God's Summoner

Chapter 881

Want to cry but have no tears...

At this moment, Ji Kao could not wait to go out with a knife and kill the barking wild dogs and hens outside the door.

Nima, it was because the dog chased the chicken outside the door that distracted Ji Kao all of a sudden, which led to the duck... Bah, the Ruyi Qiankun bag that I got, fell into the hands of Xiaotian and Bald Crane.

These two bastards have disappeared since they went to Donghai.

And based on Ji Kao's understanding of these two bastards, he has already guessed that these two bastards, under the banner of going to the East China Sea to find the whereabouts of Huaguo Mountain, might have a horse outside and live a chic and happy life. life.

"Where is the law of heaven? Where is justice? I am a mother, I am playing all day, and I still have the chance to get such a treasure. What the hell, my emotional life is not as good as a dog..." Ji Kao cried sadly, with a look of lovelessness.

He knew that Shagou Roaring Sky was the boring type of player, and Bald Haired Crane was the kind of cheap player who fooled people without paying for their lives and was greedy for money. If the wishful universe bag was in the hands of these two boys, then Absolutely can't get it out.

At this moment, Ji Kao can even imagine that one day in the future, when he is forced to ask two bastards howling, the silly dog ​​will look at him with a stupid and cute expression, and bite his finger weakly. asked:

"Brother Ji, what is a Qiankun bag? Can you tell me?"

And in order to match the innocence of the silly dog, the bald crane will definitely go up and kick the sky, and then speak in a pointing tone: "You silly dog, why do you think about everything? Qiankun bag, that's for food Things. Grandpa He has always wanted to eat, but has never had the chance!"

"Hey, this is really a fucking meat bun. There is no return! System, no, Brother System, can someone else accept it?"

The system interrupted Ji Kao's dream without hesitation, and refused: "The reward has been arranged and cannot be taken back!"

"Depend on!"

Ji Kao's face twitched, he was really speechless...

However, he is also a simple temper, since the reward was given to the two bastards, Xiaotian and Bald-haired Crane, so he gave it.Maybe in the dark, two bastards may be able to create some miracles by relying on these two treasures.

The reason why Ji Kao thinks this way is because Xiaotian and Bald-haired Crane are both 100% loyal, and they will never betray.

If not, even if the bald crane's loyalty reaches 99, after getting the wishful universe bag, this guy's greed will prompt it to sneak back to Qin, and then empty out all the spirit stones in Qin's treasury.

While thinking, suddenly someone knocked on the door.

The sound of knocking on the door was a bit urgent, which displeased Ji Kao a little. He opened his eyes and shouted slightly majesticly: "What's the matter?"

After a long while of silence outside the door, Yang Jian's voice suddenly sounded: "Your Majesty, Commander Youhun Guan Dou Rong is here to invite you!!!"

Dou Rong?

When Ji Kao heard this, he suddenly laughed.

Dou Rong is No. 1 in the defense of the Conferred God, and the huge wandering soul is locked under his defense, resisting Jiang Wenhuan's millions of troops for more than ten years.With such a method, if you really don't know that you have entered the Wandering Soul Pass, it will be a bit of a waste of reputation.

Amidst the laughter, Ji Kao stood up, with a hypocritical smile on his cheeks, and then said loudly: "Since General Dou has invited me, how can I not go? All generals, go, follow me to the banquet!"

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East China Sea, deep!
The sea area is boundless, the sky is clear, and the East China Sea right now, although all the staff are preparing for battle, it still does not affect the beautiful and beautiful scenery of the East China Sea.

But at this time, this beautiful scene was broken by a shrill laugh.

"Hey Hey!"

This laughter, like the voice of a male duck, is even more indescribably arrogant, echoing in all directions.

"Your sister's, your Grandma He's, the sea monsters are amazing? As soon as Grandpa He came out, he rubbed his back and tricked these sea monsters into dumb geese one by one! Silly dog, don't you think so? "

During the words, a hairless chick appeared in the air, with a hairless whole body, only a few stray hairs on its buttocks, with a high-spirited expression, full of arrogance, like the only one in the world.

This chicken... a bald crane!

At this moment, in the middle of the words, there was an astonishing aura on the bald crane, making it look very extraordinary.

"Ow!"

Xiaotian raised his head and roared, rolled his eyes, and didn't look at the bald crane at all.

Just now, their two old partners joined forces to deceive a group of sea monsters on an isolated island in the East China Sea, and harvested a lot of spirit stones.It was supposed to be a light lie, and walked lightly, but the bald crane was so proud that he showed his feet carelessly, and attracted a group of sea monsters to chase after him.

"What the hell? Your sister is clearly a stupid dog, but she insists on barking like a wolf. Hey, grandma He, why are you staring at Grandpa He? Have you ever seen such a handsome Grandpa He?"

The bald crane flew out, very dissatisfied with Xiaotian's gaze, his eyes showed sharp lights, just when he was about to raise his paws to slap Xiaotian's head, but saw Xiaotian showing a mouthful of sharp canine teeth, he immediately backed off in fright, and turned his wings Drooping on Xiaotian's body.

"Dog, Grandpa He did it on purpose just now! You must know that if we two brothers want to become famous in the East China Sea, we must let them know that our 'Alliance of Worrying Women' is definitely not a bragging, it can definitely make people hard to guard against !"

"Alliance of Worried Women?"

How stupid is Xiaotian? The bald crane immediately changed the topic, and asked suspiciously: "Thief Crane, weren't we still 'Hei Hei Shuang Sha' yesterday? Why did we change it again today! Besides, why did we call 'Alliance of Worried Women'?"

The bald crane stared, and roared: "Your sister, you are so stupid! Look, look, look at how handsome I am, Grandpa He, and how handsome you are, silly dog. There are few beautiful things in this world like ours. As soon as a man appears in the rivers and lakes, does it make thousands of women obsessed, and then go crazy, and even want to gang up and kiss you and my brother?"

Xiaotian tugged on his underwear, nodded and said, "Well, it makes sense, it makes sense!"

The silly dog's expression made the bald-haired crane completely stunned and howled.

"Dog, think about it, those women covet the beautiful bodies of you and me, are jealous of your appearance, and want to kiss you and me. But, Grandpa He, what kind of person are you and silly dog?" How can ordinary women get close?

Therefore, countless women in the world, hate, worry, wash their faces with tears every day.That's why our group is called...the League of Worried Women. "

Silly Dog Roaring Sky was stunned for a moment, nodded after a while, tugged his underwear again, and said thoughtfully: "Well, it makes sense!"

After finishing speaking, the silly dog ​​looked at the sky at 45 degrees, and the strong wind from the East China Sea blew its underwear rattling.

"Hey, looking back at Lord Dog's life, there is only one word 'handsome' running through him. It's really lonely, empty, and cold!"

The bald crane saw the stupid dog's pretentious posture and was about to step forward to compete, but suddenly stopped, and green light appeared in its eyes.

"Silly dog, Grandpa He seems to smell a treasure!"

　ps: In terms of pretentiousness, I can only rank third in the world. The first is unprecedented, and the second is unprecedented.But when it comes to being handsome, I'm at the bottom of the list.Because, the brothers who voted, His Majesty who subscribed, are more handsome than me!Wahahahahahaha!Come on, ask for votes on Monday!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)