Report at the beginning of Journey to the West
Chapter 283 Provocation Card
Chapter 283 Provocation Card
In the center of Yunmengze floated a large boat that was half the size of a small town. At this moment, the lights on the boat were brightly lit, and the melodious sounds kept ringing.
"How much is life, singing to wine, gentlemen, let's not get drunk tonight!" A loud shout came.
The bustling on the boat is like a vegetable market.
Zhu Bajie spit on the palm of his hand twice when he heard the words, and took out the nine-tooth nail rake on the spot.
"Bajie, it's not enough, it's not enough." Xie Yun hurriedly stopped.
It was the first time he saw Zhu Bajie like this, where did the lazy good guy in the past go, this general demeanor was immediately revealed.
"Master, don't worry about it, this is our navy's housework." Zhu Bajie rolled up his sleeves, showing his thick arms, shouted, and jumped onto the upstairs boat.
Just hear a bang.
The case was overturned.
The dancing girl was scared away.
There was the sound of beating, resisting, beating again, and resisting from the upstairs boat.
Xie Yun was worried, and jumped onto the boat as well.
He saw Zhu Bajie grabbing a white-faced and silver-armored young general and questioning him: "Weihong, you brat has gained a lot of courage, how dare you take the lead in drinking in the army?"
"No, handsome, listen to my explanation!"
"I don't listen, stop talking nonsense and watch the punches!"
"Marshal, if you hit me again, you will fight back!"
"Who gave you the courage to fight with me, is your father weak?"
Zhu Bajie slapped his palm-sized hand, and Ruohong was immediately beaten.
The surrounding navy captains all shrank their heads, and they were about to jump off the boat and escape.
"Brother, isn't it just a drink, why is that fat man beating people like this?" Xie Yun asked the captain next to him.
"Fellow daoist, you don't know that our navy has banned alcohol. This is the rule set by the commander since the establishment of the navy. Don't come to me, stay away from me!" The little captain trembled.
Xie Yun let out a long sigh: It's true that people can't be judged by appearances. Among the few apprentices, Bajie is the most promising.
"System, I'm reporting the weak army for drinking, violating military regulations, and knowingly breaking the law, so it should be a higher crime!"
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a provocation card."
Provocation Card: After using it, raise your middle finger and yell that's it, it can completely irritate the opponent.
What is the use of this card?
Is it worthwhile to draw hatred for yourself?
Bad card!
Xie Yun shook his head, put away the provocation card, and started fighting.
Big grappling technique!
Ruohong was captured by Xie Yun like a little chicken.
Zhu Bajie wanted to chase but didn't dare to chase, so he said helplessly, "Come here for me!"
Ruohong stiffened his neck, and answered stiffly: "I won't go, come here if you have the ability!"
Zhu Bajie was about to go mad with anger, if Xie Yun wasn't here, he would have let Ruohong know why the flowers are so popular now.
Ruohong hid behind Xie Yun, and began to explain from a distance: "Marshal, you can't just allow the state officials to set fires, but not the people to light lamps!"
"You were drunk and molested Chang'e back then, and the Jade Emperor knocked you down to the mortal world. Now I feel bitter, can't I have a drink?"
When Zhu Bajie's black history was dug out, he blew his beard and stared angrily, and said angrily, "That's the Jade Emperor who framed Lao Tzu, what's wrong with you, a brat?"
Ruohong was even more aggrieved, and said: "You were brought down to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, and all the things of the 80 navy were on me. Am I tired, am I suffering?"
"The Jade Emperor doesn't regard our navy as human beings. We can't live through this day. I have discussed it with my brothers. We are ready to rebel."
"A few days ago, I heard that you went to the Flame Mountain to learn scriptures. The brothers asked me to wait for you to go there before doing it."
"I didn't expect you to come here, commander-in-chief. It's not easy to do the errands you want to learn from. Why don't you bring us together, commander-in-chief?"
Zhu Bajie was stupid.
He came to recruit the old subordinates, but the navy wanted to rebel, what a coincidence!
"Master, do you want to do it?"
"Nonsense, what are you doing here tonight?"
Everyone was overjoyed, and they took out the map of Yunmengze on the spot, and began to make plans.
Although these 80 sailors can't make it to the heavens, and they want to give themselves an explanation, there is still no problem occupying Yunmengze.
As long as soldiers are sent to guard a few rivers, the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu will be deflated when they come. Of course, the saint is another matter.
What Ruohong said clearly and logically, it seems that it is not a day or two for this kid to want to rebel.
"Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to discuss this in front of my Immortal Emperor Tianting?" Xie Yun asked.
bass!bass!bass……
There was no sound on the upstairs boat, and the captain of the water army who reacted immediately drew out the long knife on his waist.
"Marshal, you actually took refuge in the Heavenly Court and even lured the people from the Heavenly Court to our navy camp. I still thought of you when I rebelled. Let's cut off our robes and judge justice today!" Ruohong said sadly .
We are about to fight to the death, why did the commander come down first?
