Seeking immortality.
Chapter 1231 Could it be that my ears misheard
Chapter 1231 Could it be that my ears misheard
Qin Yan had nothing to say, he was really convinced.
After all, the other party himself expressed that he was as timid as a mouse, so why do you make Qin Yan complain?
I also really admire this guy's thick skin, but from another angle, it just proves that he is very suitable for the task in front of him.
Well, you must be able to do it, and you will never let yourself down.
With this thought in his mind, Qin Yan spoke up bluntly, and he took out the stone directly from the storage bag without being tricky.
Then put it on the table in front of you: "The thing I want to ask fellow Taoist to help is very simple, that is, please kowtow to this stone."
Liang Xiaotian: "..."
What?
Brother, what are you talking about?
Rao Liang Xiaotian is well-informed and has imagined a lot of things that Qin Yan would ask him to do for him, but when the other party really asked for it, he was in a daze, wondering if there was something wrong with his ears ?
This is too outrageous!
Qin Yan came to his cave in person, and said with a serious expression that he had something to ask for, but in the end, he made himself kowtow to a stone?
Are you kidding me!
If he didn't know Qin Yan's character, he would have wondered if this guy was sent by a monkey to tease him.
The point is that this request is ridiculous and makes no sense at all.
Just ask him what is he drawing?
Is it to humiliate yourself?
But it's not good for Brother Qin at all!
So he really couldn't figure it out.
So Liang Xiaotian came to a conclusion that he must have had auditory hallucinations because he didn't sleep well last night.
So he scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in embarrassment: "Brother Qin, I didn't hear clearly, what do you want me to do?"
"Kowtow like this stone!"
Qin Yan sighed: "In addition, you have to flatter him, praise him, praise him, don't worry about being nasty, just praise this stone into a flower."
Liang Xiaotian: "..."
Liang Xiaotian heard clearly this time, but he was even more confused. It is outrageous to kowtow like a stone, but you still want me to praise him and flatter him?
Did something go wrong?
He felt that it was not Brother Qin who was humiliating him, but that the other party seemed to have become a tease, or that he had a nervous problem.
The request is inexplicable and completely unreasonable.
Well, take [-] steps back, even if you do it yourself, can he understand this stone?
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you make a mistake in your cultivation or were you stimulated by something?"
Liang Xiaotian was not angry, on the contrary, there was a look of concern on his face.
He was a little skeptical, did Brother Qin have something wrong with his cultivation?For example... going crazy.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the possibility seemed quite high.
So the expression on his face was not only concerned, but also mixed with some sympathy.
"Idiot, what are you thinking?"
Qin Yan slapped the boy directly on the forehead.
"I'm not crazy, and I'm fine."
However, the other party did not believe it.
"You said you have no problem, you are sober, let's just say, a normal person can make such an outrageous request, and you actually ask me to kowtow to a stone?" Liang Xiaotian was not convinced.
"Oh, you don't know something."
Qin Yan also knew that it was impossible to get away with this matter, because living in a different place would make everyone feel incredible.
He was not afraid that Liang Xiaotian would reveal his secret, so he sighed: "We have to start from the beginning, well, I might as well tell you."
Of course, Qin Yan was not interested in starting from the beginning, so he cut a long story short and told the other party that this stone is a treasure, left by a senior monk, and has already opened up his spiritual wisdom, so he cannot use common sense to figure it out.
"Really?" Liang Xiaotian was taken aback.
If it is said that stones can open spiritual wisdom, of course he also believes that, after all, in theory, everything can embark on the road of cultivating immortals.
But if you want to say that a stone can bring great benefits to the cultivator, the condition is that the cultivator kowtows to him, speaks nice things, and flatters him, which still makes people feel a little unreal.
"Hmph, believe it or not!"
Qin Yan was too lazy to explain.
"Stop talking nonsense, you owed me a lot of promises back then, and now it's time to fulfill them. I don't ask much, I just hope that you can kowtow to this stone, and then flatter you, can you do it? , you can give an answer directly, don’t keep asking questions here!”
"Of course no problem."
