Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 227 Fire, Theft, and Flies

Sun Wukong's screams quickly awakened the monsters in the Golden Eye Cave who had drunk too much yesterday.

They never expected that after only one night, the Great Sage is ready to challenge again.

"Look at others, the spirit of repeated defeats and repeated battles is really admirable and worth learning from." The unicorn reprimanded the crooked little monster while wearing the armor.

It's not easy to be the king of the mountain!
The two sides opened up again.

The unicorn held a spear in his hand, eyes closed, and asked lazily, "Great Sage, can you let our ears rest for a day, just one day!"

"You can't beat me, so why waste your energy and get beaten severely."

The three corpses of Sun Wukong jumped violently, holding up the golden cudgel and shouting: "Monster, don't talk too much, eat my old grandson with a stick."

When Dujiao saw the stick, he realized that something was wrong. Didn't the golden cudgel become his trophy?

Could it be that there are two golden cudgels in the legend?

When he saw the Li family's father and son, Lei Gong and Huode Xingjun coming to kill him with their magic weapons, he suddenly realized that he must have drunk too much last night and the spoils were stolen back.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, these gods refreshed the bottom line of my cognition as a monster time and time again.

"Immortal Emperor, I want to report..."

Boom!
Before the unicorn finished speaking, Sun Wukong was sent flying with a stick to the other side of the mountain, and to the other side of the sea, there was a group of little monsters...

The little monster in the Golden Eye Cave hurriedly picked up the unicorn and asked, "My lord, are you alright?"

"Damn, Immortal Emperor, those gods stole my spoils, you have to be the master for me!" After the unicorn finished speaking, he spit out a mouthful of blood.

He rubbed his chest and said harshly: "You Poor Monkey, you are so rude. First you set fire to the mountain, then flooded my cave, and now you are a thief, look at the spear!"

Under the blessing of the rage buff, the unicorn's small universe exploded completely. In the case of one against five, it was not empty at all.

The spear was like a python's head, and it was a random stab at Lei Gong, who was the weakest.

The thunder king who was tied was flustered, turned around and ran away, the little monster sword of Jinjingshan had the upper hand and began to shout and cheer.

Li Jing, the King of Tota who was in charge of supervising the battle, couldn't stand it anymore. He blocked Lei Gong and said to Nezha: "Son, don't hold back, let's go together!"

The Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda was raised, and pressed down on the single horn.

If this matter continues, their reputation will be completely ruined.

Nezha changed suddenly, holding six magical weapons with three heads and six arms, and staring wide-eyed.

Huode Xingjun waved the three fire flags in his hand, and the real fire kept gushing out, and the burning world was red. Even Lei Gong, who had been doing foreign work, turned back, took out the thunderbolt, and split two lightning bolts from time to time.

Sun Wukong smiled ferociously: "Monster, where do you run, next year today will be your memorial day!"

All the heavenly soldiers and generals continued to beat drums to cheer and cheer loudly!

The little monsters in the Golden Eye Cave were completely overwhelmed. Although they had confidence in their king's combat power, this was a one-on-five fight, and it was still a late round where the opponents had all obtained magic weapons.

Difficult, so difficult!
Dujiao Weiwei sneered, took out the Vajra Orb from his sleeve, threw it into the air, and shouted: "Here!"

Whoa!
Li Jing's Seven Treasures Linglong Pagoda, Nezha's Six Divine Weapons, Huode Xingjun's Three Fire Banners, Lei Gongyu, Monkey King's Golden Cudgel, Demon Sealing Order, and the weapons of Heavenly Soldiers and Generals all flew out of their hands.

All these magic weapons were scooped up by Dujiaosi!

Sun Wukong was so stupid that he could only blurt out: Fuck, Laojun's King Kong cut is really fucking abnormal...

Li Jing: +1
Nezha: +1
Lord Fire Star: +1
Thunder God: +1
All Heavenly Soldiers and Generals: +N
The magic weapon was lost, and he was still beaten. The unicorn took a spear to show off his might, chasing and beating a group of gods, and beating them away was not counted.

He also taunted: "You monkeys invited to be funny, don't you know that beating a dog depends on the owner?"

What a bunch of idiots!

I reminded you four or five times back and forth, you didn't react once, and you insisted on leaving it here to die.

Will you die if you go to Tushita Palace?
When the old gentleman came down, wouldn’t I just kneel down on the spot, so that you can pass the test, and I have an explanation to the Immortal Emperor, why should we torture each other like this all the time?

What a stupid fairy!

Dujiaosi finished complaining in her heart, and brought all the little demons back to the Golden Eye Cave, and put the magic weapon into the basket on the hall.

He ordered: "Little ones, cheer up, this time no matter what you say, you can't let Monkey King steal the treasure!"

"Damn it, how did that thief sneak in last time and steal all the treasures without anyone noticing?"

All the little monsters shook their heads in unison, only the badger-headed spirit stood up and said, "My lord, before I fell asleep in a daze yesterday, I seemed to hear a fly flying into our cave."

"Damn it, where did the flies come from in this winter, are you drunk?" After the unicorn finished speaking, he immediately came to his senses.

That Pohou is proficient in 72 changes, needless to say, he must have changed it!

He went to Xie Yun and cried: "Immortal Emperor, this day is unbearable. I not only want to prevent fire and theft, but also prevent your apprentice from turning into a fly and stealing things!"

Xie Yun had a strange expression on his face. He took out the fly swatter he had reported some time ago, and thought to himself: Could it be that this thing is used here?
Never mind, try it first!
"Have you seen this thing before?" Xie Yun asked with a smile.

The unicorn shook his head.

"When you see a fly, just swish it with it. If you can't hit a fly, you come to me!" Xie Yun threw the fly swatter to the unicorn.

Dujiao thanked him for leaving, and at the same time sighed in his heart: Fuck, the Immortal Emperor is generous in his actions, such a small thing is actually a magic weapon, it is so inhumane!

Soon, the slogans of fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-fly were posted all over the Golden Eye Cave.

After the defeat, everyone returned to the base camp south of Jinjing Mountain. Huode Xingjun began to complain, Nezha became impatient, Lei Gong began to complain, and Li Jing began to sigh.

Monkey King squatted on the ground, he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"My lord, you still have the heart to laugh out loud after we lose like this?" Li Jing said angrily.

"Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. How can the king of heaven not know this truth after a long battle?"

"Get out, I don't know, I only know that if we kneel six times in a row, if we continue to fight, we will really become famous in the Three Realms." Li Jing's mentality completely collapsed.

Damn, Laojun's mount is really perverted!

Sun Wukong was still unhurried, and asked with a smile: "Heavenly King, is the monster just as powerful as the diamond in his hand?"

Li Jing nodded, otherwise they wouldn't have lost so badly in [-]v[-].

"My old grandson already has a way to defeat the enemy, everyone, come here." Sun Wukong lowered his voice to the four people, and said mysteriously: "This time, my old grandson sneaked in, as long as he stole his vajra, and then, Hehehe..."

"Great Sage Gao Ming, hehehe..." The Li family father and son, Lei Gong and Huode Xingjun all laughed idiotically.

(End of this chapter)