Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 264 The Husband and Wife Who Defraud People

Chapter 264 The Husband and Wife Who Defraud People

This Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to watch the excitement in his spare time, so Sun Yuezi could only accompany him honestly, and he must not show any unwillingness.

And Jiang Ziya kowtowed farewell.

The Antarctic fairy sent it out with a smile again.

But those 'two' eyes, the old wrinkled skin on his face, and the kind and kind smile on his face looked extremely strange and frightening. Fortunately, Jiang Ziya has been used to seeing it for decades.

But Jiang Ziya couldn't help being weird and puzzled when a leg was sent out like a zombie.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at Qilin Cliff at the head of the mountain gate, Jiang Ziya couldn't help hesitating and asked: "Brother Dao, why are you walking now? (Bumping around?)"

The Antarctic fairy hehehehe: "Oh! But I was harmed by the sorcerer's sorcerer's tricks, which caused me to lose a leg, and these eyes. Fortunately, the Qingxu Daodezhenjun has a secret technique, and Ziya will return it later. Be careful."

Jiang Ziya bowed silently, turned around and stepped on Sibuxiang.

Because I couldn't bear it any longer, the master teacher, Nanji Xianweng, was cut off by someone sent by 'His Majesty'?Gouged out both eyes?
Although Sibuxiang is famous as the mount of Yuanshi Tianzun, the leader of the ancient cult, it is actually just a strange beast without any wisdom.

Just like the farm cattle of the later generations, they are very honest in nature, but anyone can ride them, and they don't know how to protect or choose the master. They obey orders completely by conditioned reflex.

So Jiang Ziya stepped on Sibuxiang, and had to pat the top corner of Sibuxiang's head.

As a result, in an instant, there was a ringing bell on Kunlun Mountain, and a red light went away.

Jiang Ziya almost fell from the sky.

What the hell is the bell ringing loudly?

Afraid that people will not know that Yuanshi Tianzun is here?

There is also a red light, which can be seen from countless distances. If someone chases and kills Jiang Ziya, he may not be able to catch up and lose it.

Because the bell ringing far away from the sky and the earth, and the red light almost penetrating the sky and the earth, are the obvious coordinates.

Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned his teeth. It was really Yuanshi Tianzun's flamboyant style.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also said softly: "This mount is in line with the style of Yuanshi Tianzun."Is it really that crazy to behave so differently from others and not like women? '

Sun Yue also grinned: "If you don't like women, you can attack women sinisterly and viciously, and even created the Taoism of using (women's) excrement and urine to subdue demons. Fear of insanity is not enough to describe;
In the future, the old goods will be left to Lao Sun, otherwise the hands of Lao Sun's Guanyin Bodhisattva will be dirty. '

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva remained calm: Humph!You monkey said that you are addicted. You usually talk to yourself and never forget to take advantage of me.

While the two were talking, they arrived at a mountain near the sea in an instant.

Immediately after Jiang Ziya Sibuxiang fell, a strange cloud suddenly rolled up from the sea.

The strange cloud parted, but another monster appeared, and shouted directly: "But eat a piece of Jiang Shang's meat, and you can prolong your life by 1000 years!"

……

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's pleasant voice said: "I'm going to go!" '

Sun Yue couldn't help shaking his body, and immediately said with a bitter face: "Bodhisattva, you!"Can you stop saying such a sentence, if you suddenly say such a sentence, it will shock people to death! '

The corners of Guanyin Bodhisattva's lips curled up: "I learned from you." '

……

Jiang Ziya was dumbfounded.

The monster stared at Jiang Ziya with an apparently harmless look and said, "Jiang Shang, I want to eat you!"

Finally, Jiang Ziya couldn't help being sober in an instant: "Are you really treating yourself as an idiot?"You monster can eat whatever you want, are you waiting for my permission to say this?Still waiting for my question? '

Jiang Ziya couldn't help but asked blankly: "And then?"

The monster continued to yell, "I want to eat you!"

……

Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help but look at it with strange eyes: "You monkey can see it by yourself, can you blame me for this?"In fact, it is the dragon and leopard down there, whose IQ is only equivalent to that of Sanqing's boy. '

Sun Yue couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, and then, and again, and again.

……

Jiang Ziya was still dumbfounded and said, "And then?"

The monster also continued to widen its violent eyes and said, "Jiang Shang, I want to eat you!"

