Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 123 The Hardworking and Simple Immortal Emperor

"Third brother, we are all elders, it's not good for you to hit Yang Jian like this?"

"You know what a fart, I am making friends with martial arts, and asking with swords, whoever can fight against me for thirty moves in the future, we two will sworn brothers."

"I didn't enjoy the fight just now, little junior brother, you can fight with me again." Master Tongtian rubbed his fists and focused his eyes on Xie Yun.

cowardly!
This is Xie Yun's truest thought now.

The overwhelming sword intent and killing intent around him were like waves in the sea, slapping him one after another. This was the rhythm of slapping him to death on the beach.

"Third senior brother, you have traveled all the way here after a long journey, you should take a good rest now, I will not take advantage of you, we will fight again some other day!" Xie Yungan swallowed, racking his brains to find a reason to refuse.

"No, rest after playing."

"Senior brother, are you hungry? I have a chef under my command who is proficient in cooking. Just tell me what you want to eat."

Now as long as he can leave, Xie Yun is willing to go to the latrine and squat facing the wall to think about his mistakes.

It's too scary, who can stop the Four Swords of Zhu Xian of the Master Tongtian?
In time, if I become a sanctified body, I might give it a go, but fighting now is unilaterally begging for abuse.

"Oh, little brother, brother just wants to see if your cultivation has improved in the past two years. What are you afraid of?" Master Tongtian laughed, smiling like a demon.

"Senior Brother Third, don't come here. If you come here again, I will report you as a bully and bully fellow disciples!" Xie Yun took out his final trump card.

"Whatever you want, come on, play a game!"

Xie Yun: Oh!

At this time, if someone appears in the situation where everyone is watching, wearing a golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on seven-colored clouds, and saving the emperor from danger, I will definitely agree with him.

Boom boom boom!
There was a knock on the door of Taiping Bieyuan.

"Is the Immortal Emperor here? I'm coming in!"

Xie Yun is overjoyed, that fairy came here to save the beauty?

After he opened the door himself, he really wanted to slap himself.

It's Yuelao, the old clapper who came!
That god!
The emperor said just now that it's all indigestion, so you just think I'm farting, don't take it seriously.

"What's the matter?"

"Uncle Master, I have prepared everything for the venue of the blind date meeting. When will it be held?"

"Did you eat?" Xie Yun asked.

Yuelao shook his head, after becoming a fairy, he gave up the habit of eating.

"Come in, let's chat while eating." Xie Yun opened Fengling's small world, and pulled Yuelao, Tongtian Leader, Sanxiao, and Yang Jian into it.

"I pay my respects to the sage, my respects to the three empresses, and my respects to Erlang Zhenjun." After Yuelao came in, he was dumbfounded.

The Immortal Emperor is the Immortal Emperor, and the whole house is full of guests and immortals.

The meal is very simple, millet porridge, small pickles, and a fruit plate. In the fairy world, such a simple meal is very rare.

"I didn't expect the emperor to live such a simple life. He is really a role model for all the immortals. The little immortal admires him." Yue Lao sighed while holding the golden millet porridge.

Master Tongtian nodded in approval, Sanxiao looked at Xie Yun adoringly, Erlang God felt something was wrong, after all, under the table, Xiaotiangou was gnawing on a piece of meat from a monster in the Golden Immortal Period, he couldn't eat worse than a dog, right?
"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep, everyone, please use it." Xie Yun smiled and drank the porridge silently.

A few people will be stupid after taking the first mouthful of porridge!

Fuck it, the millet porridge is acquired Lingmi, the pickles are carefully pickled by Houtian Lingzhi, and the fruit plate for dessert is a combination of flat peach and ginseng fruit.

It's just that Xiong Da used the secret art of cooking to seal the aura in the food, so everyone didn't notice it.

Too much, too extravagant!

Master Tongtian finished eating the food on his table with distress, and said with emotion: "The wine and meat of Xianmen smell bad, and there are frozen bones on the road!"

Xie Yun rolled his eyes and retorted: "Senior brother, I planted this thing myself. I do it myself and have enough food and clothing. Why do you call me extravagant?"

Tongtian leader: emmmmm
I am a majestic saint, why do I not eat as well as my junior brother? What is wrong with the world!

After the meal, Xie Yun finalized some details of the opening ceremony of the blind date meeting with Master Tongtian and Old Man Yue, and then dispersed.

The leader enthusiastically visited Xie Yun's private small world. When he saw the spirit field managed by the tiger demon, the leader became jealous.

On the second day, the blind date meeting held its opening ceremony in the Sigu Palace, the largest palace in the Heavenly Court.

Reporters from all major forces came to the scene one after another. Looking at the self-service snacks and drinks around them, they were stunned.

Xie Yun took the stage with Master Tongtian, and he began to give an impromptu speech.

"Fellow journalists, please be quiet and listen to what I have to say."

"Do you think it's easy to talk to someone in the fairy world?"

"It's not easy for us!"

"First: There is no time. Being a fairy lives a long time, and the time of retreat is also long. They are all timed in units of a hundred years. How many lovers have been missed in the process."

"Second: Class differentiation is serious. Although looking for a wife does not look at face, but also pay attention to the minimum level of matching, becoming a fairy is the minimum requirement."

"Third: The population ratio is out of balance, especially above the Golden Immortal Realm, where the male to female ratio is even as high as ten to one."

"I heard that it's popular to find a wife as soon as possible. I don't know if it's true or not?"

"Whether it's true or not, I'm here to solve this problem today!"

Xie Yun said loudly: "The blind date conference can help lovers find their other half. Here, life is precious, but love is even more expensive!"

"This emperor hopes that you can truthfully report on the blind date meeting, and help everyone in the prehistoric and desolate worlds find their soul mate. This is a great deed with immeasurable merit!"

"Immortal Emperor Bahuang, as reporters, we must have a clear conscience. You bribed me with flat peaches, I am not ashamed. If you return the flat peaches, I will definitely report your blind date meeting truthfully." A reporter from the Jade Emperor faction in the Heavenly Court took out a A flat peach, smashed to Xie Yun.

"Shut up, Immortal Emperor Bahuang is a senior with high morals and respect in the Three Realms. That flat peach is something that the Emperor took pity on us to moisten our throats. How can it be called a bribe?"

Xie Yun stretched out his hand to grab the flying peach, took a bite, and said: "The emperor wants to bribe, of course he will give you the best Dongtianfudi, the acquired magic weapon, and the golden pill above rank seven. This broken fruit is not a bribe. The heart of a man is the belly of a gentleman."

"What the Immortal Emperor said is true!" All the reporters recalled the big pink flat peaches in their pockets, and collectively scolded the Tianting reporters.

Mom sells batches, if you don't make a fortune, don't block us from making a fortune.

"Everyone, this person has lost his mind, and even talked nonsense, slandering the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, we will take him down!" Qingqiu's beautiful reporter is very appealing.

Dozens of reporters were fighting against the same enemy, and they beat the Tianting reporters to the ground in one round.

"Emperor Immortal, don't worry, I will use my whole life to write about such a good event as a blind date meeting, so as to convey your painstaking efforts to the three realms."

"Taking this opportunity, is there any fellow Taoist who wants to have a grand blind date with me?" A beautiful reporter from Qingqiu took the opportunity to advertise: "The little girl is twenty-eight years old and is waiting to be married into a boudoir. Sincere people."

Xie Yun looked at the reporters who had signed up enthusiastically, and nodded in satisfaction. The blind date meeting is complete.

(End of this chapter)