The strongest demon king in the history of Journey to the West
Chapter 222 3 The Weird Smell of the Holy Water
Chapter 222 Sanqing holy water has a strange taste, whoever enters the Westward Journey will be unlucky (please subscribe for support.)
At the same time, Sun Yue couldn't help being stunned for a moment when Drifting sprinkled half of the vat in front of him, and then grinned, just to make sense of it, Drifting, a slut, really sprinkled half of the vat?
Zhu Bajie is no matter how big the pot is, so just sprinkle as much as possible.
Immediately afterwards, Sun Yue didn't say much, and told the two of them to sit down again, and said in a misty voice: "The little fairy outside, come in and receive the holy water."
Zhu Bajie didn't feel anything.
But Sand Monk couldn't help but grinned fiercely to himself, it was great to follow the Great Sage, not only did the Sanqing Taoist ancestor Taishang Laojun not dare to say a word, he could only be blinded in vain.
Similarly, the Dongfang Qingdi could only bear it, and now he is giving three "great immortals" piss as holy water. Obviously, the three great immortals are not real immortals, but they are all monsters transformed into Taoism .
Because of such an IQ, only monsters are so easy to be fooled.
As for why the Taoist ancestors of Sanqing and Tathagata Buddha wanted to cut off the way of human beings to seek immortality and longevity?It is precisely because that human wisdom is so terrifying that even the immortals and Buddhas in the sky are incomparable.
As a result, the Taoist cultivating method handed down by the ancestors of Sanqing Dao in the southern and eastern lands is to use the poison of mercury and lead to make alchemy to cultivate immortals. I don't know how many years have passed, except for the relationship between heaven and earth, no Taoist priest has cultivated into immortals at all.
Apparently, the three Taoist priests of the monster clan are just under the Taoism of the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing who he worshiped after he became a demon fairy, but they were arranged by the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing to die on the way to learn the scriptures?
Drifting remained calm and couldn't help a flash of inspiration in his heart, as if he saw some cause and effect, if it was the boy and mount of the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing, he would definitely come to rescue him at the last moment.
But the three Taoist priests at the moment have never heard that there are three people who are so close to the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing. They are afraid that they were arranged to come to die, and they will not come to rescue at the last moment.
However, the Great Sage didn't seem to intend to kill the three little monsters.
As a result, just as the sand monk was thinking, a group of Taoist priests, big and small, pushed away the grid, first respectfully kowtowed and thanked, and then hurriedly lifted the vat out, and carefully took out the bottle and basin together.
The three great immortals formed a spiritual formation.
Immortal Huli couldn't help but waved his hands excitedly: "Apprentices, take a bell and taste it!"
Immediately, a little Taoist priest took a tea clock and handed it to Immortal Huli, and all the bulls and hooves couldn't help but look at it eagerly.
Immortal Hu Li directly scooped out a cup from the jar, drank it without hesitation, and couldn't help smacking his lips with his eyes shining.
Immortal Lu Li immediately asked eagerly: "Brother, is it delicious?"
But Immortal Huli smacked his lips slightly to savor the taste, but pouted his mouth and said: "It's not very delicious, it tastes like a hearty beast, and there is not much spiritual energy."
Immortal Yang Li couldn't help but change his expression immediately and said: "Wait for me to taste it."
After speaking, he took a sip from the basin, and he couldn't help but smacked his lips and said, "It seems to smell like pig urine."
Great Immortal Lu Li frowned: "How do you know it's the anger of pig urine?"
Immortal Yang Li recalled: "When I was not fully enlightened and intelligent, I remembered drinking the urine of a wild boar when I was thirsty, so I remembered the smell of pig urine. It should be the anger of pig urine, but There is also some spiritual energy in it."
Finally, Immortal Lu Li couldn't help but said, "I'll try it too."
So he took a sip from the jar and smacked his lips.
Then he continued to take a sip of what was in the basin calmly, and smacked his lips with the same twinkle in his eyes.
The last thing I did was to taste the bottle, and my eyes lit up instantly, and said: "This bottle has the most intense aura! It can't contain the fine liquid! This should be real holy water, but I don't know why there is much less aura in the basin. , and some pig urine anger."
Immortal Hu Li also immediately brightened his eyes and said: "I think the one in this bottle is reserved for the three of us. There are a lot of vats in this basin, which should be for the disciples, and there is less aura!"
As he said that, he quickly took a sip of the holy water in the bottle, and his eyes lit up again in an instant.
Immortal Yang Li also couldn't help but waited for a sip, and immediately couldn't help but said: "This time it's right! This bottle is the holy water for the three of us to drink! Give the disciples what is in the basin of this jar."
Great Immortal Lu Li anxiously said: "Don't drink it all up, let me share it among the three of you. Apprentices! This is in the vat, take it away and divide it up, don't make a fuss about it!"
So soon.
The three of them only shared half a bowl, and they couldn't help but smack their lips together as if they were drinking a rare wine.
Immortal Huli's eyes brightened: "It's so cool!"
Immortal Lu Li also praised: "It's cool!"
