Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 138

What happened that year?
The story is quite tortuous and has dramatic changes.

Hong Sanniang fell in love at first sight and fell in love with Taishang Laojun, but the concubine had no intention of being a lover, so she took the medicine in a rage.

"Wait!" Xie Yun interrupted Murong Wan'er, who was in high spirits and wanted to continue talking, and questioned: "Prescribe medicine? My senior brother was already sanctified, and a saint is invulnerable to all poisons, so it's impossible to be poisoned!"

Murong Wan'er rolled her eyes and said, "Of course poison has no effect, but isn't it poison?"

"What medicine?"

"aphrodisiac."

"What?" Xie Yun stared wide-eyed, really shocked.

In the prehistoric Three Realms, someone dared to give aphrodisiac to a sage.

The sage cut three corpses, and he is already invulnerable to all poisons, but he is not necessarily immune to aphrodisiacs. After all, to a certain extent, aphrodisiacs are not poisons, but useful.

That's why Taishang Laojun was recruited. That night, he turned upside down, Jiang Shuicheng was quiet that night, and that night, Laojun lost his virginity.

When Xie Yun was sighing, Murong Wan'er had a magical turning point.

"The next day, my aunt got up first and took away the belt of Taishang Laojun, which is also a golden rope as a token of love."

"Your aunt's taste is quite unique." Xie Yun wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

Unexpectedly, the elder brother's token of love turned out to be his belt.

An anecdote, definitely an anecdote, if it gets out, it will definitely detonate the prehistoric three worlds and shatter the worldview of a large group of people.

"My aunt took the golden rope and blackmailed the Taishang Laojun a lot of money. It seems that there are five hundred eight-turn golden pills, a thousand seven-turn golden pills, an alchemy furnace of the level of innate magic weapons, countless medicinal materials, and finally Is there any more, I didn't hear clearly, anyway, my aunt nagged me all night, and I didn't sleep well because of the noise."

Xie Yun:? ? ? ?

Eldest brother jumped when he met a fairy, how pitiful, he was cheated of sex and money, begging for the area of ​​psychological shadow of the elder brother at that time.

Xie Yun laughed unkindly, hahahaha!

Laughter is a laugh, but the report should still be reported, and justice is the true nature of my generation.

"System, I will report Hong Sanniang blackmailing my elder brother."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a Hundred Poisons Invasion Pill!"

Hundred poisons do not invade pill: After taking it, you can be immune to substances harmful to the human body, and it is limited to poisons below the saint level.

Ding, host, although your report is justified, but this system cannot say a word, you are really a talent, you can actually initiate a report from this concept. (Bring your own dog head to save your life)

Xie Yun was stunned, and he was bothered by the reporting system again.

You bastard, don't evolve a physical body if you have the ability, or this emperor will blow all your brains out.

Murong Wan'er was a little dazed, she had kept this secret in her heart for a long time, and she just wanted to find someone to tell it, but it seemed that she accidentally tricked her aunt.

She clasped her hands together and prayed: "Gu, trust me, I didn't do it on purpose."

Xie Yun is still very willing to believe this pretty girl, after all, in this indifferent prehistoric world, there are not many people who take the initiative to provide him with report materials.

The two could also chat, so he decided to stay here for a few more days to rest.

A girl's small courtyard is better than the golden horn and silver horn monsters' caves.

For the next two days, Murong Wan'er personally warmed the wine and cooked vegetarian dishes for Xie Yun every day, living a very comfortable life.

The two had nothing to do and discussed some current affairs in the Three Realms. This girl is not an ordinary person, she is a politician, and her remarks about reforming calligraphy are like a class of her own.

Her catchphrase is: the rise and fall of the pen is the magic of the three ends, and the innocence of the ink is the mystery of the six arts.

The theory of calligraphy reform is even more eye-catching.

The first use of the pen is to take the outline of the reform.

The second awareness is the good opportunity to wait for the reform.

The third bundle is the identification from top to bottom.

All three are combined, and then it is a book, and the reform is self-contained.

Hey, great talent!
If the Jade Emperor met, maybe the Heavenly Court would still have a chance to complete the transformation and be reborn. Unfortunately, the Emperor met him first.

Murong Wan'er, accept it, it will be of great use in the future!
On the third day, Murong Wan'er sent her maid to bring breakfast early, it was very rich, cold cucumber, lotus root slices, bean sprouts, leeks,...

Hit the street!
Xie Yun drank the porridge and began to miss Xiong Da.

That stupid bear, why hasn't he come back, the emperor wants to eat meat.

There were small bowls beside them, and the three apprentices who only drank porridge were unhappy, and asked: "Master, why did Miss Murong give you food, but the three of us only have porridge?"

Xie Yun didn't speak, but picked up a piece of lotus root and took a bite.

Sun Wukong scratched his head, suddenly realized, and said: "Master, I understand, you want me to be more careful, and to say good things when I see other girls?"

"Hey!" Xie Yun sighed, and said, "Come on, read with me as a teacher, eating lotus root is ugly!"

"If you are ugly, don't ask for so much, you are thinking of farting."

Sun Wukong put down the bowl in his hand, tightly clutched his small heart, damn it, it hurts so much, it really is something that a master can say!
Murong Wan'er came in with a plate of scrambled eggs, pointed to the door, and said, "Go out and eat, I have something to say to your master."

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting dared to hold the bowl decisively, said nothing, and went out directly.

This girl is not an ordinary person, I can't afford to provoke her!
It is unscientific for a golden fairy to be able to use the freeze technique to freeze the big Luo golden fairy.

She must be backed by quasi-sage or even sub-sage-level powers. The Golden Horn and Silver Horn who are still punished to this day are a lesson from the past.

Xie Yun was not in the mood to fight for his apprentice, he sipped the porridge one after another, and asked, "Is there any high opinion this time, I will listen with all my ears."

"I won't talk about that today, I'm looking for marriage!" Murong Wan'er blushed, rubbing the hem of her clothes, saying in embarrassment.

Cough, the reputation of my matchmaker has finally spread.

Xie Yun coughed a few times, took out the marriage book, and said, "No problem, but there is a fee, 50 Lingshi labor fee, no discount."

"Are you stealing money?" Murong Wan'er stared at almond eyes.

"Hmph, this emperor is a dignified quasi-sage, how expensive is it to make one shot?"

"Stingy ghost, return you!" Murong Wan'er took out the flat peach from her bosom.

"Hey, this emperor does not accept physical mortgages, please pay the labor costs with spirit stones." Xie Yun pushed Pantao back and said solemnly.

Murong Waner: emmmmm
you are vicious!
She was in pain for a long time, so she still took out a universe bag and threw it to Xie Yun. After all, finding a partner is more important, and the money that should be spent cannot be saved.

Xie Yun took the Qiankun bag, opened it and looked at the white spirit stones inside, suddenly felt a great sense of satisfaction, making money is actually not difficult.

"Murong Wan'er, birth date: Dingmao Renzi Dingsi Gengzi."

After Xie Yun wrote Murong Wan'er and her birth date in the marriage book, a sentence appeared on it: This woman is beyond words, she is the next Queen Mother, the concubine of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor.

What the hell, is the marriage book broken?
(End of this chapter)