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Chapter 982 Can You Stop Doing This?
Chapter 982 Can You Stop Doing This?
"Cough cough cough-"
Wu Di couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, and he choked on himself while laughing.
Unexpectedly, a cold goddess like Bai Ningshuang would tell such impure jokes.
Of course, Wu Di didn't think it was dirty, on the contrary he thought it was a kind of art.
"What's so funny? Otherwise, if you sleep with two hairs in your arms every night, wouldn't you be happy?"
"Cool, how can you be unhappy?"
Wu Di calmed down, and responded with a serious face: "I wish all the women in the world would use their own hair to create a clone, and then come to sleep with me every night, and let me choose like the emperor against the brand."
"but!"
Bai Ningshuang gave Wu Di a disdainful look, "For a woman like Ruhua, do you want her hair to sleep with you? No, no, no... Let Ruhua's body! Also, Cuihua, Twist, etc., They are all serving you."
Wu Di: "..."
He was suddenly at a loss for words, and he didn't even know how to laugh!
damn-
Once a woman gets serious, she is the champion of the world debate competition.
"Did you lose?"
Bai Ningshuang looked at Wu Di triumphantly and said with a smile, "I knew all of you guys would always be that fancy-faced. Even when you're 70 or [-] when you're too old to move, all you think about are beautiful young girls."
"Hey!" Wu Di scratched his head in embarrassment.
This is a common problem of men, what can he do?
"Hey--"
Bai Ningshuang sighed heavily, looked at Wu Di helplessly and said, "You are such a playful man, what else can I do?"
"I will try my best to correct it." Wu Di looked at Bai Ningshuang affectionately, "Everything is caused by me being too good now, I promise to keep a low profile from now on so that I won't attract the attention of other girls strength."
"I don't believe you!" Bai Ningshuang turned her eyes away, not believing Wu Di's nonsense at all.
"Okay, okay, let's not worry about this issue anymore. It's almost time to get off work in the evening, so hurry up and tidy up with Liu Yan, and then go to your residence together. I will personally cook for you two tonight."
Wu Di gave up and signaled Bai Ningshuang not to get entangled in this issue.
When Bai Ningshuang heard that he was going to cook for herself, her face was full of joy, "Okay, I want to eat pork with pickled vegetables, and you have to cook it as delicious as last time."
"No problem, I promise it will taste better than last time."
Wu Di patted his chest, promising it firmly.
Afterwards, he led the two daughters towards Bai Ningshuang's residence.
When the second daughter learned that Wu Di was cooking in person, she looked as happy as if she had won the lottery. She was extremely excited.
When they were in the car, they started talking about what to eat tonight, and they used that ingredient to try for Wu Di to see how it tasted.
Sure enough, he still complied with the sentence of picking up girls and beating them to death. If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach!
……
"Why did you come back so late?"
"Also drank a lot of wine..."
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Wu Di drove back to his new home.
Jiang Churou and Su Qingmei sat on the sofa, and when they saw him enter the living room, they immediately asked about him.
"It's okay, I just met a friend."
Wu Di gave up and responded casually, then went to sit in the middle of the two of them, and asked curiously: "Why did you two stay up so late, don't you understand that beautiful women sleep out?"
"Hmph, you are the head of this family and our husband. If you don't come home overnight and you didn't say hello to me in advance, would we dare to sleep?"
Jiang Churou complained in a resentful tone, "I heard that you are still planning to become a husband, if we don't have three obediences and four virtues, aren't we waiting to be punished?"
"Ha ha--"
Wu Di smiled faintly, of course he knew that Jiang Churou was joking with him.
However, it is true that they wait for themselves.
Wu Di finally understood the feeling of home.
It's the kind that no matter how late you come back, there is always a light waiting for you to return, illuminating the way into the house.
This feeling is really warm and warm!
Being married and having a wife is the happiest thing in the world!
……
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou suddenly snorted coldly, and asked Wu Di with a strong expression of anger on her pretty face, "Tell me honestly, why do you smell of perfume? Did you go out to mess around again?"
