Report at the beginning of Journey to the West
Chapter 255 You Prodigal Apprentice
Chapter 255 You Prodigal Apprentice
Immortal Emperor, what?
You want me to use the identity of the six-eared macaque to return to the Great Leiyin Temple and ask Tathagata to borrow the Seven Treasure Tree?
This is unlikely, right?
When the six-eared macaque heard about this plan, it was so frightened that sweat broke out on its forehead, and it frantically shook its head and refused.He seriously suspected that Xie Yun just wanted to eat the brains of a monkey, so he let himself do this mortal thing.
"What are you talking about? This emperor uses his personality to protect your life." Xie Yun cheered up the six-eared macaque: "After you get the Qibao wonderful tree, I will help you break through to the middle stage of Daluo Jinxian. He can distinguish between real and fake Monkey Kings."
"Emperor Immortal, my mental quality has been poor since I was a child, you should find someone else for this matter!"
"Poor psychological quality is a disease, and it needs to be cured!" Xie Yun took out the jade slip "On the Psychological Shaping of Actors" and stuck it directly on the forehead of the six-eared macaque.
He sighed in his heart that he was becoming more and more like a senior, and he had learned to help others.
You look at the six-eared macaque, your psychological quality is very good now, with the seven-star sword on your neck, you can laugh so happily.
"Immortal Emperor, can I go?"
"This thing is dangerous, so don't pull it out." The six-eared macaque said with a smile, a stiff neck, and a trembling voice.
"I don't persuade you that way, you little monkey can agree so happily?" Xie Yun put away the seven-star sword and said straightforwardly: "Everyone is a happy person, so don't worry about it, hurry up!"
"No, what reason should I use to trick the Qibao Miaoshu into my hand?" the six-eared macaque asked.
boom!
Without saying a word, Xie Yun kicked him flying.
"Immortal Emperor, why are you kicking me?" The six-eared macaque asked resentfully after flying back after a long time, clutching its buttocks.
"Does it hurt?"
"pain!"
Xie Yun said with a smile: "It hurts. That's right, this emperor is a quasi-sacred physical cultivator. If this kick goes down, the acquired magic weapon can't hold it at all. Only the innate magic weapon can protect the body."
"When you find the Tathagata, you say that your body can't bear the kick, and you have to protect yourself with an innate magic weapon, or you won't do it!"
"Isn't he just an innate magical treasure, the Seven Treasure Tree?"
The six-eared macaque was full of admiration for this plan, and he expressed his admiration for the mutual calculation between the big brothers.
On the way to Daleiyin Temple, he struggled with various things in his heart, and finally decided to betray Tathagata.
There's no way, the extra price offered by the Eight Wilder Immortal Emperor is too tempting, and the character of the Immortal Emperor is much higher than that of Buddhism.
In the secret place of Lingshan, after Tathagata turned into an ordinary arhat, he came quietly alone. After meeting the six-eared macaque, the two remained silent for a long time.
"Is your identity exposed?" Tathagata asked with a slightly serious expression.
"No." The six-eared macaque replied calmly.
His current acting skills have been improved by the three jade slips, and he has been reborn to the point of perfection.
"Then why are you back?"
"Look!" The six-eared macaque lifted up the tiger skin skirt, and a bloody footprint on the monkey's buttocks was very eye-catching.
Tathagata gasped when he saw it. He also knew that Xie Yun had the habit of kicking his apprentice's buttocks, but he didn't expect that his feet would be so heavy.
The six-eared macaque put down the tiger skin skirt, complained tearfully about Xie Yun's inhuman abuse, and said decisively: "Tathagata, I will quit this matter, you can find someone else!"
"Who is this deity looking for?" Tathagata said angrily, "The plan has already begun. We are now grasshoppers on the same rope. If this matter gets out, no one can bear it."
"You continue to lurk, if you have any requirements, just tell me, I will help you solve it!"
"I want an innate magic weapon for self-defense!" The six-eared macaque said the purpose of coming back.
