Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 271 The old grandson has protected you for thousands of years

Bloody stool?Is it good to be moral?

All the noble kings and Tai monitors couldn't understand, but Zhu Bajie immediately couldn't help hehehehe.

Tang Seng also clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha!"

The Drifting Monk followed suit and said, "Amitabha!"

Tang Seng couldn't help asking: "Wukong, is it true?"

Sun Yue bared his teeth: "Bajie and Brother Sha can also see it."

Zhu Bajie immediately hehehe: "Really, really. My old pig hasn't noticed yet, the stool is bloody, and my old pig and Monk Sha's divine eyes can see it."

Tang Seng raised his hand again: "Amitabha!"

Because King Zhuzi is a bastard, but the real door shows signs of breaking, so from the perspective of the three of them, it is naturally good morality.

And King Zhuzi inside heard it, and immediately he didn't understand it, he was full of joy, cheered up, and responded loudly: "I understand it, I understand it, it is this disease. Please go out and take medicine. "

The so-called disease of losing the group of two birds is just the appearance (illusion) of lovesickness.

Then there is a good product with good morals inside, but it is obviously wrong. Could it be that the noble king eats both men and women?Men and women eat everything, and there are countless harems. Is it possible to love one person?
Of course, the most critical issue is that when he was young, he was able to shoot and kill the son of the Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva with one arrow!
So is the Buddha's mother deliberately touching porcelain?Or is it that the noble king himself is a set with the Buddha's mother?Existed just for this difficulty?

Immediately afterwards, several eunuchs came out, and asked respectfully, "The elder monk said just now that the 'two birds lost their flock' disease, why?"

A eunuch also grabbed Wen.

Sun Yuezi also explained with a smile: "There are thousands of female birds and one male bird. They were all shameless in one place, but they were suddenly scattered by the bad guy, so they are called two birds lost their flock."

You old bastard have countless concubines in the Sangong and Sixth Courtyard, and there are three thousand beauties and eight hundred jiao'e. Will you, an old bastard, get lovesick when you think about the main palace alone?

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sand Monk were all puzzled for a while, the thousands of female birds allude to the countless harem of King Zhuzi, and the one male bird is naturally King Zhuzi.

He was suddenly frightened away by the villains, and the villains behind him were of course the Buddha of the Western Heaven, the Mother of the Buddha, and the Taoist Sanqing Taoist of the Heavenly Court.

All the eunuchs couldn't help being dumbfounded when they heard this, and then cheered in unison: "What a monk! What a doctor!"

Zhu Bajie: "Hehehehe, hehehehe."

Tang Monk: "Amitabha!"

Drifting widened his eyes.

……

It was night soon.

This time, even Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie didn't feel sleepy, and the three of them could not help but gather around Sun Yue, ready to see how Sun Yue prepared the medicine for King Zhu Zi to treat his illness.

Zhu Bajie hehehehe, couldn't help being excited: "Brother Monkey, how do you make medicine? My old pig didn't realize that you are actually a doctor, Brother Monkey."

Sun Yue also ordered directly: "Junior Brother Sha, go and fetch two catties of golden juice."

Since passing Zhu Ziguo, the old man is looking for medical treatment, no matter if it is a Buddhist from the Western Paradise, or someone from the Taoist ancestor Sanqing, he is idle anyway, this time he might as well let him taste his excrement and urine again.

Not wanting Drifting to hear it, he immediately stared with big eyes puzzled and asked, "Brother, what is golden juice?"

Zhu Bajie immediately hehehehe: "I know this as an old pig. Golden juice is human excrement. It tastes bitter but is cold in nature and non-toxic. Its effect is to clear away heat and detoxify, cool blood and eliminate spots, and has an excellent heat-clearing effect;

Hehehehe, otherwise, Brother Hou, master, why do you think that the Taoist gods in the sky and the Buddhas in the Western Paradise like to eat people?Because even that human feces can be said to be a treasure;
My old pig doesn't understand why Yuanshi Tianzun and Lao Tzu in the prehistoric world teach his disciples to use women's excrement and urine as Taoism to subdue demons? "

Sun Yue couldn't help but stare and said: "Bajie! (Help your mouth!)"

