Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 410 Host, you are so tired of pretending!

"Where's the boss? Where's the boss?"

While everyone was scrambling for medicine, they didn't want to break into the first floor of the Dota, but a group of people broke in. There were about forty people, all of whom were large and above LV15.

"Ah? The tuba is here, the tuba is going to clear the field!"

As soon as these queens came in, the atmosphere of the entire lobby on the first floor suddenly changed.

All the trumpets retreated and hid far away. Everyone knew that these big ones were not easy to mess with.

They are like a team, specializing in killing bosses, and they will kill anyone who fights with them.

"Boss, who killed you? Tell me quickly! Otherwise, everyone in this hall will die!"

The first person turned out to be a large LV18.With a ghost knife in his hand, he is showing off his might.

But looking at this person's name again, it turned out to be 'Bandit'.

Obviously, this guy is a blatant robbery.

"Nai Nai, I created the boss, and I also got a LV10 purple outfit 'Sage Cloth'!"

Ye Xiuwen hasn't changed at all, he's still a little celebrity at LV0.

But his experience is already hundreds of thousands, and it is estimated that there is no problem at all to upgrade to LV10.

But Ye Xiuwen didn't want to level up, so he still had to keep pretending!

Ye Xiuwen held the LV10 'Sage's Saint Cloth' in his hand. It was a black tights, with +10% restraint resistance, +5% attack speed, +10 attack power, and +5% dodge.

The attributes of this equipment are almost against the sky. Those guys are almost drooling.

"Brother? Is it really okay for you to act so aggressively?" Asuna, who was on the side, said weakly.

"Actually, how do you say this? .music! (music)."

"Snapped!"

Ye Xiuwen snapped his fingers, and the music actually played, and it was a DJ tune.

Everyone was startled, and they thought to themselves, "Damn you, why did you bring a band here?"

"Ding Dong,"

"Ding Dong,"

Everyone was just shocked, Ye Xiuwen's forceful frame started to scroll the screen, and when the forceful frame stopped, Ye Xiuwen pulled the drake's throat and made a heavenly sound.

This doesn't sound like a human language, but Ye Xiuwen is awesome. He sings three-star movies and TV songs, and he can sing whatever he wants.

"Move it, beat it! Move it, beat it!

People say that I look like a specialty of Northeast China - Heishenhui,
I said 'old man' (dude) and it's your fault if you say that,
Throw my patriotic red heart to the ground and smash it to pieces.

I can't believe it to the death, who can be darker than this society,

As the saying goes, drown the land that knows water, and kill the land that is stubborn.

I drank two more glasses and got a little drunk. With the strength of the wine, 'Tiezi' (buddy) just sit there and listen to me blowing it up for you.

In the dream, I have become the leader of the "bird quietly" (quietly), and the people of the Jianghu give the nickname of the extremely handsome GUNSTAR.

The younger brothers, like slapping a big knife in front of them, I am behind them like a "silly roe deer" (a kind of animal in the Northeast, silly).

But in fact, I want to be more professional and professional than them.

Because I used to be a policeman, it's not 'blind' (lying) at all.

But in reality, I just 'did off' (idle) every day without hesitation,
"That before" (that meeting), I don't know anything about the Internet except for "snags" (Internet language: pick up girls, dating, guns).

I don't feel ashamed at all when I talk about that love, the little girls in the photos, all of them are like that.

I thought I had waited for the legendary Jiaofeng in my mind, but when I saw it, oh my god, that house really scared me!

Then I listened, with a bang sound, my brain was stunned, and since then, my upper body has epilepsy and my lower body has a stroke, and I regret half my life.

Later, I thought about going out and seeing more while I was young, so that I could learn my 'capability' (skill) well, and go back to show more filial piety to my folks and elders.

If it is not possible to "slip out" (go out for a trip), it will become the pride of our Northeast people. How good do you think it would be?

Ever since, I made my debut with 'Le Mu He Di' (happy) with 'Gegas', 'Da Lie Bar', 'Qiu Lin Red Sausage' and 'Bread' on my back.

He spent a lot of money and bought a train station ticket.

After arriving in a big city, I slowly experienced it and found out that the people in "this Karma" (here) are all quite bad and sharper than the other.

Either the thief will deduct, or the money will be left over if there is no poverty, and they will use me as a mountain cannon and ask me if everything I see is fresh.

I said you, are you all wearing straw hats with no brim to show your face with me?

It's really a little bit of "not bad spin" (don't lie, don't cheat), why don't we have practiced for two years,

If you want to hang out with me again and leave, then come out and let's do solo practice.

You have to smash your head, break your legs, and break your ribs.

There is an old saying in Northeast China that educates us!
Small trees don't prune and don't straighten, and people don't prune '嘉乱九' (拉恩, stubborn meaning).

I said friend, you are also very good ah?When the dog walks you follow, when the dog stops you 'shudder' (shudder, tremble).Apart from creating human beings, I really don't know what else you want to pursue.

Originally, I planned to show my strengths with my small body, but I didn't expect to be treated as a 'disciple' (fool, heartless), and all my busy work was wasted.

At that time, I won't 'catch' (obtain) anything except people looking at me and laughing at me.

That won't work, I have to chat with reality, or we can fight each other. This big bag.

After I went back, I felt so aggrieved that I had no choice but to talk about reality no matter what happened.

It said: whatever you like, if you want to go, die if you don't.

Look, look, look, people are forced out like this.

Therefore, it is not to blame that we Northeast people have such a domineering personality, it is completely reasonable and well-founded.

It is true that the poor people are not easy for anyone, and the hegemony of the ruling class is not very good.

I said that Tie Zi has vented, and you should save a few words.

Don't complain, and then accidentally leak state secrets.

If you look at the person in the car next to you, he will not hesitate to talk to you. If he wants to dislike you, you will never want to 'beat B' (pretending to be aggressive, pretending to be pure) in the future.

Gaha?What is that?What's wrong?Pretend that?Is one yuan per kilometer awesome?ah?The psychological words of these people are not allowed to be spoken?

well?I also know that I drank too much, drinking nonsense and talking nonsense.

But this nibbling is also suppressed in the mind, and only dare to come out after drinking.

I'm bragging and defeating the fire, you just listen to Lehe, if you have any ideas, come to Q group: 463386207, come to me!

'Forcing to eat and beat' (stub your mouth, beat you when you talk back)! 'Wu La Lei' (speaking unclearly, begging for mercy, and beating)!If you force to eat, beat again, if you hum again, beat again! .”

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen babbled for a while, and finally finished babbling, and when you look again, almost all the players on the scene are holding their hands on the ground, vomiting blood profusely!
Even Asuna gave Ye Xiuwen a thumbs up and said, "Brother? You are so talented!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +500 in aggressiveness."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you are so tired of pretending to be so tired, the system will give you an extra bonus of +2000,."

"Hahaha!"

Ye Xiuwen couldn't help laughing himself. In fact, he didn't want to pretend, he just wanted to sing a song to ease the tense atmosphere.

"Oh my god, brother, are you also in the northeast? This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family anymore!"

When the 'bandit' came over, he shook hands with Ye Xiuwen vigorously, as if seeing a relative.

"Brother, I mean? You also belong to Northeast Bank? But why did you get so miserable?" Ye Xiuwen asked sympathetically.

"Brother, don't say anything, it's all caused by Zesila's cruel reality! Let's go brother, follow me to the [-]th floor, and the fellow will take you to fight the boss!"

"Okay, okay!."

(End of this chapter)