Report at the beginning of Journey to the West
Chapter 202 Eat Your Uncle
Chapter 202 Eat Your Uncle
"My lord, spare me, I'm here to cheer you up!" A large number of traitors soon appeared in the crowd.
"Taoist priest, save me!" Most of the villagers in Chenjiazhuang began to gather behind Xie Yun.
"We are now recruiting monster hunters with a lot of money. As long as we can accept goldfish essence, the price is negotiable." Many rich and squires held up gold ingots and wanted to call a death squad. Bah, they are demon slayer warriors.
……
Zhu Bajie and Drifting also had serious expressions on their faces. Da Luo Jinxian's late rivals should not be underestimated.
Especially Bajie, who never let go of the nine-tooth rake in his hand, but he couldn't figure it out, did the goldfish spirit take hormones in just one night?
It swelled to the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian, two small realms higher than himself, which is simply unreasonable.
"Smelly Taoist priest, did you hurt my benefactor who let go last night?" Although the King of Inspiration had a fishhook hanging from the corner of his mouth, he felt that this did not affect his pretentiousness.
Xie Yun pointed at Sun Wukong who was still in a coma, nodded and admitted: "It was the poor man who beat him, what do you want?"
"Hahaha, kneel down and admit your mistake. This king can consider keeping your whole body, or the ashes will be thrown away for you." The king of inspiration felt the pleasure of being slapped in the face for the first time.
30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor.
Be a man to stay on the line and meet each other in the future.
If you don't understand such a simple truth, I will teach you with my fist!
The King of Inspiration made crackling noises with his fingers, unscrupulously displaying his powerful aura of Da Luo Jinxian in the later stage.
boom!
Xie Yun inserted the golden cudgel into the ground and ordered the golden cudgel: "Grow bigger."
The golden cudgel remains unchanged.
The real spirit in it looked at Sun Wukong who was in a coma, and courageously replied weakly: "I am a magic weapon of acquired merits and virtues with integrity, and only the master can order me."
Snapped!
Xie Yun slapped him, making a deep slap mark on the smooth surface of the golden cudgel.
He sternly warned: "A broken acquired magic weapon dares to talk about morals with Lao Tzu, and then talk about Lao Tzu taking you back to the Tushita Palace and letting my senior brother melt you."
The golden cudgel grew thicker and bigger silently, and it has been pierced for 33 days.
"Immortal Emperor, it's [-] catties, are you satisfied?"
"The emperor is very satisfied, you are acquainted."
Xie Yun was very satisfied, but the king of inspiration was not satisfied. The silk fishing line was only a few hundred meters long, and after trying hard to pull it, it was stretched to 3000 meters.
The Golden Cudgel is now more than 1 meters, and in the process of becoming longer, it also took him to the sky.
True Passive Fancy Ascension!
He tried it, and the line was so tough that he couldn't stop pulling it.
"Smelly Taoist priest, put me down quickly, I will spare your life!" King Inspiration yelled.
Xie Yun raised his head and shouted: "I won't let you go, what can you do with me, come down and hit me!"
The king of inspiration struggled for a long time, his mentality collapsed, and he cursed directly: &@#初去死$……
"System, I will report the goldfish spirit for swearing."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with the confinement technique."
Imprisonment technique: the top supernatural power in the prehistoric three worlds, which can imprison any monk, valid for half an hour, and can be superimposed repeatedly (only valid for the saint period).
Zhu Bajie and Drifting heard that they couldn't bear it anymore, so they took the initiative to ask for a fight.
"You two go, be careful, don't let that guy jump over the wall in a hurry." Xie Yun waved his hand, a goldfish spirit, and he didn't need to lower his status to clean it up.
"Monster, my master came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Da Leiyin Temple in the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Show me some respect, old pig!" Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake directly changed into the form of a nine-dragon chariot.
Drifting didn't dare to be careless, the crescent shovel was shining brightly, and the aura sprayed out like it didn't want money.
The opponent is a strong player in the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian. Although it is two against one, it can't be careless.
The king of inspiration saw Zhu Bajie and Drifting coming towards him, full of confidence, and was about to say a few harsh words, but it was too late.
Zhu Bajie's chariot was so fast that it reached his face.
"Pig demon, you sneak attack, oops!"
The chariot rolled over the face of the king of inspiration, leaving two deep ruts, followed by Drifting's crescent shovel.
puff!
The Inspiration King and the two were beaten together and vomited blood and were seriously injured.
"Two-on-one is no hero, if you have the ability, come one by one."
Zhu Bajie and Drifting glanced at each other, they were curious why the Inspiration King was so ungrateful, so they complied with each other's request.
"Oh, take it easy, it hurts!"
"You two are so shameless that you bully me unarmed!"
"Hiss, why are your physical bodies so strong?" The king of inspiration finally collapsed when he saw Zhu Bajie and Drifting who were shirtless and still able to easily suppress him.
Is Lao Tzu's cultivation a fake?
"Fuck, you guys are bullying me, then everyone don't want to live, just die, there are so many people buried with you, it's enough to comfort you for a lifetime!"
