The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 1012 Young master is not poisonous, you are not angry
Chapter 1012 Young master is invulnerable to all poisons, are you angry?
Moments later, Lan Yu and Jiang Chen arrived at the side of the Accord car.
Looking up, there was no sign of Longshu.
Seeing this, Jiang Chen said: "There are a lot of people here, let's find you separately, and try to force him to a place with fewer people."
"it is good!"
Lan Yu took out his mobile phone: "When I ask Sabi to send me the coordinates later, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find it directly at this kid's speed."
Jiang Chen nodded, separated from Lan Yu, and started looking for Long Shu.
For the two of them, Shabi sat in front of the computer, always staring at the position that the surveillance could see.
Wherever Long Shu appeared, he would immediately take out his mobile phone and send it to Jiang Chen.
"Beside the dessert shop, turn left ahead."
"Hurry up, Lan Yu, he's come around behind you."
"Master, he's in the room."
In the beginning, Shabi was able to send Jiang Chen and Lan Yu the location of the Dragon Mouse from time to time.
But in the back, every time he sent a message, he would be one step slower than Longshu.
In other words, when he saw Long Shu at point A, before he finished editing the information for Jiang Chen and Lan Yu, Long Shu had already reached point B.
Judging from these, it is not difficult to guess that Longshu has already discovered Jiang Chen and Lan Yu, and will look for him again.
What's more, even though he has already found out, he didn't intend to run away directly, instead, he showed his head in front of the surveillance from time to time, as if he was deliberately playing a cat-and-mouse game with Jiang Chen and the others.
"Master Jiang, this grandson is deliberately playing with us."
Lan Yu called Jiang Chen's phone and muttered.
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Don't worry, if you wait any longer, it's time for us to play with him."
"What? Did you find him?" Lan Yu asked.
"No, but it will be found soon."
Jiang Chen looked around and asked, "Where are you now?"
"In the second alley of the street on your left, Shabi just said that the dragon mouse came here. When I came, he should have rushed forward, and the end of the alley should turn towards you, but the dragon The mouse may also jump over the wall and go to other places."
"You keep chasing, come to my side as much as possible. Let's meet in the alley later."
"it is good!"
After speaking, Lan Yu took two deep breaths and continued to run towards the inside.
While running, he cursed: "Long Shu, I think you are a fucking little mouse, don't hide if you have the ability, come out and fight me."
"Heh, whether it's a dragon or a mouse, my ability is to run, so what can you do if you can't catch up with me?"
Hearing the teasing laughter from afar, Lan Yu snorted coldly: "Don't let me catch you, or I'll knock off your two front teeth!"
"If you can catch me, I will take your last name!"
When the sound came out, Lan Yu suddenly saw a figure rushing towards the innermost part of the alley.
Seeing this, he also speeded up.
On the other hand, Jiang Chen was walking slowly on the street, throwing some small things out of his hands from time to time.
After a while.
When it was less than 200 meters away from the end of the alley, Jiang Chen heard some subtle noises.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with a playful smile: "Whether it's a field mouse or a dragon mouse, they are still rats after all!"
"Humph!"
Suddenly there was a cold hum from the wall.
Jiang Chen looked up, Long Shu was standing on top of a wall 100 meters in front of him to the left.
"Aren't you running?"
Long Shu squinted at Jiang Chen: "If I don't take the initiative to show up, you will never be able to catch me for the rest of your life. It's not because I don't run away, but because I'm too lazy to play with you two anymore."
Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows and said: "What? Are you worried that we will catch you soon, and then make such an excuse to run away?"
Longshu scolded angrily: "Fart! I'm because it's too boring to continue chasing you. I'm not worried about being caught by you!"
With his appearance, he has the attitude of a child who is worried that Jiang Chen will snatch his lollipop, but has a stubborn attitude.
Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "If you're not worried about being caught by us, then you come down now, you're at the same starting point as me, how about we catch up fairly?"
Hearing this, Long Shu said without thinking, "I'm afraid that you won't succeed!"
After finishing speaking, he was about to jump down from the wall, but just after he stabilized his figure, he suddenly dodged to the other side.
"What? Repented again?" Jiang Chen asked.
"What if you act aggressively and catch me suddenly while waiting for me to go down?" Long Shu said with a vigilant expression.
Jiang Chen stood by the wall opposite, and after pulling a certain distance away, he said with a smile: "Now you should believe it, right?"
Bang!
The Dragon Mouse slid down from the wall, and raised its middle finger at Jiang Chen: "We are on the same level now, if you can catch me, I will let you handle it, if you don't catch me, you will learn from me when you see me in the future." The dog barks!"