Su Qing raised her eyebrows and her nose moved, "It really smells like perfume, and the perfume smells very natural, like the essence extracted from nature. It can be seen that the status of a woman who wears this perfume must be very noble."
Wu Di: "..."
He didn't expect that the two women's noses were so sharp that they could roughly determine the identities of Bai Ningshuang and Liu Yan.
I have to say that a woman is really Sherlock Holmes when she gets serious.
"Don't play dumb, tell me honestly what this perfume smell is all about?" Jiang Churou asked Wu Di angrily with his face on his hips.
"Hey--"
Wu Di sighed heavily, rolled his eyes at Jiang Churou and asked, "Jiang Churou, can you stop doing this?"
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou snorted angrily, and angrily yelled at Wu Di: "Why can't it be like this? I'm your wife now, your justifiable wife, don't I have the right to manage you, and even know whether you have extramarital affairs outside?" ?"
Yin Luo, without waiting for Wu Di to speak, she turned her eyes to Su Qingmei, "Miss Su, are you right?"
Su Qingmei nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and said softly: "Chu Rou is right, we are all your wives now, logically we have the right to know these things."
Wu Di: "..."
He rolled his eyes at Jiang Churou a few times, and suddenly felt that rescuing this little witch was the worst thing in his life!
She really shines with some sunshine!
"Jiang Churou, why don't you do this?" Wu Di deliberately showed a crying expression, "If you do this again, I'll regret getting married a little bit!"
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou snorted triumphantly, "It's useless to regret, the raw rice has already been cooked, if you have the ability, go tell my father or even other uncles to see if they will break your dog legs. "
"Right, Miss Su?" Jiang Churou turned her head and blinked at Su Qingmei.
"That's right." Su Qingmei nodded, "We are my real wife now, you have to explain everything to us honestly. Even if you mess up outside, you have to let us know."
"Hey--"
Wu Di sighed helplessly, "Now I finally understand why so many married people are envious of the life of a single dog. I suddenly feel that it is better for me to be single!"
"what--"
When the second daughter heard that Wu Di was right, she immediately became angry.
"Bastard, we want to abandon you when you sleep, see if I don't beat you to death!!"
(End of this chapter)
"Cough cough cough-"
Wu Di couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, and he choked on himself while laughing.
Unexpectedly, a cold goddess like Bai Ningshuang would tell such impure jokes.
Of course, Wu Di didn't think it was dirty, on the contrary he thought it was a kind of art.
"What's so funny? Otherwise, if you sleep with two hairs in your arms every night, wouldn't you be happy?"
"Cool, how can you be unhappy?"
Wu Di calmed down, and responded with a serious face: "I wish all the women in the world would use their own hair to create a clone, and then come to sleep with me every night, and let me choose like the emperor against the brand."
"but!"
Bai Ningshuang gave Wu Di a disdainful look, "For a woman like Ruhua, do you want her hair to sleep with you? No, no, no... Let Ruhua's body! Also, Cuihua, Twist, etc., They are all serving you."
Wu Di: "..."
He was suddenly at a loss for words, and he didn't even know how to laugh!
damn-
Once a woman gets serious, she is the champion of the world debate competition.
"Did you lose?"
Bai Ningshuang looked at Wu Di triumphantly and said with a smile, "I knew all of you guys would always be that fancy-faced. Even when you're 70 or [-] when you're too old to move, all you think about are beautiful young girls."
"Hey!" Wu Di scratched his head in embarrassment.
This is a common problem of men, what can he do?
"Hey--"
Bai Ningshuang sighed heavily, looked at Wu Di helplessly and said, "You are such a playful man, what else can I do?"
"I will try my best to correct it." Wu Di looked at Bai Ningshuang affectionately, "Everything is caused by me being too good now, I promise to keep a low profile from now on so that I won't attract the attention of other girls strength."
"I don't believe you!" Bai Ningshuang turned her eyes away, not believing Wu Di's nonsense at all.
"Okay, okay, let's not worry about this issue anymore. It's almost time to get off work in the evening, so hurry up and tidy up with Liu Yan, and then go to your residence together. I will personally cook for you two tonight."
Wu Di gave up and signaled Bai Ningshuang not to get entangled in this issue.
