Seeking immortality.

Chapter 1344 A Legendary Joke

After the shopkeeper of the restaurant finished speaking, the old man surnamed Guo finally spoke: "Everyone is a cultivator of immortals, since you are here, you must know the rules of this old man."

"I won't talk nonsense. Since the old man came here today, he will definitely cook a few dishes, but only one of you can taste them. There are too many monks and too few porridges. Therefore, fellow Taoists who want to eat can only pass through the competition. way to get it.”

"The way of competition, senior, can you be more specific?"

Many of the immortal cultivators present were experienced foodies, otherwise they wouldn't have ate and drank as if no one was watching them just now. For them, they certainly didn't want to miss the god-given opportunity in front of them.

Therefore, everyone here is also very concerned about how to obtain delicious food and how to compete.

"It's very simple, you just need to tell jokes. Whoever tells the best jokes and can make my old man laugh happily will get the dishes I cook for free."

When the chef surnamed Guo said this, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and even suspected that there was something wrong with their ears.

What did the other party say?

Let's tell a joke?

This really caught people off guard!
At this moment, the guy who was eager to fight and was determined to win, many people couldn't help being dumbfounded.

There is no other reason, the life of a cultivator is actually quite boring!

To sum it up a little simpler, if you are not practicing meditation, you are retreating, or you are going out to find treasures, if you meet other immortal cultivators, you are either intriguing or exchanging cultivation experience.

All in all it's pretty busy.

tell a joke?What joke?Many people said that they probably haven't heard it in 100 years!

This senior Guo is too unreliable. This request may not be too difficult for ordinary mortals, but it happens that these immortal cultivators in front of him can suddenly meet the request that makes everyone dumbfounded. .

Many people were scratching their heads in anxiety, while many simply gave up the fight.

Although frustrated, although unwilling, but self-knowledge is still there, you let them tell jokes, forget it, they would rather face the powerful monster clan, it is easier and simpler than this!

Even Qin Yan frowned.

I have to say that the other party's request was indeed unexpected.

But I have to say that Qin Yan is indeed different from other immortal cultivators. He likes to read a lot, so if he just tells a few jokes, it doesn't bother him.

It's just that Qin Yan is not sure of winning. After all, it is not difficult to tell jokes, but the question is whether he can satisfy this senior Guo, which is really hard to say.

Among all the people, only Fatty Wei was in the best mood.

At this moment, he felt that he was simply a child of the plane. After all, in his opinion, this request was tailor-made for him.

It's just a sub-question.

why would you say so?

It's very simple, don't forget that he is a time traveler, dare not say anything else, tell two jokes, for him from the Internet age, isn't that easy to catch?
There was no difficulty at all, this round was won by myself, the thought turned in my mind, and the fat man also showed a high-spirited and very proud look on his face.

But things really went as smoothly as he imagined?

not necessarily!

You must know that the most indispensable thing in the world of cultivating immortals is all kinds of surprises and surprises.

This fat man is still too confident, how should I put it...

As a time traveler, the material for his jokes must be excellent, there is no denying this, but the fat man forgot that he has no talent for acting.

Well, it can't be said that he has no talent for acting. To be more precise, he and Liang Xiaotian are different types of players.

Liang Xiaotian belonged to that kind, he liked to gain attention and attention, the more people stared at him, the more excited that kid felt, the more he was able to perform beyond the ordinary, bragging without borders.

And what about this fat man?Although it has been so many years, but in his previous life, he was really just an ordinary otaku.

What are the characteristics of an otaku?
Bragging on the Internet is very clear, but in reality, if you want him to tell others in person, he suddenly becomes shy and clumsy.

If there are not many listeners, only two or three, it can be handled.

Feel free to express your own opinion.

But like now, being stared at by hundreds of pairs of eyes all of a sudden, the fat man panicked in his heart.

All of a sudden, I became hesitant to speak, and my heart beat faster, as if I went back to my childhood. I didn't listen carefully in class, but was picked up by the teacher to answer questions...

I was at a loss, and my mind went blank.

In this case, you expect him to tell jokes?
forget it!
Fatty's tense look at the moment looks like a joke.

Originally, before he spoke, he carefully selected a very good material, which was a famous joke on the Internet in his previous life.

The fat man was full of confidence and felt that he could easily win.

In the end, the thinking was too simple. When it was his turn, the fat man suddenly became nervous, and he stammered for a long time. number of fools.

This buddy can't even speak clearly, just like this...he still wants to use jokes to compete for food?
Although the courage is commendable, it is too self-aware!

Everyone didn't hear clearly what you were talking about.

The fat man's face was flushed.

Just now, he felt that such a condition was a sub-question.

My own luck is so good that it can be compared with the son of the plane, but I never expected that when things came to an end, it would turn out like this.

The fat man felt aggrieved and wanted to cry.

Not only was it impossible to win now, but he also humiliated himself in front of everyone.

Alas, the novels are indeed deceiving. In the novels I read in my previous life, as long as the traveler is willing, as long as he is willing, he can easily pretend to be coercive anytime, anywhere.

Why do you always pretend to fail inexplicably when you come to yourself?Then he was severely slapped in the face.

Fatty's eyes were blank. The scene that happened just now had shocked him to doubt his life.

Qin Yan was also amazed by Fatty's performance, this buddy is really... able to give himself different surprises anytime, anywhere.

Is he a tease sent by a monkey?Otherwise, such a funny talent really cannot be explained by ordinary words.

All in all, Qin Yan gloated.

Fatty's exaggerated performance almost made him burst out laughing.

Then extreme joy begets sorrow.

Then it was Qin Yan's turn to tell jokes, but he also performed abnormally.

Of course, he wasn't like the fat man, who couldn't even speak clearly because of nervousness, but anyway, telling jokes in public required skill.

(End of this chapter)