Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 189 Eat or not?eat!
"Brother, you died so miserable!" Two lines of tears flowed down the face of Immortal Lu Li.

"Brother, take care!" Immortal Yang Li's voice trembled.

Xie Yun had black lines on his face. After he kicked away the primordial spirit of Great Immortal Huli, he said, "What are you howling, after eating, this emperor will pay you a body!"

"Fellow Daoist Hu Li, please turn around now, squat in that corner, and think about how to pinch your favorite face."

"Emperor Immortal, it is extremely rare to reunite a treasure with a physical body, please don't tease me." Immortal Hu Li turned his head back as he walked, confirming again and again.

"This Emperor has always been one-sided!" Xie Yun saw Immortal Huli's primordial spirit go away, turned back and asked Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli, "Would you two take a bite, this is a rare opportunity."

Fuck, Immortal Emperor, you are a devil!
If the two of us eat the body of the elder brother, what kind of face should we get along with the elder brother in the future?

When Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li were about to refuse with righteous words, a strange fragrance wafted over.

On Xiong Da's side, Immortal Hu Li's body has been chopped into pieces and put into the pot. Under the simmering of the best spiritual fire, the meat is now almost cooked.

"If you two don't eat, then the emperor will leave." Xie Yun shook his head and said regretfully.

He has already calculated, and when he walks over, it will be ready to eat.

"The Immortal Emperor stays, let's eat!" Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li hurriedly shouted.

They figured it out, if they didn't operate well later on, they would definitely be hacked to death by the Immortal Emperor, and it would be nice to be a hungry ghost if they could have a full meal before they died.

Xiong Da's culinary skills had already reached the pinnacle, and before the pot was opened, a group of beasts surrounded him.

Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting rely on their high cultivation and crowded in the first circle, 28 stars squeezed in the second circle, Leigong and Dianmu, Fengboyushi and Xiaotiangou were jumping anxiously in the outer circle.

"What's the crowd? Don't you know you have to queue up for dinner?" Xie Yun frowned and reprimanded: "You don't have the basic qualities, how did the Jade Emperor teach you?"

Everyone was embarrassed, one of them held a big iron basin, and started to be honest, lining up to eat according to their strength, including the Xiaotian dog sticking out its tongue.

As a quasi-sage and an immortal emperor, Xie Yun naturally didn't line up. Xiong Da had already filled a basin and brought it over.

The tiger meat is very tender, the shreds of the meat are distinct, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes. The soup is milky white, and there are some fresh white radishes in it.

Xie Yun ate meat and drank wine, watching with great interest the Great Immortal Lu Li and the Great Immortal Yang Li competing for rankings.

For me, I can't compare to Erlang Zhenjun, 28 Constellations, there is no reason why I can't compare to Leigong and Dianmu, Fengboyushi and Xiaotiangou these little gods!
"We are the real gods in heaven, what virtue and ability do you have to stand in front of us?" Lei Gong sneered.

"Impoverished Dao cultivator is at the Golden Immortal stage, and the flesh body is at the Golden Immortal stage, do you want to fight?" Immortal Lu Li and Immortal Yang Li rolled up their sleeves, revealing their thick arms.

"Two fellow daoists, please!" Lei Gong resolutely admitted defeat.

In the world of comprehension, one's own strength is the last word, and the one with the biggest fist is the senior. This is an unwritten rule.

"It's noisy, there are no rules, master uncle, do you want me to stop them?" Yang Jian came over with a pot of stewed meat, sat down next to Xie Yun and asked.

"You have a lot to do, sit down and eat meat." Xie Yun gave Yang Jian a white look, and handed him a jar of wine.

The two turned on the mode of eating and chatting.

"Xiao Yang, I have dismantled the list of gods. Why is the personnel affairs in the heaven still stagnant? The Jade Emperor didn't think about laying off staff and recruiting a group of new gods from the world?"

"I have traveled all the way to the west, but I saw many good talents buried in the wilderness. It is really heartbreaking!" Xie Yun pointed to the Great Immortal Lu Li and the Great Immortal Yang Li and said, "Look at them, no matter how you look at them, they are better than the thunder god and the lightning mother." It's a lot stronger."

Yang Jian gnawed on the meat, and said vaguely: "Master Uncle, those two belong to you, does my uncle dare to use them?"

"There are many problems in the heavenly court. You asked me to reform the heavenly court. I was pushed out and investigated the missing persons case."

"That's because you don't have enough wrists, you can't fight against others. Wait, after the emperor has learned the scriptures, he will get your uncle down and entrust you with a heavy responsibility." Xie Yun patted Yang Jian on the shoulder and said earnestly: "You are here! Don't embarrass me now."

Yang Jian put down the basin, and said with a slightly dizzy head, "Master Uncle, you think things are simple. According to my investigation, the Heavenly Court seems to be connected with the disappearing Demon Dao. The Heavenly Court you and I came into contact with is just the tip of the iceberg."

"Demon way?" Xie Yun was taken aback.

If the magic way is entangled with the Heavenly Court, it will be a big deal!
Hey, didn't my avatar take the twelfth-rank black lotus to unify the magic way?

I hope he can succeed and give the Jade Emperor a surprise when the time comes.

When everyone was halfway through eating, a servant from Che Chiguo ran over and asked, "Master Daoist, Your Majesty is short to ask, what are you cooking here? ?”

"Fuck off, the rest of my dog ​​is packed up and forced to eat by the dog, is he ashamed?" Xiao Tiangou bared his teeth.

"Dog..., demon dog! Daoist, hurry up and subdue the demon, I'll go back and return to my life first!" The servant was so frightened that he couldn't help himself, and ran back.

The others looked at Xiaotiangou with complicated eyes. This dog has a good brain and knows how to use its own racial advantages to protect food.

Xie Yun threw the Xiaotian dog into the pot with a dark face, and said angrily: "Don't come out if you can't finish eating!"

"Wang, thank you Master Uncle, I don't plan to go out!" Xiao Tiangou was overjoyed.

The stewed meat of Da Luo Jinxian level is very full, and it can't eat it anymore. There is enough in this pot for it to eat deliciously for three days.

Xie Yun shook his head. He drew a seal on the lid of the pot, but opened a small hole for ventilation.

Later, when I eat the Deer Power Immortal and the Sheep Power Immortal, I'll be so hungry!
Bah, if I eat it later, yes, if it is, this emperor has no intention of persecuting the lives of the two fellow Taoists, I just greedy their bodies!
After deceiving himself, Xie Yun took out the five-section white jade lotus root and found Huli Daxian Yuanshen who was squatting in the corner and entangled endlessly.

He asked: "Fellow Daoist Hu Li, how do you pinch your face, have you thought about it?"

"Immortal Emperor, do you really have a treasure that can allow me to reunite with my physical body?"

"Bullshit, hurry up and draw what you think, or I'll make you look like four later, don't blame me!" Xie Yun put the five-section white jade lotus root in a human shape on the ground, and warned.

When the primordial spirit of Great Immortal Hu Li saw the white jade lotus root, his heart was relieved.

The Immortal Emperor sincerely does not lie to me, there really is a treasure to reunite his body, but he is worried about it again: "Immortal Emperor, have you ever pinched someone else's face before?"

"Don't worry, you have a lot of experience, and you're in control!" Xie Yun thought for a while, then patted his chest and assured him.

Before time travel, when he was still in elementary school, he took handicraft classes and made a lot of clay figurines. Although the teacher gave grade C grades, it was because of the teacher's bad vision.

　Great Immortal Huli reunited in the flesh, what will happen to Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli when they see it?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)