Liang Xiaotian didn't actually object to Qin Yan's request, but he just found it unbelievable in his heart, so he talked a little more.
In fact, for him, exchanging such a promise is basically a guaranteed profit.
Although it sounds outrageous, in fact, as long as you have a thicker skin, you don't have to care too much. It's much easier than going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire.
And in this way, Qin Yan can be returned a big favor, which can be said to be very worthwhile.
After thinking about these details clearly, Liang Xiaotian agreed without hesitation.
So without saying a word, the boy kowtowed three times to the stone: "Brother, is it alright?"
"No, you have to knock a thousand."
"A thousand?"
Liang Xiaotian was speechless.
The requirements of this stone are too much.
But the matter has come to this point, and he has no room to refuse, otherwise, wouldn't the three beeps just now be in vain.
From a certain point of view, I am even more at a loss.
"Forget it, one thousand is one thousand, I want to see, when I fulfill my promise, what kind of moths can this stone make?"
Liang Xiaotian thought about it like this, and then started knocking without saying a word.
One thousand sounds like a lot, but if kowtowing is like pounding garlic, it won't take long.
So he knocked over quickly.
"Brother, this is the boss!"
Even though Liang Xiaotian had a thick skin, he felt a little ashamed at the moment. He kowtowed like a stone for no apparent reason as a dignified cultivator. If he said it, it would become a joke in the whole world of cultivating immortals.
"Yes, Not Bad!"
Qin Yan nodded and looked at the stone on the table.
"What do fellow daoists think, Qin has fulfilled his promise."
"To be exact, it's only half done." The stone's voice was a bit smug: "It's easy to kowtow, you just need to have a thick skin, but the most important thing is to praise me, you need to flatter me to satisfy me, and It's not that easy."
"Hey, this guy can talk, he really has become a genius!"
Liang Xiaotian was amazed.
He is also considered to be knowledgeable, but this is the first time he has seen Shitou embark on the road of cultivating immortals.
"How about it, little guy, I heard Fellow Daoist Qin say that you are thick-skinned, that flattering and bragging are not trivial. Is it true?"
(End of this chapter)
Qin Yan had nothing to say, he was really convinced.
After all, the other party himself expressed that he was as timid as a mouse, so why do you make Qin Yan complain?
I also really admire this guy's thick skin, but from another angle, it just proves that he is very suitable for the task in front of him.
Well, you must be able to do it, and you will never let yourself down.
With this thought in his mind, Qin Yan spoke up bluntly, and he took out the stone directly from the storage bag without being tricky.
Then put it on the table in front of you: "The thing I want to ask fellow Taoist to help is very simple, that is, please kowtow to this stone."
Liang Xiaotian: "..."
What?
Brother, what are you talking about?
Rao Liang Xiaotian is well-informed and has imagined a lot of things that Qin Yan would ask him to do for him, but when the other party really asked for it, he was in a daze, wondering if there was something wrong with his ears ?
This is too outrageous!
Qin Yan came to his cave in person, and said with a serious expression that he had something to ask for, but in the end, he made himself kowtow to a stone?
Are you kidding me!
If he didn't know Qin Yan's character, he would have wondered if this guy was sent by a monkey to tease him.
The point is that this request is ridiculous and makes no sense at all.
Just ask him what is he drawing?
Is it to humiliate yourself?
But it's not good for Brother Qin at all!
So he really couldn't figure it out.
So Liang Xiaotian came to a conclusion that he must have had auditory hallucinations because he didn't sleep well last night.
So he scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in embarrassment: "Brother Qin, I didn't hear clearly, what do you want me to do?"
"Kowtow like this stone!"
Qin Yan sighed: "In addition, you have to flatter him, praise him, praise him, don't worry about being nasty, just praise this stone into a flower."
Liang Xiaotian: "..."
Liang Xiaotian heard clearly this time, but he was even more confused. It is outrageous to kowtow like a stone, but you still want me to praise him and flatter him?
Did something go wrong?
He felt that it was not Brother Qin who was humiliating him, but that the other party seemed to have become a tease, or that he had a nervous problem.