Ruohong was kicked down by Zhu Bajie before he could pull out the dagger that cut his gown.
Don't ask why you kick people, instead of laughing and scolding, this is the inheritance of the master.
"Master, this kid is straight-tempered, let's stop teasing him."
"Master, the master's master?" Ruohong just got up from the ground, and he recalled it.
Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors?
This is the ruthless Immortal Emperor who united the two clans of Liches, fought in the Heavenly Court, and frightened the Jade Emperor?
Fuck, did the commander-in-chief pull his master over to rebel with us?
"Marshal, if the Immortal Emperor joins, then my previous plan can be overturned. Let's be bold and set a small goal first." Ruohong hesitated for a moment, and finally boldly said: "We can definitely occupy Xi Niu Hezhou, crack the soil and become king!"
Zhu Bajie stared at his deputy without saying a word.
Ruohong began to feel guilty.
"Marshal, isn't our goal a bit bigger?"
Zhu Bajie sighed bitterly, "Can you be more courageous?"
"How big is it?" Ruohong asked weakly.
"Let's prepare to counterattack the Heavenly Court!"
The weak face shivered a bit, and he began to stutter: "Marshal, you may not know the specific situation. The current total strength of Tianting in Xiniu Hezhou is close to 700 million. It is unrealistic for us to counterattack him with 80 people." ah!"
"Hundreds of thousands of troops from Shuangcha Ridge in the Emperor's Dojo rose up with you." Xie Yun said lightly.
"Immortal Emperor, the odds are still not high!"
"What about the millions of monsters trapped by you in Hezhou, Xiniu?"
"not enough!"
"The Witch Clan and the Monster Clan each lead millions of troops, and they have all rushed to the Flame Mountain!"
After Xie Yun finished speaking, Ruohong knew that he was petty.
If the Immortal Emperor doesn't make a move, that's all. If he makes a move, he will leave all the elite of the Jade Emperor in the fertile land of Hezhou, Xiniu!
Fortunately, my navy and the Jade Emperor are at odds, and I have long been rebellious!
There is nothing to say, from now on, the 80 sailors in the Heavenly Court should follow the lead of the Immortal Emperor, don't persuade them, no one will be able to persuade them.
"Immortal Emperor, whoever you order, my 80 sailors have come ashore, and they are also first-class elite teachers!"
"That's fine, you contact the Jade Emperor and tell him clearly that I and your navy are going to rebel." After Xie Yun finished speaking, everyone around was dumbfounded.
If there is such a blatant rebellion, shouldn't it be a sudden attack, sneaking into the village and shooting it?
(End of this chapter)
In the center of Yunmengze floated a large boat that was half the size of a small town. At this moment, the lights on the boat were brightly lit, and the melodious sounds kept ringing.
"How much is life, singing to wine, gentlemen, let's not get drunk tonight!" A loud shout came.
The bustling on the boat is like a vegetable market.
Zhu Bajie spit on the palm of his hand twice when he heard the words, and took out the nine-tooth nail rake on the spot.
"Bajie, it's not enough, it's not enough." Xie Yun hurriedly stopped.
It was the first time he saw Zhu Bajie like this, where did the lazy good guy in the past go, this general demeanor was immediately revealed.
"Master, don't worry about it, this is our navy's housework." Zhu Bajie rolled up his sleeves, showing his thick arms, shouted, and jumped onto the upstairs boat.
Just hear a bang.
The case was overturned.
The dancing girl was scared away.
There was the sound of beating, resisting, beating again, and resisting from the upstairs boat.
Xie Yun was worried, and jumped onto the boat as well.
He saw Zhu Bajie grabbing a white-faced and silver-armored young general and questioning him: "Weihong, you brat has gained a lot of courage, how dare you take the lead in drinking in the army?"
"No, handsome, listen to my explanation!"
"I don't listen, stop talking nonsense and watch the punches!"
"Marshal, if you hit me again, you will fight back!"
"Who gave you the courage to fight with me, is your father weak?"
Zhu Bajie slapped his palm-sized hand, and Ruohong was immediately beaten.
The surrounding navy captains all shrank their heads, and they were about to jump off the boat and escape.
"Brother, isn't it just a drink, why is that fat man beating people like this?" Xie Yun asked the captain next to him.
"Fellow daoist, you don't know that our navy has banned alcohol. This is the rule set by the commander since the establishment of the navy. Don't come to me, stay away from me!" The little captain trembled.
Xie Yun let out a long sigh: It's true that people can't be judged by appearances. Among the few apprentices, Bajie is the most promising.
"System, I'm reporting the weak army for drinking, violating military regulations, and knowingly breaking the law, so it should be a higher crime!"
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a provocation card."
Provocation Card: After using it, raise your middle finger and yell that's it, it can completely irritate the opponent.
What is the use of this card?
Is it worthwhile to draw hatred for yourself?
Bad card!
Xie Yun shook his head, put away the provocation card, and started fighting.
Big grappling technique!
Ruohong was captured by Xie Yun like a little chicken.
