God's Summoner

Chapter 134 Brothers, Follow Me to Hang and Beat the Thief
"Brother Liu, tell me, you like me, right? You don't think I'm fat, do you?"

The fairy aunt on the left is as majestic and mighty as Elai back then, holding Liu Xiazhi's neck at this time, sobbing and asking.

"Sister Guan Yue, you know, I have never lied to you. Everything I say is true, if you doubt me..." Liu Xiazhi sighed heavily, with a sad expression on his face.

"No, I didn't doubt you. Brother Liu, I believe everything you say."

At this time, the fairy aunt on the right who looked like Lei Zhenzi hugged even tighter, and almost strangled Liu Xiazhi to death, "Brother Liu, you said that you like the smell of me, and you said it will fascinate you , can make you fall asleep beautifully, right? Are you lying to me?"

"When I was young, my family was poor, and when I was about to starve to death, I was rescued by a fairy. The smell on her body was exactly the same as the smell on you. For so many years, I have always missed it, and I can only recollect it from you. Take that smell." Liu Xiazhi patted her on the shoulder, comforting her softly.

"Then Brother Liu, which one of us do you like more?"

"Qi Yue, it makes me very sad that you ask such a question, are you doubting my feelings for you?"

"Brother Liu, I don't think so, but I know that you like me better."

"Brother Liu, so you don't like me as much as she does?" said shamelessly.

"Guai Yue, you hurt me, and you just laughed it off. Sigh, I, Liu Xiazhi, have never lied in this life, you... you actually... oh!"

"Brother Liu, I don't mean that. I just...just want to know, who do you like more?"

"Yes, Brother Liu, tell this bitch that you like me the most."

Nima!

Ji Kao in the distance is happy, as a lover of the 21st century, with his eyes closed, he can even think of what Liu Xiazhi is going to say next.

really……

"If...if I have two hearts, I will give each of you one. If there are two people, I will give each of you one. If one person can have two loves... I hope, superimposed on you .Hey, I can't tell which one of you I like more? Because, I give you the same amount. Oh, maybe I'm too greedy. But, I'm really attracted to you. I I'm sorry for you, and I don't deserve your deep and sincere love."

After finishing speaking, Liu Xiazhi turned around and left.

"Brother Liu, don't go, I was wrong, I will never ask this question again."

"Brother Liu, I would like to share your love with others. Please don't go, I beg you."

"The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are united, so that you dare to break with the king."

"Ask what love is in the world, and directly teach life and death."

……

Liu Xiazhi still left after all, taking two storage rings and two aprons along the way.

However, after he went out, he quickly breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and wiped the sweat from his forehead, obviously not very relaxed.

Immediately, he raised his head, looked into the distance, and began to count.

"One, two... 29! My mother, I'm going to kill my young master tonight."

When he was talking about this, Liu Xiazhi smiled and said to himself: "After stealing this ticket, I have accumulated a thousand bellybands. Hehe, I will go to Donglu and see my brother when the time comes. This bullshit is enough for me to brag about for a year. It’s just, alas, it’s too hard, grandma’s breastplate is cracked by me.”

After all, he was about to get up again and go to the next target boudoir.

Ji Kao in the distance couldn't bear it any longer. If he continued like this, he would probably die laughing, and Liu Xiazhi would also be smashed to death by a group of fairy aunts with their "little fists".

Therefore, Ji Kao made a move, ready to activate Liu Xiazhi's secret.

……

Liu Xiazhi is still advancing cautiously, after all this is the base camp of the Liu family.

As one of the three major mine owners under Bei Bohou's command, the Liu family naturally has his background. There are many monks in the sect, and there are even a few old monsters. main idea.

At this time, Liu Xiazhi took another fancy boudoir, took out a small notebook and searched carefully, wanting to see which fairy aunt was in this boudoir, at the same time, a super nonsense voice sounded.

"Oh, my God, there's a fire, there's a fire. Someone set fire, someone set fire!"

This broken gong-like voice came from far away in the silent night, and immediately attracted a group of monks.

They knew that it was impossible for their Liu family compound to catch fire inexplicably, someone must have sneaked in.

With the shout, Liu Xiazhi was stupefied and looked around, unable to react at all.

At the same time, Ji Kao knocked down a monk with a slap in the face, and changed into the Ninety-Five Supreme Dragon Robe, which has become the appearance of a Liu family monk. .Oh, I am stupid, he went to the backyard of the ladies."

Flower thief?
Pirates?

Many monks were furious at once, those who struck the gong and those who struck the bell, all the monks of the Liu family were alarmed.

At this moment, Liu Xiazhi was a little bit pained, with black lines on his face, and thought to himself: Is there someone else sneaking in?Is it a colleague?I'm stupid, bastard, I'm not capable of stealing any women, and I'm exposed.

"Ah, my leg. Brothers, the person who comes here has a high level of cultivation, let's go together. Yes, it's the one in the sky blue dress, hiding under Miss Thirteen's boudoir."

This voice report is simply amazing, a hundred times more accurate than the report in cf.

Immediately, the Liu family rushed over.

Some of them were charging while making tactic with both hands, some were holding up magical weapons and screaming, and some even sacrificed beasts and charged directly towards Liu Xiazhi.

Liu Xiazhi's egg shattered, and he could not stop cursing in his heart.

"Which heartless bastard did this? Damn it, it's a scam."

After saying that, he immediately knocked out a rushing monk, and changed into a green Taoist robe.

Unexpectedly, just after changing, the voice rang again: "Ah, my face. Be careful, everyone, that prostitute has changed his clothes. Yes, the one in the green clothes over there is him, let's go together. "

Hearing this, Liu Xiazhi hurriedly took off his clothes, revealing the undershirt he was wearing next to his body, then pulled a piece of bellyband, covered his face, and said in his heart, "Hmph, shout again?"

At the same time, Ji Kao shouted again: "Ah, my stomach. Brothers, the guy with the short hair in front is a prostitute, everyone surround him and hang him!"

Liu Xiazhi was speechless, his teeth were itching and his whole body was shaking with anger, he quickly untied his braids, let out his long hair, and roared in his heart, "I'm fucking you, now you roar again?"

Ji Kao really didn't yell anymore, and Liu Xiazhi was a master of speed, he immediately stretched out his body, blended into the crowd, and soon reached the edge of the wall, ready to escape.

But at this moment, Ji Kao shouted again: "Hey, brother, why are you still here? Go quickly, there is a side door not far ahead. You go first, and I will be in the rear. Brother, you go out first, after you go out Please tell my friends and family that I did not disgrace them, did not surrender to evil forces, please remember my name, my name is... Red Scarf!"

While yelling, Ji Kao's body couldn't help shaking, and he was already convulsed with laughter.

(End of this chapter)