Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 293 Eat on all sides, killing people and punishing their hearts.

Xiong Dahu walked over with his back on his back, and muttered with an unfriendly expression: "Lawless, the robbery is actually on the head of the cook. Believe it or not, I took off my apron and screwed your heads off?"

In the end, the head was not twisted, but the reputation of the Huotou Army was ruined instead.

The elite teacher, against the ace Dragon Guard in the Heavenly Court, was one against ten, and he still won!

Are all chefs this tough now?
Others don't know, anyway, Xiong Da is quite fierce, and his temper is not very good. He often raises a kitchen knife to scare the three apprentices of the Immortal Emperor, and he has the demeanor of a hermit.

Closer to home.

It was confirmed from the mouth of the surrendered Longwei that Heavenly Court is about to run out of food.

In order to maintain Meng Liangshan's tens of thousands of defensive formations, Long Da almost used the soldiers as spiritual batteries.

They couldn't eat well every day, and the amount of food was not enough. Many people were directly squeezed into skin and bones, and almost starved to death.

As a result, there was a spectacle of counterattacking and besieging the Huotou army at night to grab food.

"Brother-in-law, this is a good thing. There is not enough supplies on the mountain. Let's attack them by force and take them down in one fell swoop!" Di Jiang suggested while eating special braised pork.

He had a feeling that he was about to retire. After this battle, the Heavenly Court would collapse, and it was time for the Jade Emperor to abdicate.

"That's right, I don't think it's a big problem to strike first." Xie Yun agreed.

This battle has been fought for this sake, the commotion is indeed a bit big, it should be over, otherwise Xiniu Hezhou will be smashed, what experience do I have to learn,

"Master Dao, I don't think we need to attack by force, we can surround without fighting." Xiong Da proposed a clever plan.

Have you ever heard of the skill of recruiting surrender with food?

People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry, and gods are no exception in this situation.

Xie Yun gave Xiong Da three days, and three days later, the army stormed Meng Liangshan.

For Chef Chef, if there is anything in this world that cannot be solved by one meal, it is two meals.

Xiong Da led the Huotou army and began to bury pots and cook around Meng Liangshan, changing the pattern every day.

After finishing it, I used the Wind Control Technique to blow the aroma of the food up the mountain, and hundreds of thousands of dragon guards gritted their teeth with greed.

You are really not human at all, damn it!

The most exasperating thing is that the Dragon Guard Jiangjun who ran down first was still under Xiong Da's arrangement, holding a bowl and yelling up the mountain non-stop all day long.

"Brothers, don't resist, let's all go down the mountain, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor is full here!"

"When you come down, bring down those corporals, centurions, thousand commanders, and captains!"

"The cook here has already said that a corporal will exchange charcoal-grilled small dragon meat, a senior officer will exchange steamed dragon fish, a centurion will exchange stewed phoenix birds with ganoderma lucidum, a thousand commander will exchange special braised pork, and a captain will exchange steamed buns stuffed with meat!"

"The food here is comparable to golden elixir. It's a big tonic. If you find a chance, hurry up and do it. It's too late to regret it."

……

Besieged on all sides, ah, no, under the psychological warfare of eating from all sides, Meng Liangshan's morale quickly collapsed.

"Despicable, shameless, lowly!" Long Da roared weakly and angrily in the handsome tent.

Long Wei's people are panicking now, the grassroots officers don't even dare to walk with their subordinates.

Many of their colleagues were beaten by their subordinates and brought down the mountain to join the enemy.

On the first day, more than 8000 people from Longwei went down the mountain, but the effect was not very obvious.

On the second day, the number soared to [-] in an instant.

On the third day, the number of descenders quadrupled again.

The three-day deadline has come, and Xiong Da is a little ashamed.

"Master Dao, let me try again, I don't believe I can't prove myself!"

"That's fine, I'll give you another three days." Xie Yun said with a straight face.

Xiong Da left in a huff. He wanted to prove his cooking skills, so he was going to use the last trump card - Buddha jumping over the wall.

