Chapter 625 Dog (3 Chapters)
"you guess."

Hu Lijing smiled coquettishly, and then kicked the ball to Wu Di again, "Didn't you really want to know how many boys I have chased you just now? Now I will give you a chance!"

Wu Di: "..."

What he hates the most is guessing girls' minds!

It is the so-called needle in the bottom of a woman's heart.

Plus his EQ is so low, how to guess the Year of the Monkey?

……

"Five!"

Wu Di saw that Hu Lijing was determined not to tell if she didn't guess, so she stretched out a slap and said cautiously, for fear of guessing wrong and making her unhappy.

"Hehe." Hu Lijing put on a sneer and said nothing.

"Did you guess wrong?"

Wu Di thought for a while in confusion, and then said tentatively, "Twenty?"

"Hehe." Hu Lijing still sneered.

"That's fifty?"

Wu Di asked uncertainly, and seeing Hu Lijing's expression remained the same, he boldly said, "That's one hundred?"

Just after he finished speaking, he laughed to himself again, "I knew that with Miss Jing's charm, changing a hundred men is like changing clothes. It's not difficult at all. I think a hundred is less, five Almost a hundred."

Hu Lijing: "..."

She really couldn't help rolling her eyes at Wu Di, does that look like I'm so promiscuous?

"Wu Di, I really want to kick you to death. If there are no enemies everywhere, I can guarantee that I will kick you hard!"

Hu Lijing stared fiercely at Wu Di, using her lips to speak angrily, and her eyes were more terrifying than sharp blades!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Wu Di heard Hu Lijing say this, and hurriedly apologized, "Others say that the more girls talk about boyfriends, it's a reflection of the value of their own charm. Is it the same as insulting sister Jing?"

"Humph!"

Hu Lijing snorted, turned her head and ignored Wu Di, obviously a little angry.

Wu Di knew he was wrong, and patted Hu Lijing on the shoulder to attract her, "Sister Jing, I know I was wrong, just tell me how many times you have talked!"

"Guess for yourself!"

"I can't guess." Wu Di replied blankly, "Besides, if I guess wrong, you should go berserk again!"

Hu Lijing simply turned her head away, no matter how Wu Di patted her body with her hands, she never turned her head away, as if she was angry, but also seemed to let him continue to guess.

"How many will it be?"

Wu Di frowned, thinking secretly in his head, "The female goblin said she was insulted by saying that there were a lot of people, and said she was promiscuous, so there should be ten?"

Furthermore, for a naturally beautiful woman like Hu Lijing, she would never believe that she had never talked to ten Wu Dies.

"Sister Jing, I guess there are at least eight!" Wu Di deliberately lowered his voice and said, conservatively counting two less.

"you--"

When Hu Lijing heard this, her pretty face flushed again with anger, and she couldn't help kicking Wu Di any time her body moved.

"Hush—" At this moment, Wu Di quickly covered her mouth, and motioned to silence her.

At the same time, the sound of leather boots hitting the floor began to sound from all around.

"did you find it?"

"no!"

"Go over there and have a look. They disappeared after releasing the smoke bombs. They must still be hiding in this village in the city, and they have never left!"

"Our men and horses have been watching the roads around the village in the city. We will know when they leave. Therefore, we can only hide in a certain room in a certain residential building."

At this time, two teams of people came from different roads and met and exchanged near the truck.

They were very close to the truck, and for a moment Wu Di and Hu Lijing under the truck became nervous, they looked at each other, their muscles were tense, and they were ready to run away at any time.

Under the car, Wu Di could even see the densely packed heels of the crowd.

"It's Nana's! This man and woman are just like rabbits, they are not strong but they run very fast."

A young man with a pockmarked face cursed and suddenly broke away from the line walking in the opposite direction and walked towards the truck.

"Bang bang bang bang-"

Wu Di and Hu Lijing felt the sound of approaching footsteps, their hearts couldn't help beating wildly, and their whole bodies became more and more tense.

"Come closer." Wu Di said with his lips, and then leaned towards Hu Lijing.

Hu Lijing had a face of reluctance, but in the face of life and death, she obediently leaned over, clinging to the small drive shaft with Wu Di, trying not to let her body lean out as much as possible to avoid being discovered.

The pockmarked face was close to the edge of the truck, and for a moment the two of them became even more nervous, beads of sweat the size of peas oozing from their bodies, and each could hear the nervous heartbeat of the other.

They all held their breath and turned themselves into wood as much as possible to avoid detection.

Fortunately, both of them have superb concealment skills.

"Bang bang—"

"Bang bang—"

At this moment, Wu Di and Hu Lijing only hoped that Pocky Face would not squat down and put his head on the ground to look up.

If Mazilian simply squatted down and looked at the bottom of the truck casually, he should not have seen the transmission shaft slightly above the center and the two people attached to it.

"It's really exciting. I haven't found it after searching for so long, and I was played around by them."

Mazi yelled with displeasure, his legs trembled a few times facing the truck compartment, he didn't know what he was doing, "But that woman is very beautiful, if I, Mazi, can marry in this lifetime, no, it's to possess one When the time comes, there will be no regrets in dying!"

Inside the car, Wu Di, who was nervous about being exposed, heard that this man was coveting Hu Lijing, and couldn't help but grinned.

Hu Lijing glared at Wu Di angrily, showing a few sharp white canine teeth, as if to say, "Why are you laughing? Believe it or not, I'll goug your eyes out?"

The two of them had such a fight, the tense atmosphere was much less tense, and they were not so afraid of the pockmarked face standing beside them and squatting down at any time.

Da da da--

Just as Wu Di and Hu Lijing coveted her beauty because of her pockmarked face, they were teasing each other with lip language and body language, suddenly there was a slight noise next to her.

The sound was like water droplets splashing onto the canopy, or like water droplets falling on the wet ground.

The attention of the two was attracted, and just when they turned their heads to see what happened, a strong foul smell filled the bottom of the car.

When Wu Di and Hu Lijing knew what Mazilian was doing, their eyelids couldn't help but widen, looking very surprised.

lying trough-

He was urinating on the van!
"wu..."

Hu Lijing felt bullied in her chest, and she was about to spit out with a disgusted face.

Fortunately, Wu Di reacted quickly and covered her mouth with his hand, so as not to make a sound or actually spit it out.

"Hey--"

Pockmarked face sighed heavily after urinating, and said to his companion waiting at the intersection: "Do you think it makes sense for people to eat and drink every day, and finally discharge it? It's better to be set by God to not eat or drink from the beginning. No emission, how much trouble has been saved?"

"Let's go, it's not good for us to delay for a long time." The companion gave him an angry look.

Inside the car, Wu Di and Hu Lijing looked at each other with bewildered faces.

It’s fine to defecate freely like a dog, but you can also realize the philosophical truth.

Really drunk!

(End of this chapter)

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