Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 503 Brother, you are such a good person!

"Good Li Taibai, you dare to bully me like this. Today, I, Long Aotian, will compare my talents with you, to see who is the real genius among us!"

"Hurrah!"

Long Aotian yelled loudly, but Ye Xiuwen followed suit, which immediately caused a commotion in the audience.

"Wucao, I never expected that outside of this gate, you can see the real competition of talented scholars!"

"That's right, I don't know, what is the origin of this Li Taibai, even Long Aotian dared to put it right,"

"I'm afraid you don't know yet? This Li Taibai is said to be known by the Four Great Talents, but he doesn't know any of the Four Great Talents!"

"Yes, yes, yes, and he also has a great nickname, called, called Diao Zha Tian, ​​you listen, Hang Zha Tian, ​​this Dang Zha Tian, ​​​​"

"The sky is blown up? That's simply too powerful, shall we come together?"

"I'm a great talent, please accept my worship, my respect for you is like the surging river, endless!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +300."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +300 force."

"Ding Dong,"

"Mist grass, I'm pretending to be invisible again? Nope!"

Ye Xiuwen was very surprised, and he didn't know where to start with his arrogance.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you are the first to pretend to be stupid, and the system will reward the host with an extra +2000."

"What the hell!"

Ye Xiuwen finally understood at this moment, he was a bit forced, but there was no need to pretend.And there are some forced styles, you can't stop them.

"Nai Nai, that's good, let's fight for [-] rounds!"

Ye Xiuwen yelled and shouted, and the result was a wave of pressure in an instant.

I don't know what's wrong with these demon worshipers, even if Ye Xiuwen raises his hands and feet, it's a forceful surge!

However, at this time, Ye Xiuwen was pretending to be coercive, while Long Aotian on the other side had already been vomited blood by the shameless flattery of the crowd.

Xindao: Damn it, I am one of the four great talents, I have never seen you flatter me so much, and at this moment, a little-known kid, why do you flatter him so much?
"Okay, okay you Li Taibai, I'll let you act aggressively, and you'll know after a while that your Long Aotian is very talented."

Thinking of this, Long Aotian sternly shouted: "Hey, Li Taibai, listen to me, my first question is: Once upon a time there was a dog, after it crossed the single-plank bridge, it stopped barking. Can you?"

"Never forget!"

Ye Xiuwen didn't even think about it, because he has always been a good kid who loves to study.

Not only did I redeem the learning spree, but I also read "1 Whys", "Super Brain Teaser", "Three Hundred Tang Poems", "Three Thousand Song Poems", and "The Collection of Chinese Riddles", etc. these.

Anyway, Ye Xiu has a lot of literature!And this kind of unpopular little topic, isn't it just a matter of opening your mouth?

"Eh? How did he know? Could it be that he peeked at my guessing book?"

Long Aotian is good at riddles and brain teasers, and he has a treasure book that contains all the riddles and brain teasers he knows.

"I can't, I can't, my precious book is never out of my body, so how can it be peeped by others? It must be that this person really has some talent.

However, you, Li Taibai, must have come to an end, because in my treasure book, there are more than 1000 riddles of various kinds, and your brains are turning sharply!hum! "

Thinking of this, Long Aotian smiled darkly, and then said: "You guessed it right."

"Don't say I guessed it right, just say you're right!" Ye Xiuwen asked forcefully without giving him an excuse.

"Yes, you answered correctly!"

"Wow!."

As soon as Long Aotian uttered these words, everyone was in an uproar. They never expected that Ye Xiuwen's answer would be correct.

"Oh, I'm still thinking about it, I don't think people have already answered it correctly!"

"Yeah, I'm also thinking, a dog won't bark after crossing the single-plank bridge, why is it 'remembering'?"

"Ah? I see. Is this a homonym? Think about it, '木' is the same as '目', and why do dogs bark? Isn't that just 'Woof' and 'Woof'?"

"Oh, my god, Mr. Li Taibai, you are so talented, did he think of it in an instant?"

"Yes, Mr. Li Taibai is simply too powerful, let's come together!"

"Li Taibai is talented, please accept,"

"Ding Dong,"

"Ding Dong,"

There was another wave of forced marks coming, Ye Xiuwen glanced at it, since he entered the city, he has already won over [-] forced marks, and Nima is still going up!
"Hahaha! It seems that Lao Tzu's domineering body formula and the powerful style of rushing to thunder and nine rings are in place, and the system must be upgraded first!"

"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host needs to spend +5000 to upgrade to the advanced VIP system. May I ask the host, do you want to continue?"

"continue!"

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the upgrade is successful, and you will get a manual call service,"

"Mist grass, after upgrading the system, there is still a manual call service? 6666666,."

Ye Xiuwen was at the end of six at this time, but he didn't have time to check what this manual call service was.

Because that Long Aotian has already started to make a question, saying: the number '3', walking, walking, tripped over a stone, got up and walked again, tripped over another stone,
"Oh, 'three times and two times', can't you come up with some difficult questions? At least let me think about it,"

Ye Xiuwen said casually again, but the audience erupted again.

"Cows, dogs, pigs and sheep race in a race. After running to the finish line, the cows, dogs and pigs can't breathe, only the sheep can't pant," Long Aotian said again.

"Spirited (the sheep didn't exhale),."

"Then tell me again, why can't we shoot the stars when we set off the fireworks?" Long Aotian asked urgently.

"Nai Nai? You are not an idiom, this is a brain teaser, but it can't help me, because the stars can twinkle!"

"puff!"

Hearing that Ye Xiuwen answered so quickly, Long Aotian spat out blood, looked up to the sky and sighed: "If you are born Yu, how can you be born bright?"

"Nai Nai, you idiot, this line was spoken last, you haven't reached the end of the mountain yet?"

Ye Xiuwen's words were like enlightenment, and Long Aotian, who was on the verge of falling into despair, was instantly inspired.

"You mean, I still have a chance?"

"Yes, because you were the one who set the question just now, but now I am the one who sets the question. If you can answer it all, wouldn't you and I be tied?"

"Alas!"

Ye Xiuwen spread his hands, Long Aotian jumped up excitedly, held Ye Xiuwen's hand again and again and said: "Brother, you are really a good person!"

(End of this chapter)