Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 119 Blind Date Conference
"Why are you running? I am your uncle at any rate. What can I do to you? I just want to ask you a few words when I arrest you." Xie Yun looked at Zhao Gongming.

He judged with a man's sixth sense that the first disciple of the Jiejiao was bribed by the Jade Emperor, but he couldn't produce evidence for the time being.

"What is the economic development trend of the fairy world?"

"No drop, no rise, very stable." Zhao Gongming said proudly.

"What about the underworld and the human world?"

"The rise is quite fierce, and the total economic output continues to increase, but the per capita is not as rich as the fairy world!"

Xie Yun sneered: "As the god of wealth, you should know that economic development is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. The economic development of the fairy world lags behind. If things go on like this, will the heaven not perish?"

"Jade Emperor, your policies are wrong, are you really innocent?"

"Brother's great opinion, I admire it, so according to my brother's opinion, how should the heaven and even the fairy world develop the economy?" Jade Emperor asked with a smile.

Xie Yun's smiling face froze. Jade Emperor deserved to be a politician. He made a policy mistake. He was taken over by him so lightly, and even turned the blame on himself.

The method is clever!
"Let's not talk about the development of the economy. I'm here today for one thing. Kui Mulang and the jade girl are talking about a partner. Why do you bring her partner down to the mortal world?"

"Just for this?" The Jade Emperor's face darkened, and he said disdainfully: "A little maid violated the rules of heaven and was thrown down to the mortal world. She deserved what she deserved."

"Kui Mulang is a majestic star king. For this reason, he even gave up his post of immortality and went down to earth to pursue him privately. It is really useless."

"Hehehe, it's all because of your blind rules that the economy of the fairy world can't develop."

"System, I report that the heavenly rules are unreasonable and prevent men and women from falling in love freely."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with an anti-allergy medicine pill!"

Allergy Pill: A special medicine that can effectively treat all kinds of allergic problems and is a must-have medicine for home use.

Xie Yun wanted to hit someone, even if the system didn't give him something good, he could just give him some chaotic energy!
Meow, it's useful to carry allergy pills!
"The family is right, what's wrong?" Jade Emperor asked angrily.

In order to be in the same family, he set an example and personally broke up the marriages of his sister, niece and daughter, and sacrificed a lot.

"Emotion matters, as long as the person is willing, do you want me to meddle in your own business?" Xie Yun sneered, and slipped Yuelao out from among the immortals.

"What is the current marriage rate in the fairy world?"

Yuelao said tremblingly: "Less than [-]% of men and women of the right age in the fairy world are married, and [-]% are single."

"The old man tried his best, but it's too difficult to draw a red line in the fairy world, it's really too difficult."

All the immortals in the heavenly court sighed, even if they had no children who were worried about marrying, there were also friends' families. In order to start a family for their children, many immortals' families were emptied.

You can't blame Yuelao for this matter. Marriages in the human world are easy to talk about, and they are drawn by red ropes, but it is useless for the second and third generations of immortals in the heaven to use red ropes.

People are in a hurry, so they can beat people with their hands.

"The difficulty of getting married has nothing to do with Tiantiao!" Jade Emperor said, disregarding the relationship.

"Huh, you feel your conscience and say, does it really have nothing to do with the breaking rules you made?" Xie Yun took out a basket of ginseng fruits and said, "The Jade Emperor let go of the rules, and this emperor guarantees that within two days, you can get together." Enough for ten couples!"

"Hiss, master, calm down!" Sun Wukong's teeth began to ache.

Gathering ten pairs of beauties may seem simple in the mortal world, but in the fairy world, this is simply an impossible task.

Even if two people are destined, but one of them travels in seclusion and has not been seen for hundreds of years, holding a woolen red rope.

For example, when I chased Zixia, we both fell in love with each other, but the time we met together was pitifully small, and it was difficult to cultivate the relationship.

"Hehehe, the old man came out today with the acquired magic weapon Mingyuebi, which was passed down from his family, and bet against the Immortal Emperor's ginseng fruit!" Li Jing smiled sinisterly.

