The best little magician in the countryside

Chapter 384 Do I Need a Reason to Beat My Son?
The facts were the same as Jiang Chen expected.

When they finished their lunch and tasted Weitian's unique afternoon tea, Xiao Wu strode in from the outside.

At this moment, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his body was full of the smell of alcohol.

He staggered to Jiang Chen's side, half-slumped on the chair and mumbled drunkenly: "Brother Chen, do you think the word 'brother' is the most worthless in the world?"

Jiang Chen and Luo Yanran looked at each other, then said with a smile: "Of course not, friendship is priceless."

Xiao Wu took a sip of wine and asked, "If it's really priceless, then why did I try to persuade Lu Qianhua with good intentions, but he didn't know a good heart and scolded me back?"

Jiang Chen spread his hands and said, "Because he is blinded by another emotion."

"Love is more important than friendship?"

"No, these two cannot be compared together, because they are not a concept."

Xiao Wu was silent for a moment when he heard the words, and asked again: "Why can't Lu Qianhua listen to me at all? I have known him for more than ten years, but why can't I compare with a woman who has known him for less than half a month?" Woolen cloth?"

"I said, he was blinded by what he thought was love." Jiang Chen repeated.

Xiao Wu sighed: "I have been brothers with him for so many years, we have fought, scolded and quarreled, but I have never blushed as much as today. Do you know how ugly what he just scolded? Do you know how hurtful his words are?" ?"

"What did he say? Want to break up with you?" Jiang Chen laughed.

Xiao Wu nodded: "Yes, he wants to break up with me because of a woman!"

Jiang Chen took a puff of cigarette, said with a smile: "Then you also break up with him."

Xiao Wu shook his head: "I can't do it. How can the relationship of so many years be said to end."

"Why can't it be cut off, a brotherhood that can't stand the test of a woman, it's called a fart brotherhood."

Xiao Wu said solemnly: "Brother Chen, this is not right. If you really like Lu Qianhua, then I should also bless him. After all, it is husband and wife who live their lives, not brothers."

Jiang Chen sneered: "You understand the truth, so what else do you not understand? You clearly know that it is husband and wife who are going to spend the rest of your life, so what is there to be entangled in?"

"But the problem is that Bai Xintong doesn't really have feelings for Lu Qianhua."

"Then one day when Lu Qianhua wakes up, he will definitely come back to look for you." Jiang Chen spread his hands and said.

Xiao Wu was taken aback by Jiang Chen's words, and immediately smiled and said: "That's right, when Lu Qianhua exposes Bai Xintong's true face, he will definitely regret breaking up with me today."

"Right." Jiang Chen patted Xiao Wu on the shoulder: "It's normal for young people to fight and fight, don't get sullen about everything."

"It's as if you are older than us." Xiao Wu glanced at Jiang Chen and cursed.

Jiang Chen shrugged and smiled: "No, I'm not as old as you guys, I'm eighteen every year!"

Xiao Wu immediately said with contempt: "Damn it, you have such a thick skin!"

As he said that, Xiao Wu changed the subject and asked, "Brother Chen, if you were the one to choose, how would you choose between women and brothers?"

"There are never multiple-choice questions in the adult world."

During the words, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth slightly raised: "If it were me, I would want it!"

"Domineering!"

While giving Jiang Chen a thumbs up, Xiao Wu drank the wine in the bottle in one go.

Snapped!
The empty wine bottle fell to the ground in a 360-degree rotation, breaking into countless pieces.

Just when Weitian was about to yell at the street, he heard Xiao Wu mumble in a daze, "Waiter, another bottle of Erguotou from [-]!"

"Waiter?" Wei Tian stared at Xiao Wu with one big eye and the other small one.

Xiao Wu impatiently took out a few pieces of cash from his pocket: "What the fuck, hurry up and drink, I'm going to get drunk today!"

Hearing this, Jiang Chen pulled Luo Yanran back two steps abruptly.

"What are you doing?" Luo Yanran asked blankly.

"Hush! A cross-century father-son battle is about to begin!" Jiang Chen said with a silent gesture.

Luo Yanran was just about to frown and ask a question, but Wei Tian who was opposite spoke.

"Jiang Chen, do you think I took advantage of someone's danger by beating him when he was drunk?"

Jiang Chen lifted his chin, and said solemnly: "I don't think it counts."

"Then give me a convincing reason."

Jiang Chen said without hesitation: "I beat my son, do I still need a reason?"

Weitian's eyeballs shook twice, then he raised his hand and hit Xiao Wu's back fiercely.

Snapped!
puff!
Under a heavy blow, Xiao Wu's mouth opened wide, and then he vomited wildly.

More importantly, he vomited all over Weitian.

Seeing his clothes being vomited dirty, Weitian's face immediately turned green.

"Grandma, you're so drunk, how can you even talk back!"

"Pfft!"

Hearing this, Luo Yanran couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Chen tugged at her jade hand: "How can you laugh at such a serious matter!"

"Where did you see that this was a serious matter?"

Jiang Chen said solemnly: "There is an old saying, father and son should not be raised, and this scene is like a scene of father and son educating their son. It is the essence of my Chinese heritage for thousands of years. Isn't this scene serious enough?"

Luo Yanran raised her eyebrows: "A scene where I can't understand my son, and immediately resorted to domestic violence, can you say such righteous words?"

"Isn't this a traditional Chinese virtue?" Jiang Chen asked in confusion.

Luo Yanran helped her forehead, and asked back: "Could it be that you will beat your son like this in the future?"

"That depends on whether you gave birth to a son or a daughter. If it was a son, you might beat me like this, but if it was a daughter... then you have to hold it well." Jiang Chen laughed.

"So you're a patriarchal guy!"

"Actually, I prefer people to say that I value sex and despise friends!" Jiang Chen rubbed his hands and smiled, "Yan Ran, you see the long night is long, why don't we go back and discuss the important matter of having children?"

Luo Yanran suddenly stopped speaking, and stared at her pretty face with a blushing face, thinking inwardly that she was unknowingly led into a ditch by this guy.

His eyes paused for a moment, then he pointed in front of him and said, "I think Xiao Wu really should hit."

"Snapped!"

"Damn it, who dares to hit me!"

"I dare to hit you!"

"Oh my god, you hurt my handsome face..."

Seeing the fight between father and son, Luo Yanran laughed and laughed.

Couldn't help but smiled at Jiang Chen: "Suddenly I feel that Xiao Wu's thick skin is about to catch up with you!"

"Are you praising me or scolding me?" Jiang Chen muttered speechlessly.

"I……"

Ring Ring Ring!
Just as Luo Yanran was about to speak, the phone rang suddenly.

"Who?" Jiang Chen asked.

Luo Yanran pointed to the phone, "It's Pei Gang."

"What is he calling you for?"

When Jiang Chen asked, Luo Yanran had already picked up the phone.

Before he could speak, Pei Gang's slightly hasty voice came from the opposite side: "Sister Luo, something serious happened at the hospital, please come back quickly."

ps: I have been busy last week, so I owe a lot of updates, and now I have done things properly, and I will start making updates tomorrow. I will make an update plan tomorrow and let you know when the time comes. .

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