Tathagata was stunned on the spot, Buddhism was poor, and there were only two innate magic treasures in the sect, the wonderful tree of seven treasures and the lotus platform of nine grades, which must not be lost.
Is it really necessary to give Liu Er a piece of self-defense?
"No, this deity can't agree to you, you can give another reason." Tathagata refused.
"Fuck, don't you know the strength of Immortal Emperor Bahuang?" Six-eared macaque said angrily: "Aside from the innate magic weapon, is there anything else that can resist the Quasi-Saint Body Cultivator's kick?"
Tathagata hesitated.
"Hey, Buddhists are all hypocritical. The innate magic weapon is not a wife. You can still have cubs if you keep it. Let me defend myself. If I can break through to the Daluo Jinxian, I will return the magic weapon to you, or everyone will break up!"
Tathagata looked at the nagging six-eared macaque, gritted his teeth, took out a questioning heart stone, and said, "You can borrow the magic weapon, but you have to pass the test of the asking heart stone."
The Asking Heart Stone is a lie detector in the Three Realms of Great Desolation. It is very simple to use. The subject holds the stone and answers a question.
If there is no guilt in the heart, the questioning stone is intact, but if there is a slight fluctuation in the heart, the questioning stone will crack.
"Liu Er, are you really self-defense with the innate magic weapon?"
"Nonsense!" The six-eared macaque replied calmly. After the strengthening of "On the Psychological Shaping of Actors", he can now speak without conscience.
Tathagata looked at the intact questioning heart stone, and took out the Qibao wonderful tree with confidence.
When the six-eared macaque came back after looking at the wonderful tree of seven treasures emitting seven colors of light, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were stunned. They knew the aura of the innate magic weapon.
"Master, my old grandson is lucky to live up to his mission!"
Xie Yun took the Qibao Miaoshu, handed a gourd of seven-turn golden pills to the six-eared macaque, and said boldly: "Eat whatever you want, it's enough."
The six-eared macaque's eyeballs were a little straight, and he had never seen a single seven-turn golden pill. This gourd must have at least two hundred pills, right?
Hey, Immortal Emperor Bahuang is indeed a closed disciple of the Taoist ancestor. If he makes a casual move, it is inhumane. No wonder his apprentice's cultivation base will improve by leaps and bounds in a short period of time.
"System, I will report Tathagata for plotting against Monkey King!"
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a sticky card!"
Zhanzhan Card: A copying rule is sealed inside, which can randomly copy and paste the ability of other people's magic weapons, and use them on your own magic weapons.
Hesitation This card is very precious, please use it with caution, and think twice before acting.
Just after Xie Yun finished reporting, Tathagata, who was far away in Daleiyin Temple, felt that something was wrong, and his luck suddenly dropped a lot. There was only one possibility, that was reported by the little master.
Damn it, this deity has not violated the basic laws of the Three Realms recently!
Could it be that the story about the true and false Monkey King has been leaked?
Tathagata pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the fart, so he had to ask his master Zhunti Saint for help.
What the hell, you gave the six-eared macaque the magical tree of the seven treasures that is the teacher's magic weapon, you prodigal apprentice, that was a trap set by your little uncle!
Believe it or not, the six-eared macaque has been instigated by him?
Tathagata took out the asking heart stone, and justified himself: "Master, it's impossible, I tried, and the asking heart stone didn't break!"
"Idiot, your little uncle has seen through your schemes, so he must be on guard. Believe it or not, the magic weapon for the teacher is now in his hands. You rebel, why don't you grow your brains?" Zhunti Saint said more and more. gas.
In the end, he personally beat up the Tathagata, and at the same time issued a death order. Within three days, he must retrieve the Qibao Miaoshu, or he will bear the consequences.
When Tathagata came out of Zhunti cave, he had already become a pig's head. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. After holding back for a long time, he couldn't help it, and decided to find a punching bag.
"Guanyin, what bad idea did you come up with?" An angry voice sounded from Da Leiyin Temple.