The request is inexplicable and completely unreasonable.
Well, take [-] steps back, even if you do it yourself, can he understand this stone?
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you make a mistake in your cultivation or were you stimulated by something?"
Liang Xiaotian was not angry, on the contrary, there was a look of concern on his face.
He was a little skeptical, did Brother Qin have something wrong with his cultivation?For example... going crazy.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that the possibility seemed quite high.
So the expression on his face was not only concerned, but also mixed with some sympathy.
"Idiot, what are you thinking?"
Qin Yan slapped the boy directly on the forehead.
"I'm not crazy, and I'm fine."
However, the other party did not believe it.
"You said you have no problem, you are sober, let's just say, a normal person can make such an outrageous request, and you actually ask me to kowtow to a stone?" Liang Xiaotian was not convinced.
"Oh, you don't know something."
Qin Yan also knew that it was impossible to get away with this matter, because living in a different place would make everyone feel incredible.
He was not afraid that Liang Xiaotian would reveal his secret, so he sighed: "We have to start from the beginning, well, I might as well tell you."
Of course, Qin Yan was not interested in starting from the beginning, so he cut a long story short and told the other party that this stone is a treasure, left by a senior monk, and has already opened up his spiritual wisdom, so he cannot use common sense to figure it out.
"Really?" Liang Xiaotian was taken aback.
If it is said that stones can open spiritual wisdom, of course he also believes that, after all, in theory, everything can embark on the road of cultivating immortals.
But if you want to say that a stone can bring great benefits to the cultivator, the condition is that the cultivator kowtows to him, speaks nice things, and flatters him, which still makes people feel a little unreal.
"Hmph, believe it or not!"
Qin Yan was too lazy to explain.
"Stop talking nonsense, you owed me a lot of promises back then, and now it's time to fulfill them. I don't ask much, I just hope that you can kowtow to this stone, and then flatter you, can you do it? , you can give an answer directly, don’t keep asking questions here!”
"Of course no problem."
Liang Xiaotian didn't actually object to Qin Yan's request, but he just found it unbelievable in his heart, so he talked a little more.
In fact, for him, exchanging such a promise is basically a guaranteed profit.
Although it sounds outrageous, in fact, as long as you have a thicker skin, you don't have to care too much. It's much easier than going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of fire.
And in this way, Qin Yan can be returned a big favor, which can be said to be very worthwhile.
After thinking about these details clearly, Liang Xiaotian agreed without hesitation.
So without saying a word, the boy kowtowed three times to the stone: "Brother, is it alright?"
"No, you have to knock a thousand."
"A thousand?"
Liang Xiaotian was speechless.
The requirements of this stone are too much.
But the matter has come to this point, and he has no room to refuse, otherwise, wouldn't the three beeps just now be in vain.
From a certain point of view, I am even more at a loss.
"Forget it, one thousand is one thousand, I want to see, when I fulfill my promise, what kind of moths can this stone make?"
Liang Xiaotian thought about it like this, and then started knocking without saying a word.
One thousand sounds like a lot, but if kowtowing is like pounding garlic, it won't take long.
So he knocked over quickly.
"Brother, this is the boss!"
Even though Liang Xiaotian had a thick skin, he felt a little ashamed at the moment. He kowtowed like a stone for no apparent reason as a dignified cultivator. If he said it, it would become a joke in the whole world of cultivating immortals.
"Yes, Not Bad!"
Qin Yan nodded and looked at the stone on the table.
"What do fellow daoists think, Qin has fulfilled his promise."
"To be exact, it's only half done." The stone's voice was a bit smug: "It's easy to kowtow, you just need to have a thick skin, but the most important thing is to praise me, you need to flatter me to satisfy me, and It's not that easy."
"Hey, this guy can talk, he really has become a genius!"
Liang Xiaotian was amazed.
He is also considered to be knowledgeable, but this is the first time he has seen Shitou embark on the road of cultivating immortals.
"How about it, little guy, I heard Fellow Daoist Qin say that you are thick-skinned, that flattering and bragging are not trivial. Is it true?"
(End of this chapter)
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