Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 104 Part-time Crown Prince

They are all a family. After Taoist Ran Deng read the confession in public, Xie Yun acquiesced to the second senior brother Yuan Tianzun to take away the deputy leader who explained the teaching.

As for the Great Brahma Demon King, he looked at Patriarch Styx who wanted to save him, and immediately took out his life-incapacity card.

use!

After a silver light shot on the Great Brahma Demon King, Xie Yun put away his fine fairy rope.

"Thank you, Immortal Emperor!" Patriarch Minghe flew forward and grabbed his beloved general. Before he could finish his words of thanks, he realized that his beloved general was stupid, like a dementia.

"Bahuang Immortal Emperor, you claim to be unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness, why are you so cruel to the Brahma world?"

Xie Yun took out a measuring ruler and pointed at the Heavenly Court, and said with murderous aura: "Kill one to warn others, and see who dares to play tricks on me in the future, this bastard will end up, and the next one will commit the next one. You can't get used to this problem!"

Patriarch Minghe was panicked, while Jade Emperor blushed, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai!
The leader of Tongtian was excited, as if meeting someone of the same way, he stepped forward and put his arm around Xie Yun's shoulder.

Although this little junior brother has a poisonous tongue, his behavior is very suitable for the deity, so we should get closer in the future.

"Fellow daoists, the mountains and rivers meet again, the Asuras will no longer interfere in the Journey to the West, farewell!" Patriarch Minghe held the Brahma Heaven with his hands, and was about to lead [-] Asuras soldiers away from the Nantian Gate.

"Wait!" Xie Yun stopped them.

Patriarch Minghe sacrificed the Yuantu Sword and the Abi Sword, and said on guard: "Why, the Immortal Emperor is going to turn his back on his word and tear face with me from the Asura clan?"

"This emperor will do what he says, and he will let you go if he says to let you go." Xie Yun looked at Patriarch Minghe and said with disdain: "Don't judge others by yourself."

Old Ancestor Styx stands on his head with beard and hair: "This deity..."

If it weren't for the presence of the six saints, he would have fought Xie Yun to the death. After all, I am the leader of one party. You are so fucking disrespectful.

"This emperor just wants to remind you to stay away from the Great Brahma, and he may become incontinent at any time." Xie Yun looked at the Great Brahma Demon King with compassion, and said, "This Emperor gave him a little punishment, and he couldn't take care of himself for three years. "

"Three years later, the matter was revealed."

"The Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations is benevolent!" The reporter from the Earth Immortal Realm exclaimed.

The Buddhist reporter next to him agreed very much, nodded repeatedly and said: "The Immortal Emperor repays grievances with virtue, he is indeed a role model for my generation."

"If everyone in the Three Realms of the Great Desolation can have the mind of an immortal emperor, then the world will become a better place." The reporter of the dragon tribe turned into a troubadour.

"The Immortal Emperor is so handsome, I really want to go and take a photo with him!" Qingqiu's Yujie reporter's eyes lit up, looking at Xie Yun like a nympho.

……

……

The public opinion was one-sided, and Patriarch Styx was very angry. He didn't notice that Da Fantian's eyes were getting more and more aggrieved.

Fuck, my stomach hurts and I can't move, what should I do?
In front of reporters from major forces in the three worlds, and being carried by the big boss in his hand, if he put it in his trouser pocket, he would be thrown away on the spot, right?
I'm so flustered, but I can't help it!
Puff puff!
A stench was mixed with the sound of continuous farts, which startled Patriarch Styx.

Fuck, if you say incontinence, you will be incontinent, Bahuang, have you ever opened your mouth?
It stinks!

Fortunately among the misfortunes, Brahma was wearing a full-body armor, which was tightly wrapped, and no poop leaked from the trouser legs.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen fart?" Ancestor Styx looked at everyone's puzzled eyes and said with a dark face.

He quickly left with the Asura clan, leaving only a strong smell behind.

