Seeking immortality.

Chapter 1068 I Have Never Seen Such a Stupid Immortal Cultivator

"Son of luck?"

Fatty's face suddenly collapsed: "Then what will happen to other people?"

"It's hard to say."

"Hard to say?"

"Yes." Qin Yan nodded: "Some people have very slight consequences, while others will feel worse than death, and some will even produce some rather funny results."

"What is a more funny result?" Fatty's expression was full of doubts.

"Yes, for example, the stomach will become very hungry, and no matter how much you eat, you will not be full until you feel like vomiting."

"What is this?" Fatty was stunned: "We are immortal cultivators, can't we be bigu?"

"Since you are poisoned, the bigu technique will naturally have no effect. You will always want to eat, and you may even swell yourself to death if you are not careful."

The fat man was speechless, the consequences were too inexplicable.

"What else?"

"For example, your whole body will suddenly become very smelly, as if you haven't bathed in 100 years, and the smell can be smelled not only by others, but also by yourself. If you are not careful, you will pass out from the smell .”

"When cultivating, you may even become obsessed because of the smell."

Fatty: "..."

The fat man was speechless.

He hesitated to speak several times.

It would be a lie to say that there is no doubt.

He really wanted to ask the monk surnamed Qin in front, are you kidding me, there is such a weird monster snake in the world, after being bitten, it has such consequences?

This is too speechless.

It was unbelievable, but he seemed to have to believe it.

Just like that, after hesitating for a while, he said in a low voice: "What fellow Taoist said is true, you didn't lie to me?"

"Believe it or not!" Qin Yan was too lazy to talk to the other party: "You think I'm in such a good mood, talking nonsense with you here?"

"However, Fellow Daoist Wei, I think your luck is really not very good, so I still hope for good luck, and prepare for the next tragic experience, so as not to be at a loss when the time comes."

Hearing Qin Yan's words, the fat man almost cried.

It was a panic in my heart.

Can your boy speak?If you speak a little nicely, you can die!
What is my bad luck? Are you reminding me or hurting me on purpose?
Resentment +1, +1...

The fat man was in a very depressed mood.

After finally becoming a Nascent Soul, I thought I could be proud, but I never expected to have such a bad experience after having a meal.

"Brother Qin, don't scare me, what should I do next?"

"It doesn't matter, it's just unlucky. At most, it's nothing more than drinking water and stuffing your teeth, and stepping on banana peels when you walk on the road. It's actually not a big deal!"

Qin Yan held back the smile on his face, and his calm voice reached his ears.

The fat man was speechless for a moment.

Do you hear this rhetoric?
Can I have a little bit of sympathy.

This really has nothing to do with him, hang on high.

Dead fellow Daoist, Mo Sipindao is not such a way to open.

Seeing Qin Yan smiling happily, to be honest, Fatty really wanted to crush him.

But the problem is that you can't beat it.

If you do this, you will only end up with a very sad result.

And he is not an idiot, so of course he would not do such a thing that would obviously suffer a lot.

So I had no choice but to grit my teeth and endure.

As the saying goes, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, so I'll take note of this incident today.

Don't say that the fat man repays his revenge, this is called one yard for one yard.

Of course, he clearly remembered Qin Yan's life-saving grace and help to himself.

But today's ridicule and ridicule will not be forgotten, this is not a conflict!
I will not forget the goodness of the other party, but I will also remember the ridicule and ridicule in the past.

When I am invincible and disdainful of the spirit world, I will definitely give him a lot of geniuses and treasures, and then I will punish him...

How to punish?
It was simple and rude that directly sealed the mana and beat him up.

Let him eat dark food for three months.

or……

Fatty suddenly found it difficult to choose.

There is no way, as a genius with a particularly high IQ, who can come up with seven or eight solutions casually when encountering a situation, but also has difficulty in choosing, Fatty feels that it is too difficult for him...

On his side, he was still thinking wildly, but Qin Yan had already arrived at a place close at hand.

Then I heard that guy giggling.

As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to worry about it, ah, no, once you encounter unhappy things, you must learn how to comfort yourself.

At this moment, the fat man has been hit by a series of blows, and he doesn't want to be autistic, so he can only imagine in his heart that hundreds of years later, he will be invincible in the spirit world, and he will be invincible wherever he goes. Qin Yan saw I called myself Big Brother, and at the same time admitted my mistake while hugging my thigh.

Thinking of the joy, naturally I couldn't help but giggled.

That expression is so mean, it makes people want to be flattened when they see it.

But Qin Yan still held back.

After all, the other party is already unlucky and sad enough, so a few words of ridicule are harmless, but Qin Yan really can't do things like adding insult to injury!

Shaking his head, Qin Yan ignored the fat man, raised his right hand, and the magic cultivator's storage bag fell into his palm.

But the next moment, Qin Yan's expression changed, and he threw it aside without hesitation.

It was also a coincidence that Fatty woke up at this time.

So I happened to see Qin Yan throwing something out with a wave.

It's a storage bag!

The fat man couldn't help but widen his eyes.

There was no time to think about why Qin Yan threw away this precious thing.

In short, there is an abyss ahead. Once the storage bag falls off the cliff, even if the immortal cultivator has divine consciousness, it will be difficult to find it!
So he didn't have time to think about it, and rushed over without hesitation, grabbing the storage bag in his hand.

"Don't, hurry up and stop!"

Qin Yan was shocked, this reckless guy really wanted money but not life.

If you want to stop it, there is no time.

He saw that storage bag turned into a palm-sized spider at a speed visible to the naked eye, biting the fat man hard.

Qin Yan stroked his forehead with his hands, and he didn't know what to say when he encountered such an accident.

But the fat man's complexion was unbearably ugly.

At this moment, he finally woke up completely, and he also understood what kind of stupid thing he did just now.

I'm sure I'm going to die, this time I'm afraid I'm really going to return to the underworld!

"Brother Qin, save me!" He felt so sad that he couldn't help crying again.

And the next moment, I felt that the mana in my body seemed to be imprisoned by something.

I can't move my body either.

Can't even fly in the air.

"Whoosh!" It was as if a boulder fell from mid-air and fell off the cliff.

(End of this chapter)