He doesn't suffer anyway, if he wins, he earns a piece of ginseng fruit, and if he loses, it just solves the marriage of the three children, wonderful!
All the stars and gods took out the magic weapons at the bottom of the box one after another, and started betting against Xie Yun.

After a while, Xie Yun's basket of ginseng fruits was gone, replaced by a thick stack of gambling contracts.

"Li Jing's family, I lose the bet, and Mingyue Wall will be a piece."

"Antarctic Immortal, I lose the bet, give me a whisk."

"Sun Wukong, I lose the bet, and I will get a ghost knife."

"Barefoot Immortal, I lose the bet, the Nine Heavens Meteor Essence is three yuan."

"Taishang Laojun, bet on me to win, seven-turn golden elixir and one gourd."

Ok?
Xie Yun was counting the betting contracts, and when he was calculating how much money he would have in his pocket, he suddenly found someone who had come out to pay dividends.

"Eldest brother, did you make a mistake in writing the gambling contract, do you want to rewrite it?" Xie Yun asked unwillingly.

"Little brother, brother stands with you, we are all from our own family, we support you."

Xie Yun: emmmmm
On the surface, the eldest brother has nothing to do with the world, but he has never suffered a loss since he transformed into a form.

I'm sure my blood will come out, my heart aches!

"Master, do you have any tricks?" Sun Wukong leaned over and asked.

"Blind date meeting, hold two more, there will always be someone who can see each other." Xie Yun smiled confidently.

"What is a blind date meeting?" Yuelao asked, puzzled.

"It is to gather unmarried men and women of the right age to a place, have a meal, chat, and maybe a spark of love will be sparked."

"Wonderful, wonderful, the Immortal Emperor's plan is a unique one. It can solve the problems of the Heavenly Court for many years. I really feel that I have been old for so many years." Yuelao looked ashamed.

The hearts of the immortals felt cold, what the hell, their baby seems to be hanging!
No, there is hope for the marriage of my evil son and daughter, the Immortal Emperor's plan is amazing!

"The Immortal Emperor is unparalleled in wisdom, I am convinced!"

"The Immortal Emperor is waiting for my son to get married, so you must be a witness."

For a while, the flattery in the Lingxiao Palace was endless, and it was like a vegetable market in chaos.

Sun Wukong was heartbroken, and tugged at Xie Yun's sleeve and said, "Master, I made a mistake in filling out the contract just now, and I want to rewrite it."

boom!
Monkey King clutched his butt and flew out of the Lingxiao Palace.

"Evil disciple, you don't believe me as a teacher, you deserve it if you lose!" Xie Yun took the betting contract away.

After the Jade Emperor sneered, he chatted a sentence: "Win or lose may not be sure, uncle, don't be too happy!"

He shook his sleeves and left, all the immortals retreated, Xie Yun and Yang Jian mixed in the crowd, just as they went out, they bumped into Fairy Yaoji.

"Mother, why are you here?"

"You little bastard, you have no conscience, you don't see your mother first when you come to heaven, and you will have a Mao Chaohui!" Fairy Yaoji was wearing a simple and elegant long dress with her waist stuck, very savage.

Yang Jian faltered instantly.

"Mother, listen to my explanation, I'm here in heaven this time, besides seeing you, I have other business to do!"

"What business do you have?" Fairy Yaoji asked Yang Jian, grabbing Yang Jian's ear.

"Dismantling the Heavenly Court, Master Uncle said, I can help tear down the Heavenly Court."

The immortals passing by all around stopped.

"How long have you had this idea?" Fairy Yaoji looked at her son with a strange expression and asked.

"When I split Taoshan to save you, I had this idea." Yang Jian looked at his mother and said weakly.

boom!
Fairy Yaoji kicked Yang Jian and said angrily, "Whoever wants you to save me, my old lady hasn't settled the matter with you, but you brought it up yourself."

Yang Jian is stupid, what's the matter?

(End of this chapter)