Finally, Jiang Ziya couldn't help but the muscles on his old face twitched, and he finally realized that the monster in front of him was not intentional, but the IQ of [-] that His Majesty said.

So the shock settled for a while, and he couldn't help but tentatively said curiously: "You want to eat Jiang Shang, but I am Jiang Ziya, but I am not the one you want to eat."

The dragon and leopard monster asked directly: "Aren't you Jiang Shang?"

Jiang Ziya smacked his lips: "I am also Jiang Shang. I have no grievances with you, why do you want to eat me?"

Dragon Leopard Monster: "Then you can't escape today's calamity!"

Jiang Ziya hurriedly raised an old hand: "Wait! Wait a moment, let me take a look first."

Upon hearing this, the dragon and leopard monster obediently stopped and waited.

Jiang Ziya, on the other hand, calmly opened a two-foot flag on his shoulders (1 foot in the Shang Dynasty = 1.695 meters, about 1.7 meters, two feet means three meters four), which is another flag in the hands of Honghuang Yuanshi Tianzun. A magic weapon: the central pentagram apricot yellow flag.

I saw a simple post inside which was written in oracle bone inscriptions on earth: "It's so mysterious to move stones by hand, and it's unparalleled in the world to speak out people's words."The friendship between the dragon and the leopard is really enviable, come to help the master of the Ming Dynasty to help the emperor.

When you are in danger, you can poke the apricot-yellow flag on the ground and ask the other party to reach out and pull it out.

You can tell him: I should eat that evil obstacle in your mouth, it should be inevitable.You just pull up my apricot-yellow flag, and I will eat it with you; if you can't pull it up, you will resent your life. '

After Jiang Ziya finished reading, he couldn't help but inexplicably had an idea in his heart: "Since the master said so, I will plant the apricot-yellow flag on the ground when the Sishui Pass is reached, and say so to the four saints of Jiulong Island." (Sun Yue said, it just happened that the old grandson was pulled out by you!)'

But when the thought fell, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, and his old face twitched involuntarily: "It's still possible to do this?If he lost the Xinghuang Banner magic weapon like this, would that master vomit blood?Anyway, I, Jiang Ziya, am an idiot. '

Of course it wasn't Jiang Ziya's own thought.

……

Sun Yue bared his teeth and grinned again.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also couldn't help smiling: "In the future, in the world of the heavens, whoever meets the two of us will be considered unlucky." '

……

Jiang Ziya was weird for a moment, but then said calmly: "You can't eat me, I'm a celestial being (immortal way has not yet been accomplished), and I can kill you easily."

Finally the monster changed his tune and shouted again: "Shangxian, spare me! Nian Wu doesn't know the mystery of the Shangxian, it's Shen Gongbao who harmed me!"

Jiang Ziya's old eyes moved, and he couldn't help asking curiously: "Do you know Shen Gongbao?"

The dragon and leopard monster shook its head blankly: "I don't know."

Jiang Ziya asked again curiously: "Then how do you say that Shen Gongbao harmed you?"

The dragon and leopard monster said truthfully in a daze: "But there was a person passing by just now, saying that his name was Shen Gongbao, and saying that Jiang Ziya was out of date today, and if he ate a piece of his meat, it would last forever. Therefore, he was foolish for a while, boldly deceived his heart, and offended the gods .

Shangxian, I am a dragon with a beard and a tiger.Since I was born in Shaohao, I have absorbed the aura of heaven and earth, absorbed the essence of yin and yang, and I have become an immortal body.

I don't know the way of immortality, Gao Delong, since ancient times, he has been compassionate and moral. Pity me for thousands of years of hard work. I built a twelve-story building. If I am forgiven for my life, I will be grateful for thousands of years! "

Jiang Ziya couldn't help being silent for a moment, thinking of the previous scene in the East China Sea: "At the time of the East China Sea, it was the pure and moral gentleman who told Na Bai Jian in advance, saying that today and today, he passed by the East China Sea."

Right now, someone came to Beihai ahead of time to speak, and it was also today, and he passed by Beihai himself.

And who told me to go to the East China Sea and the North Sea?Master, you really treat me, Jiang Ziya, as an idiot?Then I, Jiang Ziya, will really be an idiot to show you in the future. '

……

Guanyin Bodhisattva also couldn't help smiling immediately, and said leisurely: "This prehistoric cult leader, Yuanshi Tianzun, is really far behind the Yuanshi Tianzun, the Taoist ancestor of the Three Realms and Sanqing. '

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