Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 249 Advice: Don't Swear Casually

Xie Yun called the three apprentices together, set up a sound-proof formation, and asked, "Isn't it difficult for you to understand women after so many days?"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Chicken nodded like chickens pecking rice. These days, they were really about to be harassed and cried by buck-toothed strong men. How could there be such shameless men in the world.

It's no wonder that the scorpion spirit would commit suicide fiercely after being watched. If they hadn't known that their master would rescue them in the end, as long as they endured the humiliation and survived, they would eventually be able to get revenge, and the three of them would probably commit suicide on the spot.

Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated. If you come to me, there is no way!

"Master, don't you have some bad news to tell us?" Sun Wukong asked.

Xie Yun reminded him friendly: "You'd better find something to support, otherwise I'm afraid that you won't be able to take the blow and you will sit on the ground."

"Master, just say that after this incident, my old grandson has experienced many battles, what scene has he not seen?" Sun Wukong said with a sad smile, remembering the salty pig's hand attack he suffered in the past two days.

"I have found a way to crack your women's clothing for the teacher."

"This is a good thing!" The three apprentices were overwhelmed with surprise. Under the disguise of a man, they had to endure homosexual harassment. That feeling was worse than eating shit.

How can it be bad news to get rid of women's clothing.

Xie Yun looked at the excited little eyes of the apprentices, and said reassuringly: "As long as you are kissed by a man, you can break the status of women's clothing, and the mana will be returned to you as a teacher when the time comes."

"Can I pay back my mana now?"

"No, women are too irrational and impulsive. Using mana of mass destruction will lead to the destruction of life."

"That's okay, just kiss, anyway, it's a knife anyway, and it will come sooner or later." Sun Wukong's eyes rolled quickly, as if he had completely thought about it.

Xie Yun unlocked the sound-proof formation, and brought his three apprentices to the buck-toothed man, and asked, "Do you want to kiss them?"

Suck!

The corners of the buck-toothed man's mouth drooled indisputably, and he showed his position with practical actions.

The three brothers and sisters lined up side by side, squatting at the base of the wall and retching crazily.

The matter of kissing a man is too crazy, and this matter must not be leaked out, otherwise my reputation will be ruined in one day, and the consequences will be disastrous.

"Daoist, don't worry, I will treat the three of them well. If I break this oath, I would like to go to the [-]th hell and suffer all the suffering of reincarnation." Looking back, he assured Xie Yun.

"Pindao, as the Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations, bears witness to this oath, I hope you will not regret it." Xie Yun made a fortune for this fellow, that it is better for a person who is in great decline to give up treatment.

"Regret? It's impossible to regret it in this life. Only by loving them well can I... Fuck, what's wrong with my daughters-in-law?"

Under his nose, the Monkey King in the female costume, Zhu Bajie in the female costume and Drifting in the female costume have recovered their real bodies.

The three big girls who are as beautiful as flowers and jade suddenly turned into monsters, which is too scary.

"You robber, you drank a few ounces of cat urine when you went out, and you dared to kidnap the three of us, the three brothers, and you're not indecent, and you'll give me a stick!" Sun Wu pierced his ears and scratched his cheeks, furious.

He dug in his ears for a long time, but the golden cudgel still wouldn't come out, and he said via voice transmission: Please use this magic weapon after finding the mana, thank you for your cooperation.

"Why are you pulling with a broken stick, master, give me back my mana, and I'll kill him!" Monkey King came to Xie Yun cursing and begged.

If the golden cudgel doesn't cooperate, he can't do anything about it. His own magic weapon, this bad temper, has to be served!

Xie Yun returned all the mana of the three apprentices.

Sun Wukong got the golden cudgel now, and was about to knock the buck-toothed man to death with the stick. He still had a ferocious smile on his face and asked, "Do you despise me?"

The strong wind from the golden cudgel was already in front of him, and the buck-toothed man didn't even hide, he said angrily: "What's wrong with you monster, you insist on becoming a woman to deceive my feelings, I despise you!"

He sees it now, the third daughter-in-law has turned into a monster, and he didn't see it, so why are he still alive?

It's meaningless to live now, and the world is not worth it.

Click!

Just when Sun Wukong was about to take revenge, a thunderbolt from the sky struck him flying with lightning speed.

The chopping was so hard that the monkey hair was yellow and bent due to the high temperature, exuding a burnt smell.

"Master, God doesn't know right from wrong. My old grandson didn't go through a catastrophe, and he didn't do anything harmful to nature. Why should he attack me? You have to make the decision for your apprentice and report him!" Monkey King felt distressed. monkey hair, said Baba aggrieved.

Before Xie Yun could speak, a coughing sound suddenly came from the sky.

"Pooh!"

A mouthful of phlegm-like sticky matter fell from the sky, chilling Sun Wukong.

An angry voice said: "You savage monkey, hit me upside down, hinder me from performing my official duties, get out of here, this guy broke his oath, he should be killed by a thunderbolt, he is not as head-grabbing as you are!"

Xie Yun looked at his lover, shrugged his shoulders, and expressed that he was helpless.

Sun Wukong: emmmmm
Why is this God so active? If he breaks his oath, he will be struck with a thunderbolt. Wouldn't the man who has talked with him in the Three Realms of the Three Realms be killed ninety-nine percent at once?
(End of this chapter)