Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 265 What kind of person is a teacher!
Is it okay to learn from the scriptures honestly? It definitely won't work. Who knows what funny monsters will be ahead, or delicious monsters?
Xie Yun murmured that after coming out of Da Leiyin, he returned to the dry mountain where he crossed the catastrophe without hesitation.

"Master, is the wonderful tree of seven treasures real?" Zhu Bajie asked belatedly.

"Well, there will be no fakes."

Snapped!
Zhu Bajie had a look of grief and indignation, resentful and unbearable, trembling with excitement, a wolf howled from his throat, and shouted: "God, I haven't played with the innate magic weapon before, so I just sent it back like that?"

"Just die, if I knew it was true, I should have sold it to Heaven and the Jade Emperor at a high price!" Drifting also said angrily.

Bang!
Seeing the two apprentices looking like they were trying to die, Xie Yun couldn't hold back and kicked them out.

The innate magic weapon of the sage's life, can't people sense where it is?

It would be great if you could sell it, but you two still want to sell it at a high price, and you still want to cheat others, are you really playing with fire and setting yourself on fire?

The six-eared macaque took the little purple snake to the east to find the mysterious Shuangcha Ridge. The four masters and apprentices packed their bags and embarked on the long journey of learning scriptures again.

Time flies, and time flies like an arrow. In a blink of an eye, summer has passed, but the temperature has not decreased, and it has even become hotter.

Along the way, the coolly dressed female monster showed her long white legs and half of her breasts, persistently wanting to distribute the exclusive midsummer benefits.

"Master Dao, the weather is so hot, you can take a rest and come to my cave to drink a bowl of mung bean soup to relieve the heat!" The catwoman with two small ears warmly invited, and even coquettishly said: "I have a chest pain recently, you can help me Help me take a look!"

chest?

pain?
Xie Yun rode on the white dragon horse, subconsciously looked over with the heart of a doctor and his parents, and immediately turned around with his mouth smacked.

Bah, don't the female monsters now make drafts when they lie?

Greedy Pindao's body was drooling and his face was flushed, how could he suffer from chest pains and other minor ailments!
"Female benefactor, you can drink the mung bean soup by yourself. It's just the right way to get angry. If you have something to do, let's go first." After Xie Yun finished speaking, he hurried away.

The four masters and apprentices traveled more than 100 miles, the weather became hotter, the surrounding scenery changed drastically, the trees became thinner, and even the ubiquitous weeds were much less.

spray!
Bai Longma snorted and stuck out his tongue to dissipate heat and asked, "Immortal Emperor, here and there, why is it that summer is still hot?"

He is an aquarium and the least heat tolerant.

Zhu Bajie was fat and not resistant to heat. At this time, he was already sweating profusely. He opened his chest and answered first: "Master, I know this. I did my homework before learning the scriptures. It is said that there is a Shalli country on our westward journey. Where the sun goes down, this place is so hot, it must be the country of Shari."

After Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but beam with joy and said: "Master, listen to him bragging about you. My grandson has been to Sihari country, not here. The king there likes transparent new clothes, so people there don't wear them." clothing."

Bang!
Xie Yun kicked the monkey and flew it to the stone mountain eight hundred miles away to the west.

The traitor, the monkey, and the pervert must have seen something they shouldn't have seen at the time, and they said something so obscene and disgusting.

He didn't say anything about the strangeness of the folk customs, and let everyone form a group to appreciate it. The ideological and moral level still needs to be improved.

The three masters and apprentices joined Bailongma to obtain the location of Sihari Kingdom from Sun Wukong by means of torture, and agreed that after collecting the scriptures, they would go to appreciate the customs of other races, and take a look at the talented king by the way.

To be able to take off the clothes of the whole country with the help of new clothes, how much money will be saved in clothing materials!dog head save life
"Master, the place is so hot, could it be because of monsters?" Drifting proposed a new idea.

At the beginning, the Yellow Wind Monster was blowing the samadhi wind, and it blew Baishili bald. Could it be that Hanba was born here?

"What's the noise? Isn't there a small farmhouse in front of it? Let's go over and ask if we can find out." Xie Yun jumped on his horse and swung his whip, pointing to the red brick and red tile farmhouse a hundred meters away.

Sun Wukong put away the golden cudgel, straightened his clothes, twitched and looked gentle, stepped forward to knock on the door, and shouted: "Is anyone there?"

Not long after, an old man came out of the door, wearing a half-yellow and not red Gebu clothes, with a green and not soapy bamboo hat on his head.

Leaning on crutches, he was surprised when he saw Monkey King with a thick face and a thunderous mouth, but he didn't have the slightest fear. He asked, "Where did the monkey come from, why did you come to my house?"

Sun Wukong felt that something was wrong, and opened his fiery eyes, but lost his voice: "Master, be careful, there are monsters!"

In front of the red brick and red tile farmyard, the atmosphere is awkward.

The old man took off his bamboo hat angrily, showing two horns, and said, "You are also a monster, so why make such a fuss, the old man is not harmful."

"Old benefactor, don't panic. Poor Dao came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. We are definitely not bad people." Xie Yun stepped forward and explained.

As soon as the old bull demon listened to the scriptures, his eyes brightened and his attitude became enthusiastic.

After exchanging pleasantries, Xie Yun finally asked about the situation. This is the famous Huoyan Mountain, with a radius of [-] miles. The heat is unbearable. It is said that even people with copper heads and iron bones will be roasted to death in the core area.

Because the living environment is harsh, there are no humans here, only monsters live here, and most of them are bull monsters.

There are two taboos here, you can't eat beef, and you can't mention green.

"Master Taoist, it's so hot, why don't you rest here with the old man, to be honest, I'm a believer in Taoism, would you like me to express my pious belief?"

"Cuihua, serve the sauerkraut, and greet the master and apprentice to eat!" The old man grabbed Xie Yun and shouted into the room at the top of his voice.

A brawny girl came out of the farm, also with ox horns, half covered her face with a handkerchief, and said in a foul voice, "What are you doing, Dad, you're looking for a blind date for me again?"

Looking at Xie Yun's appearance, this brawny bull demon girl slipped her handkerchief to the ground, and couldn't stop drooling when she opened her mouth.

Suck, suck...

"Father, stop him, my daughter is going to prepare sauerkraut to entertain your old future husband!" She turned and went into the kitchen after she finished speaking.

Seeing that the father and daughter were serious, Xie Yun's face changed slightly, he struggled to break free from the old man's hand, turned his head and steered his horse away, and then said: "Benefactor, believe in this thing, sincerity will lead to spirit, there is no need to express it, Pindao still has important things to do, let's go first."

The three apprentices tried their best to hold back their laughter and chased after him.

Sun Wukong's face kept twitching, and he asked: "Master, didn't you teach us not to discriminate against transsexuals, did you discriminate against that girl's being strong?"

Bang!
Monkey King got a kick in the butt and flew away.

Xie Yun explained to the remaining two apprentices solemnly: "Is that the kind of person to be a teacher?"

"As a teacher, it's not that I don't like that girl, but that I've been allergic to sauerkraut since I was a child, understand?"

(End of this chapter)