Zhu Bajie wanted to chase but didn't dare to chase, so he said helplessly, "Come here for me!"
Ruohong stiffened his neck, and answered stiffly: "I won't go, come here if you have the ability!"
Zhu Bajie was about to go mad with anger, if Xie Yun wasn't here, he would have let Ruohong know why the flowers are so popular now.
Ruohong hid behind Xie Yun, and began to explain from a distance: "Marshal, you can't just allow the state officials to set fires, but not the people to light lamps!"
"You were drunk and molested Chang'e back then, and the Jade Emperor knocked you down to the mortal world. Now I feel bitter, can't I have a drink?"
When Zhu Bajie's black history was dug out, he blew his beard and stared angrily, and said angrily, "That's the Jade Emperor who framed Lao Tzu, what's wrong with you, a brat?"
Ruohong was even more aggrieved, and said: "You were brought down to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, and all the things of the 80 navy were on me. Am I tired, am I suffering?"
"The Jade Emperor doesn't regard our navy as human beings. We can't live through this day. I have discussed it with my brothers. We are ready to rebel."
"A few days ago, I heard that you went to the Flame Mountain to learn scriptures. The brothers asked me to wait for you to go there before doing it."
"I didn't expect you to come here, commander-in-chief. It's not easy to do the errands you want to learn from. Why don't you bring us together, commander-in-chief?"
Zhu Bajie was stupid.
He came to recruit the old subordinates, but the navy wanted to rebel, what a coincidence!
"Master, do you want to do it?"
"Nonsense, what are you doing here tonight?"
Everyone was overjoyed, and they took out the map of Yunmengze on the spot, and began to make plans.
Although these 80 sailors can't make it to the heavens, and they want to give themselves an explanation, there is still no problem occupying Yunmengze.
As long as soldiers are sent to guard a few rivers, the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu will be deflated when they come. Of course, the saint is another matter.
What Ruohong said clearly and logically, it seems that it is not a day or two for this kid to want to rebel.
"Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to discuss this in front of my Immortal Emperor Tianting?" Xie Yun asked.
bass!bass!bass……
There was no sound on the upstairs boat, and the captain of the water army who reacted immediately drew out the long knife on his waist.
"Marshal, you actually took refuge in the Heavenly Court and even lured the people from the Heavenly Court to our navy camp. I still thought of you when I rebelled. Let's cut off our robes and judge justice today!" Ruohong said sadly .
We are about to fight to the death, why did the commander come down first?
Ruohong was kicked down by Zhu Bajie before he could pull out the dagger that cut his gown.
Don't ask why you kick people, instead of laughing and scolding, this is the inheritance of the master.
"Master, this kid is straight-tempered, let's stop teasing him."
"Master, the master's master?" Ruohong just got up from the ground, and he recalled it.
Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors?
This is the ruthless Immortal Emperor who united the two clans of Liches, fought in the Heavenly Court, and frightened the Jade Emperor?
Fuck, did the commander-in-chief pull his master over to rebel with us?
"Marshal, if the Immortal Emperor joins, then my previous plan can be overturned. Let's be bold and set a small goal first." Ruohong hesitated for a moment, and finally boldly said: "We can definitely occupy Xi Niu Hezhou, crack the soil and become king!"
Zhu Bajie stared at his deputy without saying a word.
Ruohong began to feel guilty.
"Marshal, isn't our goal a bit bigger?"
Zhu Bajie sighed bitterly, "Can you be more courageous?"
"How big is it?" Ruohong asked weakly.
"Let's prepare to counterattack the Heavenly Court!"
The weak face shivered a bit, and he began to stutter: "Marshal, you may not know the specific situation. The current total strength of Tianting in Xiniu Hezhou is close to 700 million. It is unrealistic for us to counterattack him with 80 people." ah!"
"Hundreds of thousands of troops from Shuangcha Ridge in the Emperor's Dojo rose up with you." Xie Yun said lightly.
"Immortal Emperor, the odds are still not high!"
"What about the millions of monsters trapped by you in Hezhou, Xiniu?"
"not enough!"
"The Witch Clan and the Monster Clan each lead millions of troops, and they have all rushed to the Flame Mountain!"
After Xie Yun finished speaking, Ruohong knew that he was petty.
If the Immortal Emperor doesn't make a move, that's all. If he makes a move, he will leave all the elite of the Jade Emperor in the fertile land of Hezhou, Xiniu!
Fortunately, my navy and the Jade Emperor are at odds, and I have long been rebellious!
There is nothing to say, from now on, the 80 sailors in the Heavenly Court should follow the lead of the Immortal Emperor, don't persuade them, no one will be able to persuade them.
"Immortal Emperor, whoever you order, my 80 sailors have come ashore, and they are also first-class elite teachers!"
"That's fine, you contact the Jade Emperor and tell him clearly that I and your navy are going to rebel." After Xie Yun finished speaking, everyone around was dumbfounded.
If there is such a blatant rebellion, shouldn't it be a sudden attack, sneaking into the village and shooting it?
(End of this chapter)
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