Under the adjustment of the sage, the Jade Emperor announced the lifting of the restrictions on the two clans of liches, and allowed the monks of the two clans to come to Honghuang for business, travel and other normal activities.

At the same time, Tianting compensated the two clans for military expenses of 5000 million spirit stones and a large number of ordnance, and publicly apologized for the matter.

"Little brother, if you do this, the prestige accumulated in the heavens for thousands of years will no longer exist, and some peaceful forces will be ready to move." Taishang Laojun and Xie Yun stood in the distance, looking at the Jade Emperor and the Lich clan. Represents the signing of the treaty.

"The Jade Emperor sticks to the rules, causing the Heavenly Court to completely decay, so why not change it?" Xie Yun shook his head and said, "If you can't keep up with the development of the times, you will be eliminated after all. Senior brother, don't worry too much."

"I hope!" Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said.

At present, there are too many variables in Journey to the West. As a saint, he can't see the result of the development of the matter.

"Uncle Master, what do you think of the treaty I signed on behalf of the Yaozu?" Dong Huang Taisan ran over happily.

He handed the agreement in his hand to Xie Yun.

Xie Yun took a cursory glance, I'll go, this is completely an unequal treaty!
This Eastern Emperor Taisan is a born diplomat and is worth wooing.

"Little San, come here, and the emperor asks you, why did you succeed in signing this treaty?"

"Because we are righteous, we have the "Three Realms Dafa" promulgated by the Taoist ancestor." The Eastern Emperor Taisan said excitedly. This is the first time he has used legal knowledge to seek tangible benefits for himself and the Yaozu.

boom!
Donghuang Taisan held the back of his head aggrievedly, and said, "Master Uncle, why did you hit me?"

"I hit you because you are stupid. Today's contract can be signed, not because of your reason, but because I and the six saints are on your side." Xie Yun stroked the little head of Donghuang Taisan and said: "You Remember, winning with fists is the real justice!"

Donghuang Taisan looked at his grandfather and father, then at Xie Yun and the saint who were aloof, and suddenly he had an epiphany.

No wonder he didn't win the battle against the Lich. It turned out that he didn't hold his thighs right from the root.

"Little San, after the emperor's study is over, you can hang out with me."

"Master Uncle, I am the Prince of the Monster Race!"

"You can be a part-time prince and follow this emperor. I guarantee that you will become a Daluo Jinxian for a hundred years, a quasi-sage for a thousand years, and a sub-sage can be expected." Xie Yun said flickeringly.

Dong Huangtai Er in the distance is not calm, uncle, what do you mean?
Immortal Emperor is not working hard, so he still wants to be a part-time human trafficker?
I have three generations of the Golden Crow family, only one single seedling, nothing can happen.

He was about to go over to stop him, but Di Jun kicked him.

"Little San was able to practice with the Immortal Emperor. That was his chance. Why did you come out to disturb the situation? Let's see what you have taught my grandson all these years?" Donghuang Taiyi came over to reprimand his son.

Dong Huangtai Er felt bitter, but dared not speak out.

Everything you two elders say is reasonable, I'm just a doormat, it's good that the bastard is gone, so I don't have to worry about it.

"Senior Brother, I will ask you to take care of Xiaosan. If you need to be beaten, you will be beaten. If there are dutiful sons under the stick, we can't do it. Don't be soft-hearted." Di Jun and Dong Huangtai came over and said with an apologetic smile .

Xie Yun refused to agree for no reason, he immediately took out the measuring ruler and warned Donghuang Taisan, if you dare to be disobedient, you will be beaten to death.

When the smiles of the two grandpas froze, let's just say something polite, don't take it seriously!
The third emperor of the East shrank his neck, and he knew the measuring ruler, but the master-uncle's is too evil, the innate magic weapon of merit, how to cultivate it?
Pulling out this ruler, not to mention myself, even the quasi-sage can't hold it.

Huh?
When did I agree to hang out with Master Uncle?
(End of this chapter)