My disciple is Sun Wukong

Chapter 511 Painting should have a spirit, ride the wind and leave
【517】Painting should have a spirit, go with the wind
The lines in the painting are particularly realistic, and the folds on the clothes fly up in the air, as if they were real.

This is a painting?
Or really?

Unconsciously, he slowly stretched his hand towards the scroll, ready to verify what was in his mind.

"Cough! The painting is not done yet!"

Ye Xuan recovered from his stupor, and when he saw Feng Daozi about to touch the scroll, he quickly reminded him.

Feng Daozi trembled, took a long breath, and said in disbelief:

"Is all this real? How can there be such a painting in the world? I'm not dreaming, am I?"

He rubbed his eyes and muttered to himself.

Seeing Feng Daozi's appearance, at this moment, everyone's eyes gathered.When they saw the painting, they were all stunned.

The dozen or so masters in the front row stood up "swish" and couldn't help walking over.

When they saw this work, they looked as if they had seen a miracle.

"This is an oil painting, no, this is Chinese painting, but Chinese painting pursues freehand brushwork. Why is this painting so realistic?"

"No! This is not a purely realistic painting. This painting is full of charm, as if it is alive."

"Yes, Western paintings are far from achieving such an effect. The woman in this painting seems to be alive, with flesh and blood, breathing and beating!"

After Ye Xuan's work appeared, no one paid attention to Feng Daozi's work.

As if, one is the graffiti of HD toddler,
One is a masterpiece of a master who surpasses the heaven and the earth and changes the luck of the world.

Compare the two!

Let's judge! ! !

However, when everyone's attention was separated from the beautiful clothes and their eyes moved up to take a look at the face of this beautiful portrait, everyone was stunned.

"This this……"

The woman's face is elegant and charming, but the eyes are hollow and lifeless.

Destroying the charm of this handed down work makes people feel uncomfortable in their hearts.

"A masterpiece handed down from generation to generation, but it is a pity that it was destroyed in the eyeball."

"Yes! What a pity, what a pity!!"

Everyone showed a look of regret, as if these eyes had ruined a unique work of art.

Feng Daozi sighed even more. He himself is a master of painting, and he knows the preciousness and classics of this work. It is no exaggeration to say that it has created a trend of an era.

"It's a pity, it's a pity." Feng Daozi's voice was full of deep sighs.

"The eyes ruin the whole painting, what a failure."

After hearing what he said, Ye Xuan glanced at him, and said calmly, "What's the hurry, I haven't painted my eyes yet."

"No wonder."

Feng Daozi rubbed his forehead and laughed: "Professor Ye, please paint the eyes quickly, and don't let this peerless masterpiece lose its charm."

"Yeah yeah!"

"Professor Ye please open our eyes."

Others joined in, itching to see such a great work of art.

"Drawing dragons should not touch the eyes, and the same is true when drawing people."

Ye Xuan shook his head and said, his voice was filled with a touch of majesty.

"If the eyes are painted, the person in the painting will have a spirit and will fly away."

puff!

Everyone spurted blood.

Some students who were eating breakfast sprayed their rice directly.

There were also students who were about to go to the toilet, and when they heard Ye Xuan's words, they were teased to pee.

If you draw people's eyes, people will fly away?

I'm afraid this is a fool, right?

"Professor Ye, there must be a limit to bragging. You paint your eyes now. If people can fly away, I will eat the painting." Feng Daozi didn't believe in evil anymore.

"That's right, I ate it too!"

"I believe in your ghost. If the person in this painting can fly, I will kneel down and call you Dad while eating."

"Speechless, I've seen shameless people, I didn't expect there are people who don't even want a butt. If you draw, if people can fly, I'll get rid of this old face and recognize you as a grandfather."

All the respected art masters cursed at each other.

The students in the audience also laughed out loud. In short, no one believed it.

Only Shi Yibing was sitting under the stage, staring blankly at the painting. She always felt that the face shape of the person in the painting was similar to her own, but because of the huge defect in the eyes, people ignored the appearance of the person in the painting.

"Since you don't believe me, I'll order two strokes and let you have a look."

The voice fell, and the wolf hair flowed quickly.

moment,

The woman in the painting came alive, dancing lightly, like an ancient fairy, and finally broke through the window and left without a trace.

