, all the way! Crack! Crack!."

"Young master is naughty again. Tell my sister, what does it mean?" Su Xiaomei said seriously.

"Crack! Crack! Crack!.
In fact, it is, la!La!La!Come with me, pop!Snapped!Snapped!
A cutie said she was bored tonight,
OH I said there is a good way to pass the time.

The name is Pa!Snapped!Snapped!
But don't get it wrong.

Come on DJ play some music!

Beat the rhythm with the music, YO! .That's bang!Snapped!Snapped! .”

Ye Xiuwen stopped the rhythm, and the audience was stunned, and they were stunned!
"Brother, you are so talented, you actually made Pa! Pa! Pa! into a song?"

(End of this chapter)