Zhu Bajie and Drifting looked at the king of inspiration who chose to blew himself up, and quickly retreated.
Although this guy is not resistant to fighting, he is also a real master of the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian. If he explodes himself, he will definitely destroy the world. It is really not worth it to be dragged by him.
"Hahaha, two cowards." Seeing that Zhu Bajie and Drifting retreated, the King of Inspiration regained his self-confidence a little, and he yelled at the bottom: "Smelly Taoist priest, let me go quickly, or I will drag you and the mortals around you Let's go to the west together!"
Xie Yun's face was full of black lines: Damn it, if you can't beat it, just play a rogue.
Using so many mortals to threaten oneself, isn't this the version of the Three Realms terrorists!
"System, I report Jinyujing for terrorist activities."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with 44 Chaos Qi."
Golden cudgel, little!
Big grappling technique!
The King of Inspiration was caught by Xie Yun as soon as the golden cudgel fell to the ground.
Zhu Bajie and Drifting were extremely embarrassed and said: "Master, we!"
boom!
Xie Yun kicked the two apprentices away, stared at the king of inspiration, and asked, "Why do you eat people?"
"Smelly Taoist priest, let me go quickly, or I will blow myself up and drag you away!"
Imprisonment learning!
Xie Yun emitted a ball of white light from both hands, completely imprisoning the aura in King Inspiration's body.
Now it's extremely difficult for this guy to fart, not to mention self-destruct.
"what did you do to me?"
"It's okay, it's just that the aura in your body has been imprisoned. Now you can answer the emperor, why can't you eat people?" Xie Yun let go of his quasi-sage aura.
The king of inspiration was startled, and said weakly: "Do you need an excuse for eating people?"
"Eating people won't increase your cultivation. Why do you want to eat? This emperor is completely puzzled."
"I haven't eaten people in Mount Putuo, but I heard that it can nourish yin and nourish yang, especially for boys and girls. Of course, if you have the opportunity to eat it, you must not let it go." The king of inspiration said as a matter of course.
Xie Yun cursed for the first time: "Eat your uncle, can't you just eat something normal?"
"There are some things that you can't touch. If you touch them, you will die. Now, under the order of the Heavenly Dao Inspector, I will sentence you to death!"
Spraying goldfish essence may be a bit far-fetched, but I wrote the inspiration king as a game eater who caused a new type of pneumonia. In real life, I can't stand you, but in the book I will write you to death.
Readers, masters, forgive me, let me use the novel to vent my feelings, and tomorrow I will whip the dead goldfish.
(End of this chapter)
"My lord, spare me, I'm here to cheer you up!" A large number of traitors soon appeared in the crowd.
"Taoist priest, save me!" Most of the villagers in Chenjiazhuang began to gather behind Xie Yun.
"We are now recruiting monster hunters with a lot of money. As long as we can accept goldfish essence, the price is negotiable." Many rich and squires held up gold ingots and wanted to call a death squad. Bah, they are demon slayer warriors.
……
Zhu Bajie and Drifting also had serious expressions on their faces. Da Luo Jinxian's late rivals should not be underestimated.
Especially Bajie, who never let go of the nine-tooth rake in his hand, but he couldn't figure it out, did the goldfish spirit take hormones in just one night?
It swelled to the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian, two small realms higher than himself, which is simply unreasonable.
"Smelly Taoist priest, did you hurt my benefactor who let go last night?" Although the King of Inspiration had a fishhook hanging from the corner of his mouth, he felt that this did not affect his pretentiousness.
Xie Yun pointed at Sun Wukong who was still in a coma, nodded and admitted: "It was the poor man who beat him, what do you want?"
"Hahaha, kneel down and admit your mistake. This king can consider keeping your whole body, or the ashes will be thrown away for you." The king of inspiration felt the pleasure of being slapped in the face for the first time.
30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor.
Be a man to stay on the line and meet each other in the future.
If you don't understand such a simple truth, I will teach you with my fist!
The King of Inspiration made crackling noises with his fingers, unscrupulously displaying his powerful aura of Da Luo Jinxian in the later stage.
boom!
Xie Yun inserted the golden cudgel into the ground and ordered the golden cudgel: "Grow bigger."
The golden cudgel remains unchanged.
The real spirit in it looked at Sun Wukong who was in a coma, and courageously replied weakly: "I am a magic weapon of acquired merits and virtues with integrity, and only the master can order me."
Snapped!
Xie Yun slapped him, making a deep slap mark on the smooth surface of the golden cudgel.
He sternly warned: "A broken acquired magic weapon dares to talk about morals with Lao Tzu, and then talk about Lao Tzu taking you back to the Tushita Palace and letting my senior brother melt you."
The golden cudgel grew thicker and bigger silently, and it has been pierced for 33 days.
"Immortal Emperor, it's [-] catties, are you satisfied?"
"The emperor is very satisfied, you are acquainted."
Xie Yun was very satisfied, but the king of inspiration was not satisfied. The silk fishing line was only a few hundred meters long, and after trying hard to pull it, it was stretched to 3000 meters.