When Bai Ningshuang heard that he was going to cook for herself, her face was full of joy, "Okay, I want to eat pork with pickled vegetables, and you have to cook it as delicious as last time."
"No problem, I promise it will taste better than last time."
Wu Di patted his chest, promising it firmly.
Afterwards, he led the two daughters towards Bai Ningshuang's residence.
When the second daughter learned that Wu Di was cooking in person, she looked as happy as if she had won the lottery. She was extremely excited.
When they were in the car, they started talking about what to eat tonight, and they used that ingredient to try for Wu Di to see how it tasted.
Sure enough, he still complied with the sentence of picking up girls and beating them to death. If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach!
……
"Why did you come back so late?"
"Also drank a lot of wine..."
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Wu Di drove back to his new home.
Jiang Churou and Su Qingmei sat on the sofa, and when they saw him enter the living room, they immediately asked about him.
"It's okay, I just met a friend."
Wu Di gave up and responded casually, then went to sit in the middle of the two of them, and asked curiously: "Why did you two stay up so late, don't you understand that beautiful women sleep out?"
"Hmph, you are the head of this family and our husband. If you don't come home overnight and you didn't say hello to me in advance, would we dare to sleep?"
Jiang Churou complained in a resentful tone, "I heard that you are still planning to become a husband, if we don't have three obediences and four virtues, aren't we waiting to be punished?"
"Ha ha--"
Wu Di smiled faintly, of course he knew that Jiang Churou was joking with him.
However, it is true that they wait for themselves.
Wu Di finally understood the feeling of home.
It's the kind that no matter how late you come back, there is always a light waiting for you to return, illuminating the way into the house.
This feeling is really warm and warm!
Being married and having a wife is the happiest thing in the world!
……
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou suddenly snorted coldly, and asked Wu Di with a strong expression of anger on her pretty face, "Tell me honestly, why do you smell of perfume? Did you go out to mess around again?"
Su Qing raised her eyebrows and her nose moved, "It really smells like perfume, and the perfume smells very natural, like the essence extracted from nature. It can be seen that the status of a woman who wears this perfume must be very noble."
Wu Di: "..."
He didn't expect that the two women's noses were so sharp that they could roughly determine the identities of Bai Ningshuang and Liu Yan.
I have to say that a woman is really Sherlock Holmes when she gets serious.
"Don't play dumb, tell me honestly what this perfume smell is all about?" Jiang Churou asked Wu Di angrily with his face on his hips.
"Hey--"
Wu Di sighed heavily, rolled his eyes at Jiang Churou and asked, "Jiang Churou, can you stop doing this?"
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou snorted angrily, and angrily yelled at Wu Di: "Why can't it be like this? I'm your wife now, your justifiable wife, don't I have the right to manage you, and even know whether you have extramarital affairs outside?" ?"
Yin Luo, without waiting for Wu Di to speak, she turned her eyes to Su Qingmei, "Miss Su, are you right?"
Su Qingmei nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and said softly: "Chu Rou is right, we are all your wives now, logically we have the right to know these things."
Wu Di: "..."
He rolled his eyes at Jiang Churou a few times, and suddenly felt that rescuing this little witch was the worst thing in his life!
She really shines with some sunshine!
"Jiang Churou, why don't you do this?" Wu Di deliberately showed a crying expression, "If you do this again, I'll regret getting married a little bit!"
"Humph!"
Jiang Churou snorted triumphantly, "It's useless to regret, the raw rice has already been cooked, if you have the ability, go tell my father or even other uncles to see if they will break your dog legs. "
"Right, Miss Su?" Jiang Churou turned her head and blinked at Su Qingmei.
"That's right." Su Qingmei nodded, "We are my real wife now, you have to explain everything to us honestly. Even if you mess up outside, you have to let us know."
"Hey--"
Wu Di sighed helplessly, "Now I finally understand why so many married people are envious of the life of a single dog. I suddenly feel that it is better for me to be single!"
"what--"
When the second daughter heard that Wu Di was right, she immediately became angry.
"Bastard, we want to abandon you when you sleep, see if I don't beat you to death!!"
(End of this chapter)
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