(End of this chapter)
Immortal Emperor, what?
You want me to use the identity of the six-eared macaque to return to the Great Leiyin Temple and ask Tathagata to borrow the Seven Treasure Tree?
This is unlikely, right?
When the six-eared macaque heard about this plan, it was so frightened that sweat broke out on its forehead, and it frantically shook its head and refused.He seriously suspected that Xie Yun just wanted to eat the brains of a monkey, so he let himself do this mortal thing.
"What are you talking about? This emperor uses his personality to protect your life." Xie Yun cheered up the six-eared macaque: "After you get the Qibao wonderful tree, I will help you break through to the middle stage of Daluo Jinxian. He can distinguish between real and fake Monkey Kings."
"Emperor Immortal, my mental quality has been poor since I was a child, you should find someone else for this matter!"
"Poor psychological quality is a disease, and it needs to be cured!" Xie Yun took out the jade slip "On the Psychological Shaping of Actors" and stuck it directly on the forehead of the six-eared macaque.
He sighed in his heart that he was becoming more and more like a senior, and he had learned to help others.
You look at the six-eared macaque, your psychological quality is very good now, with the seven-star sword on your neck, you can laugh so happily.
"Immortal Emperor, can I go?"
"This thing is dangerous, so don't pull it out." The six-eared macaque said with a smile, a stiff neck, and a trembling voice.
"I don't persuade you that way, you little monkey can agree so happily?" Xie Yun put away the seven-star sword and said straightforwardly: "Everyone is a happy person, so don't worry about it, hurry up!"
"No, what reason should I use to trick the Qibao Miaoshu into my hand?" the six-eared macaque asked.
boom!
Without saying a word, Xie Yun kicked him flying.
"Immortal Emperor, why are you kicking me?" The six-eared macaque asked resentfully after flying back after a long time, clutching its buttocks.
"Does it hurt?"
"pain!"
Xie Yun said with a smile: "It hurts. That's right, this emperor is a quasi-sacred physical cultivator. If this kick goes down, the acquired magic weapon can't hold it at all. Only the innate magic weapon can protect the body."
"When you find the Tathagata, you say that your body can't bear the kick, and you have to protect yourself with an innate magic weapon, or you won't do it!"
"Isn't he just an innate magical treasure, the Seven Treasure Tree?"
The six-eared macaque was full of admiration for this plan, and he expressed his admiration for the mutual calculation between the big brothers.
On the way to Daleiyin Temple, he struggled with various things in his heart, and finally decided to betray Tathagata.
There's no way, the extra price offered by the Eight Wilder Immortal Emperor is too tempting, and the character of the Immortal Emperor is much higher than that of Buddhism.
In the secret place of Lingshan, after Tathagata turned into an ordinary arhat, he came quietly alone. After meeting the six-eared macaque, the two remained silent for a long time.
"Is your identity exposed?" Tathagata asked with a slightly serious expression.
"No." The six-eared macaque replied calmly.
His current acting skills have been improved by the three jade slips, and he has been reborn to the point of perfection.
"Then why are you back?"
"Look!" The six-eared macaque lifted up the tiger skin skirt, and a bloody footprint on the monkey's buttocks was very eye-catching.
Tathagata gasped when he saw it. He also knew that Xie Yun had the habit of kicking his apprentice's buttocks, but he didn't expect that his feet would be so heavy.
The six-eared macaque put down the tiger skin skirt, complained tearfully about Xie Yun's inhuman abuse, and said decisively: "Tathagata, I will quit this matter, you can find someone else!"
"Who is this deity looking for?" Tathagata said angrily, "The plan has already begun. We are now grasshoppers on the same rope. If this matter gets out, no one can bear it."
"You continue to lurk, if you have any requirements, just tell me, I will help you solve it!"
"I want an innate magic weapon for self-defense!" The six-eared macaque said the purpose of coming back.
