The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 1158 If I am the emperor, all living beings are ass
Suddenly, everyone looked at Wei Changhe in disbelief.

What is it? No wonder they lost to Jiang Chen in two consecutive matches!

From the beginning of answering the questions to the end of handing in the paper, Jiang Chen shook his head and sighed throughout the whole period.

Just looking at the posture, it must be that he has no confidence in the kick he answered.

Now even he doesn't have much confidence in himself. It stands to reason that he should have more than half the chance to lose.

But why did Wei Changhe say such things?
Facing the eyes of everyone, Wei Changhe smiled and said, "Actually, after Jiang Chen said those words, he didn't even need to look at the answers to guess that Jiang Chen had already won. Don't you realize that?"

Hearing this, the bewildered expressions on everyone's faces became a little more intense.

One of them stood up and said: "What he said just now, the front is to praise the person who proposed the question, but the back is to call that person illiterate. The way of praise and derogation really makes us a little confused, but it's just him. It’s just a description of the person who made the question, what does it have to do with who wins and who loses this question?”

Wei Changhe smiled meaningfully: "People with different personalities want to express words with the same meaning, and the artistic conception of the words described and the words written are completely different.
It's like when a rough person sees a beautiful woman, he will directly say: Wow, what a beautiful woman!And if it is a gentle and elegant gentleman, it is a little subtle to say: fairies are not of the mortal world, but they see beautiful women in the world. "

Hearing this, everyone still didn't understand.

Wei Changhe spread his hands and said: "To put it bluntly, Jiang Chen guessed the character of the person who wrote the question from the artistic conception of the sentence in the title, and also understood the mood of the person who wrote the sentence, so Now, it's easy to guess the two words that are missing in this sentence."

Hearing this, the person next to him said: "Old Wei, you are not optimistic about him this time because he won the last game by luck, right?"

Wei Changhe raised his eyebrows and said, "It's the first time in my life that Jiang Chen and I met today, so how can we say favoritism? The reason why I think he guessed right is because what he summed up to the questioner just now is very It makes sense."

"Reasonable?" The person next to him immediately sneered: "You just admitted that the person who asked this question is a young master of the Luo family, and it is not difficult to see some secondary attributes in his words.
But Jiang Chen's previous description of this young master was an ambitious and powerful high-ranking person, but the latter description was that he became illiterate again. It seemed very contradictory that he praised and demoted these words. If he was a high-ranking person If so, how can it be illiterate? "

After he finished speaking, another man also said: "That's right, the young master who asked this question is obviously a typical middle school two character, young and frivolous, pretentious, this is because he wants to fight him, wants to beat Pu Luo The public can see it without looking at it, so how can such a second-year student be a high-ranking person with both strength and ambition?"

After hearing them finish speaking, Wei Changhe suddenly smiled and said, "So, you all feel that Jiang Chen's description is wrong? I think what he said makes sense and is false?"

Some people nodded, while others said: "We're not saying that Jiang Chen's description is completely wrong. After all, that young master is the young master of the Luo clan, and he has the capital to be proud of himself."

"Yes, and we feel that Jiang Chen's description is too exaggerated, it's even worse than that young master's question, so the answer he wrote must be wrong."

After listening to these people's words, Wei Changhe smiled mysteriously: "Okay, let's not talk about the right and wrong of his description, let's take a look at Jiang Chen's answer first."

While speaking, he picked up the top piece of paper.

Holding the edge with both hands, the moment he unfolded it, the two large characters on it suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

And at this moment, everyone present laughed.

"Old Wei, you really missed your mark this time!"

"That's right, that young master is only a sophomore, and Jiang Chen is completely illiterate."

"That's right, no matter how crazy the young master who wrote the question is, the sentence in front of him seems to be very educated, how could he write such rubbish words!"

While everyone was talking, Wei Changhe put these two words behind the title, and said loudly: "If I am Ling Feng, I dare to fight the sky with a sword, and if I am the emperor, all living beings are nothing!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed loudly, their smiles were full of ridicule towards Jiang Chen.

While smiling, someone said, "Old Wei, you praised him just now, but now seeing his answer, do you feel dumbfounded?"

"I'm not dumbfounded, but I have a little surprise!" Wei Changhe said after taking a deep look at Jiang Chen.

"Surprised?" Hearing these two words, everyone was a little dazed.

Wei Changhe nodded and said: "Most people would not think of the word 'shit' in a short time, so I was prepared for this competition that no one really won, but now, Jiang Chen But it was an accurate guess.”

"and many more!"

A person in front of him said in astonishment: "You mean, the missing word in this sentence is really the word 'fart'?"

Wei Changhe nodded and said, "That's right!"

While speaking, he tore off the covering cloth at the end of the scroll.

If I were Ling Feng, I dared to hold a sword to fight against the sky, if I were the emperor, all living beings would be a fart!
This line of big characters suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

And at this moment, everyone's complexions turned livid.

"This...how is this possible!"

"Aren't the last two words of people with the middle two attribute always 'ant', 'floating cloud' and the like!"

"That's right, if I were Ling Feng, I dared to fight against the heavens with a sword. If I were the emperor, all living beings would be ants and floating clouds. This would be normal. How could all beings be assholes!"

Seeing everyone's incomprehension, Wei Changhe spread his hands and said, "The picture scroll has never been changed here, so I can change it temporarily!"

"Damn, is the person who asked this question illiterate? The first half of the sentence was copied, and the second half was thought up by myself?"

"Old Wei, you were wrong before. I feel that the person who can write this is not a young master at all, he should be the most ordinary person, and he hasn't even graduated from elementary school."

"Shh!"

The discussion in the room was getting louder and louder, but after hearing everyone's cursing words getting worse and worse, Wei Changhe hurriedly gestured a silent gesture: "Everyone, be careful, if the person who asked the question heard it, I'm sorry. You are no good."

Everyone pursed their mouths and said in a low voice: "It is true that we offended people by saying that, but we are right."

"Why is it wrong?" Wei Changhe looked directly at the crowd, and said word by word: "The person who wrote the question is Mr. Luo, and this sentence is also his motto. Don't you think Mr. Luo is very serious?" Secondary two? Or did Sanye Luo not graduate from primary school?"

"what!"

Hearing the words Sanye Luo, everyone's facial muscles trembled.

Among them, someone hurriedly changed his words: "I said this a long time ago, which is quite domineering. At the beginning, I thought that the person who wrote it must be a good person, but I didn't expect it to be Mr. Luo."

"Hey, I just said it was the Second Secondary School. It was purely a joke. It was just to highlight the strength of Mr. Luo."

Some people changed their words, and others echoed it one after another, and some even said: "Jiang Chen is a bit too truthful, and even said that Mr. Luo is even more illiterate than him..."

(End of this chapter)