Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 191 Fuck, So Cruel
There is nothing to say about Xiong Da's cooking skills. The whole deer is roasted with a secret method, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, the juice is full, the skin is crispy and the meat is fresh...

The unique aroma of barbecue sweeps across the whole world, sweeping across Liuhe, stimulating everyone's sense of smell.

The Xiaotian dog, famous for its dog's nose, couldn't sit still. It suddenly felt that the stew around it was no longer fragrant and tasteless. The roasted venison was the delicacy in the world.

"Wang, Immortal Emperor, let me out!"

Xie Yun cut off a piece of venison, tied it up with a fairy rope, hung it above the iron pot, and said flatly, "You think of beauty!"

Tick ​​tock!

The fat from the venison passed through the air hole and just dripped on the tip of Xiaotian dog's nose, and Xiaotian dog's mentality collapsed.

Fuck, the Immortal Emperor is so cruel, let me see, let me smell, but let me not eat, is there anything more cruel than this for a dog?

The body of Great Immortal Luli is only half the size of Immortal Huli, and it still shrinks after charcoal roasting, and everyone eats it up quickly.

After Xie Yun finished pinching the face of Immortal Luli, he pulled Immortal Yangli into and out of the formation, preparing for the final match.

"Bihan, fellow Daoist Yangli, you decide!"

Immortal Yang Li wanted to die, so it didn't matter, Ji Shou said: "Emperor Immortal, you can do whatever you want."

"Let's compare the oil pot!" Xie Yun pulled out a large pot made of nine-day black iron, filled it with oil, and pointed with his finger.

The mutated version of the true fire of Samadhi was burning, and the whole pot of oil boiled instantly.

"Fellow Daoist, this emperor will come first!" Xie Yun reached into the oil pan and tested the temperature.

That's right, my mutated Samadhi True Fire is still very powerful, and anyone below the quasi-sage can't stand it in the frying pan.

Immortal Yangli looked at the true fire of Samadhi, shivered, frowning, and said earnestly, "Emperor Immortal, I admit defeat!"

Death is not terrible, what is terrible is suffering alive, being blown to death alive in an oil pan, it is too miserable, and going to the [-]th floor of hell is nothing more than that.

"Master of the Three Kingdoms, you are representing the face of thousands of people in our Che Chi country, how can you admit defeat?" The fat king said angrily: "If you dare not put oil on the pan, then compete with swordsmanship, aren't you known as the sword fairy? "

If the three masters are not removed, how can I gain power?

Thinking of this, he shouted at Xie Yun: "Master Daoist, be careful, Master of the Three Kingdoms has two fairy swords, one long and one short, very powerful!"

Che Chiguo's civil and military officials were both dumbfounded and angry.

This doggy king, who is upright and loyal to the enemy, has already betrayed the country of Che Chi, and also betrayed thousands of people in the country!

The Fat King didn't know that his suggestion fell into the hands of Immortal Yangli. When he was worrying about how to die, the way of death unexpectedly fell from the sky.

Perfect, a real swordsman, even if he knows that the opponent is a sword god far superior to himself, he must have the courage to draw his sword.

"Immortal Emperor, it is a lifetime honor for the poor to compete with you!" Immortal Yang Li sacrificed his two immortal swords.

It turned out to be a blunt sword with ring-mounted threads. If you look closely, you will find that it is his two horns.

"It's no match for you, you're cheap!" Xie Yun rolled his eyes and pulled out the seven-star sword.

"Immortal Emperor, you are the master of swordsmanship, please enlighten me." Immortal Yang Li couldn't believe his ears, he was actually complimented by the Immortal Emperor!

At least in his ears, your cheapness is your sword, which means that your swordsmanship is recognized by the Immortal Emperor.

"Immortal Emperor, there is Bole in the world and then there is Maxima. You can actually see my extraordinary swordsmanship in the vast sea of ​​people. You are my Bole..."

Immortal Yang Li babbled a lot of nonsense, Xie Yun couldn't stand it anymore, so he slashed at him with his sword.