Zhu Bajie quickly remembered, and covered his pig's mouth, he couldn't easily talk about Honghuang, otherwise he was afraid that he would be handed over by Bi Mawen, an unlucky monkey.

Tang Seng immediately couldn't help but raised his hand and said: "Amitabha! Wukong, I'm afraid I have to do this."

Sun Yue also had no choice but to wave his hand and said: "Master, although you have eaten that ginseng fruit, you can say that you have become an immortal body at this time, but it is still a human body after all, so only the master can come."

Then Sun Yue ordered Monk Drifting again: "Junior Brother Sha, go and scrape some pot ashes back. This pot of ashes is also known as Baicao Shuang, which can cure all human diseases. You are really gods in the sky, and you don't know the diseases of ordinary people."

Drifting's big eyeballs moved: "Okay, I'll go get the pot ash."

Zhu Bajie hehehe hummed: "You said it as if you were a human, Brother Monkey. Aren't you also a monkey from birth? Then you get sick from mortal diseases. What kind of herbal cream do you study, and what do you do to adjust mortals' diseases?

Don't you know that even if the mortal king offends the Bodhisattva of the Western Paradise, the Buddha will personally send a monster to push him into the well and drown him, and then let the land be dry all year round, no grass will grow, and the people will starve to death;
Even if the Tang emperor of Shangguo killed a dragon that day, he also made him go on a seven-day tour of the underworld;
These dragon gods belong to the Taoist heavenly court, if they dare to disrespect the dragon gods under the Taoist heavenly court, even the emperor of his heavenly kingdom will have to go to hell to frighten him;
Dare to be disrespectful to the Taoist gods, how many people will die in a plague, otherwise, brother monkey, why do you think that every time there is a plague in the world, no one of the Taoist gods appears to save him?

It's not that it can't be saved, but that the plague was originally spread by the gods in the sky, but it was just to punish the disrespect of the Taoist gods in the world, or it would cause him a severe drought and disaster.

Otherwise, brother monkey, which god have you ever seen, who appeared to save the suffering in the world?
Brother Monkey, do you really think that the master said that Wei Zheng, a mortal, could kill a dragon god and dragon king?
That's just the Porcelain you mentioned, brother monkey, just to frame up, let the Tang emperor go down to the underworld to scare him, just like you stole peaches back then;
Hehehehe, it's not Brother Monkey who wants to steal peaches, but those gods tell Brother Monkey to steal peaches.It was not that Wei Zheng beheaded the Dragon King, but the gods asked him to behead the Dragon King, and then took the opportunity to let the Tang Emperor enter the underworld.

It’s not that I’m talking about you, Brother Monkey, you’re on the side of the mortals, you’re the researcher of Baicao Shuang, who studies the healing of mortals, but you’re fighting against the gods of the heavenly Taoist school and the Buddhism of the West Heaven Lingshan, so you’re not afraid of being crushed again. 500 years. "

Tang Seng went to shit.

Drifting went to scrape the pot ashes.

I didn't want Zhu Bajie to be so drunk that everyone woke me up, and he said something that surprised Sun Yue, but couldn't help but his eyes flashed when he heard it.

Immediately afterwards, he also said: "Bajie! If you can say these words today, as long as you don't eat those mortals in the future, then you will be Lao Sun's brother, and Lao Sun will protect you for thousands of years;
And don't slander the immortals and Buddhas in the sky. My Buddha is still compassionate. The Taoist gods and the Taoist ancestors of the Sanqing are also compassionate. Which plague in the world did not appear to save them? .

When you arrive in the Western Paradise, Old Sun will help you fight for a Buddha position, brother, so that you can become a Buddha too.Let's stop talking nonsense, be careful that the walls have ears, and go pick up some of Junior Brother Long's horse urine. "

Zhu Bajie couldn't help trembling for a moment, but he said something sober in a daze, and he was really sober after hearing what Sun Yue said.

But he didn't dare to say any more, he hummed and turned his head to catch Xiao Bailong's urine.

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