Immortal Yang Li's eyes were also shining brightly: "Although this is not as good as the flat peaches at the flat peach festival, it is still good. Unfortunately, the three of us can only share this."
Inside the Sanqingguan.
Drifting couldn't help but grinned again and again.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help humming in a low voice.
But letting the other party drink your own urine like this, if you don't let the other party know, it doesn't make much sense.
So Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned, waved his hands and flew up to the sky with the two of them silently, and at the same time he suddenly said loudly: "The Daoist Daoist, you are so silly! Which Sanqing is willing to descend to Fanji?
I will tell you my real surname to the three of you.The monks of the Tang Dynasty came to the West by order.There is nothing wrong with a good night, and I will descend to the palace.Eat offerings, sit and play.Why do you answer when you bow down to me?
Where is the holy water? What you eat is obviously waiting for me to pee!There is a bit of aura, but also a bit of pig urine coquettishness. "
As a result, the voice fell, and the three of them drove away directly on the auspicious clouds.
In an instant, the three guys couldn't help being dumbfounded and furious, what?The holy water I just drank turned out to be the urine of several Buddhist scriptures?No wonder there is a smell of urine, but only the real holy water in the middle bottle.
But since the other party has already said that it is not holy water, but just a piss, it is obviously confirmed!The three of them really drank each other's urine!
Because the urine of the three of them will also contain some aura, just like the one in the vat, what is it if it is not urine?It's just that the urine in the middle bottle is better!
Immediately, a furious voice sounded in Sanqing Temple: "I'm so angry!!!"
But it's a pity that several people have already flown away, and they can't catch up even if they want to catch up.
So return.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but hum and say it again.
Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong, who were waiting eagerly, could not help but feel the same slight resentment in their hearts: "It's such a good thing, but you don't take me with you. You wait for the urine of monsters, but how can I have human urine...
That's not true, I ate ginseng fruit now, and the monkey said that I am also a fairy body, so wouldn't my urine be called holy water? '
Xiao Bailong grumbled a little, and then simply transmitted the voice directly: "Great Sage, can you take me with you next time and ask the second or third junior brother to stay and protect the master."
Sun Yue also smiled and transmitted the sound without compromising, "Don't be in a hurry to realize your crime, your urine will be used later to treat the king of that place. Your dragon urine is also good for mortals." Said it was a panacea."
Hearing it for a moment, Xiao Bailong couldn't help but feel refreshed. It was obvious that this time was different from the original one, but the people along the way all wished to meet a monster, encounter something, and finally go to that Western Paradise.
So after taking a rest, Sun Yue was not in a hurry at all, and it was the next day in a blink of an eye.
One more in the morning, thank you book friends for your support.
(End of this chapter)
At the same time, Sun Yue couldn't help being stunned for a moment when Drifting sprinkled half of the vat in front of him, and then grinned, just to make sense of it, Drifting, a slut, really sprinkled half of the vat?
Zhu Bajie is no matter how big the pot is, so just sprinkle as much as possible.
Immediately afterwards, Sun Yue didn't say much, and told the two of them to sit down again, and said in a misty voice: "The little fairy outside, come in and receive the holy water."
Zhu Bajie didn't feel anything.
But Sand Monk couldn't help but grinned fiercely to himself, it was great to follow the Great Sage, not only did the Sanqing Taoist ancestor Taishang Laojun not dare to say a word, he could only be blinded in vain.
Similarly, the Dongfang Qingdi could only bear it, and now he is giving three "great immortals" piss as holy water. Obviously, the three great immortals are not real immortals, but they are all monsters transformed into Taoism .
Because of such an IQ, only monsters are so easy to be fooled.
As for why the Taoist ancestors of Sanqing and Tathagata Buddha wanted to cut off the way of human beings to seek immortality and longevity?It is precisely because that human wisdom is so terrifying that even the immortals and Buddhas in the sky are incomparable.
As a result, the Taoist cultivating method handed down by the ancestors of Sanqing Dao in the southern and eastern lands is to use the poison of mercury and lead to make alchemy to cultivate immortals. I don't know how many years have passed, except for the relationship between heaven and earth, no Taoist priest has cultivated into immortals at all.
Apparently, the three Taoist priests of the monster clan are just under the Taoism of the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing who he worshiped after he became a demon fairy, but they were arranged by the Taoist ancestor of the Sanqing to die on the way to learn the scriptures?
Drifting remained calm and couldn't help a flash of inspiration in his heart, as if he saw some cause and effect, if it was the boy and mount of the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing, he would definitely come to rescue him at the last moment.
But the three Taoist priests at the moment have never heard that there are three people who are so close to the Taoist ancestor of Sanqing. They are afraid that they were arranged to come to die, and they will not come to rescue at the last moment.
However, the Great Sage didn't seem to intend to kill the three little monsters.
As a result, just as the sand monk was thinking, a group of Taoist priests, big and small, pushed away the grid, first respectfully kowtowed and thanked, and then hurriedly lifted the vat out, and carefully took out the bottle and basin together.
The three great immortals formed a spiritual formation.
Immortal Huli couldn't help but waved his hands excitedly: "Apprentices, take a bell and taste it!"