The smell of meat from the altar wafts around the neighbors, and the Buddha heard that Qichan jumped over the wall. I don't believe that the dragon guard on the mountain can handle this dish!
"Brother-in-law, your cooking skills are a bit flamboyant!" Di Jiang exclaimed.

Who would have thought of recruiting more than 20 troops with one pot of food?

But people's culinary skills have reached this point, is it possible that after the way of swordsmanship and the way of alchemy, the way of cooking is also on the rise?
Hey, strange things happen every year after rebirth, especially this year, people are getting old and can't keep up with the development of the times!

For a while, Di Jiang thought of retiring, and it would be nice to be a retired old man when the three worlds of the prehistoric and the wild are peaceful.

Xiong Da hadn't fired to make a Buddha jumping over the wall, and Di Jiang was still lamenting the passing of time, when a burst of war drums sounded.

The Dragon Guards on Mengliang Mountain withdrew their defensive array and were ready to go down the mountain for a decisive battle.

"Trash, they are all a bunch of trash, will you die if you stick to it for two more days?" Xiong Da jumped on his feet and cursed angrily.

An opportunity to prove one's heart with cooking skills is gone, so sad!
Everyone knew that Long Wei was already a turtle in the urn, and now going down the mountain was just dying.

"Where is the Eight Desolation?" Long Da shouted in front of the formation,
He was really dissatisfied, the Jade Emperor was wronged for losing, in this battle, all forces were chasing the corners of the Heavenly Court, otherwise they would not have lost so quickly.

Xie Yun came out and asked, "Why, single-handed or group fight?"

"Bahuang, I can't beat you, but I would rather die than surrender. I want you to know that there are still plenty of people with backbone in the heavenly court!"

"You are also considered to be a talented person. Do you really stop thinking about it?" Xie Yun said regretfully: "You know the character of this emperor. I love talent like my life. If you surrender, you will be reused."

"Stop talking too much, let's shoot!" Long Da roared, raised the eight-treasure purple golden gun, and immediately killed it.

What a white-robed general with a height of eight feet, riding a celestial horse in front of the two armies, it is really like a god descending into the world, majestic and majestic.

He had already made a plan in his heart to die here today in order to repay the kindness of the Jade Emperor.

"You are also a loyal person, so the emperor will give you a ride." Xie Yun sacrificed the diamond bracelet, ready to smash it down.

Long Da was stunned, he was shocked and said: "What, the saint also participated in the battle?"

Unexpectedly, the old gentleman still gave his personal magic weapon to the junior brother. Is this prophecy?

The sages are all standing in line, it seems that the Jade Emperor is exhausted.

"Bahuang, after I die, I will be at your disposal. I hope you will take care of them. The Dragon Guard obeys the order, disarm and abandon the soldiers, and surrender!"

Before the formation of the two armies, Long Da killed himself and died.

"So strong!" Xie Yun sighed.

Meng Liangshan's million-strong army was destroyed. After the news spread to Nianshan and Feixiashan, the morale of the Heavenly Court plummeted.

The four heavenly kings jumped up and down the mountain and scolded angrily: "This is the elite that the Jade Emperor secretly cultivated, huh, that's all."

Li Jing was even more desperate. He directly sent someone to break through and report to the Heavenly Court: "Your Majesty, if you don't do your best, your Dragon Guards are really pitted!"

It is reported that the army of one million people in Shuangcha Ridge has set out, with the goal of crushing the mountain.

As soon as the four heavenly kings came together, they opened the gate of the camp and surrendered to Xie Yun that day.

We didn't lose at the hands of Yaozu, we lost at the hands of Immortal Emperor, no shame!

Li Jing did the same, and led all the immortals out of the camp to surrender to Xie Yun. Although the ceremony was very grand, the scene was always a bit like a relative meeting.

It seemed that everyone in the venue was a family, and the disciples of Intercepting and Interpreting the Teaching were calling each other affectionately.

(End of this chapter)