Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 133 I can't afford to mess with this Buddhist pilgrim! [one more]

"Who is Yinjiao, the old man doesn't know, you junior, do you have any sympathy?" Yinjiao felt that Xie Yun was deceiving him, and wanted to pretend again.

With a wave of Xie Yun's hand, Yinjiao's transformation technique was broken directly.

The atmosphere at the scene was awkward.

Fine Ghost, Clever Worm and other little monsters all looked sideways, and then exploded the pot, talking about it.

"Second King still has a transvestite?"

"Hey, don't say you pretend to be quite similar, but I don't know if you can become a girl."

"Brother, you mean let our second prince dress up as a woman, ⊙▽⊙?"

"I think it can be. Pingdingshan's yang has been flourishing and yin has been declining for a long time. It's good to reconcile it, hehehe."

……

Yinjiao heard that the little monsters under him gradually changed the topic of discussion, and the topic gradually became obscene, and his face darkened on the spot.

Why do I always feel that these little monsters have planned for a long time for their women's clothing?
Hit the street, what women's clothing!
Stop pretending, just use the mountain to suppress the monster, and as for his three apprentices, tell the eldest brother to deal with them together.

"Eat me a Mount Sumeru!" Yinjiao twitched the tactic and said the mantra, a huge Mount Sumeru flew out from his sleeve, and pressed his head and face on Xie Yun's left shoulder.

"Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness. Pindao has accumulated food recently, so it's good to exercise and digest it." Xie Yun shook his left shoulder and played with Mount Sumeru as a dumbbell.

Yinjiao took a breath, this Mount Sumeru is a sacred mountain of Buddhism, enshrining 350 real Buddhas above Arhat, enough to suppress ordinary quasi-sages.

Physical training is really abnormal, it's very predictable, a mountain of gods can't hold it down, so let's have another one!

A Mount Emei flew out from his sleeve.

Xie Yun tilted his head, Mount Emei was pressed on his right shoulder.

"Wukong, borrow the stick as a teacher!" Xie Yun took the golden cudgel and stabbed one end into Mount Sumeru and the other end into Mount Emei. He used the two mountains as barbells.

It doesn't take much effort to lift it up, full of rhythm, ho ho ha ha!

Yinjiao felt his legs tremble a little, the status of Mount Emei was not weaker than that of Mount Sumeru, could the two mountains hold back this monster?

As expected, all physical cultivators are non-humans who go against the sky.

Another Mount Tai flew out of his sleeve.

Xie Yun shook off Mount Xumi and Mount Emei from the golden cudgel, and threw the three sacred mountains back and forth as small balls.

The scene was very shocking, Yinjiao was terrified and almost scared to death, the eyes of all the little monsters showed a look of worship, but Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk were used to it.

A master is a master, and you can't pass it by ordinary people.

"Second Great King, do you have any more sacred mountains to show? Poor Dao likes Kunlun Mountain." Xie Yun hinted nakedly.

Kunlun...Your sister in Kunlun Mountain!

Kunlun Mountain is the number one sacred mountain in the prehistoric three realms, known as the ancestor of all mountains, and is extremely evil. The other mountains are all guarded by a dragon vein, and the lowest Kunlun Mountain is also guarded by ten thousand dragon veins.

The only ones who can arrest Kunlun Mountain are sages, not even sub-sages. I feel like you are embarrassing me, Silver Horn!

"Wait a minute, Daoist, Xiao Wang will go and find it for you." Yin Jiao trembled and stretched his hand into his bosom, as if he wanted to crush the Aegis Talisman again and slipped away.

Go, Liuhe Monument!

A black shadow flew by, Silver Horn pawn, but he flew out a cloud piercing arrow, which exploded in mid-air.

He didn't think about running just now, but wanted to notify his elder brother Jin Jiao to come rescue him. What he crushed was a communication talisman.

Big grappling technique!

After Xie Yun took all the treasures from Yinjiao's body, he tied its hands and feet with fairy ropes, strung them on golden cudgels, and threw them to the little monsters to carry them.

