Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 140 The Secret of Men

The Taishang Laojun came to Wa Palace this time for a secret visit, wearing a black cloak and carrying a secret treasure that conceals the secrets of the sky. If he didn't bring the token of the Bajing Palace, he might not even be able to enter the gate.

Xie Yun touched the mutton fat jade bottle, plantain fan and golden rope in his arms, feeling a little guilty, and asked first: "Brother, what's the matter?"

"Junior brother, you may not believe it if you tell me that the Jinjiao and Yinjiao you met in Pingdingshan are the boys who burned the fire in the palace of the senior brother." The Taishang Laojun took off his black cloak and said helplessly: "They stole me. My magic weapon, I ran down to the mortal world privately, where is it now?"

"I met them. They are in Yalong Mountain now, and I met Hong Sanniang's clansman in Yalong Mountain, and asked for the golden rope back for senior brother." Xie Yun pointed to Murong Wan'er, talking about his hard work.

Why abandon the red rope in exchange for a golden rope.

What counts as marriage?

What was blackmailed, came to Wa Palace for help.

Taishang Laojun had a dark face when he heard it, and felt that something was wrong.

"Brother, do you still remember Huo Huo San?" Xie Yun exclaimed, "That thing is colorless and tasteless, it's hard to guard against."

Taishang Laojun's heart became cold, and he asked: "Golden Horn and Silver Horn went to the mortal world in private and stole my seven-star sword, which is used to subdue demons and demons. Where is the sword now?"

Xie Yun took out the seven-star sword, and said reluctantly: "Brother, my journey to the west is full of dangers. If I meet someone like Hong Sanniang, my life may be in danger. I really lack a sharp weapon for self-defense."

"What Hong Sanniang, what are you two talking about?" Nuwa asked curiously, blinking her eyes beside her.

She assured with a woman's sixth sense that there must be something wrong.

Fuck, what are you talking about Hong Sanniang, you kid, you are taking advantage of the fire!

"Forget it, I'll give you the seven-star sword!" Taishang Laojun said with a heartache, "What about my purple gold gourd that holds the elixir?"

"Eldest brother, don't worry, the purple gold gourd is still there, but it was borrowed by Xiong Da and Hu Yao. They went to Shuangchaling to give it off. When they come back, I will definitely send it to you." Xie Yun patted his chest and promised.

The old man believed your evil!
Laojun feels that Zijin Gourd also wants meat buns to beat dogs, and there will be no return.

Forget it, I don't lack the magic weapon to hold the elixir, but the purple gold gourd is the best one.

"Little brother, where is the mutton fat jade bottle?"

Xie Yun took out his own mutton fat jade bottle, and Laojun's mutton fat jade bottle, and put them together.

He said distressedly: "Brother, to be honest, in a few days it will be the first anniversary of my love with Nuwa. I want to give her this pair of suet jade bottles as a gift."

Taishang Laojun was probably heartbroken.

On the anniversary of your love, don't care about me, sprinkle dog food here, don't you think of a saint as a human being?

"Well, brother, I will bear the pain and give up." Taishang Laojun suddenly became open-minded and said, "Little brother, prepare yourself. When you pass the Wuji country and pass Haoshan, it will be the 250th birthday of the red boy. Let's get together."

Hmph, it's not too much for you to celebrate your girlfriend's anniversary and let this old man celebrate your son's birthday?
Xie Yun never expected that the elder brother would find an opportunity here to blackmail himself.

But it always feels weird for a 25-year-old to celebrate a 250-year-old's birthday.

"On the way to learn the scriptures, there are many mosquitoes. Junior brother, you can stay with the banana fan. It's okay to fan the mosquitoes." The Taishang Laojun also saw it, and sent the banana fan out without Xie Yun looking for reasons.

Xie Yun reciprocated, and quickly took out the golden rope and handed it to the elder brother.

"Junior Sister, Junior Brother, there is still a batch of elixir in the Tushita Palace that is about to be refined, and senior brother will leave first." Taishang Laojun put on the black cloak again, and said: "Tell Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao to get back to the fire. "

"Don't go, you two haven't told me who Hong Sanniang is?" Nuwa was upset.

These two people talked in a cloud of fog, aroused their own interests, and didn't say it clearly, like irresponsible bastards.

Xie Yun and Lao Jun looked at each other, and said tacitly, "That's our man's secret."

Taishang Laojun left at ease.

"Husband, what is the relationship between senior brother and that red lady?" Nuwa asked coquettishly like a beautiful snake, really entangled Xie Yun.

"I told you for my husband, that's our man's secret." Xie Yun felt his mouth dry and his hair a little straight at the root.

"Give me a hint?" Nv Wa gave the best option and threatened, "Otherwise, you will take your little lover with you."

Xie Yun looked at the foolish Murong Wan'er with black lines on his face, gritted his teeth and said, "Eldest brother and my husband share the same illness and pity each other."

Nuwa thought of the golden rope, and instantly guessed everything, and her gossip mentality was greatly satisfied.

Murong Wan'er stayed in the Wa Palace like this, and began to receive training on how to become a qualified imperial concubine.

Houtu was trapped in the land of the six realms of reincarnation and could not leave. As a saint, she had a special status and could not disclose her relationship with Xie Yun, so she needed a third sister to appear as Xie Yun's virtuous helper.

People from the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan are very suitable. They have connections with both the Human Clan and the Monster Clan, and they also keep a certain distance from other forces.

Xie Yun didn't think too much about it. After he and Nuwa got bored for a while, he opened the space crack and hurried back to Yalong Mountain.

One day in the sky and one year in the world, three days have passed.

In the stone courtyard, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao are still standing in the courtyard, Murong Wan'er's little maid has disappeared.

Xiong Dazao had already returned from Shuangchaling, and was grilling meat in the yard. Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk and Tiger Demon gathered around the barbecue grill, mouthfuls of greasy food.

The corners of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao's mouths were drooling.

The four bastards eat meat as long as they eat, why are they eating next to Lao Tzu?
Especially Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting, holding barbecued meat, swaying in front of your eyes with a cheap look, it's so fucking annoying!

boom! boom! boom!
Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices away, and unlocked the immobilization technique for Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao. The two people who had stood for seven days fell to the ground in an instant.

After recovering for a while, the two of them joined forces to hunt down Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk.

The five people fought chaotically, everyone was injured, their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, and finally they squatted together in front of the barbecue grill, looking like good brothers, and began to eat meat and drink alcohol.

"After you two finish eating, go back to Heaven." Xie Yun said.

"Uncle Master, if we go back like this, the master will probably blame us." Jin Jiao put down the barbecue in his hand and said.

"I have already handed over the golden rope to the senior brother. The senior brother said exactly, tell you two to go back and light the fire."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao's eyes turned red, the barbecue in their mouths was no longer fragrant, and they almost cried out.

The mission of Pingdingshan is difficult!

The two of them were shut out N times at Yalong Mountain, and suffered N many grievances, and finally they were able to return to Tushita Palace.

"Uncle Master is unparalleled in righteousness, you are our savior, please accept our worship." Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao knelt down and kowtowed three times firmly.

Xie Yun shook his head, flicked his sleeves, a gust of wind lifted the two of them up, and said, "They are all from my own family, hurry back and be careful on the road."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao turned their heads three times a step, stepped on the auspicious clouds, and flew back to the heaven.

Only then did Xiong Da and Hu Yao put down the things in their hands, came over together, and reported: "Master Dao, Shuangchaling has an important matter to do."

Xie Yun's face changed, and he went west to learn scriptures. Could it be that the base camp is on fire?
　In the next chapter, Uncle Seven makes his debut.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)