With a flash of blue light, a goat was evenly split in half and fell to the ground. The shock in his eyes still disappeared.

Xiong Dale came up, he grabbed the two hind legs, twisted his waist and exerted strength, carried the meat on his shoulders, and praised: "Master is good at swordsmanship, the incision is smooth and smooth, like flowing clouds and flowing water, and it is done in one go. It really opened our eyes. These are not two pieces of meat, this is simply a handicraft!"

"Master, how do you want to eat this mutton?" He asked after removing the internal organs and fur of Immortal Yangli.

Xie Yun looked at the ruby-like mutton, and looked at the tumbling oil pan, and said regretfully: "Don't waste it, fry it, by the way, keep two hind legs to refrigerate, in two days, I will entertain an old friend .”

"Okay!" After Xiong Da performed fancy operations with the boning knife in his hand, Immortal Yang Li was cut into strips of meat that were as wide as a thumb and as long as a palm, except for the two hind legs.

Coat it with egg liquid, stick it with bread crumbs, fry it until it is golden and crispy, take it out, the old people and children love it, and the fat king next door is almost crying.

Don't throw away the remaining bones, internal organs and leftovers, stew into a pot of haggis soup, simmer slowly, heavy pepper and heavy vinegar!
When it comes out of the pan, just sprinkle some green onion, chopped green onion, and coriander, and then add some red chili oil, and the Xiaotian dog will already be crying.

"Wang, Daoyou Xiong, save a bowl for me!"

"You mangy dog ​​wants to eat haggis soup—daydreaming!" Xiong Da took a big copper spoon and began to serve more than 30 gods.

Damn, I'm also a great Luo Jinxian anyway, no matter in terms of cultivation base or status, he is almost the same as your master Yang Jian.

What are you Xiaotiangou, you want to be my peer, dare to call me a fellow daoist?
Damn it, today I will let you drink a drop of soup, I write the word Xiong Da backwards!
"Come, come, whoever is not enough, hurry up and add some, it's shameful to waste, don't waste it." As soon as Xiong Da said this, the whole audience was full of soup.

Xie Yun was no exception. Fried mutton and haggis soup were a perfect match. The Jade Emperor would not change his position, but his appetite was poor because there was a spoiled person standing beside him.

"Fellow Daoist Yangli, go to the corner next to you and think about it, the emperor will pinch your face later, don't affect my appetite now, okay?"

Immortal Yang Li's primordial spirit couldn't wait, and directly took out a portrait and said, "Immortal Emperor, you eat, I'm ready."

Xie Yun put down the basin in his hand and thought about it, how could I feel that something was wrong in the three rounds of sparring.

Immortal Huli's death method is quite normal, Immortal Luli seems to commit suicide, and Immortal Yangli seems to be courting death. Could it be that both of them are trying to deceive Bai Yuou?

"System, I'm reporting that Immortal Lu Li committed suicide and lied to lotus root."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a Thousand Miles Frozen Card!"

Thousand Miles of Frozen Card: After using it, you can release a huge ice law, freezing all the targets in front of you.

"System, I'm reporting that Immortal Yangli cheated lotus root for courting death."

Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with 33 chaotic energy. "

Immortal Yang Li's primordial spirit is stupid, what the fuck, is it so obvious that his acting skills are so poor?
The portrait in his hand fell to the ground, and his heart sank a lot. To deceive the Immortal Emperor is a death penalty!
purr purr!

Xie Yun took two mouthfuls of haggis soup, pointed to the corner and said, "Go over and face the wall and think about it, don't disturb this emperor for dinner."

Immortal Yang Li's primordial spirit floated over helplessly, thinking desperately: What will the Immortal Emperor do with me?
Shattered to the ground, beaten to death, or sealed in a magic weapon, never to see the light of day again?
But on the other side.

"It's so delicious!" Xie Yun took a deep breath from the haggis soup, and sighed: "Silly bear, give me some coriander and bring me some more."

(End of this chapter)