God's Summoner
Chapter 1210 Sister Chang'e! ! !
Chapter 1210 Sister Chang'e! ! !
All life is suffering!
Such a terrifying Tathagata, such a terrifying logic!
Thinking of this, Ji Kao couldn't help laughing bitterly.
Nima, when Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun were still calculating the human race and wanted to completely control the human race as pawns, the Tathagata Buddha already counted everyone, even all creatures, thousands of years ago .
In comparison, the IQs of the Taoist sages are really not enough!
Of course, the meaning of Ji Kao's words is not to belittle the saints of Taoism.
However, Tathagata Buddha, as the No.1 of Buddhism, has the same status as Hongjun Daozu, and it is normal to surpass Yuanshi Tianzun and them in IQ.
However, Ji Kao is not worried about this now.
What he was worried about was... himself! ! !
Stronger than Amitabha, stronger than the leader of Tongtian, stronger than the incomparably prosperous Taoism and Buddhism, they have all been calculated by the Tathagata Buddha into the overall situation of "every life is suffering".
Based on such calculations, it may not be long before the end of the Dharma era will come. When the time comes, the world will be in chaos, and the saints from all sides will attack one after another. No matter how powerful their own state of Qin is, it will be involved in the flames of war.
At that time, all people will die, and all living beings will be destroyed.
Even if he has a system, he still just dies early and dies late! ! !
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"
While Ji Kao was worried, Zhutou Bajie gently stretched out his fat fingers and poked Ji Kao.
"Well, what's the matter?"
Looking at the silly fat pig, Ji Kao withdrew his mind and asked.
Fat Pig smiled foolishly, and said worriedly: "Your Majesty, your expression now is the same as that of the Buddha thousands of years ago. My old pig is afraid that you won't think about it, so... ran to commit suicide too!"
Ji Kao laughed bitterly when he heard the words, and laughed at himself: "Sometimes, maybe suicide is also a kind of relief! It's like the Tathagata Buddha, he committed suicide, and it's all over. Now it's a mess left behind, which makes us exhausted!"
"what!"
Bajie waved his hand, and with a swipe of his fat hand, a dozen sour fruits fell into his hand, and after stuffing them into his bloody mouth, the guy ate and said vaguely.
"Oh, Your Majesty! Buddha, Bodhisattva, these people who are approaching the culmination of their practice are the most boring, and they don't explain anything to us. It's just that if you keep thinking about what they said and what they did, what is the purpose of what they do? , then you will be confused!"
Hearing this, Ji Kao glanced at the pig's head, and suddenly felt that what this philosophical pig said was quite reasonable, so he picked a few fruits, sat on the ground with Bajie, and said, "Pig, tell me your opinion!"
Zhu Tou smiled, touched his chubby belly, and said sarcastically: "There is nothing in the world, and nothing is disturbing. Your Majesty, if you don't care about everything, don't you worry about not being able to live happily?
Just like my old pig, when Brother Hou was suppressed and his master was exiled, wouldn't my old pig still eat beef and phoenix?
So, whether you live happily or not depends entirely on yourself.The current situation is all chosen by oneself.In this way, if you choose to worry yourself, Your Majesty, no one can help you! "
The meaning of Zhutou is very simple, that is, it is too happy to be happy, and it is also too bad to be unhappy.
Seeing the pig's head eating sour fruit as if it were dragon meat, Ji Kao suddenly smiled, and his mood suddenly improved. He couldn't help taking out a few bottles of good wine from the storage bag, and threw a bottle to Bajie .
Bajie was immediately happy when he saw this, and looked at Ji Kao's storage bag with treacherous eyes, knowing that there were still good things in it, he couldn't help but speak harder.
"Just like now, Your Majesty, you must be worrying about the situation in the world. But, Your Majesty, you need to know, if you become strong, make them afraid, or even make them afraid, then what else do you need to worry about?"
"It's like the old man of Tongtian Sect Master. How arrogant he is on weekdays. He always judges people with his nostrils. But look, Your Majesty, isn't he coming to our Qin country now to help us beat Amitabha?"
"Let's talk about my monkey brother. Back then, Heavenly Court and Buddhist sects were fighting for him. Everyone wanted to kneel down and lick my monkey brother's shoes. Why? It's not because my monkey brother is so good!"
"It's the same reason! As long as we are good, we don't have to worry about everything!"
Looking at the pig's head with a sour fruit in his hand, pointing the country here, Ji Kao was suddenly taken aback, and thought to himself, why does this philosophical pig look like a treacherous and cunning military adviser?
"Hey, my old pig is also an old pig who has lived for a thousand years..." Xu Shi saw Ji Kao's doubts, and the pig's head sighed quite literary, and said: "In life, there must be a living head , My old pig just wants to live a more comfortable life, if not, I would not have chosen to board this thief ship of your Majesty back then!"
