The best little magician in the countryside
Chapter 334 Come, smoke a cigarette to calm down
Chapter 334 Come, smoke a cigarette to calm down
When she suddenly saw someone rushing towards her and fell down with blood all over her face, Luo Yanran was stunned.
She had seen news about Pengcier on TV many times before.
Almost except for the cases where there are clear camera shots, most of the people who are hit by porcelain end up not only losing money, but also getting into a whole lot of trouble.
Right now, the car she is driving is brand new, even the license plate has not been hung, let alone a driving recorder.
Looking around, there is no camera or other equipment around.
Suddenly, Luo Yanran felt dizzy.
Just when she was at a loss as to what to do, she heard Jiang Chen say that the person who touches Cier looks familiar.
With uneasiness and doubts in his heart, he stared forward.
After seeing clearly what the person in front of the car looked like, the fear on Luo Yanran's face suddenly turned into astonishment.
"This...isn't this Xu Zizhe, the class monitor when we were studying medicine?"
Jiang Chen nodded with a smile: "Yes, the monitor who started his own business after graduation, how did he get into the business of touching porcelain?"
Luo Yanran turned her head to look at Jiang Chen: "What should we do now?"
"Just talking about Pengcier's matter is easy to handle, just go straight down and beat him up, and then turn around and leave, but now it's the old squad leader who wants to extort our money from Pengcier, you think we should Should I go down and chat with the old squad leader? Or should I leave now?"
After hearing Jiang Chen's words, Luo Yanran frowned into a word 'Chuan'.
After a moment of hesitation, Luo Yanran said: "Why don't we go, so as not to be embarrassed after going down, anyway, the old squad leader was kind to us."
"I think it's okay, it's already very embarrassing for Peng Cier to meet an acquaintance." Jiang Chen also smiled helplessly.
Luo Yanran nodded slightly, then started the car and slowly reversed.
They want to leave, but the old class leader Xu Zizhe won't let them!
It's not easy to come across such a good car, no matter what you do, you will have to extort thousands of dollars before you are willing to give up.
The moment Luo Yanran started to reverse the car, Xu Zizhe immediately took another step forward, and directly pressed the position of the front bumper with both hands.
He also yelled directly to the side: "Everyone come and see, you still want to run after bumping into someone! Do you still have a conscience, do you still have a conscience!"
When the people on the side of the road saw this scene, they immediately gathered around.
Not only surrounded Xu Zizhe, but also surrounded the car completely.
Others didn't see Xu Zizhe touching Ci'er, let alone throwing a blood bag in his face.
But he saw Xu Zizhe laying on the ground with blood on his face, while the car closest to him was about to fall backwards and leave.
This kind of 'immoral' behavior, as a new generation of good citizens, is absolutely not allowed!
The car arrived suddenly.
A smug look flashed in Xu Zizhe's eyes.
And he thought to himself, "Isn't it enough to give the money early? I have to call someone. Now, if you don't have tens of thousands of dollars, you don't want to leave safely!"
In fact, Xu Zizhe had already noticed Luo Yanran driving a Maserati from the street.
There are three major elements of touching porcelain.
There are no cameras on the first road.
There is no dash cam in the second car!
Third, and most importantly, it is a female driver who drives the car.
According to Xu Zizhe's accumulated experience in Pengcier for so many years, as long as these three elements are met, the success rate of Pengcier can almost reach 90.00%.
As for the remaining one percent, it depends entirely on fate.
Maybe there will be a tough stubble, and if you don't give me a dime, you will have to be beaten up.
Xu Zizhe has encountered this kind of thing before.
But that's nothing, it's not a big deal to him if he can get another sum of money after being beaten up.
But just as he was lying on the ground thinking happily, while everyone on the side of the road was pointing and cursing, Luo Yanran gave a wry smile.
"It looks like we won't be able to leave!"
Jiang Chen grinned: "Tell me, if I go down, I'll directly expose him as Pengcier. Will the old squad leader cry all night when he goes back?"
puff!
Luo Yanran couldn't help but sneered: "If you don't think about what to do, why are you still in the mood to joke!"
Jiang Chen pinched his forehead: "In this case, there is no other way but to get out of the car."
"But... once we go down, the old squad leader will definitely recognize us. How embarrassing he will be then!"
"But if I don't go down, I still feel embarrassed to be scolded like this!"
In the words, Jiang Chen has already pushed open the car door, smiled at Luo Yanran: "Let's go, if you can't avoid it, you can meet him head-on, at worst, treat him to a meal later, right?"
Luo Yanran thought for a while, then pushed the door and walked down.
"Who is it, who wants to run away after bumping into someone!"
