Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 156 Terrible Psychology

"What are you two talking about?" After the duel between Master Tongtian and Yuanyuan Tianzun, they came over with white towels and wiped their sweat, and asked.

"We're discussing whether the two of you have been fighting for so many years, whether we can win or lose this time." The old man turned around and didn't say anything about the colonial plane.

Now the prehistoric and desolate three realms are in chaos, and the matter of colonization cannot be arranged until the three realms have stabilized at least.

"That goes without saying, look at the bruise on the corner of the third brother's mouth, I hammered it." Yuan Yuan Tianzun put his arms around Master Tongtian, and forcibly pulled his younger brother's head.

Xie Yun was a little shocked. The two senior brothers have been fighting since the opening of the sky. Could it be that the winner has finally been decided?
"Fart!" Master Tongtian pulled Yuan Tianzun and forcibly turned around.

puff!

Xie Yun laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

There was a big hole in Yuan Tianzun's ass, needless to say, it must have been cut open by the leader with a sword.

"Is it funny?" Yuanshi Tianzun turned his head, with two sword eyebrows upside down, as if he was about to get angry.

"It's not funny, I'm in a hurry, I need to go to the toilet." Xie Yun dropped the fruit and performed the urination escape method.

It's cool to tease the saint for a while, and it's always cool to tease the saint all the time.

It means that the sage must resist when he gets angry, otherwise he will easily burp if he is not careful.

This is the experience of blood and tears summed up by many dead monks in the prehistoric three worlds for 10 years.

Xie Yun squatted in the toilet, using his spiritual sense to read the mirage from Zixiao Gongshun some time ago, until the red boy was also anxious, knocking on the door and shouting: "Who is inside, standing in the latrine and not shitting, eating?"

Xie Yun opened the door, squinted, stared straight at Hong Boy, and said coldly: "The emperor had a bad stomach two days ago, nephew, do you have any objections?"

"Uncle Master, it turns out that you are squatting here, no wonder I feel that the surrounding area is full of strange fragrances, you go on, and I will guard the door for you." Red Boy said, shrinking his neck.

"Get out, who's the fuck? The emperor came here just to take refuge, and your poop smells all over the place. If you want to go to the toilet, get out." Xie Yun kicked the red boy on the buttocks after washing his hands.

"Okay, Uncle Master, go slowly, come often when you have time."

Snapped!
After Red Boy finished speaking, he immediately closed and locked the door.

Xie Yun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking about how to educate this problem child well, this is too skinny and too jumpy.

Today's gathering is a private one, and there are no servants serving it.

Princess Iron Fan and Nuwa get together to discuss interesting things between husband and wife. The distance is a bit far, and they can't use their magic power, so they can't hear what they are talking about.

Taishang Laojun lit the stove outside the house and prepared to barbecue, which was his forte.

The original Tianzun went out with the leader of Tongtian, saying that he came back with some meat as the main course.

I don't know that the big monster in Xiniu Hezhou will be unlucky today and will be targeted by these two evil gods.

In the distance, Zhunti and Jieyin, who were still sitting under the banana tree drinking tea and gossiping, waved to Xie Yun and said, "Junior brother, come over and have a chat."

The main place of Buddhism is now in Xiniu Hezhou. Although there are also distributions in the other four continents, the teachings are not complete and the situation is weak.

For this reason, the two Buddhist leaders broke their hearts and wanted to preach eastward.

There are various Bodhi seeds on their table, such as Thousand Eyes Bodhi, Xingyue Bodhi, Tianzhu Bodhi, Lotus Bodhi, etc., which are all fried nuts.

Xie Yun picked out Lotus Bodhi and Tianzhu Bodhi. These two kinds of Bodhi taste sweet, and they are his favorites.

"Nowadays, there are endless wars in the continents of the lower realm, causing blood to flow into rivers and people being displaced. My heart aches!" Zhunti sage clasped his hands together and said the Buddha's name.

"I don't know what good strategy my junior brother has?" Jieyin asked while coiling the glazed Buddhist beads in his hand.

"It's none of my business. I'm very busy studying scriptures right now, so I can't separate myself. How about I donate some money to show my condolences?" Xie Yun prevaricated.

"Junior Brother, don't eat it. I want to spread Buddhism to Dongsheng Shenzhou. Help me with a specific idea." Zhunti Sage swept all the bodhi seeds on the table into his arms.

Xie Yun was not happy, and nagged: "Brother, why are you so stingy, eating your two bodhi seeds, you still feel bad."

"It's not easy for you to preach. The prehistoric three worlds have long been occupied by major forces. It's a bit difficult to grab the territory. Let's go to other planes. When the time comes, Buddhism prepares. Let's work together. I occupy the territory and you are brainwashed, bah , is preaching."

"Is it possible?" Zhunti Saint's voice was a little puzzled.

"I think it's feasible, let's work it out together." The guiding sage counted.

The two Buddhist leaders threw a basket of bodhi seeds to Xie Yun to drive them away, and then began to discuss the grand plan of colonization and missionary work.

As for the Four Noble Truths preached by Buddhist teachings, let’s get out of the way first. At this time, it is more important to occupy the territory and grab the belief.

Hey, the world is getting worse, and the saints have become so naked and full of utilitarianism.

Xie Yun felt a chill in his heart, so he went to the east end of the courtyard, playing with the mirage in his hand, looking for comfort.

The mirage records the little fox demon from Qingqiu, with a pure appearance and a very hot body, dancing.

Dancing very energetically, stripping, but I don't know why this mirage appeared in Zixiao Palace. Could it be the private collection of Master Hongjun?
Xie Yun shook his head and denied this idea. How could these mirages belong to the master, they must be his own. This pot must be carried by the master, hehehe.

"Nuwa, do you know psychology?" Princess Iron Fan asked suddenly.

"If you don't have the ability to read minds, why do you want to study psychology?" Nu Wa was puzzled.

"Mind reading is useful for men. Even old sows can climb trees. Can you use mind reading to see what your guy is doing?"

Princess Iron Fan took Nuwa's hand and warned: "We are all hard-working people, and the guy we found has a high level of cultivation, and mind reading skills are useless to them."

"Look at the seat where your guy is sitting. Is it on the easternmost side? He can see what all of us are doing there, but we don't know what he's doing. What do you think he's going to do at this time?"

Pfft!
Nuwa's heart skipped a beat, and she had a bad premonition.

Princess Iron Fan looked at Xie Yun with a slight expression. After using psychological analysis, she blushed and cursed secretly: A man is a virtue.

Xie Yun had a warning in his heart and was startled. When he looked around, he happened to meet Nu Wa's puzzled eyes.

Obediently, two women in one show, it's definitely not a good thing to get together.

He felt a little guilty, so he went to the Taishang Laojun for cover.

"Stinky boy, can you stop directing the fire towards me?"

"Eldest brother, what happened just now?" Xie Yun was still confused.

After he was sanctified, he was immune to saint-level mind-reading skills, but at that moment, he still felt that he had been seen.

There was a wry smile on the corner of Laojun's mouth: "Your sister-in-law must have used psychology on you, knowing that you are looking at some shameful things."

Princess Iron Fan's psychology combined with a woman's sixth sense has a very powerful effect, and she also likes to use her power to do experiments.

Yuan Tianzun and Master Tongtian went hunting because they were afraid that the little secret in their hearts would be seen through by their sister-in-law.

Because Zhunti and Jieyin have facial paralysis, they are not afraid of psychology. Laojun also has a tendency to develop facial paralysis.

(End of this chapter)