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Chapter 166 spray your face

"It's me." Tang Ming stood up and nodded, "Teacher, do you have anything to do with me?"

"I suspect that you have taken doping drugs and want to test you."

Liu Dalun said directly.

"Stimulants?"

Tang Ming was stunned:
"It's like the Olympics, do I need to use doping?"

"Is there any? You have to check to find out. This is a school. If you use stimulants to cheat in this small sports meeting, then you have a problem with your character, not to mention that stimulants hurt your nerves, and eating too much is also bad for your body. "

Liu Dalun said seriously.

"Okay, let's test it, I didn't eat it anyway."

Tang Ming said indifferently.

"That is, with my brother Ming's strength, do we still need to take stimulants?"

Fatty also chimed in.

At this time, a school doctor in a white coat came over with a small box and greeted Liu Dalun.

Liu Dalun said: "Doctor Zhang, do you need to take urine for doping testing?"

"That's how it is at the moment."

Doctor Zhang took out a disposable paper cup from the small box, handed it to Tang Ming and said:

"Go get some pee, at least half a cup."

"Okay, I'm going to the bathroom anyway."

Tang Ming took the paper cup and smiled.

However, Chen Cang quickly reminded: "No, this Tang Ming went to the toilet alone, if it was replaced by other people's urine, wouldn't he be unable to test for doping? Teacher Liu, I think someone must be asked to keep an eye on him. "

Both Liu Dalun and Doctor Zhang obviously didn't want to go to the bathroom and stare at a student peeing. Liu Dalun said to Chen Cang, "Since you suggested it, then go and see Tang Ming."

"Okay, make sure to complete the task."

Chen Cang had this intention, and said hastily. .

Tang Ming took the paper cup, grinned and walked into the toilet.

Chen Cang quickly asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"I'm not laughing at anything."

Tang Ming was at the door of the toilet, turned around and asked, "Chen Cang, it's your fault, right?"

"What? I'm just here to help Mr. Liu keep an eye on you. Don't talk to me about anything."

Chen Cang said arguably.

"Okay, if you let me catch you kid, see if I don't peel your skin."

Tang Ming glared at him.

Chen Cang shivered in fright, but seeing Tang Ming unzip the zipper and stare at the paper cup motionless, he couldn't help urging, "Hurry up, pee, the toilet is so smelly, do you want to stay here a little longer?"

"There is a big man next to you, do you think I can pee out?"

Tang Ming said angrily.

But Chen Cang said: "Anyway, you have to hurry up, if you want to prove your innocence, you have to urinate and have it tested by the school doctor, otherwise you will be the No. "

"Indeed, you are right this time."

Tang Ming nodded and said:
"But you look at me, I really can't pee."

Chen Cang said, "I won't stare at you, what if you change your urine?"

"Well, just watch."

Tang Ming faced the paper cup, but couldn't urinate.

Chen Cang waited for a while, his legs were sore, he couldn't help burying his upper body, and squeezed his knees with both hands, but the moment he raised his head, a warm current sprayed on his face, hot and strong. Smell.

"What's the matter with you?"

Chen Cang hurriedly dodged in shock, his face was covered with urine, and his clothes were soaked.

"I'm sorry, you didn't look at me just now, and I pissed out immediately. Maybe it was because I peed very refreshingly, so I was a little fierce. As soon as you raised your head, it happened to spray on your face."

After Tang Ming finished speaking, he pulled up his trousers and walked out of the toilet, laughing uncontrollably.

Inside the toilet, Chen Cang looked at the paper cup on the floor, which was half yellow inside, and felt sick. Thinking that he had it too, he almost vomited it out. After tossing in the toilet for a long time, he went out.

Liu Dalun and the school doctor were waiting impatiently. Seeing Chen Cang come out, they asked angrily, "It's been a long time in the bathroom, where are the things?"

As soon as Chen Cang raised his hand, he handed over the paper cup, and the school doctor took it quickly, then opened the small box, packed the things and took them away.

"There will be results in half an hour, and I will call you later."

After the school doctor finished speaking to Liu Dalun, he quickly left for testing with a small box on his back.

Liu Dalun couldn't wait here for half an hour, so he went back to the teaching office first.

Chen Cang stood where he was, and the monkey came over, frowned and said, "Brother Cang, why are your hair and clothes wet?"

"I'm a little hot. I went to the toilet to wash my face just now, and accidentally wet my clothes."

Of course, Chen Cang didn't dare to tell the truth, it was too embarrassing after all, if it was someone else, he would have already raised a knife to kill people, but facing Tang Ming, it's useless even if you take a gun, there are many more He was beaten up, so he had to eat it if he didn't eat it.

"Huh? Why is there a strange smell? What kind of smell is it? It smells so bad."

The monkey quickly avoided a few steps.

Chen Cang's angry eyebrows were about to fight, and he said in embarrassment, "Damn it, I took a paper cup just now, and it contained Tang Ming's bastard's piss, of course it smells good."

"Oh."

Seeing that Chen Cang lost his temper, Houzi didn't dare to talk about it anymore.

Chen Cang scolded in his heart: Tang Ming, you bastard dare to humiliate me like this, just wait, wait until you are canceled and see how you raise your head in school.

Thinking of Tang Ming's tragic end, Chen Cang couldn't help laughing again.

And not far away, Tang Ming and Fatty had already bent over laughing, Tang Ming walked out of the toilet and told Fatty about the fact that he pissed on Chen Cang's face, and the two hid aside, waiting to see what happened when Chen Cang walked out of the toilet Embarrassing, it was exactly as they expected, it was so funny.

"Brother Ming, you are really tall. You are the only one in the whole school who dares to pee on the face of a fly, and he dare not get angry with you."

The fat man covered his stomach, his face flushed with laughter.

"Who told him to be so wicked and want to frame me? If he wants to get along with me, of course I want to show him some color. This time I pissed on his face. If he doesn't know how to restrain himself, maybe I will let him eat it next time." Shit."

Tang Ming pouted and said.

"Ha ha……"

The fat man didn't have a big smile, and when he heard that Chen Cang was going to eat shit, he immediately laughed again.

Chen Cang really couldn't bear the smell, so he changed into his school uniform, and when the time was almost up, he came to the teaching office again to ask about the situation.

As soon as he entered the door, Chen Cang saw Teacher Liu put down the microphone of the landline, so he asked, "Mr. Liu, should the test results come out?"

"Out."

Liu Dalun looked at Chen Cang and said:

"Chen Cang, you ran No.2, and your strength is actually pretty good. You should spend more energy on improving your strength instead of caring about these things."

"But Mr. Liu, Tang Ming took stimulants. He was actually cheating. I was the one who got hurt! No.1 should belong to me!"

Chen Cang hurriedly pretended to be a victim and cried.

(End of this chapter)