Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 121 Seafood Allergies
"I am the richest in the world in Xihai. My father has already said that when all the princesses in Xihai get married, the bride price will be returned three times in the form of dowry."

"Then why does Yang Jian still look down on your sister?"

Xiao Bailong said depressedly: "I want to know too!"

"Madan, Erlang's vision is really high. A full man doesn't know a hungry man. He even looks down on Bai Fumei. Does he want to go to heaven?" Zhu Bajie was jealous.

Everyone is also a god, so why does Erlang God have a girl chasing after you, but I have a rough love life?
"Xiao Yang has the same temper as Wei Shi!" Xie Yun exclaimed.

"What?"

"Handsome, self-willed!"

Zhu Bajie: emmm
Master, are you calling me ugly?Can we still have a good chat?Heartbroken!

"Okay, I'll take care of your sister. When the time comes, we will build a remote pavilion in the grove, and the two of them will go to the grove to chat."

"Thank you, master!" Xiao Bailong was quite moved.

"Master, I also want to participate in the blind date meeting." After Liuhe Bei came back, he enthusiastically signed up.

"You are just a stone tablet with no emotion, do you have a gender?" Xie Yun scolded.

"This monument has feelings, and I have a gender. I am a chaotic Jinyu family. Only when I meet someone I like will I finally transform into a form. Before that, I can be male or female." Liuhebei defended himself.

Xie Yun: emmm
Liuhe Monument transformed into a woman with snow-like skin, fluttering clothes, slightly wrinkled eyebrows, and cold eyes, revealing an aura of infinity.

Hey, she looks quite good-looking, such an iceberg beauty.

Xie Yun has already imagined that at the blind date meeting, whoever teases the Liuhe Monument will know the truth...

Ah, what a pain to comprehend!

"In the prehistoric three realms, where there are gods, you can only guess the beginning of the story, but never the end, and the variables are too big!" Xie Yun lamented that it was not easy, took out the communication symbol, and began to contact the third senior brother.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

At this time, the leader of Tongtian is idle on Jinao Island, playing Go with Sanxiao, one VS three, and he is about to lose.

His strength lies in swordsmanship, and he is really bad at chess, so he insists on pretending to play one against three.

"Hey, let's stop here today, your uncle is looking for me, it's probably urgent." The leader waved his hand casually, pushing the chess pieces in a mess.

Yun Xiao, Qiong Xiao, and Bi Xiao were very angry, master, you are playing a rascal, damn it, this is not the first time!

"Hey, little brother, what's the matter?"

"Third senior brother, help the world, I am going to hold a blind date meeting, will you come over?"

"Didn't you learn the scriptures? What kind of blind date meeting?" The leader of Tongtian was stunned.

This little junior brother, once he thinks about it, he thinks about it, how did his brain circuit connect?

Xie Yun told the story of the yellow-robed monster from beginning to end.

"Brother, you have to help me stand up and do publicity!"

"Um, can I bring a female disciple?"

"It could not be better."

"Okay, senior brother still has to give you your face." Master Tongtian looked at the three female apprentices and smiled gratifiedly.

They are all big and big, and they have been relying on Jinao Island all the time, so get married as soon as possible!
"You three, pack up, dress up nicely, and go to the Heavenly Court with Master."

San Xiao was stunned and didn't understand what happened, so he could only leave and go back to pack his luggage.

The male spokesperson was selected, Xie Yun took out the communication symbol, hesitated, the sixth senior sister is not a good person!
Forget it, the blind date meeting is important!
Jingle bells, jingle bells.

After the communication symbol was connected, Empress Nuwa shouted at the top of her voice, "Xuannu, you sliced ​​the cucumbers I stole from the vegetable garden yesterday, and I want to put it on my face."

In the vegetable garden of Taishang Laojun, all the rare spiritual roots in the Three Realms are planted, which are the most precious medicines used for alchemy.

The name of the cucumber plant is Cui Tengluo, but the fruit looks like a cucumber, so the empress Nuwa stared at it, stealing one every three days to put it on her face.