Tathagata was stunned on the spot, Buddhism was poor, and there were only two innate magic treasures in the sect, the wonderful tree of seven treasures and the lotus platform of nine grades, which must not be lost.
Is it really necessary to give Liu Er a piece of self-defense?
"No, this deity can't agree to you, you can give another reason." Tathagata refused.
"Fuck, don't you know the strength of Immortal Emperor Bahuang?" Six-eared macaque said angrily: "Aside from the innate magic weapon, is there anything else that can resist the Quasi-Saint Body Cultivator's kick?"
Tathagata hesitated.
"Hey, Buddhists are all hypocritical. The innate magic weapon is not a wife. You can still have cubs if you keep it. Let me defend myself. If I can break through to the Daluo Jinxian, I will return the magic weapon to you, or everyone will break up!"
Tathagata looked at the nagging six-eared macaque, gritted his teeth, took out a questioning heart stone, and said, "You can borrow the magic weapon, but you have to pass the test of the asking heart stone."
The Asking Heart Stone is a lie detector in the Three Realms of Great Desolation. It is very simple to use. The subject holds the stone and answers a question.
If there is no guilt in the heart, the questioning stone is intact, but if there is a slight fluctuation in the heart, the questioning stone will crack.
"Liu Er, are you really self-defense with the innate magic weapon?"
"Nonsense!" The six-eared macaque replied calmly. After the strengthening of "On the Psychological Shaping of Actors", he can now speak without conscience.
Tathagata looked at the intact questioning heart stone, and took out the Qibao wonderful tree with confidence.
When the six-eared macaque came back after looking at the wonderful tree of seven treasures emitting seven colors of light, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were stunned. They knew the aura of the innate magic weapon.
"Master, my old grandson is lucky to live up to his mission!"
Xie Yun took the Qibao Miaoshu, handed a gourd of seven-turn golden pills to the six-eared macaque, and said boldly: "Eat whatever you want, it's enough."
The six-eared macaque's eyeballs were a little straight, and he had never seen a single seven-turn golden pill. This gourd must have at least two hundred pills, right?
Hey, Immortal Emperor Bahuang is indeed a closed disciple of the Taoist ancestor. If he makes a casual move, it is inhumane. No wonder his apprentice's cultivation base will improve by leaps and bounds in a short period of time.
"System, I will report Tathagata for plotting against Monkey King!"
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a sticky card!"
Zhanzhan Card: A copying rule is sealed inside, which can randomly copy and paste the ability of other people's magic weapons, and use them on your own magic weapons.
Hesitation This card is very precious, please use it with caution, and think twice before acting.
Just after Xie Yun finished reporting, Tathagata, who was far away in Daleiyin Temple, felt that something was wrong, and his luck suddenly dropped a lot. There was only one possibility, that was reported by the little master.
Damn it, this deity has not violated the basic laws of the Three Realms recently!
Could it be that the story about the true and false Monkey King has been leaked?
Tathagata pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the fart, so he had to ask his master Zhunti Saint for help.
What the hell, you gave the six-eared macaque the magical tree of the seven treasures that is the teacher's magic weapon, you prodigal apprentice, that was a trap set by your little uncle!
Believe it or not, the six-eared macaque has been instigated by him?
Tathagata took out the asking heart stone, and justified himself: "Master, it's impossible, I tried, and the asking heart stone didn't break!"
"Idiot, your little uncle has seen through your schemes, so he must be on guard. Believe it or not, the magic weapon for the teacher is now in his hands. You rebel, why don't you grow your brains?" Zhunti Saint said more and more. gas.
In the end, he personally beat up the Tathagata, and at the same time issued a death order. Within three days, he must retrieve the Qibao Miaoshu, or he will bear the consequences.
When Tathagata came out of Zhunti cave, he had already become a pig's head. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became. After holding back for a long time, he couldn't help it, and decided to find a punching bag.
"Guanyin, what bad idea did you come up with?" An angry voice sounded from Da Leiyin Temple.
(End of this chapter)
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