Zhu Bajie had an unnatural expression on his face. In the mortal world, only pigs are usually treated like that.

Forget it, Lao Tzu is a canopy, not a pig, out of sight and out of mind, Ba Jie hinted to himself.

"Wukong, go on!" Xie Yun threw the three sacred mountains to Monkey King.

"No problem, master."

Sun Wukong put himself in a good posture, was directly pressed to the ground, and blurted out: "Damn it, it's so heavy!"

He recalled the glorious years under Wuzhi Mountain, and his eyes were moist.

I can't bear it, I really can't bear it.

Although the great saint had a copper skin and an iron frame, he was not a serious physical practitioner. He was crushed by the three mountains on the spot and his feet went numb.

"Trash, I usually ask you to exercise for a while, but if you insist on not listening, you will almost become a precept!" Xie Yun said contemptuously.

Sun Wukong blushed and had no face to refute.

Xie Yun looked at the gloating Zhu Bajie and Drifting, pointed with his finger, and said, "You two carry one too."

The group went back on the road, and the three unlucky apprentices followed at the back of the line, tired and sweaty.

"Let's go, let's go, or this will be the end!" Liuhebei acted as a black-hearted supervisor, ruthlessly pumping on Monkey King's ass.

"Aw!" Sun Wukong screamed, turned around and cursed: "Pobei, they are walking slowly, why are you whipping me?"

"Haven't you heard of killing chickens and respecting monkeys? You are that chicken now." Looking at the shivering Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, Liuhebei said triumphantly, "Look, if I slap you, don't they walk faster? gone?"

"My nima... ouch!"

The sad ape cry echoed in the Pingdingshan!
Jinjiao and Yinjiao are good at alchemy, so the Lotus Cave was built on a natural vein. There are many gossip alchemy tripods in it, and the fragrance of the alchemy is strong. The two kings also recruited alchemists with a radius of thousands of miles.

This place has become a sacred place for the monster race, and at the entrance of the cave, there are many monsters seeking pills.

Xie Yun came over with great fanfare, but he was treated as a distinguished guest seeking alchemy, and was taken directly into the cave by the monster guards outside the Lotus Cave.

Maybe the monsters have a common face, and the guardian monsters can't see the fine ghosts, nor can they see the silver horns.

"Hahaha, what fellow daoist is asking He Dan? We can negotiate the price!" Jin Jiao originally wanted to save Yin Jiao, but when he heard that a big deal was coming, he immediately canceled the rescue and came to discuss business.

As soon as Xie Yun clapped his hands, Silver Horn was lifted out by the fine ghost and clever bug.

Jin Jiao frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

"Fellow Daoist, you are so resourceful. Together with them in kidnapping my second brother, I think you are asking for a lot. Tell me, what do you want?"

Xie Yun:? ? ?
Yinjiao regards this emperor as a monster dealer, and you regard this emperor as a kidnapper. You two brothers can cultivate well, this IQ is really hopeless!
"A poor man who learns the scriptures can live forever if he eats it."

Jin Jiao finally came to his senses, took out the purple gold gourd on the spot, and yelled at Xie Yun: "I'll call you, do you dare to agree?"

"Do you know what the name of the poor is?" Xie Yun asked back.

"you say!"

"Poverty Dao Eight Desolation, Heavenly Dao Inspector, Dao Patriarch Closed Disciple, Heavenly Court Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, Tang's Eight Desolation King, Monster Race Eight Desolation Demon Emperor, Ancestral Witch's Protector, You can be called Poor Dao, but your attitude must be correct." , called the full name."

Jin Jiao's hand holding the purple gold gourd trembled a little, his mouth was a little dry, and he knew he had met a big boss.

You can just talk about Bahuang, why did you also mention those scary titles, you make me very embarrassed by doing this!
Jin Jiao put the purple gold gourd in his hand in front of Xie Yun, and knelt down obediently, a man who knows current affairs is a hero.

I can't afford to offend this person who learns scriptures!

　The cold is almost gone, and I will start to make up changes today. The recommended tickets and monthly tickets will go together, and the big rewards from local tyrants will also come here.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)