Xie Yun mourned for three seconds in silence for the elder brother.

"My dear little brother, why are you looking for my sister?"

Hearing Nuwa's approaching coquettish tone, Xie Yun felt his scalp tingle, and said, "Senior Sister, I want to hold a blind date meeting. Are you free to come over and help me with publicity?"

"Is there any benefit?"

"Senior sister, you are a majestic sage, do you have any sympathy for robbing me as a little quasi-sage? Is there a deep love between the teachers as promised?"

"Then I'm sorry, Senior Sister, I was diagnosed with a terminal illness recently, so I should not go out, bye!"

"Senior sister, if you want to rob you, just tell me, as long as I have it, I will give it."

"It's easy to say. The doctor said that I should eat more fruits for my terminal illness. I heard that taking ginseng fruit is the best medicine." Nuwa Empress said with a sinister smile.

Taking advantage of the fire to rob, without the appearance of a saint, Xie Yun's mind is full of the word shameless.

"Five!"

"I'm afraid this can't cure Senior Sister's terminal illness!" Empress Nuwa squinted her eyes, she planned to slaughter the fat sheep today.

Zhen Yuanzi said it all, the younger brother got a ginseng fruit tree from him, and now he has no shortage of ginseng fruit.

"Ten, no more!" Xie Yun gritted his teeth and said.

"Deal, little brother, don't worry! How can senior sister cheat you, when the time comes, I will drag all the fairies from Wa Palace to the place for you!" Nuwa Empress patted her big breasts and promised.

After Xie Yun hung up the communication symbol, he raised his head at a 45-degree angle, unable to look up at the sky.

Master, when you accept apprentices, don't you examine the apprentice's character?

Senior sister is so tricky, you accept it!

In Zixiao Palace, Hongjun twitched his lips and complained: "Hey, out of the seven closed disciples of this old man, you are the one who is the least worrying. How can you say your senior sister?"

No, I have to warn this kid.

Click!

With a flick of Hongjun's finger, a ray of purple sky lightning shot out from the void, like a precision-guided bomb, shuttled back and forth among the many buildings in the heavenly court, and accurately hit Xie Yun.

"Rebel, don't you have any self-knowledge? You are the worst!"

Listening to the master's voice, Xie Yun wiped the black ashes from his face, shrank his neck, and stopped talking.

The official complaint is the most deadly, what else can I say!

After the spokesperson's matter is resolved, it's time to vigorously promote the blind date conference.

Xie Yun took out a large number of messenger symbols, and began to write letters to reporters from all major forces. The format was quite uniform.

Hello, friends from the press:

This emperor has eight wildernesses, you must have heard about it, today this emperor is going to hold a blind date meeting to fulfill lovers in the prehistoric and desolate worlds, I hope everyone will spread the word, there is nothing good, a thousand-year-old flat peach, a little expression of heart.

In each letter talisman, a flat peach was stuffed and scattered into the void.

Xiao Tiangou was stunned, the Immortal Emperor is really unusual, bribery is so aboveboard, amazing!
All is ready except for the opportunity.

In the afternoon, Yang Jian, who was overwhelmed, came to Taiping Hospital to complain.

"Master Uncle, my mother told me to marry the third Princess Cunxin of Xihai three years later, I don't want to!"

"Xiao Yang, there are three types of unfilial piety. Having no offspring is the biggest thing, and you are not too young. It's time to think about your own marriage." Xie Yun advised.

"Bah, Yang Jian, is my sister not good enough for you? Don't be ashamed!" The little boy finally couldn't help questioning Yang Jian.

"Your sister is a good girl, but I'm allergic to seafood!" Yang Jian told the truth with tears in his eyes.

Xie Yun: emmm
Sun Wukong: emmm
Zhu Bajie: emmm
Drifting: emmm
Roaring dog: emmm
Boyfriend: emmm
Liuhebei: What is a seafood allergy? Can anyone explain it?
(End of this chapter)