Immediately, a little Taoist priest took a tea clock and handed it to Immortal Huli, and all the bulls and hooves couldn't help but look at it eagerly.
Immortal Hu Li directly scooped out a cup from the jar, drank it without hesitation, and couldn't help smacking his lips with his eyes shining.
Immortal Lu Li immediately asked eagerly: "Brother, is it delicious?"
But Immortal Huli smacked his lips slightly to savor the taste, but pouted his mouth and said: "It's not very delicious, it tastes like a hearty beast, and there is not much spiritual energy."
Immortal Yang Li couldn't help but change his expression immediately and said: "Wait for me to taste it."
After speaking, he took a sip from the basin, and he couldn't help but smacked his lips and said, "It seems to smell like pig urine."
Great Immortal Lu Li frowned: "How do you know it's the anger of pig urine?"
Immortal Yang Li recalled: "When I was not fully enlightened and intelligent, I remembered drinking the urine of a wild boar when I was thirsty, so I remembered the smell of pig urine. It should be the anger of pig urine, but There is also some spiritual energy in it."
Finally, Immortal Lu Li couldn't help but said, "I'll try it too."
So he took a sip from the jar and smacked his lips.
Then he continued to take a sip of what was in the basin calmly, and smacked his lips with the same twinkle in his eyes.
The last thing I did was to taste the bottle, and my eyes lit up instantly, and said: "This bottle has the most intense aura! It can't contain the fine liquid! This should be real holy water, but I don't know why there is much less aura in the basin. , and some pig urine anger."
Immortal Hu Li also immediately brightened his eyes and said: "I think the one in this bottle is reserved for the three of us. There are a lot of vats in this basin, which should be for the disciples, and there is less aura!"
As he said that, he quickly took a sip of the holy water in the bottle, and his eyes lit up again in an instant.
Immortal Yang Li also couldn't help but waited for a sip, and immediately couldn't help but said: "This time it's right! This bottle is the holy water for the three of us to drink! Give the disciples what is in the basin of this jar."
Great Immortal Lu Li anxiously said: "Don't drink it all up, let me share it among the three of you. Apprentices! This is in the vat, take it away and divide it up, don't make a fuss about it!"
So soon.
The three of them only shared half a bowl, and they couldn't help but smack their lips together as if they were drinking a rare wine.
Immortal Huli's eyes brightened: "It's so cool!"
Immortal Lu Li also praised: "It's cool!"
Immortal Yang Li's eyes were also shining brightly: "Although this is not as good as the flat peaches at the flat peach festival, it is still good. Unfortunately, the three of us can only share this."
Inside the Sanqingguan.
Drifting couldn't help but grinned again and again.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help humming in a low voice.
But letting the other party drink your own urine like this, if you don't let the other party know, it doesn't make much sense.
So Sun Yue couldn't help but grinned, waved his hands and flew up to the sky with the two of them silently, and at the same time he suddenly said loudly: "The Daoist Daoist, you are so silly! Which Sanqing is willing to descend to Fanji?
I will tell you my real surname to the three of you.The monks of the Tang Dynasty came to the West by order.There is nothing wrong with a good night, and I will descend to the palace.Eat offerings, sit and play.Why do you answer when you bow down to me?
Where is the holy water? What you eat is obviously waiting for me to pee!There is a bit of aura, but also a bit of pig urine coquettishness. "
As a result, the voice fell, and the three of them drove away directly on the auspicious clouds.
In an instant, the three guys couldn't help being dumbfounded and furious, what?The holy water I just drank turned out to be the urine of several Buddhist scriptures?No wonder there is a smell of urine, but only the real holy water in the middle bottle.
But since the other party has already said that it is not holy water, but just a piss, it is obviously confirmed!The three of them really drank each other's urine!
Because the urine of the three of them will also contain some aura, just like the one in the vat, what is it if it is not urine?It's just that the urine in the middle bottle is better!
Immediately, a furious voice sounded in Sanqing Temple: "I'm so angry!!!"
But it's a pity that several people have already flown away, and they can't catch up even if they want to catch up.
So return.
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but hum and say it again.
Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong, who were waiting eagerly, could not help but feel the same slight resentment in their hearts: "It's such a good thing, but you don't take me with you. You wait for the urine of monsters, but how can I have human urine...
That's not true, I ate ginseng fruit now, and the monkey said that I am also a fairy body, so wouldn't my urine be called holy water? '
Xiao Bailong grumbled a little, and then simply transmitted the voice directly: "Great Sage, can you take me with you next time and ask the second or third junior brother to stay and protect the master."
Sun Yue also smiled and transmitted the sound without compromising, "Don't be in a hurry to realize your crime, your urine will be used later to treat the king of that place. Your dragon urine is also good for mortals." Said it was a panacea."
Hearing it for a moment, Xiao Bailong couldn't help but feel refreshed. It was obvious that this time was different from the original one, but the people along the way all wished to meet a monster, encounter something, and finally go to that Western Paradise.
So after taking a rest, Sun Yue was not in a hurry at all, and it was the next day in a blink of an eye.
One more in the morning, thank you book friends for your support.
(End of this chapter)
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