Really a painting should have a spirit!
When everyone came back to their senses, the rice paper was pure white, and there was no trace of painting.

"Impossible, where is the person in the painting? Where did the person in the painting go?"

"My God, is it a dream? Isn't this too strange?"

"What happened just now? How do I feel that the people in the painting are alive?"

"Is this magic?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, but the people on the drawing paper had indeed disappeared!

Everyone in the hall was stunned, their faces filled with horror.

They came back to their senses and stared at the white rice paper with astonished eyes. What happened just now?
Like a dream?

Phantom?

Miracle!
Everyone was stunned, wishing they could kneel down and bow down.

At this time, Ye Xuan looked at the group of art masters, slowly took off the drawing paper, looked at them with a smirk on his face, and said slowly: "Eat."

"This……"

A dozen or so art masters blushed, but the words they said, the water that was spilled, how could they be taken back as soon as they were said, so they had to take the rice paper, divide it and chew it.

Just now everyone was shocked by the dancing figure of the person in the painting, but they didn't pay attention to what the person in the painting looked like. However, Shi Yibing never left the face of the woman in the painting from the beginning to the end.

Shi Yibing was stunned when Ye Xuan clicked two strokes!
Isn't that the girl dancing lightly is her?
why?
Could the woman in Professor Ye's painting be her?
who is he?Who is the person in the painting?Who am I?What is his relationship with the person in the painting?What is the relationship between me and the person in the painting?
At this moment, Shi Yibing only felt his head was as big as a bucket, looked at Ye Xuan, and remained silent.

At this time, more than a dozen art masters were "hangchihangchi" eating paper.

The news media around were extremely excited, and the flashes shot frantically.

You can already predict the headlines of today's news media.

"Professor Ye slapped a famous artist in the imperial capital."

"A master of art fails and eats paper like crazy!"

"Eat paper! Art master!!!"

……

……

After these people finished eating the paper, Ye Xuan said slowly: "Who else refuses to accept me?"

For a moment, a dozen or so art masters stood there in a daze, unable to utter a word.

Some people whispered at the corners of their mouths, wanting to challenge Ye Xuan, but quickly backed down. They had a little bit of confidence at first, but when they saw Ye Xuan's miraculous paintings, they felt frightened.

Time passed by minute by minute.

For 5 minutes, the hall was still silent.

No one stood up, and no one dared to stand up.

"I gave you a chance, since you didn't stand up, please don't criticize me in the future." Ye Xuan finished speaking lightly, and was about to announce the end of today's class.

At this moment, a man who looked like a student stood up suddenly. He was very handsome and dressed in hip-hop style.

He squinted his eyes and looked at Ye Xuandao: "Professor Ye, let me introduce myself. Li Zhichao is a third-year student at Peking University. May I challenge you?"

"Of course." Ye Xuan nodded: "Let me emphasize again, no matter who it is, no matter what it is, they can challenge me, and I will not refuse."

"it is good!"

Li Zhichao's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "You said this, no matter who? No matter what aspect?"

Ye Xuan nodded, and said with certainty: "Yes, that's right."

Li Zhichao thought for a while, and said, "Professor Ye, poetry, poetry, and poetry are unparalleled in the world, and they cannot be compared!"

"Professor Ye, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are amazing and incomparable!"

"Compared to handsomeness? Professor Ye is so handsome, he is so handsome that I am absolutely inferior."

"It seems that the only thing I can compare with Mr. Ye is..."

He purposely elongated his voice and said, "Curse people."

Nani?

Everyone seemed to have heard it wrong, and looked at Li Zhichao in a daze.

Li Zhichao repeated the sentence again, and said, "That's right, it's about swearing. I think I can only compare you with swearing, do you know? I'm the president of the Association of Peking University, and I've been swearing three thousand times in my life." Here, scold the invincible hand all over the world."

"If I swear at people, the living can be scolded to death, and the dead can be irritated. Life and death, life and death, in my eyes, are just a matter of opening one's mouth."

……

What?
Cursing the dead does not pay the life association?

Are you still president?
God!What the hell is this! ! !

Peking University, the most famous university in Huaguo, has such a wonderful club, it's full of wonders!

There is also a game of swearing, society, society, are all social people!