Ji Kao was amused by the pig again, raised his fist and hammered his chest with a smile, and said with a smile: "If I have your kindness, I would be happy!"
The pig's head smiled familiarly, stretched out its big hand like a cattail leaf fan, rolled its peach blossom eyes, and while Ji Kao was laughing, passed all the wine from Ji Kao's side, and then said: "Your Majesty , now that you have become the Supreme Emperor of Human Beings, Buddhism and Taoism will inevitably win over you in the future. However, before that, you must show your absolute strength, otherwise those guys who see people as inferior will not give it to you. Look at your face!"
Ji Kao nodded, feeling completely happy.
He looked up at the sky and found that the sun was about to rise, so he thought that he would go back to the palace to summon a wave of generals while he was in a good mood.
Thinking of this, Ji Kao stood up, patted the fallen leaves on his body, and then called Zhutou back to the palace.
However, after Zhutou got up, his face showed embarrassment, and he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty, Brother Hou and Master, what are you going to do?"
When Ji Kao heard this, his body paused slightly.
According to what Sunshine Bodhisattva said earlier, Brother Monkey should have gone to... Heavenly Court! ! !
But where is heaven?
Thinking of this, Ji Kao turned his head and asked, "Pig, do you still remember how you went to heaven?"
"Heaven... Heavenly Court?"
Zhutou asked in surprise, then shook his head, and muttered: "My old pig was beaten down to the mortal world and cast into a pig's womb, but he never went to the Heavenly Court again. Later, I heard that Emperor Fuxi made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Court. The three swords smashed the Heavenly Court. Since then, my old pig has never heard from the Heavenly Court..."
When talking about this, the old pig suddenly seemed to think of something, and suddenly the peach blossom eyes were happy, and there were little stars in it, and he said shyly: "However, my old pig has acquaintances in the heaven. Chang'e, Chang'e Your Majesty, do you know? Her palace is quite far away from the Heavenly Court, so it should not have been affected back then.
Your Majesty, you have great powers. If you...if you find Sister Chang'e, you may be able to find the way to Heaven! ! ! "
Chang'e?
Ji Kao read the name, and several summoning cards of China's TOP50 beauties appeared in his mind.
ps: Chang'e is flying to the moon, please ask for the second line?
Liu Xiazhi: Ji Kao seeks the sun! ! !
(End of this chapter)
All life is suffering!
Such a terrifying Tathagata, such a terrifying logic!
Thinking of this, Ji Kao couldn't help laughing bitterly.
Nima, when Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun were still calculating the human race and wanted to completely control the human race as pawns, the Tathagata Buddha already counted everyone, even all creatures, thousands of years ago .
In comparison, the IQs of the Taoist sages are really not enough!
Of course, the meaning of Ji Kao's words is not to belittle the saints of Taoism.
However, Tathagata Buddha, as the No.1 of Buddhism, has the same status as Hongjun Daozu, and it is normal to surpass Yuanshi Tianzun and them in IQ.
However, Ji Kao is not worried about this now.
What he was worried about was... himself! ! !
Stronger than Amitabha, stronger than the leader of Tongtian, stronger than the incomparably prosperous Taoism and Buddhism, they have all been calculated by the Tathagata Buddha into the overall situation of "every life is suffering".
Based on such calculations, it may not be long before the end of the Dharma era will come. When the time comes, the world will be in chaos, and the saints from all sides will attack one after another. No matter how powerful their own state of Qin is, it will be involved in the flames of war.
At that time, all people will die, and all living beings will be destroyed.
Even if he has a system, he still just dies early and dies late! ! !
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"
While Ji Kao was worried, Zhutou Bajie gently stretched out his fat fingers and poked Ji Kao.
"Well, what's the matter?"
Looking at the silly fat pig, Ji Kao withdrew his mind and asked.
Fat Pig smiled foolishly, and said worriedly: "Your Majesty, your expression now is the same as that of the Buddha thousands of years ago. My old pig is afraid that you won't think about it, so... ran to commit suicide too!"
Ji Kao laughed bitterly when he heard the words, and laughed at himself: "Sometimes, maybe suicide is also a kind of relief! It's like the Tathagata Buddha, he committed suicide, and it's all over. Now it's a mess left behind, which makes us exhausted!"
"what!"
Bajie waved his hand, and with a swipe of his fat hand, a dozen sour fruits fell into his hand, and after stuffing them into his bloody mouth, the guy ate and said vaguely.
"Oh, Your Majesty! Buddha, Bodhisattva, these people who are approaching the culmination of their practice are the most boring, and they don't explain anything to us. It's just that if you keep thinking about what they said and what they did, what is the purpose of what they do? , then you will be confused!"