The Golden Cudgel is now more than 1 meters, and in the process of becoming longer, it also took him to the sky.
True Passive Fancy Ascension!
He tried it, and the line was so tough that he couldn't stop pulling it.
"Smelly Taoist priest, put me down quickly, I will spare your life!" King Inspiration yelled.
Xie Yun raised his head and shouted: "I won't let you go, what can you do with me, come down and hit me!"
The king of inspiration struggled for a long time, his mentality collapsed, and he cursed directly: &@#初去死$……
"System, I will report the goldfish spirit for swearing."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with the confinement technique."
Imprisonment technique: the top supernatural power in the prehistoric three worlds, which can imprison any monk, valid for half an hour, and can be superimposed repeatedly (only valid for the saint period).
Zhu Bajie and Drifting heard that they couldn't bear it anymore, so they took the initiative to ask for a fight.
"You two go, be careful, don't let that guy jump over the wall in a hurry." Xie Yun waved his hand, a goldfish spirit, and he didn't need to lower his status to clean it up.
"Monster, my master came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Da Leiyin Temple in the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Show me some respect, old pig!" Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed rake directly changed into the form of a nine-dragon chariot.
Drifting didn't dare to be careless, the crescent shovel was shining brightly, and the aura sprayed out like it didn't want money.
The opponent is a strong player in the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian. Although it is two against one, it can't be careless.
The king of inspiration saw Zhu Bajie and Drifting coming towards him, full of confidence, and was about to say a few harsh words, but it was too late.
Zhu Bajie's chariot was so fast that it reached his face.
"Pig demon, you sneak attack, oops!"
The chariot rolled over the face of the king of inspiration, leaving two deep ruts, followed by Drifting's crescent shovel.
puff!
The Inspiration King and the two were beaten together and vomited blood and were seriously injured.
"Two-on-one is no hero, if you have the ability, come one by one."
Zhu Bajie and Drifting glanced at each other, they were curious why the Inspiration King was so ungrateful, so they complied with each other's request.
"Oh, take it easy, it hurts!"
"You two are so shameless that you bully me unarmed!"
"Hiss, why are your physical bodies so strong?" The king of inspiration finally collapsed when he saw Zhu Bajie and Drifting who were shirtless and still able to easily suppress him.
Is Lao Tzu's cultivation a fake?
"Fuck, you guys are bullying me, then everyone don't want to live, just die, there are so many people buried with you, it's enough to comfort you for a lifetime!"
Zhu Bajie and Drifting looked at the king of inspiration who chose to blew himself up, and quickly retreated.
Although this guy is not resistant to fighting, he is also a real master of the late stage of Da Luo Jinxian. If he explodes himself, he will definitely destroy the world. It is really not worth it to be dragged by him.
"Hahaha, two cowards." Seeing that Zhu Bajie and Drifting retreated, the King of Inspiration regained his self-confidence a little, and he yelled at the bottom: "Smelly Taoist priest, let me go quickly, or I will drag you and the mortals around you Let's go to the west together!"
Xie Yun's face was full of black lines: Damn it, if you can't beat it, just play a rogue.
Using so many mortals to threaten oneself, isn't this the version of the Three Realms terrorists!
"System, I report Jinyujing for terrorist activities."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with 44 Chaos Qi."
Golden cudgel, little!
Big grappling technique!
The King of Inspiration was caught by Xie Yun as soon as the golden cudgel fell to the ground.
Zhu Bajie and Drifting were extremely embarrassed and said: "Master, we!"
boom!
Xie Yun kicked the two apprentices away, stared at the king of inspiration, and asked, "Why do you eat people?"
"Smelly Taoist priest, let me go quickly, or I will blow myself up and drag you away!"
Imprisonment learning!
Xie Yun emitted a ball of white light from both hands, completely imprisoning the aura in King Inspiration's body.
Now it's extremely difficult for this guy to fart, not to mention self-destruct.
"what did you do to me?"
"It's okay, it's just that the aura in your body has been imprisoned. Now you can answer the emperor, why can't you eat people?" Xie Yun let go of his quasi-sage aura.
The king of inspiration was startled, and said weakly: "Do you need an excuse for eating people?"
"Eating people won't increase your cultivation. Why do you want to eat? This emperor is completely puzzled."
"I haven't eaten people in Mount Putuo, but I heard that it can nourish yin and nourish yang, especially for boys and girls. Of course, if you have the opportunity to eat it, you must not let it go." The king of inspiration said as a matter of course.
Xie Yun cursed for the first time: "Eat your uncle, can't you just eat something normal?"
"There are some things that you can't touch. If you touch them, you will die. Now, under the order of the Heavenly Dao Inspector, I will sentence you to death!"
Spraying goldfish essence may be a bit far-fetched, but I wrote the inspiration king as a game eater who caused a new type of pneumonia. In real life, I can't stand you, but in the book I will write you to death.
Readers, masters, forgive me, let me use the novel to vent my feelings, and tomorrow I will whip the dead goldfish.
(End of this chapter)
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