"Like a dog bark?" Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows, this Dragon Mouse also looks to be in his thirties, and he speaks and behaves like a child.
"Why? Don't you dare?" Dragon Mouse asked.
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "How could I not dare to compete in the competition I proposed!"
"Okay! I'll count to 123 and let's start!"
After finishing speaking, Long Shu made a run-up posture, and after shouting the last three numbers, he walked straight ahead.
However, Jiang Chen just stood there without moving a bit.
Seeing that he didn't move, Long Shu, who ran a few steps, stopped suddenly: "Why don't you run? Are you going to admit defeat directly?"
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "It's still one step away!"
"What's one step away?" Long Shu asked blankly.
"If you run one more step forward, I'll chase after you." Jiang Chen laughed.
Longshu scratched his head: "You let me on purpose?"
"Not really, it's just to make this competition look fairer."
After Jiang Chen said, especially when the word "fairness" was used, a harmless smile appeared on his face.
This scene made Dragon Mouse a little unhappy.
He wiped his nose, and said contemptuously, "You told me to take an extra step, but I just took one step back!"
While speaking, he took another step back, and raised his middle finger at Jiang Chen: "Come on, now it's fair."
"This is the fairness you chose!" Jiang Chen said with a playful smile.
"I said, why do you speak so strangely...huh?"
Halfway through speaking, Long Shu frowned suddenly: "Why do I feel powerless?"
Seeing this, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, and while walking towards Long Shu in a leisurely manner, he said with a teasing smile, "Because you fell into my Qibu San."
"Qibu San?" Long Shu's pupils shrank sharply, then shook his head and said, "Impossible, I didn't eat what you gave me just now, and I'm so far away from you, how could I be poisoned?"
Jiang Chen raised his finger and pointed at Long Shu's feet: "Look at the soles of your shoes."
Longshu looked down, and there was some white dust on the soles of his shoes.
Jiang Chen took out a cigarette and lit it, and said with a smile, "I've already sprinkled these on the ground before you came. If you just stand on it, you won't be poisoned, but when you start running, the dust on the ground will definitely fly up. , through the air into your nose and mouth."
"The dust from my running will also pass into your nostrils, but why are you okay?" Dragon Mouse asked.
Jiang Chen shrugged and smiled: "Because the young master can't clean up all kinds of poisons, are you angry?!"
(End of this chapter)
Moments later, Lan Yu and Jiang Chen arrived at the side of the Accord car.
Looking up, there was no sign of Longshu.
Seeing this, Jiang Chen said: "There are a lot of people here, let's find you separately, and try to force him to a place with fewer people."
"it is good!"
Lan Yu took out his mobile phone: "When I ask Sabi to send me the coordinates later, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find it directly at this kid's speed."
Jiang Chen nodded, separated from Lan Yu, and started looking for Long Shu.
For the two of them, Shabi sat in front of the computer, always staring at the position that the surveillance could see.
Wherever Long Shu appeared, he would immediately take out his mobile phone and send it to Jiang Chen.
"Beside the dessert shop, turn left ahead."
"Hurry up, Lan Yu, he's come around behind you."
"Master, he's in the room."
In the beginning, Shabi was able to send Jiang Chen and Lan Yu the location of the Dragon Mouse from time to time.
But in the back, every time he sent a message, he would be one step slower than Longshu.
In other words, when he saw Long Shu at point A, before he finished editing the information for Jiang Chen and Lan Yu, Long Shu had already reached point B.
Judging from these, it is not difficult to guess that Longshu has already discovered Jiang Chen and Lan Yu, and will look for him again.
What's more, even though he has already found out, he didn't intend to run away directly, instead, he showed his head in front of the surveillance from time to time, as if he was deliberately playing a cat-and-mouse game with Jiang Chen and the others.
"Master Jiang, this grandson is deliberately playing with us."
Lan Yu called Jiang Chen's phone and muttered.
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Don't worry, if you wait any longer, it's time for us to play with him."
"What? Did you find him?" Lan Yu asked.
"No, but it will be found soon."
Jiang Chen looked around and asked, "Where are you now?"
"In the second alley of the street on your left, Shabi just said that the dragon mouse came here. When I came, he should have rushed forward, and the end of the alley should turn towards you, but the dragon The mouse may also jump over the wall and go to other places."
"You keep chasing, come to my side as much as possible. Let's meet in the alley later."
"it is good!"
After speaking, Lan Yu took two deep breaths and continued to run towards the inside.
While running, he cursed: "Long Shu, I think you are a fucking little mouse, don't hide if you have the ability, come out and fight me."