Hearing this, Ji Kao glanced at the pig's head, and suddenly felt that what this philosophical pig said was quite reasonable, so he picked a few fruits, sat on the ground with Bajie, and said, "Pig, tell me your opinion!"
Zhu Tou smiled, touched his chubby belly, and said sarcastically: "There is nothing in the world, and nothing is disturbing. Your Majesty, if you don't care about everything, don't you worry about not being able to live happily?
Just like my old pig, when Brother Hou was suppressed and his master was exiled, wouldn't my old pig still eat beef and phoenix?
So, whether you live happily or not depends entirely on yourself.The current situation is all chosen by oneself.In this way, if you choose to worry yourself, Your Majesty, no one can help you! "
The meaning of Zhutou is very simple, that is, it is too happy to be happy, and it is also too bad to be unhappy.
Seeing the pig's head eating sour fruit as if it were dragon meat, Ji Kao suddenly smiled, and his mood suddenly improved. He couldn't help taking out a few bottles of good wine from the storage bag, and threw a bottle to Bajie .
Bajie was immediately happy when he saw this, and looked at Ji Kao's storage bag with treacherous eyes, knowing that there were still good things in it, he couldn't help but speak harder.
"Just like now, Your Majesty, you must be worrying about the situation in the world. But, Your Majesty, you need to know, if you become strong, make them afraid, or even make them afraid, then what else do you need to worry about?"
"It's like the old man of Tongtian Sect Master. How arrogant he is on weekdays. He always judges people with his nostrils. But look, Your Majesty, isn't he coming to our Qin country now to help us beat Amitabha?"
"Let's talk about my monkey brother. Back then, Heavenly Court and Buddhist sects were fighting for him. Everyone wanted to kneel down and lick my monkey brother's shoes. Why? It's not because my monkey brother is so good!"
"It's the same reason! As long as we are good, we don't have to worry about everything!"
Looking at the pig's head with a sour fruit in his hand, pointing the country here, Ji Kao was suddenly taken aback, and thought to himself, why does this philosophical pig look like a treacherous and cunning military adviser?
"Hey, my old pig is also an old pig who has lived for a thousand years..." Xu Shi saw Ji Kao's doubts, and the pig's head sighed quite literary, and said: "In life, there must be a living head , My old pig just wants to live a more comfortable life, if not, I would not have chosen to board this thief ship of your Majesty back then!"
Ji Kao was amused by the pig again, raised his fist and hammered his chest with a smile, and said with a smile: "If I have your kindness, I would be happy!"
The pig's head smiled familiarly, stretched out its big hand like a cattail leaf fan, rolled its peach blossom eyes, and while Ji Kao was laughing, passed all the wine from Ji Kao's side, and then said: "Your Majesty , now that you have become the Supreme Emperor of Human Beings, Buddhism and Taoism will inevitably win over you in the future. However, before that, you must show your absolute strength, otherwise those guys who see people as inferior will not give it to you. Look at your face!"
Ji Kao nodded, feeling completely happy.
He looked up at the sky and found that the sun was about to rise, so he thought that he would go back to the palace to summon a wave of generals while he was in a good mood.
Thinking of this, Ji Kao stood up, patted the fallen leaves on his body, and then called Zhutou back to the palace.
However, after Zhutou got up, his face showed embarrassment, and he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty, Brother Hou and Master, what are you going to do?"
When Ji Kao heard this, his body paused slightly.
According to what Sunshine Bodhisattva said earlier, Brother Monkey should have gone to... Heavenly Court! ! !
But where is heaven?
Thinking of this, Ji Kao turned his head and asked, "Pig, do you still remember how you went to heaven?"
"Heaven... Heavenly Court?"
Zhutou asked in surprise, then shook his head, and muttered: "My old pig was beaten down to the mortal world and cast into a pig's womb, but he never went to the Heavenly Court again. Later, I heard that Emperor Fuxi made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Court. The three swords smashed the Heavenly Court. Since then, my old pig has never heard from the Heavenly Court..."
When talking about this, the old pig suddenly seemed to think of something, and suddenly the peach blossom eyes were happy, and there were little stars in it, and he said shyly: "However, my old pig has acquaintances in the heaven. Chang'e, Chang'e Your Majesty, do you know? Her palace is quite far away from the Heavenly Court, so it should not have been affected back then.
Your Majesty, you have great powers. If you...if you find Sister Chang'e, you may be able to find the way to Heaven! ! ! "
Chang'e?
Ji Kao read the name, and several summoning cards of China's TOP50 beauties appeared in his mind.
ps: Chang'e is flying to the moon, please ask for the second line?
Liu Xiazhi: Ji Kao seeks the sun! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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