"Look, she's pretty at such a young age, I didn't expect her heart to be so cruel!"
"Hey, it's a female driver again. The relevant departments should take care of it. Female drivers are not allowed on the road!"
The voices of accusations spread into the ears of the three parties.
Luo Yanran and Jiang Chen had strange expressions on their faces, but the pride in Xu Zizhe's eyes became more and more intense.
He didn't look up, just slapped the bumper with his hands, and cried, "You still want to run after you hit me. Do you still have a conscience? Let me tell you, take me to the hospital quickly and compensate me quickly. Otherwise, don't think about it today." Walk!"
Standing by the side of the car, Jiang Chen took out a cigarette, lit it, and passed it towards Xu Zizhe: "Come on, smoke a cigarette to calm down!"
Xu Zizhe immediately knocked the cigarette away: "What are you smoking? I'm bleeding even if I don't see it!"
Jiang Chen lit one on his own, wiped a little blood from Xu Zizhe's face, put it under his nose and smelled it, and praised: "Not bad, now we don't use tomato sauce, but animal blood directly , it’s really realistic.”
"What did you say?!" Xu Zizhe suddenly looked up at Jiang Chen.
When he looked over, his pupils constricted suddenly.
Obviously, they also recognized Jiang Chen.
Then, her gaze moved slightly, and Luo Yanran's familiar figure also appeared in front of her.
Seeing this, Xu Zizhe's facial muscles twitched a few times.
Just when he had such an expression, Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "I don't know how much compensation do you want us to pay for so much blood?"
"What are you talking about? He's bleeding and injured. Shouldn't you rush to take him to the hospital?" An old lady next to him scolded.
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Auntie, I'm a doctor, he has a skin injury, I'll take him to bandage it later, and now we're talking about compensation in front of the big guy! "
"So much blood, is it a skin trauma?" The old aunt frowned and muttered.
Jiang Chen grinned, and pointed at Xu Zizhe: "If you don't believe me, ask him!"
Afterwards, the old lady and the people who were eating melons all looked at Xu Zizhe.
Xu Zizhe watched Jiang Chen blink at him, then stood up from the ground, and hurriedly said, "That's right, it's just a little bit of trauma."
As he said that, he said to Jiang Chen: "Why don't we talk about compensation in another place, it's all blocked here and will affect the traffic."
(End of this chapter)
When she suddenly saw someone rushing towards her and fell down with blood all over her face, Luo Yanran was stunned.
She had seen news about Pengcier on TV many times before.
Almost except for the cases where there are clear camera shots, most of the people who are hit by porcelain end up not only losing money, but also getting into a whole lot of trouble.
Right now, the car she is driving is brand new, even the license plate has not been hung, let alone a driving recorder.
Looking around, there is no camera or other equipment around.
Suddenly, Luo Yanran felt dizzy.
Just when she was at a loss as to what to do, she heard Jiang Chen say that the person who touches Cier looks familiar.
With uneasiness and doubts in his heart, he stared forward.
After seeing clearly what the person in front of the car looked like, the fear on Luo Yanran's face suddenly turned into astonishment.
"This...isn't this Xu Zizhe, the class monitor when we were studying medicine?"
Jiang Chen nodded with a smile: "Yes, the monitor who started his own business after graduation, how did he get into the business of touching porcelain?"
Luo Yanran turned her head to look at Jiang Chen: "What should we do now?"
"Just talking about Pengcier's matter is easy to handle, just go straight down and beat him up, and then turn around and leave, but now it's the old squad leader who wants to extort our money from Pengcier, you think we should Should I go down and chat with the old squad leader? Or should I leave now?"
After hearing Jiang Chen's words, Luo Yanran frowned into a word 'Chuan'.
After a moment of hesitation, Luo Yanran said: "Why don't we go, so as not to be embarrassed after going down, anyway, the old squad leader was kind to us."
"I think it's okay, it's already very embarrassing for Peng Cier to meet an acquaintance." Jiang Chen also smiled helplessly.
Luo Yanran nodded slightly, then started the car and slowly reversed.
They want to leave, but the old class leader Xu Zizhe won't let them!
It's not easy to come across such a good car, no matter what you do, you will have to extort thousands of dollars before you are willing to give up.
The moment Luo Yanran started to reverse the car, Xu Zizhe immediately took another step forward, and directly pressed the position of the front bumper with both hands.
He also yelled directly to the side: "Everyone come and see, you still want to run after bumping into someone! Do you still have a conscience, do you still have a conscience!"
When the people on the side of the road saw this scene, they immediately gathered around.
Not only surrounded Xu Zizhe, but also surrounded the car completely.
