Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 229 Liuhe Monument Request to Play

"Hey hey, my grandson's 72 has transformed into the sky and the earth, where can't I go?" Sun Wukong smiled triumphantly and said, "Grandson, you can't stop me!"

Snapped!
The unicorn waved the fly swatter, and the fly version of Monkey King was slapped and hit the wall, and bounced twice.

"Fuck, what's the baby?" Sun Wukong stared at the fly swatter, confused.

He flew up again, performed an invisibility technique, and disappeared, leaving only a buzzing sound in the room.

The unicorn had a problem, he swung the fly swatter casually, only to hear something hit the wall with a bang.

Monkey King is stupid.

My old grandson is invisible and you can still hit it with one hit, right?
"You monster, don't you have the ability to listen to the sound and distinguish the position? I use invisibility to see what you can do with me!"

After a while, the humming in the room disappeared.

The unicorn raised the fly swatter and waved it, the swatter drew a strange arc, and there was another snap.

Sun Wukong began to doubt life!

He emphasized in his heart that a coincidence must be a coincidence...

Snapped!
The fly swatter drew a strange arc, and once again beat Monkey King into the air.

"ITM#&@￥......" Sun Wukong went crazy and started flying around.

Dujiaoxi was overjoyed, sighed that the Immortal Emperor was a god, and began to frantically wave the fly swatter.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped! ...

After beating for half an hour, Sun Wukong's nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and showed his original shape, begging for mercy: "Don't beat me, my old grandson is convinced. Where did you get your fly swatter?"

"Given by the Immortal Emperor." Dujiaosi smiled triumphantly.

Sun Wukong: emmm
Master, you tricked me, you...

"Take me to see my master!" Sun Wukong said dejectedly.

The unicorn entangled Sun Wukong with a vajra, and said, "Great Sage, you think beautifully, don't the Immortal Emperors sleep this night?"

"Let's leave this trivial matter between the two of us to the Immortal Emperor tomorrow morning. If you are wronged to squat in the corner for one night, I will go to bed too."

The unicorn yawned, climbed onto the bed and fell asleep.

Monkey King is squatting in the corner, how helpless and helpless, how pitiful he is.

In the end, he couldn't bear it any longer, clenched his fists and roared, "Give my old grandson a blanket anyway!"

Dujiao got up, found an old, patched blanket from under the bed, threw it over, and said, "Great Sage, don't be disgusted, I covered it together."

Just as Monkey King was about to say thank you, he suddenly felt his eyes a little sore.

The smell of this blanket is really strong. It belongs to the mixed stench of foot odor, body odor, sweat odor and fishy smell, and then fermented for three months!
vomit!
After the Great Sage vomited, he rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted from the stench.

Three poles the next day.

The unicorn carried Monkey King on his shoulders and brought the monkey to Xie Yun. It was a thousand thanks, and the continuous flattery was like a river breaking its embankment.

"The Immortal Emperor has a wonderful plan. Your apprentice has indeed been tricked. He has brought it here and left it to you. Shall we let it go or close it first?"

The unicorn sips one at a time, the more Sun Wukong listens, the more he feels wronged, the grievance is extremely extreme, two lines of tears can't help but flow out.

Whose master is this?

"Cough, Wukong, did you steal the unicorn's Vajra Zhuo last night?" Xie Yun asked.

Sun Wukong nodded mechanically.

The unicorn began to use his hands and feet to describe the experience of last night, what captured the Monkey King on the spot, and got the stolen goods at the same time, what the fly swatter showed his power, and was severely beaten...

Silence!
Xie Yun retracted his fly swatter, and sealed the mouth of Dujiasi by the way.

No wonder this guy is a villain, he talks too much, and he will die in the future!

"Journey to the West, I will report Monkey King for stealing Vajra Zhuo at night."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a water hyacinth."

Water hyacinth: a magic weapon of accepting objects, with a space array inside, it can hold water infinitely.

Xie Yun shook his head, casually tossed the water hyacinth aside, and looked at the second apprentice with interest.

"Wukong, even though you can't beat Unicorn, but your background is better than his, why don't you know how to use your strengths?"

"My old grandson went to heaven to call someone, but those guys are not good enough!" Sun Wukong wanted to cry.

Hearing this reason, Xie Yun kicked the monkey into the wall, the kick was so deep that it was not easy to buckle.

"Rebel, everyone knows that there is a problem, so I asked Lao Tzu to help solve it. Why don't you know that I am a master for nothing?"

"Vajra is powerful, but is there no magic weapon in my master's hand that can restrain Vajra?"

"Borrow whatever you want, and beat him to the ground long ago. Why did the four of us master and apprentice stay here for so long?"

Sun Wukong was so sprayed by Xie Yun that he almost committed suicide. This time he was a typical black man under the lights, and instead of helping him with his biggest backer, he went to the heaven to find a group of scumbags.

Don't complain if you lose!

"Master, can you borrow your Liuhe Monument from an apprentice? It's really not possible. The Seven Star Sword is also fine. I don't dislike it."

Whoosh!
Liuhebei heard the call, and got out of Fengling's small world by itself.

"What are you doing, who are you beating up, just tell me, I have made a small breakthrough in kendo recently, and I am looking for someone to try my hand at."

Dujiao looked at the Liuhe Monument, and began to mutter in his heart, this thing is also a magic weapon, what is its origin, it seems that it is not easy to mess with, and I don't know if King Kong Zhuo can get it in.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and went back with Liuhebei.

On Li Tianwang's side, the four of them didn't sleep all night, but discussed how to deal with Dujiaosi.

As he was talking, Nezha noticed that every time Dujiaosi finished beating, he would say that beating a dog depends on the owner.

"Damn it, that fellow has been reminding us to go to Tushita Palace to ask Taishang Laojun for help."

"My son, how are you sure that the monster is warning us?" Li Jing questioned from the perspective of a military strategist, "Will there be fraud?"

Nezha said confidently: "Father, don't worry, absolutely not, living with the Immortal Emperor, he will collapse if he is alive."

"He wanted to leave the side of the Immortal Emperor, but he didn't dare to say so, so he could only hint us like this."

Bang!
Li Jing patted the table and said happily: "It makes sense, Mr. Xing, please go to the Tushita Palace, no matter what, we must invite Taishang Laojun down."

After Huode Xingjun left, Sun Wukong also came back. Although he looked miserable, he was in good spirits. With the help of Liuhebei, he was [-]% sure to win the single horn.

"Today is a good day..."

Nezha watched his good brother humming a song, tugged at the corner of Li Jing's clothes, and asked in a low voice, "Father, Brother Hou won't be beaten stupid by that monster, right?"

"It's hard to say, I'd better call the military doctor over to take a look, don't really have something wrong, we can't explain it to the Immortal Emperor."

After Sun Wukong was molested by seven or eight military doctors, he became angry: "What are you doing, my old grandson has a way to destroy demons, and you treat me like this?"

Li Jing, Nezha and Lei Gong all shook their heads and asserted: The Great Sage is indeed crazy.

(End of this chapter)