"Heh, whether it's a dragon or a mouse, my ability is to run, so what can you do if you can't catch up with me?"
Hearing the teasing laughter from afar, Lan Yu snorted coldly: "Don't let me catch you, or I'll knock off your two front teeth!"
"If you can catch me, I will take your last name!"
When the sound came out, Lan Yu suddenly saw a figure rushing towards the innermost part of the alley.
Seeing this, he also speeded up.
On the other hand, Jiang Chen was walking slowly on the street, throwing some small things out of his hands from time to time.
After a while.
When it was less than 200 meters away from the end of the alley, Jiang Chen heard some subtle noises.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with a playful smile: "Whether it's a field mouse or a dragon mouse, they are still rats after all!"
"Humph!"
Suddenly there was a cold hum from the wall.
Jiang Chen looked up, Long Shu was standing on top of a wall 100 meters in front of him to the left.
"Aren't you running?"
Long Shu squinted at Jiang Chen: "If I don't take the initiative to show up, you will never be able to catch me for the rest of your life. It's not because I don't run away, but because I'm too lazy to play with you two anymore."
Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows and said: "What? Are you worried that we will catch you soon, and then make such an excuse to run away?"
Longshu scolded angrily: "Fart! I'm because it's too boring to continue chasing you. I'm not worried about being caught by you!"
With his appearance, he has the attitude of a child who is worried that Jiang Chen will snatch his lollipop, but has a stubborn attitude.
Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "If you're not worried about being caught by us, then you come down now, you're at the same starting point as me, how about we catch up fairly?"
Hearing this, Long Shu said without thinking, "I'm afraid that you won't succeed!"
After finishing speaking, he was about to jump down from the wall, but just after he stabilized his figure, he suddenly dodged to the other side.
"What? Repented again?" Jiang Chen asked.
"What if you act aggressively and catch me suddenly while waiting for me to go down?" Long Shu said with a vigilant expression.
Jiang Chen stood by the wall opposite, and after pulling a certain distance away, he said with a smile: "Now you should believe it, right?"
Bang!
The Dragon Mouse slid down from the wall, and raised its middle finger at Jiang Chen: "We are on the same level now, if you can catch me, I will let you handle it, if you don't catch me, you will learn from me when you see me in the future." The dog barks!"
"Like a dog bark?" Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows, this Dragon Mouse also looks to be in his thirties, and he speaks and behaves like a child.
"Why? Don't you dare?" Dragon Mouse asked.
Jiang Chen said with a smile: "How could I not dare to compete in the competition I proposed!"
"Okay! I'll count to 123 and let's start!"
After finishing speaking, Long Shu made a run-up posture, and after shouting the last three numbers, he walked straight ahead.
However, Jiang Chen just stood there without moving a bit.
Seeing that he didn't move, Long Shu, who ran a few steps, stopped suddenly: "Why don't you run? Are you going to admit defeat directly?"
Jiang Chen smiled and said, "It's still one step away!"
"What's one step away?" Long Shu asked blankly.
"If you run one more step forward, I'll chase after you." Jiang Chen laughed.
Longshu scratched his head: "You let me on purpose?"
"Not really, it's just to make this competition look fairer."
After Jiang Chen said, especially when the word "fairness" was used, a harmless smile appeared on his face.
This scene made Dragon Mouse a little unhappy.
He wiped his nose, and said contemptuously, "You told me to take an extra step, but I just took one step back!"
While speaking, he took another step back, and raised his middle finger at Jiang Chen: "Come on, now it's fair."
"This is the fairness you chose!" Jiang Chen said with a playful smile.
"I said, why do you speak so strangely...huh?"
Halfway through speaking, Long Shu frowned suddenly: "Why do I feel powerless?"
Seeing this, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched, and while walking towards Long Shu in a leisurely manner, he said with a teasing smile, "Because you fell into my Qibu San."
"Qibu San?" Long Shu's pupils shrank sharply, then shook his head and said, "Impossible, I didn't eat what you gave me just now, and I'm so far away from you, how could I be poisoned?"
Jiang Chen raised his finger and pointed at Long Shu's feet: "Look at the soles of your shoes."
Longshu looked down, and there was some white dust on the soles of his shoes.
Jiang Chen took out a cigarette and lit it, and said with a smile, "I've already sprinkled these on the ground before you came. If you just stand on it, you won't be poisoned, but when you start running, the dust on the ground will definitely fly up. , through the air into your nose and mouth."
"The dust from my running will also pass into your nostrils, but why are you okay?" Dragon Mouse asked.
Jiang Chen shrugged and smiled: "Because the young master can't clean up all kinds of poisons, are you angry?!"
(End of this chapter)
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