Ye Xuan thought for a while and said, "It's fresh to compare curses with me! Okay, let's compare."

"I'll come first, Professor Ye, I'm offended! If the following remarks make you uncomfortable, I hope you forgive me."

Li Zhichao put his hands on his hips, straightened his chest, looked at Ye Xuan, took a deep breath, and yelled: "You are the second child."

He just cursed, warming up first.

what.

Second child?

Are you so straightforward?
However, is this considered insulting?I will too!
Still scolding the president of the association?This is too rubbish!
Ye Xuan rubbed his forehead and said speechlessly, "Are you praising me?"

Everyone was stunned, how could this be a compliment?He called you a second child, which is obviously insulting you!You have to hit him hard.

Any man who is insulted like this cannot bear it, and will definitely scold him back severely, or even fight!
But there was a smile on the corner of Ye Xuan's mouth, and he didn't look angry at all. Everyone was a little stunned. Why isn't Professor Ye angry?

"Strange, can Professor Ye bear this?"

"You're not angry after being scolded like this?"

"If you want me, I'll do it."

But at this time, Ye Xuan smiled instead: "Thank you for your compliment."

Even Li Zhichao was stunned!
"Professor Ye, why are you so talkative? I'm scolding you."

"Ye Xuan shook his head, no! This is the highest compliment you can give to a person!!!"

At this moment, everyone was stunned, their eyes filled with deep doubts, they didn't know how could this be a compliment?
Is Ye Xuan out of his mind?
Are you confused?
At this time, Ye Xuan smiled and explained:

"When you encounter difficulties in life, when you are sad and helpless, please stare at it and think about the spirit contained in it. It can be bent and stretched. It has the softness and tolerance of water. It has the strength and fearlessness of King Kong. Even in the dark and damp, It can also bloom brilliant flowers, learn it, and the difficulties in front of you are just a wish..."

What the hell!

How can I explain it that way! !
Everyone suddenly realized! !
"Professor Ye, how tall! Really tall!"

"Grass, enlightenment, great enlightenment!"

"It turns out that others say that I am the second child, which is the greatest appreciation for me. I have learned, I have learned!"

"Professor Ye, you are truly a genius. Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books!!!"

Even Li Zhichao made a "poof" and almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He had cursed so many times, and this was the first time he heard such an explanation!
powerful!
How strong! !
At this time, Ye Xuan had already changed the subject, looked at Li Zhichao, and cursed:

"Just you kid, you still want to scold me, aren't you too young?"

"I've seen shameless people, but I didn't expect that you don't even want a butt. For a shameless villain like you, I just want to say, may the disease overcome you as soon as possible."

"In addition, for those who provoked trouble and scolded me for no reason, I just want to say four words to him-please (qu) you (ni) yourself (ma) respect (de)!"

Ye Xuan uttered several words in a row, only making Li Zhichao blush, but Ye Xuan speaks very fast, a bit like comedian Zhou Xingxing, the problem is, Zhou Xingxing will also take a breath and take a break, Ye Xuan is like No need to pant and breathe.

"Compare me to cursing? Who gave you the courage, Zhou Qilin or Liang Jingru? Look at your big face? Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. Seeing you, I only feel a sense of superiority in IQ." But live!!!”

"Yes, I really don't want to scold you because I know, never fight with beasts, win? You are worse than beasts, lose? You are worse than beasts, tie? What is the difference between you and beasts?"

"What's more, when it comes to swearing, I can't beat a second-hander, because you will bring my IQ to the same level as yours, and then defeat me with rich experience."

Finally, Ye Xuan paused for [-] second, and then continued to curse:
"Young man, I'm really not scolding you, I'm just expounding a fact and reason. In fact, when I first saw someone like you looking for scolding, a word came to my mind, it's 'well' Character!"

Everyone is wondering why 'well'?
Is it a frog in a well?
I only heard Ye Xuan say quietly: "It's two anyway!!"

puff!

The whole scene burst into laughter.

And Ye Xuan said persistently: "Child, if you are sick, you have to be treated. Don't delay. Why do you give up treatment? Look at you now, you look like a ghost or a ghost? Even if you give up treatment, It's your own business, but it's your fault if you come out to influence the society."

(End of this chapter)