Others didn't see Xu Zizhe touching Ci'er, let alone throwing a blood bag in his face.
But he saw Xu Zizhe laying on the ground with blood on his face, while the car closest to him was about to fall backwards and leave.
This kind of 'immoral' behavior, as a new generation of good citizens, is absolutely not allowed!
The car arrived suddenly.
A smug look flashed in Xu Zizhe's eyes.
And he thought to himself, "Isn't it enough to give the money early? I have to call someone. Now, if you don't have tens of thousands of dollars, you don't want to leave safely!"
In fact, Xu Zizhe had already noticed Luo Yanran driving a Maserati from the street.
There are three major elements of touching porcelain.
There are no cameras on the first road.
There is no dash cam in the second car!
Third, and most importantly, it is a female driver who drives the car.
According to Xu Zizhe's accumulated experience in Pengcier for so many years, as long as these three elements are met, the success rate of Pengcier can almost reach 90.00%.
As for the remaining one percent, it depends entirely on fate.
Maybe there will be a tough stubble, and if you don't give me a dime, you will have to be beaten up.
Xu Zizhe has encountered this kind of thing before.
But that's nothing, it's not a big deal to him if he can get another sum of money after being beaten up.
But just as he was lying on the ground thinking happily, while everyone on the side of the road was pointing and cursing, Luo Yanran gave a wry smile.
"It looks like we won't be able to leave!"
Jiang Chen grinned: "Tell me, if I go down, I'll directly expose him as Pengcier. Will the old squad leader cry all night when he goes back?"
puff!
Luo Yanran couldn't help but sneered: "If you don't think about what to do, why are you still in the mood to joke!"
Jiang Chen pinched his forehead: "In this case, there is no other way but to get out of the car."
"But... once we go down, the old squad leader will definitely recognize us. How embarrassing he will be then!"
"But if I don't go down, I still feel embarrassed to be scolded like this!"
In the words, Jiang Chen has already pushed open the car door, smiled at Luo Yanran: "Let's go, if you can't avoid it, you can meet him head-on, at worst, treat him to a meal later, right?"
Luo Yanran thought for a while, then pushed the door and walked down.
"Who is it, who wants to run away after bumping into someone!"
"Look, she's pretty at such a young age, I didn't expect her heart to be so cruel!"
"Hey, it's a female driver again. The relevant departments should take care of it. Female drivers are not allowed on the road!"
The voices of accusations spread into the ears of the three parties.
Luo Yanran and Jiang Chen had strange expressions on their faces, but the pride in Xu Zizhe's eyes became more and more intense.
He didn't look up, just slapped the bumper with his hands, and cried, "You still want to run after you hit me. Do you still have a conscience? Let me tell you, take me to the hospital quickly and compensate me quickly. Otherwise, don't think about it today." Walk!"
Standing by the side of the car, Jiang Chen took out a cigarette, lit it, and passed it towards Xu Zizhe: "Come on, smoke a cigarette to calm down!"
Xu Zizhe immediately knocked the cigarette away: "What are you smoking? I'm bleeding even if I don't see it!"
Jiang Chen lit one on his own, wiped a little blood from Xu Zizhe's face, put it under his nose and smelled it, and praised: "Not bad, now we don't use tomato sauce, but animal blood directly , it’s really realistic.”
"What did you say?!" Xu Zizhe suddenly looked up at Jiang Chen.
When he looked over, his pupils constricted suddenly.
Obviously, they also recognized Jiang Chen.
Then, her gaze moved slightly, and Luo Yanran's familiar figure also appeared in front of her.
Seeing this, Xu Zizhe's facial muscles twitched a few times.
Just when he had such an expression, Jiang Chen said with a playful smile: "I don't know how much compensation do you want us to pay for so much blood?"
"What are you talking about? He's bleeding and injured. Shouldn't you rush to take him to the hospital?" An old lady next to him scolded.
Jiang Chen waved his hand: "Auntie, I'm a doctor, he has a skin injury, I'll take him to bandage it later, and now we're talking about compensation in front of the big guy! "
"So much blood, is it a skin trauma?" The old aunt frowned and muttered.
Jiang Chen grinned, and pointed at Xu Zizhe: "If you don't believe me, ask him!"
Afterwards, the old lady and the people who were eating melons all looked at Xu Zizhe.
Xu Zizhe watched Jiang Chen blink at him, then stood up from the ground, and hurriedly said, "That's right, it's just a little bit of trauma."
As he said that, he said to Jiang Chen: "Why don't we talk about compensation in another place, it's all blocked here and will affect the traffic."
(End of this chapter)
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