Infinite Myth Counterattack

Chapter 724

Three days later, the chat group.

Lin Jiu @Everyone: "Everyone, I'm sorry to bother you."

The group leader, Daoist Fengxu: "Friend Daoist Lin is too polite. The chat group exists for the convenience of group friends to communicate, so why bother? You just have to say what you have to say."

Others also echoed their words one after another. Seeing this, Uncle Jiu was even more embarrassed, and said blushingly: "It's nothing serious, I just want to ask, is there any group friend who has drunk Western tea in the group?"

"A big customer invited me to drink Western tea and talk about business by the way, but I don't know anything, so I don't want to make a fool of myself, so I came to the group to ask you friends."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Western tea? Lu has never heard of it, so I can't help Lin Daochang."

The others were also confused, and typed "?", even Hu Bayi and Yang Jizu didn't realize it for a moment. They knew Xiyang, and they knew tea, but what is this connection?
The group leader, Daoist Fengxu: "Hahahaha... the Western tea that fellow Daoist mentioned should mean coffee, right?"

Hu Bayi and Yang Jizu suddenly realized that they couldn't laugh or cry. Lin Jiu said uncertainly: "It should be what the real person said. Lin has never drank coffee, knows nothing, and doesn't know foreign language. It's inevitable that he will make a fool of himself. Also ask the real person to give pointers."

Group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "This is simple. You don't need to understand anything else. You just need to know that coffee tastes bitter, which is worse than tea. Before drinking, you need to add an appropriate amount of milk and then add an appropriate amount of sugar. Generally speaking, it takes two Spoons are the best."

"In addition, when drinking coffee in a western restaurant, you can also serve it with snacks such as egg tarts or sandwiches. These snacks can be eaten directly without adding sugar."

"By the way, General Yang is proficient in foreign language. You can teach Fellow Daoist Lin a few short sentences in foreign language that are commonly used in western restaurants, so that you will be safe."

Yang Jizu happily agreed: "No problem, Mr. Lin Daochang, the waiter in the western restaurant... er, that is, the guy, usually called 'Wei Teer', when you need something, you can say..."

……

The world of Mr. Zombie.

Uncle Nine confidently brought Wen Cai into the western restaurant, exchanged greetings with Master Ren, and took their seats.

"I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you invite her to come with you?" Uncle Jiu asked casually.

Master Ren's face was slightly displeased, but his mouth was full of helplessness: "This girl has just learned makeup, and she will teach people everywhere as soon as she comes back."

Wen Cai on the side propped his chin, squinted at Master Ren, and muttered softly: "Seeing how ugly you are, my daughter isn't much more beautiful."

As soon as he finished muttering, Master Ren pointed to the stairs and said with a smile: "Hey, my girl is here."

Wen Cai glanced back and turned back, then his whole body froze, and his head slowly turned back again, with a look of brother pig on his face, he stood up unknowingly.

"Father." Ren Tingting walked to Master Ren's side with a sweet smile. She was wearing a low-cut European-style dress, which showed her perfect figure to the fullest.

Master Ren reached out to Uncle Jiu, and said, "This is Uncle Jiu, say hello."

"Uncle Jiu." Ren Tingting greeted Uncle Jiu obediently, but there was a faint look of disdain in her eyes.

Having received a western education, she originally thought that Uncle Jiu's practices were feudal superstitions, but when she came to the western restaurant, she dressed like a country bumpkin, which was simply out of tune with the style of the western restaurant.

"Hey, sit down, sit down." Uncle Jiu responded and sighed, "If you don't pay attention, you're already this big."

"It's so big!" Wen Cai stared fixedly at Ren Tingting's chest, and said with an extremely wretched expression.

When Ren Tingting saw Wen Cai's piggy-like appearance, the smile on her face disappeared immediately, and her face showed fear.

At this moment, the waiter brought the menu, Master Ren asked Uncle Jiu with a smile, "What do you want to drink?"

