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Chapter 1843 Diarrhea at the beginning
"Let's talk about it after you can win me first."

Zhou Xiaoqian took a deep breath, looked up at the staff, "Can we start the game?"

"Are you ready?"

asked the staff with a blank expression.

"I'm already ready."

Lu Dai looked at Zhou Xiaoqian arrogantly.

"Then take the medicine."

The staff pointed to the box.

"Ladies first, you come first."

Lu Dai curled his lips in disdain.

"I come first and I come first."

Zhou Xiaoqian was also polite, raised her hand and shook out a plastic ball and handed it to the staff.

The staff opened the plastic ball, distributed the prescriptions inside to Zhou Xiaoqian and Lu Dai, and then started the timer to announce the start of the game.

"Beauty, would you like me to let you have a few minutes?"

Lu Dai looked at Zhou Xiaoqian contemptuously while holding the prescription.

Zhou Xiaoqian didn't bother to pay attention to the other party's provocation, quickly checked the prescription, then searched among the medicinal materials on the table, estimated the dosage bit by bit by hand, and matched the medicine.

"cut!"

Seeing Zhou Xiaoqian's actions, Lu Dai looked contemptuous, raised his hand and grabbed a handful of traditional Chinese medicine in the medicine box, and put it on the paper, "This is the standard dosage."

"what!"

Just when Lu Dai was about to grab the second medicinal material, he suddenly screamed while clutching his stomach.

"are you crazy!"

Zhou Xiaoqian was taken aback, and glared at Lu Dai angrily. As a result, the other party was flushed and sweating profusely, covering his stomach with one hand and holding the table with the other.

"The person in charge, I suddenly have a stomachache and request to stop the game."

Lu Dai clamped his legs tightly and begged the staff sadly.

"The game has already started, and you can abstain unless there is a result."

The staff reminded coldly.

"I……"

Hearing this, Lu Dai almost cried.

"Puff puff."

There was a loud fart sound.

"It stinks!"

Zhou Xiaoqian and the people on several nearby tables quickly covered their noses.

"Director, this guy actually interfered with my game in this way."

Zhou Xiaoqian roared with disgust.

"Ahem, hurry up and compete."

The staff pinched their noses and looked disgusted, but there was nothing they could do.

"Damn it, how could you have a stomachache at this time."

Lu Dai's entire face turned pale, his body trembled, and he wanted to dispense the medicine, but the feeling below was very strong, and there was a danger that if he was even slightly distracted, he might lose his mind.

"Lu Dai, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up and play."

Bai Shengqi, who was standing outside the barbed wire, shook the barbed wire and growled while gnashing his teeth.

"Hey, so that person is from Yixianfang?"

Hearing Bai Shengqi's voice, Tang Ming immediately shouted exaggeratedly: "The people in Yixianfang are really talented. They can't even cure such a small disease as diarrhea. It's too embarrassing to look like this during the competition."

"What, that person turned out to be from the Immortal Medicine Workshop, right?"

"How can you treat other people with this appearance? Could it be that the Yixianfang is just a waste of its name?"

"I don't know, but it looks miserable. I guess I lost this round."

……

A group of people immediately discussed excitedly.

"Damn."

Hearing the voices of Bai Shengqi and the people around him, Lu Dai held his breath, gritted his teeth and stretched out his hand to dispense the medicine, wanting to persist in the competition to the end, but...

"puff!"

There was a strange muffled sound, and then everyone was shocked to see that Lu Dai's pants were wet, and there was a large yellow patch under his feet, and he finally pulled it off.

"Ahhh!"

Knowing that he couldn't hold on, Lu Dai broke down and yelled, ashamed and ashamed, wishing to find a place to bury himself. In the public, during the live broadcast, or during the game, he pulled his pants. The stains of his life can't be washed away even if he wants to wash them off.

"Wow, it actually pulled."

This time Tang Ming didn't need to shout, all the onlookers and everyone at the scene screamed. It is already abnormal enough to have a stomachache on this occasion, and it is a shame to pull your pants in the end.

"What the hell is this bastard doing?"

Seeing Lu Dai pulling like this, Bai Shengqi who was standing outside grabbed the barbed wire with a livid face: "Let me in, save people!"

"Sorry, outsiders are absolutely not allowed to enter the scene at the beginning of the game. Unless the game is over, anyone must not disturb the order of the game."

The gatekeeping staff responded blankly.

"you……"

"That guy purposely had loose bowels during the game, trying to stink his opponent to death. Does that count as disrupting the order of the game?"

Tang Ming immediately asked loudly.

"This... shouldn't it count?"

The staff hesitated for a moment and shook their heads uncertainly. There is really no way to say that diarrhea is a disturbance of order. Who would be so stupid to ruin themselves like this!

"The people in Yixianfang are so powerful that they pull their pants at such a time."

"It's disgusting that such a big person would do such a thing."

"That's right! Children only pull their pants, and Yixianfang is famous this time."

……

The onlookers chatted enthusiastically.

Bai Shengqi and the other Yixianfang disciples all blushed and lowered their heads, so ashamed that they wanted to find a place to hide.

Once upon a time, they all felt that it was an extremely honorable and proud thing for them to be descendants of Yixianfang, but today's scene is shameful, and vomiting blood is light.

"Damn bastard, it's so useless."

Bai Shengqi cursed secretly.

In the arena, Lu Dai was lying on the ground with fluid dripping from his back, eyes closed, tears all over his face, and now he really wanted to die.

"Hey, the person in charge, can I leave?"

Lu Dai asked with a pale face.

"Sorry, you can't leave the scene unless you admit defeat."

The staff responded by covering their noses, feeling nauseous for a while, wishing they could kill Lu Dai right now, but they can't!
"I, I, I admit defeat."

Lu Dai cried out in pain.

"The winner of this match is Zhou Xiaoqian."

The staff immediately announced the result of the game, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Come on, carry him out immediately."

"Huh? Is this a win?"

Zhou Xiaoqian looked at the half-prepared medicine in front of her with a dazed expression. She originally thought that meeting the master of Yixianfang would be the most difficult battle in history, but she did not expect that it would be easier than the previous competition. Somewhat disgusting.

Several staff members dragged Lu Dai out, leaving a yellow mark on the ground. That scene was so eye-catching!

"Hehe, I said that Xiaoqian will definitely win, who let him run into people from Yixianfang."

Tang Ming kept sneering strangely.

"Brother, is this your fault?"

Meng Xianjun looked at Tang Ming uncertainly, and Hua Yingjie and the others also became curious.

"The secret cannot be leaked."

Tang Ming shook his head and smiled mysteriously.

(End of this chapter)