Uncle Jiu calmly opened the menu, the strings of foreign characters made him dizzy, but he still looked at it, and then waved to the waiter standing behind Master Ren, saying: "Witer, Yi Cocktail fan, bring me a cup of coffee, an egg tart, and three grams of oil."

After finishing speaking, she closed the menu and handed it to the waiter. Ren Tingting looked at Uncle Jiu in surprise, but her impression of him changed somewhat.

Master Ren said in surprise, "Uncle Jiu, do you still understand foreign language?"

Uncle Jiu said calmly: "Well, I know a thing or two. These days, everything has to be in line with international standards!"

"Insightful, admirable." Looking at Uncle Jiu's calm appearance and speaking such level words, Master Ren who knew a thing or two regarded him as modesty and praised him with a thumbs up.

"I am the same as my master, three grams of oil." Wen Cai was even more surprised, he didn't know when his master had learned foreign language.

But he's not stupid, he can't understand it, it's always right to order the same as the master, although he doesn't understand why three grams of oil is added to the Western tea, if oil is added to the tea, can it still be drunk?
With the guidance of the group of friends, Uncle Jiu drank coffee very smoothly this time, and he didn't make a fool of himself at all.

After the end, he returned to Yizhuang and immediately entered the group to express his gratitude to Luo Changfeng and Yang Jizu.

Chat group.

The group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "It's a trivial matter, don't worry about it, fellow daoist is too polite, by the way, I don't think so, the relocation of fellow daoist will cause great trouble this time, if not done well, some people will die, Including Master Ren."

Uncle Jiu was shocked when he heard the words, and hurriedly said: "I also ask the real person to give advice."

Group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "Well, the tomb of Mrs. Ren is a superficial one, but this tomb was stolen from a Feng Shui master by means of dishonorable means, so..."

Luo Changfeng told Uncle Jiu about the situation of the tomb and the fact that Old Master Ren had been turned into a dead body, and finally said: "The most important thing is that your two precious apprentices have not succeeded enough, but failed."

"They only played the ink fountain on the top of the coffin, but only left the bottom of the coffin. As a result, the zombie that Old Master Ren turned into escaped, and went to Ren's mansion to kill Master Ren..."

Luo Changfeng killed old man Ren by zombies again, but he was regarded as a suspect by the security captain Ah Wei because of his nails being too long. He explained everything about being arrested and imprisoned. .

Anyway, things haven't happened yet, no matter what he says, as long as the logic fits, then it's fine.

After listening to Luo Changfeng's words, Uncle Jiu said, "Since we already know where the mistakes are, then as long as the wires are activated at the bottom of the coffin, and we find a new place to bury the coffin, everything will be fine, right?"

Group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "No, the effectiveness of the ink fountain line will always fail. The old man Ren has already turned into a dead body. If it breaks out of the ground after a few decades, wouldn't it be a trap for future generations?"

Lin Jiu: "What the real person said is very true, but Mr. Ren insists on not cremating Mrs. Ren's body, so I can't do anything about it!"

Group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "This is easy to handle, you don't have to take care of the coffin, just prepare a guy and a lot of kerosene in advance, and when the old man breaks out of the coffin and goes to Ren's mansion, you follow behind."

"When Mrs. Ren intends to kill Mr. Ren, you show up in time to stop the zombies. In this way, the entire Ren family will be in trouble, and everyone will know about it."

"When the time comes, you propose to cremate Mrs. Ren, presumably Mrs. Ren will not dare to stop him, and in this way, everyone will know that you are a person with real skills, not some feudal superstition, killing two birds with one stone, so why not for?"

"The most important thing is that you saved the lives of Mr. Ren's family. He is very grateful to you. When the time comes, the wages...hehe."

Lin Jiu: "Wonderful! Thank you for your guidance, the real person, then I will do as the real person said."

(End of this chapter)